Zhuge Liang: "I have decided!" " "
Wei Yan: "Oh! Has the Prime Minister decided whether to be buried or cremated? "
Zhuge Liang: "Bah! Who said I was going to die? I will borrow my life from God through prayer. "
Wei Yan whispered, "I didn't expect the Prime Minister to be so superstitious, cut!"
Jiang Wei whispered, "not necessarily. My master is very capable. He has a friendship with God. He borrowed Dongfeng that year. "
Wang Ping whispered, "But how can I repay it if I borrow it?"
Liao Hua whispered, "you don't understand this. The prime minister never returns anything he borrows. He borrowed the east wind, the bow and arrow and Jingzhou. When will he return it? So every time he asks me for money, I don't lend it to him. "
"Oh ..." People nodded in unison.
Zhuge Liang said, "Jiang Wei, go and lead forty-nine soldiers, each holding a soap flag and wearing soap clothes, and stand around the tent; I prayed for Beidou from my account. If the main light doesn't go out within seven days, my life can be increased by one year; If the light goes out, I will die. "
Jiang Wei: "Don't worry, master! I'll watch the light for you. I am a lamp, the lamp is out ... I am still there. "
Zhuge Liang has been praying in the tent for six days. On the seventh day, Zhuge Liang was sitting in a tent, holding a sword and saying, "Don't spit grape skins if you eat grapes, and don't spit grape skins if you don't eat grapes ..." (I don't know how to pronounce the spell, whatever. )
Suddenly, he heard a shout outside the village, and he wanted to find out. Wei Yinfei came in and said, "Wei Bing has arrived!" I was in a hurry to put out the main light. Kong Ming gave up his sword and sighed! "Life and death have a life, but they can't get it!"
The above is written in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but according to the top secret document No.6 of Shu at that time, the situation at that time was like this. ......
Wei Yan rushed in and shouted, "Prime Minister! No, the enemy stole the camp! "
Zhuge Liang: "Don't panic, it's not surprising that there is a little harassment. You see, you are in such a hurry that you don't even close the door when you come in. Don't blow out all my lights because of the strong wind outside. Okay ... Boyo, the fire is not big enough. Add some lamp oil. "
Jiang Wei: "Yes, master, don't worry. I am quick, I will do it. "
Zhuge Liang: "Well! Might as well be an apprentice. This is ... no, Jiang Wei, the bottle you are holding is water, and the lamp oil is over there. "
Jiang Wei: "Ah? What? But I have fallen. This, this is how to return a responsibility ... The main light went out? "
However, according to Wei Yan's autobiography Zhuge Liang and I-Fighting for Twenty Years, the story goes like this. ......
Wei Yan: "Prime Minister! Big things are not good! "
"What's there to panic about? No manners, no greeting, no knocking, no organization and no discipline! Get out! " Zhuge Liang was very angry and threw away his sword with a wave of his hand.
As a general, Wei Yan looked around and listened to all directions. He quickly "Huanglong turned around" and showed his sword. The sword missed Wei Yan, but hit the washstand, and the washbasin flew up and knocked over the bamboo slips on the table. Bamboo slips knocked over the dining table, and a bowl of chicken soup knocked over the dining table, just putting out the main light ... (very complicated)
However, according to "The Great Teacher-Zhu Gekongming" written by Jiang Wei in the future, it was like this at that time. ......
Wei Yan: "No, Prime Minister! Wei Jun is coming! "
Jiang Wei: "Be careful, don't step on the main light."
But Wei Yan's foot couldn't catch up, but he kicked the main light and the light flew in the air. This is called flying late. I saw Jiang Wei soaring, and a Dapeng spread its wings in the air, and then turned it over for three and a half weeks. The last group somersaulted behind the swallow, turning 720 degrees, and his feet landed firmly. (lightness skill+diving+gymnastics)
Zhuge Liang: "Good disciple, did you catch the main light?"
Jiang Wei: "No, I was so busy doing somersaults that I forgot to take the lamp."
Zhuge Liang vomited blood. ......
"The Prime Minister can rest assured that he didn't catch it, but I caught it." I saw Wei Yan holding the main light in his hands in front of him and saying, "Actually, there is no need for so many fake moves. I stood on the ground and grabbed the lamp. How's it going? Awesome! Ha ha laugh ... aah! Sorry, I caught a cold these days, huh? Is the light out? " (Will you catch a cold at a critical moment?)
Last time Wei Yan received the lamp, a sneeze blew it out at the critical moment.
But according to the memoir "History of War and Tears" of the soldiers who stood guard at the door at that time, it was actually like this. ......
There was a noise outside the village, and Zhuge Liang said, "Bo Yue! Go out and see what's wrong. "
"Yes!" Jiang Wei took the order and rushed out, ran to the door and ran into Wei Yan who came in.
"ouch!" Jiang Wei was beaten away and fell to the ground.
Wei Yan: "Sorry, sorry, the enemy has attacked. I was in a hurry, so I didn't pay attention to you. "
Jiang Wei: "Why do I feel so hot? No, my ass is on fire! " (No way, oil lamps are everywhere, which is inevitable)
"Job, don't be afraid! Let me help you put out the fire! I step, I step, I step, I jump, I jump, I jump, I die, I die, I die. " After a "battle" by Wei Yan, the fire was finally put out.
Jiang Wei stood up from the ground: "Wen Chang, thank you, I ... eh? Lights, lights ... why are the lights out! "
Wei Yan: "Ah? I don't know, I only remember that I just stepped on the flame, and I thought, maybe, maybe, maybe ... I let it out by the way. "
Later, on the question of "who put out the main light", many experts repeatedly demonstrated that there was still no consensus. What is certain, however, is that the light did go out. Later, he gradually witnessed the scientific nature of folk sayings such as "oil dries up the lamp", "people die and the lamp goes out" and "blowing out the lamp and pulling out the wax", and Zhuge Liang failed. ......
A few days later, in the big account.
Zhuge Liang: "I ... I can't, I ..."
The generals knelt down and cried bitterly, "Prime Minister! ! ! "
Zhuge Liang: "Don't cry. I'm not dead. Can I not worry about it until I tell you? "
Jiang Wei said with tears in his eyes, "Master, if you have anything to say, please tell me."
Zhuge Liang said, "After I die, I must not send out mourning. I should retire slowly and don't worry ..." Then I tilted my head. ......
The generals knelt down again and cried bitterly, "Prime Minister! ! ! "
Zhuge Liang: "Nothing, I haven't died so fast."
Yang Yi: "Prime Minister! What else do you have to say? "
Zhuge Liang: "My funeral must be simple. The economy of this country is not very good now. Save a little ... Yes, there were more than 300 guards of honor at Liu Bei's funeral. I don't need so much. Two thousand people are enough. "
Yang Yi whispered, "The Prime Minister is dying, and I can't count it."
Zhuge Liang: "Bo Yue!"
Jiang Wei: "Disciple is here."
Zhuge Liang: "This is the method of connecting crossbows, which has never been used. A crossbow can shoot ten arrows. Here are the drawings. Can be made according to law. "
Jiang Wei: "Yes!"
Zhuge Liang: "Remember, the crossbow must be patented. With a patent, it can be protected by law. Don't be pirated by Sima Yi like herding cattle Liu Ma. In addition, cow Liu Ma must also be sold at a reduced price, which can encourage consumers to resist piracy and buy genuine products. "
Jiang Wei: "I see."
"I am ... going ..." Zhuge Liang suddenly tilted his head again. ......
Once again, the generals fell to their knees and cried bitterly, "Prime Minister! ! ! "
Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll practice first."
Person: "#%? #￥%"
Zhuge Liang: "Job, this is my art of war book, especially the chapter on disposal, which talks about dozens of battle formations, including 3-5-2; 4-4-2; 4-5- 1; 3-4-3......"
Jiang Wei: "Master, you took it wrong. This is the football magazine I read. "
"ah? No wonder it is so inconvenient to hold it. " Zhuge Liang: "Look, this is my art book, which talks about various array methods, including square array, round array, cone array, sky array, ground array, yan zhen array, configuration array, weir array, Huanglong array, dragon snake array, Erlongshan water array, three talents array in heaven and earth, four gates array at the bottom, five elements of plum blossom array, six tripods and six armour array, and seven-star renju array.
Jiang Wei muttered in a low voice, "Do you speak so fluently and in such a spirit that you look like a dying person?"
"I ... this time, I really ... want to go ..." Zhuge Liang said, tilting his head again. ......
The generals continued to kneel and cry: "Prime Minister! ! ! "
Zhuge Liang: "Wait, I'm not dead yet. I have something to say."
Jiang Wei cried and said, "Please, master, say something quickly. Don't you think we are tired of kneeling and listening! Please hurry. "
Zhuge Liang: "Soon, soon. Remember, Bo Yue, the Central Plains has been an inseparable part of our Han territory since ancient times, so the banner of recovering the Central Plains must not fall. "
Jiang Wei: "I see, if you don't fail, you won't fail."
Zhuge Liang: "The Northern Expedition will continue. If you fail once, don't give up. Be prepared for a protracted war. I'm in poor health. I can't play six times. You are young and strong, and it is not a problem to play nine times and ten times. You must insist on playing. "
Jiang Wei: "Yes, fight!" "
Zhuge Liang: "Be kind to soldiers."
Jiang Wei: "Thick, be sure to be thick!"
Zhuge Liang: "And we must support our ancestors."
Jiang Wei: "Protect, protect!"
Zhuge Liang: "Never rebel."
Jiang Wei: "Anti-reverse, definitely anti-reverse!"
Zhuge Liang: "What? ! "
Jiang Wei: "No, no ... Yes, definitely not, definitely not."
Zhuge Liang: "Then I can rest assured."
Jiang Wei: "Then you'd better go. It is getting late. Liu Bei and General Wu Hu are waiting for you there. Go! " ! Everyone said it, right? "
The generals echoed in unison: "Yes, yes ... Prime Minister, hurry up."
Zhuge Liang: "Are you looking forward to my early death? I want to grab the class and seize power so soon! "
Yang Yi: "Prime Minister, we don't expect you to die, but if you don't die, we will die soon. Everyone has been kneeling on the ground for a long time, and the weather is hot. Six soldiers kneeling outside the door fainted from heatstroke. No matter how long it takes, we will die soon. "
Zhuge Liang: "Can you blame me? The director admits that there are too few scenes in the original script, so let me drag on a little longer. "
Yang Yi: "Well, then hurry up. Help me. I'll treat you to a snack. "
Zhuge Liang: "Well, my last words are over. I have ... gone ... "He cocked his head again. ......
The generals didn't cry for a while. After watching it for a while, Jiang Wei whispered, "Is it really dead this time?"
Yang Yi: "It seems that this time it is true, and it should be dead."
"Oh!" The generals breathed a sigh of relief and finally fell to their knees again and shouted, "Prime Minister! ! ! "
"Wait a minute, I have one more thing." Zhuge Liang is still alive.
"Come on, and' that'. Just let go. If this continues, someone will come up even if they don't die. You were strangled. " Jiang Wei said and squeezed.
Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll do it. I'll die as soon as I finish. "
Yang Yi: "Come on!"
Zhuge Liang: "Did you write a eulogy after my death?"
Yang Yi: "I wrote it."
Zhuge Liang: "Read it out and I'll listen."
Yang Yi: "Do you want to hear this?"
Zhuge Liang: "Yes, I can't hear you after I die. Of course, I have to read it while I am alive, so that I can listen and write. "
Jiang Wei: "Forget it, meet his last request, or he won't die."
It says that Zhuge Liang is dead, alive and dead.
"Well, listen, uh-huh ..." Yang Yi: "Great statesman, strategist and prime minister Zhuge Liang ..."
Zhuge Liang: "Stop, I only have two titles."
Yang Yi: "Aren't politicians and militarists enough?"
Zhuge Liang: "Of course not. I wrote the Art of War. Is the military theorist finally on? "
Yang Yi: "OK, I'll add something to it for you."
Zhuge Liang: "Besides, I decided to get three points before I became a rookie. Longzhong, yes. Is it a strategist? "
Yang Yi: "OK, add something."
Zhuge Liang: "Well, my literary talent is not bad. I wrote a model ... "
Yang yi: "ok, plus the screenwriter."
Zhuge Liang: "I also joined hands with Wu Dong ..."
Yang Yi: "OK, plus diplomats."
Zhuge Liang: "I also rectified the economy of Shu ..."
Yang Yi: "OK, plus economists."
Zhuge Liang: "I also taught a good apprentice, Jiang Wei ..."
Yang Yi: "OK, plus educators."
Zhuge Liang: "I still ..."
Yang Yi: "What else?"
Zhuge Liang: "... not for the time being. "
Yang Yi: "Now it is changed to Zhuge Liang, a great politician, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, writer, educator, economist, one of the founders of Shu and Han Dynasty and prime minister, who died of illness on XX, XX, XX ..."
Zhuge Liang: "What XXXXXX?"
Yang Yi: "I don't know when and where you will die, so I can only use XXX."
Zhuge Liang: "I didn't die today, I died here."
Yang Yi: Today?
Zhuge Liang: "Today!"
Yang Yi: "Are you sure?"
Zhuge Liang: "Good!"
Yang Yi: "No change?"
Zhuge Liang: "Don't change!"
Yang Yi: "Are you sure you won't change it?"
Zhuge Liang: "Of course!"
"Congratulations, yes! Oh, no, this is ... dead. " Yang Yi: "The eulogy is now changed to: Zhuge Liang, a great politician, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, writer, educator and economist, one of the founders of Shu and Han Kingdom, and the prime minister, died in Wuzhangyuan Barracks on August 23rd of 12 at the age of 54. Zhuge prime minister's life is a glorious life, a great life, in the era of warlord regime and world disputes ... "
Zhuge Liang: "I don't worry, it's well written. Don't worry, I'm serious this time. I am ... dead ... "
Li Fu: "Hey! Wait, wait, don't die yet! "
Zhuge Liang: "What's the matter? I don't want to die. You want me dead. I really want to die, but you won't let me die. "
Li Fu: "No, I forgot there's one more thing I didn't ask. Prime Minister, please hold on for a while. "
Zhuge Liang said, "Hurry up, I don't have time. Liu, Guan and Zhang are all urging me to go there. They are waiting for me now. "
Li Fu: "I want to ask the Prime Minister who can do great things in a hundred years."
Zhuge Liang: "That's all."
Li Fu: "Oh! Jiang Wan (end). Okay, good choice. I'll write it down. Who can succeed after Jiang Wei? "
Zhuge Liang: "Ah? I haven't said yet, you heard wrong, not necessarily ... "
Li Fu: "Oh! Jiang wan, what about the fee? T-top (not necessarily) replacement, got it, got it! That fee? Who can succeed after T? "
Kongming didn't answer. The crowd was expecting it and died. (I guess it's depression. )
Yang Yi: "Is it really dead this time?"
Jiang Wei: "Really dead."
Yang Yi: "Are you sure?"
Jiang Wei: "OK!"
Yang Yi: "No change?"
Jiang Wei: "No change!"
Yang Yi: "Are you sure you won't change it?"
Jiang Wei: "I will definitely not change!" "
Yang Yi: "Congratulations, a few more tears, and we'll call it a day."
Jiang Wei: "But we can't cry any more. We cried six times and we have no strength. "
"Let's work harder and listen to my command." Yang Yi shook her hand and shouted, "One, two, three!" "
"Prime minister! ! "People cried for the last time. ...
Zhuge Liang, also known as Kong Ming, was born in Yang Du County (now yinan county), Yelang County, Xuzhou at the end of Han Dynasty. His father, Zhuge Xuan, was once a county magistrate of Mount Tai, and his uncle, Zhuge Xuan, was a celebrity at that time. Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang's brother, did not * * * Dai Tianjin to serve Wu, worshipped the general and Zuo Duhu, and led Yuzhou to shepherd. Zhuge Dan, Liang's younger brother, is an official in Wei. Moved to Yangzhou as a thorn official, a general in the town east, and an ordinary official. All three brothers are famous, each in a country. At that time, I thought that "Shu was the dragon, Wu was the tiger, and Wei was the dog" (Shi Shuo Xin Yu Pin Zao) noted that dogs were "meritorious dogs". Although they could not be compared with dragons and tigers, they were also very meritorious people, so they were famous. )。
Zhuge Liang was frustrated in his early years, so he lived in seclusion in Xilong Zhongshan, Xiangyang City. In 207 AD, Liu Bei, who was eager for wisdom, paid attention to Zhuge Liang, who brilliantly analyzed the situation in the world and put forward the road of uniting Wu and Cao Cao, also known as "Longzhong Dui". This is a correct political and military line put forward by Zhuge Liang for Liu Bei, and it is also the action program of Zhuge Liang all his life. Since then, Liu Bei's career has taken a turn for the better.
In 208 AD, Cao Cao led 300,000 troops south to Jingzhou. Zhuge Liang, with his extraordinary wisdom and courage, sent messengers to Wu Dong to persuade Wu Dong to fight Cao Cao and win the victory in Battle of Red Cliffs, thus winning a foothold for Liu Bei. After Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor, he became prime minister and knew Ge Liang like the back of his hand. In 223 AD, Liu Chan, the queen of Shu, succeeded to the throne, and Zhuge Liang was made the marquis of Wuxiang, who was in charge of Yizhou animal husbandry. He made great efforts to govern, strictly rewarded and punished, and implemented the policy of reclaiming farmland, which improved the relationship between the southwest nationalities and Shu Han and was conducive to the development of local economy and culture. He made six northern expeditions to the Central Plains. In 234 AD, he died of overwork in Wuzhangyuan and was buried in Dingjun Mountain (now southeast of Mianxian County, Shaanxi Province).
Zhuge Liang lived in 227. Twenty-seven years before 207 A.D. was the preparation stage of his self-cultivation and determination to use the world. After his success, he did not go north to Cao Cao, nor did he go south to surrender to Sun Quan. But to assist Liu Bei, who is "a minor celebrity". This is of course an objective Harada, but it is no accident. The reason why he chose the road of rejuvenating the Han Dynasty shows that he is an orthodox thinker who adheres to feudal principles and advocates Confucian loyalty and morality. The twenty-seven years from 207 to 234 A.D. was the stage of knowing Ge Liang and being loyal to Shu Han. Both the former master and the later master trusted him very much. He doesn't follow Confucian dogma. He respects the king, but does not harass foreigners. He made a southern tour to appease foreigners and implemented the best ethnic policy among the three countries. He knows the law and violates the law, and he is upright and upright. He runs the army with Wu and fights to the last breath with the selfless dedication of "doing his best and dying". His spirit of loyalty to the monarch and benefiting the people was deeply loved by Shu people before his death, and was admired by later generations for a long time after his death, which became the heritage of China traditional culture.
Zhuge Liang's tomb is at the foot of Dingjun Mountain in Mianxian County, Shaanxi Province.
Seclusion in Xiangyang
In the first year of Xingping (194), Zhuge Liang 13 years old, the four of them left their hometown in Shandong with their uncle Zhuge Xuan and went to Zhang Yu (now Nanchang, Jiangxi) to be the magistrate. Soon, the Han court sent Zhu Hao to his post, and Zhuge Xuan, who lost his official position, had to take Zhuge Liang's four brothers and sisters to Jingzhou to take refuge in his old friend Jingzhou Mu (Xiangyang) Liu Biao. After arriving in Xiangyang, Zhuge Liang went to the "academic hall" run by Liu Biao because he was young. His two sisters have been married, one married Pang Shanmin, the son of Xiangyang celebrity Pang Degong; One married Kuaiqi, a big Kuai family in Zhonglu County (now Nanzhang County, Hubei Province). He stayed in Xiangyang for about two or three years. About the age of Zhuge Liang 17, his uncle Zhuge Xuan passed away. Zhuge Liang lost his livelihood and didn't want to be an official in Liu Biao's office, so he moved to Longzhong, which is more than 20 miles away from Xiangyang, and has been working hard since then 10 years. It is in this most important period of life, in Xiangyang, that Zhuge Liang emerged from an ordinary teenager and gradually grew into a "hero" who understood the times.