The method is as follows: 1: This is simple, before you defecate, put a piece of toilet paper in it so that it won’t splash! 2: Just don’t poop, or use your sphincter to pinch the stool into small pieces. If you cut it off, there will be no water splash. 3. When the bb is disconnected, quickly lift the pp, then sit down and lift... Sit down and lift... After gaining experience, you can also estimate the height and angle of lifting the pp based on the length and weight of the bb. Practice. Just pull it every day. 4" The most trouble-free thing is to try to make the bottom of the bb directly contact the water... Let the bb sneak into the water quietly, just like peeling an apple. 5: Pull out the forked db and it will do it by itself. Press 6: Will you catch it with your hands first and then put it into the water gently? 7: It’s actually very simple. If the poster is not in the squatting position at home, just stretch the pg back a little when defecating. At this time, the stool will fall on the ground behind the squatting position, and there is no risk of splashing water. If the poster has a strong sense of responsibility, he can use his fingers to push the poop outside into the toilet after defecation. 8: Just lower the water level of the toilet. You will know the specific method by opening the toilet water tank. 9: Liang Fu Mingxia is an expert. You can ask her. 10: Pay attention to anal body mechanics. . The required angle must be vertical. And it ensures that the object falls gently with a minimum acceleration of 9.8. There must be no gas produced during shipment. . Otherwise the effect will be affected. 11: Sit a little sideways and let BB launch into the water from the shore, just like a newly built ship. 12: It means that your toilet is not ergonomic! ~A good toilet will not splash water! 13: If you defecate while wearing pants, the splashed water will not stain your buttocks, but you must wash your pants after defecation. 14: Catch it with your hands, and then throw it into the toilet. 15: You can set up a net in mid-air to filter it. 16 One of the functions of the anus is to intercept poop. . . I won’t talk about the other functions, lest people say I’m a bitch. . . 17: La Yi Tuo is big, as big as a horse. It can’t get up no matter how hard it is. 18: Standing on it, as long as your s is not huge, it will basically solve the problem. 19: Just sit on this wall. Ah, wouldn’t it be possible to get on the toilet and slide it into the water from the side of the toilet? 20: The basic method is to use the squatting position instead of using the toilet, which is more comfortable. 21: Dip your butt in the water. 22: Eat chicken feet whole, so that you can press the water splash~ It is best to eat chicken wings, and you can glide into the water~~ 23 Just pull and flush at the same time. 24: Pour some ice cubes. 25: It is certain that the toilet or that toilet will be splashed with pp! The most economical way: Find a plastic bag and poke a small hole in it, then put it on the pp, aiming the small hole at the butthole! Throw it away after pulling. Don’t be afraid of being splashed like this! 26: Tools: Two chopsticks, no matter what material they are made of, it is better to use disposable chopsticks, which are cheap and have strong friction. Usage: Use chopsticks to hold the bb when it pokes its head out, and slowly pull it into the water. Be careful not to use too much force. py must cooperate at the same time to avoid pinching off and wasting resources. Your technique may be unfamiliar the first few times, but remember practice makes perfect! ! ! 27: Lucky poster, our company has recently invented a new product "db-iii intelligent stool controller" and has submitted it to the relevant national departments for patent application. In fact, the implementation principle is very simple: in order to solve the problem that some relatively high-quality stools are prone to causing water splashing, a layer of transparent DuPont plastic is installed under the toilet seat. There is a round hole made of stainless steel in the center of this layer of DuPont material. Feces enters the toilet from this side. The round hole is controlled by a microchip. Each time the laser distance is measured, when it is found that the top of the feces has reached the water surface of the toilet, a guillotine will automatically cut off the feces in the round hole. In this way, the water splash will be successfully solved. problem. If the poster is interested in this product, please note: 1. The author also needs to manually align the round hole 2. Please do not insert your fingers, lower body and other key parts into the round hole at will, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. 28: Put a pan in the water. After using it, clean it and you can use it to fry eggs! ! ! 29: Squat on the toilet and defecate. This is how my toilet was damaged by me squatting on it.
30: You first hold your butt hole with your hands and pull, and then throw the things on your hands into the toilet. 31: It is recommended that everyone go for surgery and transfer the glorious task of the anus to the penis, then the penis will be better. The kid won’t splash pp 32: Consult the Chinese diving team