The flirting and humorous chat lines include:
1. You know, I just discovered a perfect solution to all my problems: place an order with the universe. Guess what? It always responds to me "Wait a minute, I'm recharging."
2. Do you know which day is the most difficult for me? Not Monday, not Friday, but the days when you are not around.
3. Recently, I have been studying a new scientific theory about how to make a girl's heart beat faster.
4. I recently discovered a way to make you more charming, as long as you talk to me every day.
5. I think I may need more sleep because I always meet you in my dreams.
6. I discovered that your smile can heal my day and I should apply for a patent for it.
7. I find that I am not good at many things, but as soon as I chat with you, I become very good at breaking the ice.
8. You know, I always dreamed of becoming an astronaut when I was a kid. But when I saw you, I realized I was already in space.
9. I have discovered a formula that solves all problems: ask for your opinion, and then disagree.
10. I think I may need a super power. Can you teach me how to make a girl smile?