I asked my husband to go shopping with me last night, and he blamed me. Should I forgive him regardless of the occasion? How to handle this matter?

The following are more than 100 classic lines sorted out and shared with you, hehe.

( 1)

Wash the car south, splash water, and an aunt rushed out and said, "What's the matter, splash all over me!" " "

Xiangnan: "Sorry, I didn't see it."

Aunt: "Didn't you see such a big living person?"

Nan: "I see it."

Aunt: "Did you see it?"

South: "I won't spill it. . . "

(2)

Lu Tao: "Something to drink?"

Millay: "I drink coke."

Lu Tao: "There are expired ones in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink? "

Millay: "Drink! As your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink expired coke! "

(3)

Lu Tao: "I tell you Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, you will be my wife from now on. If you want to die, talk to another man! " "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "I tell you, Lu Tao, you are my wallet from now on. If you want to die, you can try to find another woman to spend money! " "

(4)

Mother Lu: "Son, your biological father is coming back from America ... He has made a lot of money in America ... He wants to meet you ..."

Lu Tao: "Forget it, let's meet, let him give me his inheritance ~"

(5)

Millay: "How did you two discuss the second time?"

Xiangnan: "We've been breaking pots and falling ..."

(6)

To the south: "This pit is too dirty ~ ~"

Yang Xiaoyun: "... Nonsense! Have you ever seen a toilet with pure water? "

Yang Xiaoyun asked Charlene Marilynn Dangelo to call her cell phone, but it still worked. Cell phone reply: Not in service area.

(7)

Lu Tao: "Better?"

Millay: "Don't look at my sexy legs. I'll drool on the wound later. If it is suppurated, I will never give up with you! " "

(8)

Xiangnan: "The dragon gives birth to the dragon, and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix. I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice, just make holes. "

(9)

Xiangnan: "Does our family have a yard?" (Old Beijing Hutong Siheyuan)

Hanako: "We have a personal full-time barber, as well as shampoo and conditioner. Do you? " (I just bought a second-hand hair salon)

Xiangnan: "Our mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from our marriage. Do you have it at home? "

Hanako: "We have an old SUV at home. We have nothing to do. Let's go for a drive. Is it so romantic for your family? " (N-handed Beijing Jeep that can't be smashed for 600 yuan)

Xiangnan: "We have a color TV, a refrigerator and a washing machine. Is your family convenient? " (common in the courtyard)

Hanako: "We have a private enterprise in our family. We don't have to go out to work. We just like SOHO. Hey, when will your family catch up with such a post-modern life? "

Xiangnan: "We have a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies, which are piled on the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Do you dare to be so extravagant? "

Xiao Yun: "I'm really impressed with them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? It almost killed me. I told you to go south. It's bloody for eight generations. Strive hard. The salted fish turns over and blows again. " "

South: "Yang Xiaoyun, can you do it? You look like that salted fish. Tell me about it. The salted fish had to be salted for half a year, and it was already dead. Can you turn over? Show me, turn it over, turn it over. "

( 10)

Lingshan: "People say that men can't live without women, just as fish can't live without water."

Lu Tao: "However, people don't say that fish can't live without a drop of water."

( 1 1)

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Think about yourself, buy your mother an LCD TV and let my mother tidy up your house. Pretending to apologize to me is actually yelling at me. Take a taxi with the money I gave you and buy two bottles of wine and a pack of cigarettes. A person hiding in the dark, smoking and drinking happily, secretly spending without me. I'm still drinking and yelling here, which has caused irreparable influence among my neighbors. You don't think I'll be angry? Can you not be angry? My lungs are going to explode! "

Lu Tao: "I have made up my mind. I will buy a color TV for your home tomorrow, and then I will clean your house. You mother and daughter are smoking, drinking and watching the new color TV. When I clean up the house, you get drunk and stand up and take me home, okay? "

( 12)

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo wanted Lu Tao to eat oranges with him, so he said, "Do you want to eat oranges? Eat, I skinned it. If you don't eat, I'll skin you! "

( 13)

Hanako: "If they dare to say it, you dare to believe it. They brought me a cuckold in the middle of the night and cried bitterly. Why, they think this is not correct enough. "

Hanako (to Lulu): "You are not fat at all, as thin as a cramp ~"

( 14)

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Jianghu is dangerous. Only in pairs can you be insured ~; Rivers and lakes are big, a boyfriend can dominate, and no boyfriend will be afraid. "

( 15)

Yang Xiaoyun: "Together, the two of us are a complete book, called How Steel is Corroded."

( 16)

Yang Xiaoyun: "Laugh with your mouth open, and your mouth is still open after laughing."

(XVII)

Back home in the south, rushed into the bathroom to find Yang Xiaoyun. It's Charlene Marilynn Dangelo taking a bath in the bathroom. Xia shouted.

Hurry out and shout to the south: "Why don't you wear clothes in the shower!"

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Nonsense! Do you get dressed in the shower? ! "

( 18)

Millay's classic lines * * * *:

1. "Ah, will my dad lose his nerve in the future?" The doctor said that her father's gallbladder would be removed.

2. "Get out. Am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense? "

Don't call me old rice. I'm telling you, I've been waiting for you

4. "I will wait for you, I will wait for you, you are not married, I will wait for you when you get married, I will wait for you now, I will wait for you later, I will wait for you forever, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you."

5. "I tell you, if you want to break through, you will have to toss and turn when you die."

6. "Life is life, not imagination. What are you thinking about? Go to work after washing! "

7. "Remember, in this world, men and women have their own division of labor. Men are mainly used to be bad for women, and women are mainly used to be good for men. I was particularly dissatisfied with this bastard division of labor before. But now, I am resigned. "

8. "Yes, girls become sisters-in-law, puppy love becomes single, and secretaries become bosses. One small step will make you hate forever. "

9. "It's terrible. Who let him start? He turned on the power as soon as the doorbell rang. The face is green. Do French people live by eating grass now? "

10. "God, I can't believe my eyes. What happened to our manager Lu? Which one of you gave him chicken blood just now? "

1 1. "If only my dog could follow me in this posture."

12. "It's fine. I think her (Yao Yao's) forearms are strong enough, and her calves are strong. Compared with Yang Xiaoyun, her figure and face are too big.

It is flat. She didn't recover from hitting the wall. "

13. "He is thinking, Yang Xiaoyun, Yang Xiaoyun, why can't I catch your old expired ticket?"

14. "I'll tell you a truth, and you should listen to me clearly: I should have paid the bill, but I shouldn't have left me. You are so bad, I still like you. I like your bad eyes. You came up with all the bad ideas first, and then went south with your lackeys. You three looked at each other, smiled, got the message, got the message. I like to watch your lawless performance. I buy a ticket for a play, and you draw three tickets after doing it for a while. Then we all go to see a play together. When my face is dirty, you steal paper towels from other people's cars to wipe my face. I especially envy you, because you are boys, and wherever you go, you will cause onlookers. It doesn't matter if you get caught. I like to see you don't care. I think it's exciting and handsome! In fact, I always wanted to be a boy and work with you. It's a pity that I'm a girl, so I can only stare at you from behind, help you swipe your card, and then try to get rid of you ... Actually, I lied to you about one thing. Once again, we escaped after dinner, and you left me. You have been waiting for me for a long time. I caught up with you and told you that I ran away, but I didn't.

(2)

4 1. Story: At the beginning of the story, Gao Qiang committed suicide by jumping off a building because he didn't get a diploma.

Lu Tao said to the body:

Today is June 3rd, and the CS team is disbanded. Gao Qiang, we commemorate you with this.

Gao Qiang, we won't play games, because we will think of you when we play.

Gao Qiang, we have graduated and have to work. Every year on this day, we will tell you what we met.

In case you feel lonely there.

I hope you still think we are your friends. I suddenly lost my mind.

I never thought about my own value before, just chasing fashion and being cool.

I thought I had a personality, but no one has your personality and no one is as cool as you.

You said you would die without saying goodbye to us. You are the greatest among us.

No one is as cool as you.

Your death suddenly reminded me that life is so fragile and death is so close to us.

I want to go back and think about what is the most important thing in life and how to spend it.

I still have to think about what kind of person I will become.

Before, I thought I knew the answers to these questions.

But the death of Gao Qiang suddenly made me feel that everything was meaningless.

Unless you tell me why you left everyone.

Now I am most afraid of passing by Internet cafes, because your voice is everywhere.

I heard you calling my name, calling me "jump", "get down", "right", "left", "forward" and "dodge".

And now in my heart, the monitors all over the world are out.

No more CS, no more you. (This short sentence sounds very sad and touching. Life is really fragile. Sometimes I wonder if there is an afterlife after death. Is there an afterlife? I will change my hairstyle ...)

42. Plot: Yang Xiaoyun and Xiang Nan meet to prepare for divorce. I have the following conversation in the divorce office:

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!

Xiangnan: Cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs to me. Do you love me? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Shit!

Xiangnan: Do you want to add two eggs to cook instant noodles for the dog? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Bah!

Xiangnan: Just admit it to me. Why?

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I won't admit it!

Xiangnan: I tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, I just can't divorce!

Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!

Xiangnan: Thank you for reminding me. I'm really a scoundrel. I'm counting on you. I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun's marriage is inseparable, because I changed my mind and I don't agree to divorce. If you tell me about the divorce again, I'll tell you not to joke with me. Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! Divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I'll step on you now!

South: Bah! No way!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!

South: Bah! Go and play! You play for me! You play with the spoon handle for me!

Yang Xiaoyun: You. . . .

South: Bah!

Staff: Hey. . Sir, smoking is not allowed here.

Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?

South: What's it to you?

extinguish

South: What are you looking at? what are you reading? Play for me! Not a TV series. Why? One by one!

Masses: How to speak? This is!

South: How to talk about what. .

Yang Xiaoyun: Why not let others see it? Do you understand and respect others? I tell you, these are my fans.

Xiangnan: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah, you are a huge fan of mine.

South: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Let me ask you something about the South. What is good about me that makes you envy me all day?

Xiangnan: How can I love you so much? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Did you all break up? It doesn't matter. Next couple.

43. Plot: Lu Tao's biological father wants to see him.

Mother Lu: Son, your biological father is coming back from America ... He has made a lot of money in America ... and he wants to see you. ...

Lu Tao: Don't mention meeting, let him give me his inheritance ~

44. Plot: Washing the car and splashing water to the south have some conflicts with the aunt.

Wash the car south, splash water, and an aunt rushed out and said, what's the matter, splash all over me?

Xiangnan: Sorry, I didn't see it.

Aunt: Didn't you see such a big living person?

South: I see it.

Aunt: Did you spill it when you saw it?

South: I won't spill it.

45. Plot: Lu Tao meets his biological father Xu Zhisen for the first time.

Xu Zhisen spoke to his son alone for the first time. As soon as they met, he asked Lu Tao to perform on his head, sit on his head and perform on the sofa.

Later, Xu Zhisen said: "A successful businessman will listen to other people's opinions, but he will never listen to those absurd opinions.

46. Plot: Lu Tao and Lu go to Shandong on business and go to Nanling Mountain.

Xiang: You bring us a pot of tea.

Attendant: We sell tea by the cup here, sir.

Xiang: Then three cups.

What kind of tea would you like, sir?

Xiang: Do you have any tea?

We have chrysanthemum tea, Longjing tea, oolong tea and black tea.

Xiang: Black tea.

Sir, we have one pot of black tea for each person.

Xiang: Didn't you just sell pots regardless?

I mean, sir, our black tea is canned.

Xiang: Then you can make a pot.

Do you want all the black tea?

Item: Right.

So you want three cans, sir

Xiang: Wait a minute, you're making me a little messy. How did it become a three-pot again?

Sir, we can't order a pot of black tea for three people here.

Xiang: Then you can give me three glasses of ice water.

Sorry, sir, our refrigerator is temporarily broken, and there is no ice water.

Xiang: I want three cups of Longjing, one for each person.

Item: Not a pastime. Just an obstacle.

47. Plot: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo and Lu Tao have dinner together. Lu Tao said some very mean things.

Xia: Why is it so sour?

Lu: Waiter, a bowl of vinegar.

Xia: I'll drink it if you drink it.

Lu: Waiter, two bowls of vinegar.

48. Plot: Yang Xiaoyun dropped his mobile phone in the toilet and asked him to go fishing in the south.

South: This pit is too dirty ~ ~

Yang Xiaoyun: ... Nonsense! Have you ever seen a toilet with pure water?

Yang Xiaoyun asked Charlene Marilynn Dangelo to call her cell phone, but can it still be connected? Cell phone reply: Not in service area.

49. Plot: Humorous lines of Charlene Marilynn Dangelo and Lu Tao at home.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What are you doing today?

Lu Tao: I must pull myself together and prepare for the battle.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Where did you really fight?

Lu Tao: My Cooper Company's combat work.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your situation now?

Lu Tao: I am an ordinary designer.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your goal now?

Lu Tao: My Xu Zhisen's goal is to meet new battles.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your slogan now?

Lu Tao: I can, I can, I can.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Let's go!

Lu Tao: Yes! (in Sichuan dialect)

50. Plot: Divorce Yang Xiaoyun and go to the south.

Back home in the south, rushed into the bathroom to find Yang Xiaoyun. It's Charlene Marilynn Dangelo taking a bath in the bathroom. Xia shouted.

Hurry out and shout to the south: why don't you wear clothes in the shower?

Xia: Nonsense! Do you get dressed in the shower? !

5 1. Plot: After Miley fell down on the road in Lu Tao, she ran to see the conversation between them.

Lu: What would you like to drink?

Michelle Obama: I drink coke.

Lu: There are expired ones in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink?

Michelle Obama: Yes, as your expired girlfriend, I have the right to drink expired coke.

Lu: Are you better?

Jeremy: Don't look at my sexy legs. I'll drool on the wound later. If it festers, I will never stop talking to you!

52. Plot: Yang Xiaoyun and Xiangnan, a bitter couple.

Xiao Yun asked: Who are you?

Answer to the south: I am your husband to the south, I am your wallet, I am your tool for comfort, and I am always ready for your happiness! Serve Yang Xiaoyun!

Yang Xiaoyun: In the past, you invited me to dinner and I invited you to sleep. Now you don't invite me to dinner or sleep with me ~

53. Leave Yang Xiaoyun and go to the south, saying angry words.

"Yang Xiaoyun, the dark clouds falling on my head are about to disperse, and the good days are coming!"

54. At the celebration on the first day of the establishment of Sad Utopia, Lulu brought a bunch of children to sing, drink and have fun. The pig told Hanako that Lulu was outstanding among all people and sang beautifully.

Hanako said to the pig's head, "If she looks like this, then she is a dead female gangster."

Lulu is afraid of eating because she is fat.

Hanako said, "You are not fat at all. You are as thin as a cramp. "

Advise Hanako to go through the formalities with Lulu immediately.

Nan said to Hanako, "It is not a problem for you to spend so much money. You are almost wasting people into women. "

Yang Xiaoyun and Xiangnan feel tired and lonely after their divorce. Xiaoyun's mother gave her a stack of money and advised her to go shopping and relax.

Xiaoyun's mother said, "Flowers, buy whatever you want ~ ~ ~ Don't spend it all ~ ~"

58. Hanako and Xiao Chun date for dinner.

Hanako: You are responsible for eating vegetables. Pick up what you like to eat and have two bites.

Xiao Chun: You are responsible for speaking and listening to what I like.

59. Lu Yaxun said to his son

"Rights belong to the state and conscience belongs to oneself."

In the last episode, Lu Tao Charlene Marilynn Dangelo went to France, and Hanako and Xiaoyun went to the south to see him off.

Hanako hurt them both: "Look at the four of you. In just a few years, you have obtained three marriage certificates and one divorce certificate, which has caused a lot of trouble to our government."

6 1. Hanako's mother was ill in hospital, thinking she was going to die, and told Hanako that she was going to die again and again.

Hanako finally said, "mom, I really remember: if you wake up, I will return your passbook to you;" If you don't wake up, I'll keep the passbook, but the money in it can't be moved and I can't tell my dad. I should always pay attention to his life and help him ~~ Mom, don't you think this is contradictory? "

62 optimism about the south

I have no illness or disaster, my parents are well-off, I have a car and a house, my daughter-in-law loves me, I earn money to support my family, I have a good life, I am still alive, I will be better in the future, I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!

It is suggested that Yang Xiaoyun abort children in the south.

Xiangnan: "The dragon gives birth to the dragon, and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix. I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice, just make holes. "

Go shopping in the south with Yang Xiaoyun.

Yang: Today we can agree that there are rules for shopping in this shopping center.

Item: Let's hear it;

Yang: first, you can only look at the goods, not the beautiful women, except me;

Item: process;

Yang: Second, the unit price of the things I bought for you in the south can't exceed 100 yuan, and the unit price of the things I bought now can't be lower than that of 500 yuan.

Item: process;

Yang: Third, don't run, just follow me, and don't get lost in the crowd.

Item: process;

Yang: Finally, you should take the initiative to pay the bill. Do you know what running away means? I tell you, my husband must have a good eye for price. As soon as I arrive, you have to pay for me. I can't waste precious spit to rush you.

Item: Go ahead, wife.

Yang Xiaoyun went to LOFT to persuade South to divorce.

Yang: Don't delay. Are you sticky like a man?

Item: Let me think it over. No, why are you in such a hurry? Didn't I tell you? If you find a new one, I will definitely leave you, and we will not keep you.

Yang: Nonsense, where can a married person like me find someone new?

Item: Isn't this just right? Stop looking. Besides, don't I wear a tie, too I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun, you should learn from me. Don't be so anxious. My endurance is limited. If you force me to divorce again, what will happen to me in the future ......

Yang: Get out.

Xiang: Can we stop saying such hurtful things? Let's sit there for a while and I'll make you a cup of coffee. We are also petty bourgeoisie, encouraging and comforting each other. Isn't that great? It's all heartbreaking. What do you need it for?

Yang: Come on. You get angry when I come. What kind of heartbreaking utopia? You are so energetic. I think this is an erosive utopia.

Xiang: Why don't you move here, too?

Yang: Come on. Save me from keeping you.

Item: No, it has been delayed for so many years anyway.

Yang: Hey, hey, will you stop disgusting me? You think I don't know? Sneak up to rich girls behind my back, and you don't look in the mirror. Are you like a man with two feet on both sides? You just want to step on me, step on a rich girl, and want to eat soft rice. Have you ever heard that ugly people want to be movie stars without plastic surgery?

Item: I didn't.

Yang: Don't talk back. Living in the attic and chasing after rich girls, I think you are jealous of Lu Tao in disguise.

Xiang: That's my good brother.

Yang: Do you feel like a special failure to have such a successful buddy hanging around?

Xiang: What are you thinking? You think I'm you.

Yang: This attic is really beautiful. Isn't it particularly unpleasant to think that you can't live in it without Lu Tao and Millay? Think about who you are. Oh, a special failure, this kind of mixed feelings, little bitterness, little sadness, are you fooling me?

Xiang: No, you sneak up on me in the dead of night. ......

Yang: I want to hit you. I know you too well, so I will hit you.

When Charlene Marilynn Dangelo returned to China, Xiaoyun described her friend's situation.

Yang: You can't believe it. Since you left, those people have set up a broken warehouse. I think it was used to store chicken droppings. Now they have made a revolution with bamboo boards, opened an attic and took a particularly disgusting name, called heartbroken Utopia. It is said that everyone who lives in it has been heartbroken. Guess who it is. Led by Lu Tao, Milai, Lingshan, Xiangnan, Hanako and Lulu.

This Lu Tao is heartbroken for you, Miley is heartbroken for Lu Tao, Lingshan is heartbroken for Lu Tao, Lingshan and I are heartbroken for the south, Hanako is heartbroken for Lulu, Lulu is heartbroken for Sun Xiaohai, and Sun Xiaohai is heartbroken for rock. Anyway, on the surface, it hurts, but in fact, it is better than anyone else. That kind of petty bourgeoisie, small sentiment, French windows, small billiards, small baskets, small darts, small gardens, dogs, coffee, alas, a group of people are shut in all day. When you look back, you will know that one by one, the cruelty of appearance, the cause of the cause, the nonsense, one by one happy every day like an asshole.

Who is more promising than Nanhe Hanako?

Xiangnan: Our family has a yard. Do you? (Old Beijing Hutong Siheyuan)

Hanako: We have a personal full-time barber, as well as shampoo and conditioner. Do you have a second-hand hair salon?

Xiangnan: Our mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from marriage. Do you have it at home?

Hanako: We have an old SUV at home. We have nothing to do and go for a ride. Is your family so romantic (an unbreakable N-handed Beijing Jeep for 600 yuan)?

Xiangnan: We have a color TV, a refrigerator and a washing machine. That's convenient. Do you have it at home (quadrangles are common)?

Hanako: We have a private enterprise in our family. We don't have to go out to work. We just like SOHO. Oh, hey, when will your family catch up with this post-modern life?

Xiangnan: Our family has a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies, which are piled on the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Dare you be so extravagant?

Xiao Yun: I was really persuaded by them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? It almost killed me. I've been with you in the South for eight generations. Hit hard and blow the salted fish over.

Xiangnan: Yang Xiaoyun, are you all right? You look like a salted fish. Tell me about salted fish. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Let me see, check, check.

Hanako: Waiter, check out!

A ***58.

Xiao Yun: Wow, this is a huge sum of money. Don't be so extravagant in the future.

Xiangnan: OK, Hanako, I'll come next time.

Hanako: Next time, next time, you may want to buy things by installment.

Pig robbed Hanako's girlfriend Lulu in LOFT and asked for forgiveness, but Hanako insisted on not seeing her.

Hua: Not yet?

Lu: I didn't leave.

Hua: Finish your wine.

Lu: I finished it yesterday. I don't know where I got two boxes of various wines today.

W: And all kinds of wine?

Lu: All kinds of wine.

Hua: I'll call the police.

Lu: I really want you to forgive me. How can I call the police? Seven days. Seven days.

Hua: ...

Lu: Why don't you go out and forgive him?

Lu: If I marry you, the first thing I will do is blow up the divorce office.

Lu: If the other half of your marriage is not me, I will blow up your other half.

Men can do whatever they want because they have no support. If we can be as selfish and as hard as they are, we can also succeed.

Xu Zhisen: Lu Tao, why are all your friends girls?

Xiao Yun: Uncle, Lu Tao has been liked by girls since childhood. I kept chasing him, but he didn't agree. I can't help it I can only make do with his buddies and lie next to him. When he changed his mind, I had a chance.

Hanako: left-handed beauty, right-handed running keys.

Scene 73: Lu Tao won't let Lin Xia go to a nightclub. There is a saying.

Lu Tao: I can't stand the way they look at you.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: That's when you see yourself in their eyes. You are all the same.

Lu Tao: I'm not like them. I love you.

Scene 74: Lin Xia got to know Yang Xiaoyun after he got a job in corporate propaganda.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: You look like her, but your skin is better than her.

Xiao Yun: So what? People are so old, but I am a small fan.

75. Scene: I want to propose to Nan Xiaoyun. The lines in that paragraph are all very interesting. )

Xiao Yun: Don't lie to me. I've never been cheated in my life.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: I have had this problem since I was a child.

Love to fall in love.

Tell me about it in high school.

I almost didn't get into college.

Fortunately, the Institute of Fashion Technology wants me.

Teach me how to make clothes.

Otherwise, I don't know what to do with my life.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: (softly) Do you eat oranges? You ate oranges, I'll peel them for you! (Evil) If you don't eat, I'll skin you! Pig head: Wild Horse Investment Company, you know. How about the name? I gave it to myself.

Hanako: Wild horse! Don't tell me it's better than a wild donkey.

Lu Tao: I'm hungry. Let's go out for something to eat.

Yang Xiaoyun: Good idea. I am hungry, too. I didn't eat the buffet you prepared.

South: The inauguration ceremony of our new house was a failure. There are no drunken and smoking guests downstairs, and our landlord is frowning upstairs. Ah ... Let's go to dinner! ! !

Hanako: Eat! ! ! If they are still there when we come back, I will cut off the power and thank them for letting them leave. go to ...

Millay: Hey, Hanako, can I take my dog?

Hanako: OK, you can add another dish.

You Beijingers are really interesting to talk. How can I not learn?

Hanako: Dude, go to your house and find a green hat to put on your brother.

8 1 mom, don't introduce me in the future.

Said to be the manager, a small manager of a furniture factory.

What's wrong with saying wholesale?

Non-wholesale bitter gourd. This face is worse than bitter gourd.

Shut up

Scolding you is my patent.

Don't let others steal it.

83 the first wish, one level and one hundred.

The second wish, 200 square meters SOHO.

The third wish, 300 square meters townhouse.

The fourth wish, ... You are too greedy. ....

The fourth wish is a 400-square-meter single-family villa.

The fifth wish, loft of more than 500 square meters.

The sixth wish is a 600-square-meter manor.

Seventh wish, castle

Eighth wish, when you are old, I will hide a small golden house for you.

The ninth wish is to get something for nothing.

I tell you, Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, you will be my wife from now on. If you want to die, try talking to other men. I tell you, Lu Tao, from now on, you will be my wallet. If you want to die, spend money on other women.