Be proud of smug prose.

In fact, I have always been a little complacent that I am not good at housework. Even when I am ashamed of myself, I am still complacent in my bones. I finally became a housewife who had to do housework. Picking up and dropping off children, buying food and cooking, washing clothes and mopping the floor ... these chores, which I have escaped for many years, will come face to face with overwhelming power once I sit in the position of housewife. I made a transformation with a very good attitude, but I still have inexplicable pride in my heart. For example, the female neighbor next door knocks on the door and invites me to a small food market. I often just open the door a little and smile at her with my probe. "You go first, I have to wait for a while ..." My female neighbor is always curious about my mystery and has a strong desire for the door. "Oh, hurry to buy food, what is Nong doing ..." I also stopped her coveting with a strong smile and closed the door politely. Of course, I won't tell her. I won't buy food after writing a word. This kind of pride is to be treasured by yourself.

Because of this unassuming affectation in my bones, on Thursday, April 29, 20 10, a sunny day, things at home punished me mercilessly.

I got up at dawn, and after sending my daughter to school, I dried the quilt very diligently. Thanks to the kind-hearted female neighbor, she reminded me three times in a row because of the good weather for three days, and told me that if a penny is dirty, I can go to a convenience store to buy a plastic bag to cover it. Thank her for helping me save money. I was going to buy some stainless steel clothes pegs for several hundred dollars. Putting a condom on the penny and hanging the quilt out of the window, I looked at my masterpiece and suddenly felt a little smug. At this time, the small money fell, and even the quilt fell violently from the height of the third floor with a "Mao solicitation". Then there was a loud "Mao solicitation", and there was a loud scream from downstairs, which was mixed with the Shanghainese saying "Recognize that Niang ……" I stood at the window dumbfounded and couldn't help covering my mouth and stepped back.

In the interval of fear, I took a cup of cold coffee and stuffed my mouth with the leftover bread from my daughter in the morning. I don't know how my unlucky penny and quilt will end. A few minutes later, the door was hit again. I, the perpetrator, did not move.

"Xiao Chen, Nong is dying, chopping in the house ... open the door quickly, and I'll help Nong lift her head ..." The enthusiastic help of the female neighbor still shows her fearless curiosity. I have to blush and open the door quickly.

In addition to my quilt, my female neighbor gave me a penny folded in half. The penny covered with a bright purple plastic sleeve is now stuck in front of me like an ironic victory sign "V".

"Xiao Chen, nong really know oh, this penny has rotted away, how can you bask in the quilt? ... Nong, look, it's heavy. Yi is about to break off ... fortunately, I didn't hit anyone. If the Zhang family's father is sunbathing in the courtyard downstairs, Nong will definitely die ... "

There is an irresistible pride in the cordial care of the female neighbors. Her triumphant appearance wiped out the humble pride that I treasured in my bones. I am ashamed to hold the quilt and look at the brilliant V-shaped coin with shame. I just wish I could get in without sewing.

"Hey, what did Nong do when he turned on the computer?" The female neighbor is still very curious about me. Two curls of hair shook on her forehead, close to my computer screen. This is the third time I have revised the text. The clear "word" format is loud and clear, and the word "rouge" is like a dog skin plaster full of ridicule.

A bittersweet heat wave rolled in my heart, dragging the broken penny, and I stepped forward and quickly turned off the display screen.

"Ah, ha, ha, ha, don't be shy, don't be shy, disturb Nong ..." The female neighbor snooped successfully, left the door contentedly, and kindly helped me to close the door carefully. But what she left behind was triumphant and scattered in my room, which made me full of gratitude and wanted to cry.