After the performance, the monkey took off his hat and asked the onlookers for money, while the monkey trainer shouted, "Those who have money help a money field, and those who have money help a personal field!" Of course, when he meets a foreign guest, he will say "MONEY, MONEY!"
after receiving the money, the host will give the monkey some chestnuts, and the monkey will eat chestnuts with relish. He can't figure out how the host's eyes lit up when he saw the money. Is the money really delicious? The monkey picked up a steel bar and bit it and almost broke a tooth. How can you eat such a hard thing? I don't know what the master's idiot thinks! He's not as smart as my monkey. The world eats chestnuts. As long as there are chestnuts to eat, it's not appropriate to give them to a county magistrate! The monkey always plays the county magistrate when there are no chestnuts to eat. )
Another dancer model, Persian Cat, secretly put a steel jump in her pocket when the monkey picked up the money thrown by the audience. The monkey saw it strangely, but he didn't report it to his master. He wanted to see how Persia ate the steel jump!
At night, after the master fell asleep, the monkey found the Persian cat and said with great seriousness, "Persian MM, how dare you hide coins and say, is that steel jump really delicious?" Tell me the answer and I won't tell on you! "
Persian cat jumped up and patted the monkey's head: "Oh, you are retarded! Steel bungee can't be eaten, but it can buy good things to eat! "
Monkey: "Steel jumping still has this function. Can I buy chestnuts to eat?"
Persian cat: "Of course you can buy chestnuts. It is said that monkeys are smart. I can't believe that you are so stupid, even more stupid than me! We are just two cheap actors, just earning a meal, and the real big money is earned by the host! "
Monkey's face is red, as red as *. "So, so, so how can we be smart?"? We can't let the host perform, let's make money, and earn the steel jump that can buy chestnuts to eat! "
"just eat and grow your brain! I, the adult cat, work as an actor for my master during the day like you, but at night I went out to be my own boss and held a model training class. A large group of human men and women worshipped me as a teacher and learned the catwalk! Tell you that I am worth millions now! "
the monkey was surprised: "wow, Persian MM, no, Persian boss, you are so awesome, you can't tell!" Even humans worship you as a teacher. How did you become smart? "
Persian cat put its paw in front of its mouth and hissed, saying quietly, "An old scientist told me that cooked food is good for brain development, especially cooked meat, and fish is the best brain tonic! I later hid some money and went to the animal restaurant to eat braised fish at night. Soon I became smart! Later, I invented the catwalk, applied for a patent from the United Nations, and then registered a company in Guatemala to start a training course, and with a venture capital, we went public on the Laowowo Venture Edition! Go, go with me for supper, it's my treat for my sister today! " The monkey followed the Persian cat in a muddle, and met a drunken wild dog on the road. The wild dog patted the monkey on the shoulder: "I haven't seen the monkey's promise for a few days, but I actually got a female boss!" "
The monkey's face is as red as * again!
At the animal restaurant, Persian cat said, "Dude, give your cat boss a plate of braised carp and a pair of barbecued canaries!" "
The monkey followed the example of Persian cat: "Dude, give your monkey a plate of sugar-fried chestnuts and two flat peaches!" "
Little Bear, a restaurant buddy, said, "Boss Cat, your food will be served right away. We don't sell fruit here, please ask Uncle Monkey to buy it at the grocery store outside! "
The monkey had to get up and go out, only to hear a bang. When his head ached, the monkey reached out and caught a steel jump, and went out to buy chestnuts with joy! Persian cat looked at the monkey's back and sighed, "The guy who can't get on the table can't be a great player!" "
The monkey bought it and sat down at the table to have dinner with the Persian cat. Persian cat said, "Monkey, sister, my model training company wants to expand its scale and open another martial arts department. How about asking you to teach Monkey Boxing?"
Although the monkey is a bit stupid, he is still an ideal monkey. He wants to be his own boss and start a company in the future. Why do you work for Persian Cat? I won't open a martial arts school myself! "Sister Persia, the martial arts school registered by myself will open tomorrow, so I can't help you. I'm really sorry!"
Persian cat rolled her eyes angrily. "Well, well, I wish you success!"
Since then, the Persian cat always instigated the monkey to steal money, but the monkey was honest and felt uncomfortable stealing money. Besides, he was far less dexterous than the cat, and he never dared to steal again after being discovered by his master several times! But he firmly remembered the cat's sentence, "cooked food is good for promoting brain development!" " I secretly hid the chestnuts given by my master, lit a fire in a deserted place at night and roasted chestnuts to eat!
When chestnuts are cooked in the fire and smell fragrant, the monkey wants to take chestnuts out of the fire. He finds that the fire is so hot that it takes several hairs to take a chestnut. As a result, the monkey's two front paws are burnt out without eating a few chestnuts! He thinks that maybe this is the hardships that must be experienced to become smart!
He comes out to bake chestnuts every night. Roasted chestnuts are really much more delicious than raw chestnuts! Because the burning hand hurts, his movements are getting faster and faster! He felt that he was one step closer to people!
One day, while he was eating roasted chestnuts with relish, a drunken wild dog came over and took his hand to read his palm. Who knows, the wild dog looked at his hand and said, "Brother Monkey, are you a man's hand or a monkey's paw? Have you evolved or returned to your ancestors? "
The monkey secretly smiled with excitement. I'm about to become a human being. I will open a global martial arts school in the future and list it in Tiger Nest! Monkeys are full of confidence in the future!
To take a chestnut out of a fire means to be used by others, taking risks for others, but getting nothing for yourself. Now also refers to taking risks and making yourself suffer losses.