2. Sister, I want to snore for you.
Your arm is my only shoulder.
This love has been with me all my life.
Don't cry, I can't hold you across the screen.
6. The pain is endless. It's me.
7. I allow you to marry me. Be proud of it!
8, fascinated by your eyes, the Milky Way has traces to follow.
I love you most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.
10, between moonlight and snow, you are the third solid color.
1 1. Are there any policemen nearby? I want to steal your heart.
12, if you care, you will think, if you don't care, you won't even think.
13, I want to finish your cherry pie and then eat your little cherry.
14. Loving you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?
15, you are the only one who wants to send a message when I am drunk.
16, the moment you laughed, I even thought of the child's name!
17, let me dig deep into your bone gap and integrate with you.
18, do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your man.
19, are you lost? Otherwise, why can't you get out of my heart?
20. You have a mouth, I have a mouth, and we are a couple.
2 1, I think you are like a game. What game? My world.
22. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before through your light.
If I hadn't met you, I could have endured those loneliness.
24. I would like to have a room, three mountains, two hearts, three meals and four seasons with you all my life.
25. There are 100 sweet ways, such as eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
26. As long as you are lucky twice, once you meet, once you go to the end.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.
28. Will the white wolf become a girl at night? Hehe, I was not careful, and the truth came out.
29. I want to kiss you, hug you, touch your body and make your body tremble.
30. I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet and my teeth will decay.
3 1, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!
Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths casually.
33. I spent all my luck meeting you and never got a chance to get multiple-choice questions again.
I hate all weather except sunny days, but if you come, I will accompany you through storms and lightning.
35. It is a blessing to play the fool. Fools are happy when they are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!
36. I want to give you all hope and light, so as to avoid your sadness and give you a cavity to take risks in towards the distant.
37. The people closest to you may not know what you need most, but they must know what you are most afraid of losing.
38. Come with me. Didn't the teacher tell you when you were a child, should you carry valuables with you?
39.ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!
40. Perhaps happiness is surrounded by sunshine, holding a cup of hot tea and missing your gentle smile.
4 1. From now on, the mountain is yours and the sea is yours. All the warmth and coldness in this world is because of you.
42. Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!
43. There is a deep night in your eyes, and the full moon hangs in my heart, which makes me miss day and night unforgettable.
44. If IE is brave enough for you to set it as the default browser, I am also brave enough to ask you out.
45. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I gave up.
46. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone for Spring Green, Dark Stone for Chun Zhu.
47. The above is a selection of April Fool's Day confession sentences I shared with you. Welcome to read the collection.
48. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! Bullying people like this! I'm sorry about that pig!
49. I don't know what I'm doing, but if I go deeper, the living can die and the dead can live. People who are born but can't be born and die, and those who die but can't be resurrected, are not affectionate.
50. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: in the dormitory, holding Mei Wenhua, I won the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the dormitory, and the dormitory knew Chunqing.
5 1. When Tang Priest took a short break with three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"
52. Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said, how good you are, even the cesspit smells sweet.
53. There is a snake. One day, Vic climbed out of the lake and bit the cake. I don't know why sake kept shaking, and then he was caught by the farmer. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
54. The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!
You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, which echoes in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?
57. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!
58. Your influence is so extensive, so great and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!
59. It is enough to miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the happiest time, and know that there is you in the world when you are most frustrated.
60, you smiled, I am happier than seeing my favorite team win; You cried. I am more helpless than seeing my favorite player get hurt. You are already a part of me.
6 1, fools are stupid, fools are happy, fools know themselves, and fools are self-sufficient. I wish you a happy April Fool, a carefree fool, a happy fool and a fruitful fool! Hee hee!
62. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!
63, sample! Drink Langjiu, walk the dog, sing folk songs and take the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; Open your broken eyes and look for the rain and dew of love everywhere. You are so cool!
64. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck hard, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!
65. I really want to be with you. I don't know how far we will go together, but I know that in the end, whether we are still together or not, I will love you until the end of my life.
66. Jie Huazhai never came back. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!
I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum. You are my pet pig!
68. Has anyone ever said that you look great? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
69. These two days are really cold. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants. You also need to buy a mask quickly.
I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I am not afraid to be strong for a famous pig, but for a fool. This is a matter of success or failure. If you don't believe it, a fool will read this poem. Happy April Fool's Day
7 1. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!
72. The most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feelings. However, if someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I am willing to be this person. Will you accept me?
73, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be giggling silently, your holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!
74. Today's April Fool's Day, I made a fool's order and barked like a puppy. I am in a great mood. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.
75, April Fool's Day, fool you, how can I bear to be "stupid"? To tell you the truth, I am "stupid" and unhappy! In order to be "stupid" and have fun with you, I am "stupid" and have been a friend for many years, so I advise you: Happy April Fool's Day!
The college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!
77. On April Fool's Day, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, and a fool is a fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!
78. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated dialing. Happy April Fool's Day!
79. Don't fool me. I am just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happy life and communication, the "fool" wishes you a stupid job, no pressure, smart life and no trouble. On April Fool's Day, "fools" will have fun and laugh!
80. You eat and I wash the dishes; You sleep, I clean; You go out, I watch the door; You go to play, I work overtime; You are free, I earn money; I have no complaints about your spending money; If you are angry, I will coax you. Marry me, I love you, and I work hard for your happiness!
8 1, send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, brave as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, brilliant as a chicken, loyal as a dog and looks like a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!