Exam Crazy Cloud (Campus Sketch)
People: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, teacher.
Scene: classroom
Content:
Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.
He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Three people copy.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...
Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.
Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Iverson: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Wu: Two-too many!
Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiaowu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Wu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head. (below)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, the grass has been mowed.
2.
Things: Xiao Liu's 2 1 century middle school students.
Liu Wei, 2 1 century middle school student.
Su Kai middle school students in 2 1 century.
Autumn rhyme middle school students in 2 1 century
Middle-aged female teacher
Female Botu
Scene: [One day in 2050, Xiao Liu was alone at home in front of the computer. In the computer is a middle-aged female teacher who is giving him a physics class. ]
China: OK, please describe Newton's first law.
Shaw: Newton's first law is the law of mass invariance.
China: Wrong,
Xiao: Well, I just can't remember this physical concept.
English: Please turn the desktop home page to the next page.
Xiao: What are you going to do? Flowers are shining.
[Xiao Liu clicks the mouse. ]
Hey, I'm writing a composition again. (Reading the screen) I'm writing a short article about science and technology, my 2 1 century. How to write this article? -the requirement is to look forward to the future in the middle of this century in combination with reality and imagine it reasonably. The word number is 1000, which is saved in the following documents and sent to the following websites. ...
[Xiao Liu turned off the computer with great anger. ]
Xiao: It's so boring. I won't attend today's class! Well, I can find my classmates to play with. Who can I find? Let's go find Su Kai!
[Type the keyboard and enter the phone number. In an instant, Su Kai appeared on the screen. ]
Xiao: Su Kai, what are you doing, so devoted?
Sue: Xiao Liu, I signed up for the World TV Innovation Competition. After several rounds of elimination, I have entered the finals!
Shaw: Great. What kind of innovation are you making?
Sue: My topic is "Improving the efficiency of solar cells". I added a newly developed substance to silicon crystal, which improved the efficiency of solar cells by 50%, and was only 1 percentage point away from the theoretical limit of solar cell efficiency.
Xiao: You are really something. You are really capable. Get ready. I won't bother you.
Sue: When my game is over, I will definitely have a FIFA2050 game with you. Goodbye!
Xiao: Goodbye, who am I looking for now? Yes, Qiu Yun!
[Type the keyboard and enter the phone number. After a while, autumn rhyme appeared on the screen. ]
Xiao: I'm Xiao Liu. With you; Have you ...? You don't want to take part in any innovation contest!
Qiu: Innovation competition, no, no, no. I am writing a biology paper "Sewage Purification". You see, I have cultivated some bacteria, and this cup of sewage has been treated by these bacteria and turned into a cup of pure water.
Xiao: Wow, you are going to be a female biologist.
Qiu: Yes, this is my ideal!
Xiao: It seems that you are also a busy man. I can only say goodbye.
Qiu: Goodbye.
Xiao: I'd better go to Liu Wei, but I can't make a phone call this time. Send an email!
"Liu Wei, please come quickly, little Liu Yi" OK!
Liu: Hero Xiao, what's the matter? You need me so badly.
Xiao: I'm looking for Su Kaihe. They are all busy preparing for the game. You are the only friend who can come in a short time. Alas, Liu Wei, have you finished your composition?
Liu: I was just about to write a letter when your email dragged me over. Do you want to play basketball?
Xiao: That's my buddy. You guessed it. Let's play ball.
[Suddenly the computer says: Xiao Liu's father has an instruction, 15 minutes later, the computer will start automatically. ]
Liu and Xiao: No way!
Xiao: (wry smile) No way, planned economy.
A woman doctor appeared on the computer screen. ]
W: Hello, I'm the new teacher.
Xiao He Liu: Hello, teacher.
W: Do you want to be super smart?
Xiao: Even in my dreams.
W: Do you want to gain endless knowledge without studying?
Liu: I am dreaming!
W: It was impossible before. It was wishful thinking.
Xiao Liu: What about now?
Woman: Please put on the brain wave input device first and aim the electrode at the temple.
[Xiao Liu grabbed it first]
Well, as long as you tell me a name, I can let you have his thoughts.
Shaw: (eagerly) Newton, saxophone Newton.
Woman: There is no such person.
Liu: It's Isaac. Newton.
Shaw: Yes, Sir isaac newton, I want to be as clever as him!
Female: Du ...
[Liu brain humming, turned a circle in situ. ]
Liu: Who are you? Newton?
Xiao: No, I'm a talented scientist Xiao Liu, but I'm just like Newton, haha.
Liu: Impossible. You never passed the physics exam. Let me test you. Tell me about the three laws of Newtonian mechanics.
Shaw: Newton's first law is the law of inertia; Newton's second law is f = ma Newton's third law is the law of action and reaction; And the law of universal gravitation f = g (m+m)/R2. ...
Liu: Oh, my God, the physics difference has become Newton!
Xiao: I found all these poor students. How could I not know?
Liu: (excitedly) Well, lend me the brainwave input instrument quickly.
Xiao: (at a loss) What ... lost ... equipment?
Liu: Don't play dumb, genius, brainwave input device.
Xiao: I still don't understand. ...
Liu: Has he really become the Newton of the Middle Ages? That's not genius. (Pointing at the computer) What is this?
Xiao: I haven't seen this before. I need to study it carefully.
Liu: (gloating) Haha, what genius, who doesn't even know computers, is more stupid than a poor student studying physics? (Pointing at the apple) Sir Newton, what is this?
Xiao: It's an apple, it's an apple: (Passion) It falls on my head, it inspires me, it is the founder of gravity!
Liu: Newton, who only knew Apple, really became a medieval man. What can I do? Get out of here!
[Liu Wei repeatedly hits the computer]
Woman: DuDu! DuDu! DuDu!
Xiao: Just now ... what happened ... It was like a dream.
Woman: Just now, I entered Newton's thinking code into your brain. Although I made a joke, after I revised it again, you now have great wisdom in ancient times and extensive knowledge of young people now.
Xiao Liu: Yes!
[Two hands high-five. ]
Female: I am a high school student in 1999. I participated in the Golden Key Competition and wrote an essay "My 2 1 Century". ...
Liu: Oh?
W: At that time, I wanted to design a brain wave input device to input the thinking codes of ancient great men into our modern brains. Later, he entered the Brain Wave Institute to study the brain waves when human beings think. I also collected genetic genes and brain waves when thinking from the descendants of great men such as Newton, analyzed and summarized hundreds of thousands of thinking codes, and made brain wave input devices. Today, it was successfully tested on you for the first time. In the future, you will stand on the shoulders of great men and only need to go up a flight of stairs.
Xiao He Liu: Great!
W: But Newton's thinking code can only help you if you have new ideas in your mind. Otherwise, Newton's thinking code has no effect on you! Students, be brave in exploring and study hard.
Liu: Female doctor, enter Einstein's thinking password for me!
Xiao: Let's join hands and make new contributions to physics in the 2 1 century.
Female: Du ...
[Liu Wei turns around in situ]