How did the ancients poop? When did ancient toilets appear? Interested readers can follow the editor.
01
The patentee of the toilet is Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty.
As soon as they met, Liu became anxious and took off his hat as a Confucian scholar.
The toilet was born because of the clattering sound.
02
Before Liu Bang applied for a patent, there was no toilet.
There is a pigsty.
The two cross plates are placed together.
The man lay on the ground and flew straight down 3,000 feet;
The second brother was down, and the pig looked up at the chrysanthemums.
03
The most unlucky emperor in history was Emperor Jing of Jin during the Spring and Autumn Period.
My stomach was swollen from eating fresh wheat, so I went directly to the pig pen.
Who wants to lose their legs, stumble into a pit and drown.
Go salvage, for example, wearing golden armor.
04
Because the pig pen is unsafe, the toilet is newly baked.
Because of its common name, it was renamed "Changing Room" in the Tang Dynasty.
It was called "Xue Zang" in the Song Dynasty.
The name in it is better:
"Journey to the West".
05
Liu Bang invented the toilet, which was made of jade and named Tiger.
No matter where you go,
all the waiters hold it in their hands and feel warm in their hearts.
06
In the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin began to accept his resignation.
My grandfather’s name is Tiancan Tudou, and the toilet is called Tiger.
Can one mountain accommodate two tigers?
Therefore, "Nothingness" was renamed "Mazi".
07
Why are the horses in the toilet not called donkeys or pigs?
Because it was convenient at first, I squatted, such as Zamabu.
In addition, the eunuch shouted: "The emperor rode a donkey to the toilet and squatted on a pig."
What a pity.
08
The ladies of the court were very particular about their works.
Wooden, rectangular, padded and covered with tin foil.
It is similar to the nail powder baked at charcoal stalls on the streets today.
09
In ancient times, among people, the toilet was regarded as the god of fertility in some places.
It is necessary for him to accompany his wife and say "one hundred sons, one thousand grandchildren"
So the toilet is not only filled with urine, but also called the "descendant bucket".
10
The toilet used in the harem of the Qing Dynasty was called the "official room".
There are full-time eunuchs in charge. The concubines were very anxious.
The eunuch shouted above his head: "The official chamber has arrived."
That happened to be the case. The Prime Minister of Japan is also known as the Chief Cabinet Secretary.
11
The greatest toilet in history came from the private residence of the Empress Dowager Cixi.
It is carved from sandalwood and looks like a giant gecko.
The fragrant wood powder spreads out in the belly, and objects fall into it, making no sound or fragrance.
12
The toilet is naturally inseparable from toilet paper.
The Tang Dynasty called it "toilet chip", "toilet track", and "toilet note".
To put it bluntly, this is just a bamboo.
As for the usage, please make up your own mind.
Don’t worry, everything is dirty and has burrs.
This is really:
"Chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is injured, flowers fall, and people are heartbroken."