Dong Fangshuo was a very special person among many talents in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. At that time, we could hardly find the right words to describe him. In our time, values are diverse. We can give Dong Fangshuo a name. He called it an alternative genius. The so-called choice is to have different kinds. He is different from ordinary people. Let's talk about seven different performances by Dong Fangshuo. First, apply for a job. Let's see how Dong Fangshuo applied for a job. In 140 BC, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty succeeded to the throne. In the first year of Jianyuan, he acceded to the throne. After Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ascended the throne, the first thing he did was to select talents. At that time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty issued an imperial edict recommending excellent law teachers. But at the same time, Emperor Wu of Han allowed others to go to Liang Wudi. In other words, you can write a cover letter to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty took a fancy to it and appointed you. According to historical records, after Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty wrote a letter, the people who came to apply were "four scholars, who wrote too much and claimed to have thousands." In other words, thousands of people took part in the election. So thousands of people took part in the election. Now we have a very fashionable word "audition". The definition of "sea election" is to select talents without setting a threshold. Dong Fangshuo took part in this "maritime election". The disadvantage of "audition" is that there are too many opponents. How to attract the attention of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty among many opponents? This is a great skill.
What about Dong Fangshuo? There was a shipwreck in Dong Fangshuo. He used "blowing the sea" to "audition", and "audition" did not set a threshold, but chose talents. "Sea Blowing" is irrelevant, blowing Daniel. Let's see how Dong Fangshuo wrote to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. He said that Dong Fangshuo, a villager, lost his parents at an early age and was raised by his brother and sister-in-law. I started studying at the age of thirteen and finished reading literature and history books in three winters. Then I read 220,000 words. At the age of fifteen, he learned fencing. When he was sixteen, he studied poetry and books. However, at the age of 19, he learned Sun Tzu's Art of War and read 220,000 words. So now I am 22 years old, and I have read all the books in the world. Let's talk about our knowledge first Then tell me about your talent. He said I was nine feet and three heights. We know that Xiang Yu is eight feet tall. Nine feet three inches, if you modify it, you will be a big man, and it will be more than two meters in the early days. He said that my eyes are as bright as pearls and my teeth are as white and neat as shells. At the same time, I have Meng Ben's courage, agility and incorruptibility. Let me give these four people a brief explanation. He said that my courage overwhelmed Meng Ben. Meng Ben is a soldier of an ancient patriotic nation. He said I was as fast as Qing Ji. Qing Ji was the most agile man in ancient times. He said I was as clean as Uncle Bao. Bao Shu is a doctor in the state of Qi.
He said I was still a little moral. In ancient times, he was a very trustworthy person. He has a very strange story. One day, he made an appointment with his girlfriend. They agreed to meet under the bridge. Then his girlfriend didn't come, so Weisheng waited under the bridge. The river rose, so Weisheng didn't want to leave. The water rose so high that he drowned. I didn't leave here. He said that I have the advantages of these four people. So I am a civil servant, both civil and military, and I am beautiful. This is Dong Fangshuo's application letter. As soon as I handed in the application letter, Emperor Wu's eyes lit up. Because in thousands of application letters. As for Dong Fangshuo's application letter, it was written in a special way. Think of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. As an examiner, he reads thousands of application letters every day. Looking for a job and writing a job application, this Dong Fangshuo seems to write differently. Emperor Wu of song immediately thought of "". This person needs to use it. He can attract people's attention, in other words, when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty fell into aesthetic fatigue, he gave people a strong impact. This was remembered by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. This time, Dong Fangshuo was chosen. After being selected, he took the money for waiting for the bus. Waiting for the emperor's summons at the bus yamen. This is the first thing we talked about, looking for a job. Second, talk about his promotion. After staying for a while, Dong Fangshuo was bored. Why? He is a very indifferent government in this bus department. He can't see the emperor easily and his salary is very low.
After staying for a while, Dong Fangshuo felt bored. He wanted the emperor to promote him, but no one promoted him. Dong Fangshuo thought about it, because no one promoted me. I will give myself a self-improvement and improve my level. How did he mention it? Of course, there was no circulation in The Journey to the West at that time. In fact, we were told to watch Dong Fangshuo and wait for the Imperial bus, just as the Monkey King arrived in heaven and it was KPMG. Although there are official positions, they will actually be made public. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't value him at all, so he tried to improve himself. If you want to consider it, you have to start with Bimawin. What should I do? Because Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty discovered a group of people who kept horses for him. The shepherd of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is looking for a dwarf. He found a group of dwarfs to raise horses for him. Dong Fangshuo thought, well, there is a plan. Later, Dong Fangshuo discovered a group of people who raised horses for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. When the emperor told them, he said, "You people have no strength to plow the fields. You officials don't have the skill and courage to fight and don't eat, so the emperor decided to kill you all. " Hearing this, the emperor wanted to kill these dwarfs. And Dong Fangshuo said kill, very reasonable, can't farm, can't be an official, can't fight. Feed you for nothing, and then kill you. All these people cried in fear, so they begged Dong Fangshuo to help me. Dong Fangshuo said, I sympathize with you and give you a solution. After a while, the emperor came out. The emperor is coming, so you have to kneel down and beg for mercy. Maybe I can get my life back.
Dong Fangshuo said and left. After a while, the emperor came. When these dwarfs saw the arrival of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, they all knelt down and sat down. Shouting "the emperor forgives". Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was cheated. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't know what had happened, so he asked, "I said I would kill all these dwarfs, but as a result, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty couldn't breathe." First of all, I comforted these dwarfs, but I didn't. Then he called Dong Fangshuo and said, "Why did you falsely preach the imperial edict?" Dong Fangshuo is confident. He said that the dwarf was less than three feet tall, but his salary was a bag of rice 240 yuan. I'm 9' 3 "and I have a bag of rice, 240 yuan. They eat one after another, and each stomach will burst. I am so hungry that my heart is in my throat. If you think I'm useful, give me a raise. If you think I can't do it, just send me away and leave us some rice. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty laughed. Now that we have talked about this part. The people don't want officials or land, they want to eat their stomachs. The emperor must promise. Well, he was promoted from "waiting for the bus" to "waiting for the bus at Kinmen". This "Golden Gate" is different from "bus". Close to the emperor, the salary is very high. This time, according to our popular saying, Dong Fangshuo called it a "spoof". Dong Fangshuo, this is a bold prank. He used a group of extras, invited the dwarfs to be extras, and made a spoof. Make the emperor laugh.
Because Dong Fangshuo had a principle, he felt that no matter what he did, as long as the emperor smiled, nothing would happen. This time he started working again. So the more you do, the bolder Dong Fangshuo will be. Soon after, it was dog days again. One day of death is sacrifice, and this day is sacrifice. On the day of Fuxi's sacrifice, the emperor gave his ministers meat, a lot of meat. But the ministers were waiting for the meat, and the butcher was late. Ministers are very worried that the sun will set in the west. Idiot, wait. Don't come to the butcher, so the ministers will be anxious not to sweat. This time, Dong Fangshuo saw it. No one to share. Let's do it ourselves. Dong Fangshuo himself stepped forward and pulled out his knife. He found the biggest piece of meat, cut it hard, cut off a big piece and stuffed it into his arms. While chopping wood, he said to other ministers, "It's very hot today, so I won't wait and go home early." Sorry, I'm leaving first! ".
He left with meat in his arms. Other ministers dare not. Who dares to cut meat without the emperor's letters? Don't be silly, just stare at Dong Fangshuo and take the meat away. One by one, they were very angry until the meat department official came. The next day, the meat tube came, and I didn't want to. Give this report to the emperor. A man who reported to the emperor thought it was another chance, such as the whole of Dong Fangshuo. The emperor asked, what happened yesterday? Ask Dong Fangshuo. When Dong Fangshuo heard the emperor scold him, he first took off his hat and apologized. Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty won't let him go, so you can't take off your hat and apologize. You must criticize yourself. You give me a self-criticism in front of civil and military officials. Criticism and inspection are profound and can stand the test. Without profundity, you can't pass the official. Dong Fangshuo a listen to, self-criticism is a piece of cake, open your mouth. He criticized himself like this. He said, "Dong Fangshuo, Dong Fangshuo, why did you cut the meat without waiting for the imperial edict!" " " ! Draw your own sword and cut your own meat. How spectacular! How clean it is to cut the meat into such small pieces! Take this meat home, don't eat it yourself, give it all to your wife. What a model of loving a wife! Dong Fangshuo's self-criticism is not over yet, but Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty laughed his head off. Man Cang also smiled. The emperor said, are you self-criticism or self-praise? This is the third thing for Dong Fangshuo.
Dong Fangshuo won himself a ticket by blowing into the sea; He amused Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty with golden words and jade words, and escaped punishment again and again. Compared with other ministers in the Liang Wudi era, Dong Fangshuo's performance is really different. In the court, the music that the Prime Minister listened to was very nice. Zhang Tang, a cruel official, did his best. Only Dong Fangshuo can laugh at himself and perform. So, with these skills, Dong Canfang Shuo can indulge himself in the court of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty? What else can he do to impress Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty?
Once in the middle of Zhang Jian Palace in Chang 'an, an animal ran out. This animal looks like an elk. But the minister didn't know about it, so he reported it to Emperor Wu, who went to see it himself. Looking at the emperor, I don't know. He remembers Dong Fangshuo. His name is Dong Fangshuo. Let's see what it is.
I knew it when Dong Fangshuo came to see it. If I knew, I would answer. Dong Fangshuo: No, I'm hungry now. You bring me some wine and meat. I am full and have the strength to answer. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had no choice but to bring good wine and meat. Eat something from the sea, drink something from the sea, have a meal, and then eat in Dong Fangshuo. The emperor waited for him to reveal, but Dong Fangshuo couldn't. Don't eat this meal when you are full. There is a very fertile land outside the city, surrounded by ponds and reeds. Ask the emperor to give me land and lakes, and I will answer again. Hearing this, the emperor Dong Fangshuo is not playing big? But there's no way to say yes. Here you are. Dong Fangshuo didn't answer. This animal is called a tooth. Did he say teeth? All animals have the same teeth. This tooth has no size. He was arranged like a horse, and his teeth were stripped neatly. What does this tooth mean when it appears? This means that some people in the world want to submit to our Han Dynasty. So Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very happy to hear the news. The appearance of Quya means that there are foreigners who submit to the Han Dynasty. So Emperor Wu rewarded Dong Fangshuo. The next year, he became the evil Attila and came to the Han Dynasty with thousands of people. It fulfilled Dong Fangshuo's forecast the year before. Therefore, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty rewarded many things in Dong Fangshuo in the second year. This is Dong Fangshuo's consultation. We regard him as an imperial edict and wait for the emperor to discuss it. However, Dong Fangshuo's imperial edict is very strange and unusual. On the one hand, this person is very smart, really smart and knowledgeable. Besides, it shows that Dong Fangshuo knows what an emperor is and when an emperor is called generous and valuable. Dong Fangshuo knew that when a person is valuable, he is valuable. Only when you are useful can you dare to play. Therefore, Dong Fangshuo has a great feature. In other words, when the emperor asked him for advice, he dared to ask for it openly. He should have two points. First of all, he thought he could answer all the questions raised by the emperor. Another Dong Fangshuo was sure that when he was about to get angry, he could make the emperor laugh. Just smile and everything will be fine. This is the fourth thing we talked about. Dong Fangshuo's uniqueness lies not only in these problems. We are considering getting married in Dong Fangshuo. There are three main disciplines. The first commandment is to marry a Beijing woman. He doesn't want a girl who is not in the capital.
This is the first theme. The second commandment, according to historical records and Han Shu, he wanted to marry a good woman and a young woman. Good is beauty, good woman is beauty, and young woman is youth. Simply put, a good young woman is a little girl. First city, second little beauty. Rule 3: Change a wife every year. Because Dong Fangshuo was often rewarded by the emperor. What did he do with the emperor's reward? Every year, we send away old beauties and welcome new beauties. He changed his wife every year, and the ministers at that time didn't like him. Reflect this to the emperor. Dong Fangshuo said he was crazy. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also attacked Dong Fangshuo. Dong Fangshuo said that thanks to these problems, if he didn't have this problem, which one would be worthy of him. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty liked him very much. This is Dong Fangshuo's marriage. The sixth thing is to get a reward. Dong Fangshuo was often rewarded by the emperor.
There are two things that the emperor rewarded the most. First, give something; One is silk. Give him food is give him food. What does Dong Fangshuo eat? The emperor gave him a meal and he wolfed it down. Don't pull it down after eating, but also pack it. So we all know about packaging now, and everyone thinks that packaging comes from abroad. In fact, during the period of ancient Liang Wudi in China, the packaging patent right belonged to Dong Fangshuo. Dong Fangshuo was the first person to invent packaging. There were no plastic bags and lunch boxes at that time. The packaging in Dong Fangshuo is very strange. Take off your clothes, wrap the meat in clothes and take it away. So his clothes are often packed. He doesn't care if he gets dirty. Ministers saw him clean up like this, and all thought that this man had no future. He also ignored it. When you get there, eat something in the sea, then pack up and leave. This is for food, and then silk. The emperor often gave him silk, which is very heavy and difficult to package and carry. Dong Fangshuo found a pole and took home all the silk that the emperor gave him. Give him a piece of silk, which he mainly uses to pick up girls. His salary is high, but his expenses are also high. Because he changes it every year.
Someone once awarded Dong Fangshuo the title of "wise man". Because people saw his wisdom in Dong Fangshuo. Dong Fangshuo is a maverick. It can be said that this man is unique with wisdom as his capital. But life in Dong Fangshuo is not always smooth sailing. If a person is often rewarded by the emperor, he will be jealous. So, what will Dong Fangshuo do to those who are jealous of him?
Let me talk about the seventh thing, jealousy. Think about Dong Fangshuo, such an unusual person. The emperor likes him very much. The result is that some people are jealous. Dong Fangshuo's jealousy of others also has his strange tricks. His strange tricks are also quite powerful. Once, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't have so many games and couldn't surf the Internet. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is also boring. Let the minister play something. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty caught a gecko, and then tied it with utensils and pots, so that the ministers could guess what was tied below. Ministers, whoever guesses correctly will be rewarded. Ministers guess from time to time, but no one can guess correctly. Finally, I asked Dong Fangshuo to guess where Dong Fangshuo went to have a look. He said after listening, you said this thing is a dragon, it is a dragon, it has no feet; This is a snake. It has no legs. But he can climb the wall. So I guess this thing is either a gecko or a lizard. He guessed right. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave him many things with a smile. This is enough for Dong Fangshuo and his wife to get married for two years. What happened to the emperor? I'm unlucky. I'm afraid he is blind. Let him guess. Emperor Wu did it once, and he won it once. At that time, his rewards piled up. As a result, I didn't want any of them. The man's surname is Guo and his name is Guo Sheren.
He has been around Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and he is very lucky. He felt that he had done so many things, so Mr. Guo gave a cry. What he said in Dong Fangshuo didn't count. He is blind. I have something for him to guess. If he is right, I'd rather buy a hundred big boards. If he guesses wrong, his silk will be mine. Dong Fangshuo agreed. Mrs. Guo found a leaf with fungi. Put this leaf under the pot and let Dong Fangshuo guess. Dong Fangshuo is easy to guess. Guess this, Mr. Guo has nothing to say. Get a reward, one hundred boards. These one hundred boards made Mrs. Guo cry. Dong Fangshuo has no manners at this time. Dong Fangshuo watched him being beaten, laughing and sneezing. This Mrs. Guo was unlucky and had a fight with Mrs. Guo, creating several mysteries. No mystery can confuse Dong Fangshuo. We talked about seven things above. Through these seven things, we can see that Dong Fangshuo is different from all the ministers in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. That's why our series is called alternative wizards. He is a completely different person.
Dong Fangshuo's uniqueness made him stand out in the period of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Why should Dong Fangshuo be a different person? What is his profound understanding of himself? /I will continue to tell you after the advertisement.
Dong Fangshuo's unusual performance made the later generations have a lot of guesses and comments on this character. So some people say that he is a complete clown, so why did Dong Fangshuo do it? What is his understanding of himself?
Why should Dong Fangshuo be a different person? This is a question worth discussing. He is such a strange person, why should he become another person? Once in the middle of the palace, there was an attendant. When he saw Dong Fangshuo, he asked the Oriental teacher. I heard you were crazy. You're crazy. Do you think everyone is right? Dong Fangshuo said what they said was wrong. He said I'm not crazy. What did he say I was? I just regard the palace as a secluded place. Why do these people say he is crazy? There is a lot of trouble in the center of the stadium. We talked about seven things just now. In fact, when the squire asked him, something had just happened in front of Dong Fangshuo. To what extent did Dong Fangshuo end up causing trouble? He was drunk and went to the office of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to pee. I peed in Liang Wudi's office. Of course, Emperor Wu was very angry and fired Dong Fangshuo. But no one asked him to wait for the official position and demote him. We must tell him, because Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty could not do without such people. We'll discuss why we can't live without him later. Dong Fangshuo replied, "You said I was wrong. I'm not crazy. In fact, I regard the imperial court as a secluded place. " . Then have a drink. When Dong Fangshuo drinks, when the wine is strong, Dong Fangshuo sings according to the earth. This is a song set in his residence. This song has a name since then. It's called "According to local songs". This song has been handed down to this day.
There is a saying: "Shen Lu is vulgar and avoids the Golden Horse Gate, but his whole body can be sheltered in the palace. Why go up and down the mountain?" . What does this mean? I am a drifter, living in seclusion in the palace. Since the imperial court can be used as a secluded place, why should I go to the mountains and live in that hut? This sentence was later popularized by people. Everyone realized that Dong Fangshuo was a great hermit. Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem "Folk Songs". Later, people developed him into three famous sayings in ancient China: "A little lie goes wild, a middle lie goes out of the market, and a big lie goes out of the court". Today, some of our contemporaries added a word to him, called "super hidden net". It is located in the middle of the network. He is a super hermit. Xiaoyin is an ordinary hermit who lives in seclusion among the people, which means "hiding in the wild", and the wild is the people; The city "hidden in the city" is the market; Great darkness is coming. Dong Fangshuo regards Tang Chao as a paradise. Only in this way can we better understand. Therefore, Dong Fangshuo actually regarded the court and the whole court as his seclusion. A hermit, in this way, we can easily understand why his behavior is so different. Take Dong Fangshuo's palace as his seclusion. Because he is a hermit, he pursues freedom, freedom, truth and happiness. So, Dong Fangshuo cuts his own meat and changes his wife once a year, not afraid to laugh. He can pee in court. He does everything. Actually, these things have nothing to do with him for the time being. If he regards this imperial court as a sacred place and waits for the imperial edict as a sacred profession, does he dare to do so? He's not like that. First of all, he thinks the court is a hidden place. Because this is a secluded place, it is not surprising that he just lies to you and often causes you trouble.
Dong Fangshuo's strange behavior is because he regards the court as an invisible place, which is the real hermit. But on the other hand, we have to ask Dong Fangshuo, who often "rebelled" in front of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, but was rarely punished. Why is this? Why did Emperor Wu tolerate ministers being so presumptuous?
Then Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is not a philanthropist. Why did Emperor Wu tolerate Dong Fangshuo's spoof and show? There are two reasons: happiness. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty needed all kinds of people, and he needed Wei Qing to expand his territory. He needs GongSunHong to handle government affairs for him; He needs Zhang Tang to try the case for him; He also needs Dong Fangshuo to amuse him all day. You see a job seeker from Dong Fangshuo, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty sees Zhile; So he made self-criticism and self-reflection, and Emperor Wu was very happy. So when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty saw Dong Fangshuo, he wanted to laugh. Why doesn't he want such a minister? Therefore, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty has a clear position that the talents of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, such as Gong and Ji An, are regarded as the most important officials in North Korea. What do you think of a man like Dong Fangshuo? Look at Jester. So, one is a priest and the other is a clown. He needs both sides. So it can be seen that Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty is a really good man. On the one hand, he needs someone to handle foreign and political affairs for him; He needs someone to make him happy every day.
This is a very important reason why he can tolerate Dong Fangshuo. In fact, the great seclusion advocated by Dong Fangshuo is seclusion. Simply put, this "seclusion" is not a state of existence and does not depend on it. You live in crowds, markets and courts. In fact, this kind of "hiding" is more of a processing state. What is great concealment? In my opinion, this means that you can resist the temptation of the outside world and protect your nature. This is very hidden. This is Dong Fangshuo. He is very clever. Therefore, we brought in another genius, Dong Fangshuo, who was different from all the ministers of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Then I want to ask you a few questions. First of all, is Dong Fangshuo really avoiding North Korea? His mind is full of poems and he has read many books. Is he willing to be an alternative person? Are you eager for a comfortable life when you enter the DPRK as an official? Just for food and clothes?