35 Funny Hair Copies

Her hair is neatly combed, like a big shiny hat. I have compiled some hair copywriting sentences, I hope you all like it!

1. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don’t want to lose my hair! I don’t even want to go to work tomorrow!

2. The washing powder does not hurt the hands, but the hair. The evidence is as follows.

3. It’s so annoying to change my hairstyle, and I’m ready to go to the barber shop again.

4. My hair keeps falling out recently and I am going bald.

5. Your hair is so handsome, and so are your eyebrows? Do you think I don’t recognize you with a face full of instant noodles?

6. I have had long hair for too long and want to change my hairstyle, but I don’t have the courage.

7. What are the benefits of having long hair? It’s a slap in the face when you turn your head.

8. I had a princess cut myself. I had to buy a splint for my short hair.

9. The days have passed like this, and my hair is falling out faster and faster. I am afraid that I will not be able to find a girlfriend.

10. Are the Pineapple Planets going to invade the earth?

11. Her hair was permed like black waves.

12. The head can be broken, the hairstyle cannot be messy, the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be oiled.

13. I want to cut my hair short and change my life, but I’m afraid that when I go to see you, you’ll like girls with long hair that reaches your waist.

14. Hair loss is not just a problem for boys. Hair loss is also scary for girls.

15. Girl, can you not wear white clothes if you have long hair? It's always scary in the middle of the night.

16. She wears a small braid, like a sparrow's tail. 17. The wind is the most rogue, not only messing up my hair but also tearing off my clothes.

18. On this day last year, you cut your hair short. And today this year, I see the photos of you at work. One year has passed, and I love you even more!

19. What bothers me is not love, but hair loss.

20. The hair next to my ear...

21. The golden curly hair hangs down in waves along the smooth forehead.

22. I had to ask my parents if I had bangs in school. If my grades didn’t improve, it was because of my hairstyle.

23. Cut off excess hair and forget about those you don’t like.

24. When she lets her hair down, the sun will be jealous.

25. I am still young and I don’t want to lose my hair!

26. Your hair is so beautiful. I’ll get one too.

27. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I want to change my hairstyle, change my mood, and look at the world with a different mentality.

28. Huh? I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I am destined to lose my hair.

29. This kid farted and blew my hair away. 30. She has matte, black hair.

31. I want to change my hairstyle! I lost weight! Lost weight! I said Xiaoxue, you said thin!

32. When Xiao Li came home, he cried and said to his mother: My classmates all said that my hair looks like weeds. His mother comforted him: What are these little bastards saying? Don't cry, baby. You can go to the barber shop in the afternoon and have someone cut you.

33. Maybe my hair just can’t grow long. Not long after Xin Zhilei’s hair reduction, she wanted to shorten her hair again.

34. If a man’s hair doesn’t look like bristles, what does it look like?

35. Leave that row of forehead hair.

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