1, whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction is powerful, getting into trouble is a patent, pretending to be a stunt, and the whole person depends on talent and fate. Anyway, I will never be restless!
2. You are cute, poor and unloved. You are disgusting, loved and loved. You are "smart" and won the first prize in flushing the toilet; You are very temperamental and irritable by nature.
3, beauty beauty I love you, write a love song for you, the topic is I miss you, the content is all about missing you, ask me how I miss you, and swear that I will catch up with you.
4, the man said: home can not be absent, lovers can not be absent, who can take a few steps on the long road of life, I drink too much and vomit, I climbed the tree by bike, I can not move when I see beautiful women!
Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.
6, everything is inferior, only the power is high; There are never ugly men, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really lovable. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.
Mei Mei, I love you as a mouse loves rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!
I came to your window again tonight. Why don't you show your head on the curtain? I have a crush on you for so many years, and I won't say anything tomorrow!
9. Mom said: Smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbery is good for long-distance running. Eat without food, save money for love.
10, a little pig is very powerful. Starting at eight o'clock every morning, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think piggy is stupid? He is still watching the news.
1 1, the wishes of the people of Henan: the capital will be changed to Luoyang, the provincial party committee will be changed to the central government, the United Nations will be set up in Xuchang, Shanghai is a town in Zhumadian, the national wine is Du Kang, the state banquet is spicy soup, the lies of the people of China, the national language is original, and the national anthem is Henan Bang.
12, Zhou skinned, 51, stealing chickens in the middle of the night, we are playing games to rob Zhou skinned.
13. Meeting you is purely an act of god. I fell in love with you with all my heart. Love, you have no regrets. I am depressed to miss you, but I am satisfied to get you.
14, if the relationship is long, it is not pork pork; We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and we want to be a pig with a tail; Don't smell like a pig
15, a man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes are his own.
16, the secret recipe for treating emotional cold: a pack of sweet words, two lingering, infatuation, a little tolerance, as long as possible, simmering for a long time, and then turning into a bowl of emotional ecstasy soup, which can be cured with very suitable medicine!
17, someone borrows money from you every three days, and you are tired; You are tired of borrowing money from others every now and then.
18, the standard of a good wife: cheating is cute, strictly expecting success, saving without spending money, and spending money with taste!
19, lovelorn quotations: society is ruthless, the market has a market, work has feelings, relatives have warmth and enthusiasm, life has passion, picking up girls has sentiment, and beautiful women have amorous feelings. How can a handsome guy have no love?
20, timid male article: one poor, two white and three incompetent, four limbs disabled, facial features are not correct, six gods have no owner, eight characters unlucky and nine deaths, very timid.
2 1, I left gently, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and only took away a bundle of cabbage.
22. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.
23. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: the chicken calls the egg, the explosion calls the bomb, the asshole watches the news, the idiot laughs, the big idiot is angry, the asshole scolds me, and those who don't respond are finished.
24, little mouse, go up to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't come down, meow meow, the cat is coming, jabber and roll down.
25. I am a bee, you are a flower, I am a blackboard and you are an eraser. I will give you all the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you!
26, the world knows that wrangling is good, no effort and no brains. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.
27, boys road: home can not be absent, lovers can not be absent, who can take a few steps in the long road of life, I drank too much and vomited, I climbed the tree by bike, and I couldn't move when I saw the beautiful woman!
28. Praise the deer as a horse, promote the flatterer, and suffer from being a cow as a horse, all by yourself.
29, study hard, study tired, learn to pay tuition; I am not a scholar, but my parents forced me to come. I got a score in the final exam and the eggs and ducks rolled in. The teacher asked me why. I said for the next generation!
30. Don't brag-it's easy to get embarrassed-it's easy to screw up, don't pretend-it's easy to get hurt, don't be beautiful-it's easy to get wet.