1. Belts
It is passed down from male to female. Tying pants has always been a side job. Using it to beat people is a serious purpose. Boys have never been whipped with belts by their parents. Childhood is incomplete! The feeling of being hit on the body is indescribable pain. If your mother whips you with a belt, congratulations, because my dear mother will never whip you with great force. Maybe her heart hurts more than yours.
2. Stick
How angry you must be to be able to let your mother greet you with a stick. It is really "deep love, deep hatred", a thick stick It can be beaten into two pieces, and it is definitely a cruel weapon that can tear people's skin and flesh. No matter how naughty and stubborn a child is, they can't help crying. However, the only thing this weapon can cultivate is your stronger heart. At that moment, in the eyes of the children, their parents were Bruce Lee-like beings, and they could just go and make a martial arts movie.
3. Feather dusters
Children today probably rarely see feather dusters. It is a multifunctional weapon. My mother initially said it was used for cleaning dust. It usually feels soft and comfortable to the touch. However, once it makes my mother crazy, it immediately lets itself go and turns into chicken feathers, which spread out amidst the cries. . There is also a protective film on the handle, which can prevent sweat on the hands when playing with babies and prevent calluses and blisters on the palms.
4. Broom
This weapon is soft yet strong, extremely ferocious, and can be found everywhere, easily accessible. Many people will deliberately pull out two of them and hang them on the wall in their homes as a demonstration of force. It is also cheap and easy to collect. It is a must-have weapon for traveling at home and beating children out of anger. It is also a good partner for children to sweep the floor from time to time to please them. Many people realize later when they grow up that it was not the broom that they were afraid of, but their mother’s aura!
5. Ruler
When I was a child, most mothers were still keen on making clothes at home. Therefore, a wooden ruler is a must-have item at home. Like brooms, belts, etc., parents have a certain preference for strips as weapons. What's more, the ruler is so square. If Mom's wrists are flexible, the weapon's lethality will be greatly increased! The marks stay on the skin for a longer time.
6. Clothes hanger
This weapon weighs 3 taels and is 40 centimeters long. Although it is light, it strikes quickly, has a narrow contact area, and is full of pain. So I advise all you naughty children not to anger your mother when she is drying clothes or near the closet.
7. Shoes
This is by no means the exclusive property of housewives. It is characterized by stability, accuracy and ruthlessness.
8. Fly swatter
You must have not washed the flies after swatting them. Some mothers use them to swat their babies when they are angry, which is really scary.
9. Hands and feet
For peerless martial arts masters like my parents, when the fire of anger is burning, any weapon is not a problem for them. They can use it in minutes. Use the Bone-Transforming Palm, Shadowless Legs, and the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms to make you unstoppable.
10. Cold eyes
This trick often occurs in public. When a child accidentally offends his mother while playing crazy outside, the mother throws a cold look. A cold look can make the child immediately restrain himself and stand in a well-behaved manner, otherwise he will be exposed to one of the above nine weapons when he returns home.