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1: Judge 2: English classmate 3: History classmate 4: Sports classmate
1: The motherland is becoming increasingly prosperous and powerful, people’s lives are booming, and the World Expo is about to happen It’s about to be held, so contribute your meager strength. You want to ask me what I do? I am a judge tonight, here to select volunteers for the World Expo.
Ladies and gentieman, let us welcome the three World Expo volunteers with warm applause!
Music starts, 2: Hello, everyone! My name is yin chao qiang. My name, as the name suggests, is super strong in printing, super strong in printing, and super strong in English!
3: Good evening everyone! I miss you so much... My name is Stepbon. Stebang, the history is great! OH YE!
4: Oops, it’s amazing, I have so many fans here! When I encounter difficulties, it's because of you who don't give up that I can be where I am today! What? You still don’t know what my name is? My name is Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao is in good health!
1: The names of these three people are so interesting. Seeing that you are so good, I really want to choose all of you!
234: YE!
1: Okay, okay, this is not necessarily the case! You should compare with each other, and I will decide who to choose in the end
2: Let me go first. Everyone knows that English is the best tool to communicate with foreigners. How can you do it in this era if you don’t understand English? ah? Test you, student Shen, do you know what HOU ARE YOU means?
4: This is simple, HOU means what, ARE means yes, YOU means what you mean, don’t they mean what you mean when combined together?
2Laughs: So what does HOU OID ARE YOU mean? Classmate Shi?
3: OLD means old. Isn’t it obvious? What does this sentence mean: Why are you always the same?
2 Laughing: If you don’t understand, you just don’t understand. Don’t make any nonsense. Let’s talk about it. His English is not good. Can he be a volunteer? 3: Come on, stop showing off in front of me. Isn’t your English very good? Then let me ask you, do you know the name of Yue Fei's father?
2: How do I know this? YOU ASK ME, I ASK WHO? You'd better ask him directly
3: This shows the terrible thing about bad history. Everyone knows that Yue Fei's mother is called mother-in-law, so isn't Yue Fei's father the father-in-law?
2: Father-in-law?
3: Hey, this kid is so sensible
4: Stop talking, can you be a volunteer if you are not in good health? The body is the most important thing!
1: Stop making noise! I’m going to ask you a question in person now. Student Yin, you go first
2: Then I go first. Buddha said, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? Come on
1: If you want to thank someone, how do you say it in English?
4 Anxious... 2 Remind him: thank you!
4: Three, three, three pieces of meat!
1: Is this Shen’s English? Quite a gentleman... (23 secretly enjoying himself)
1: Alas, you can’t even speak English well, how can you be a volunteer at the World Expo? This round is over. Your performance is unsatisfactory. If your performance is still like this in the last round, I will have to reconsider giving this volunteer spot to someone else
234: No Ah, the judges! Give us another chance
1: Let’s see your performance in the last round. The rules of the last round are as follows. Each contestant will give a half-minute summary speech. Let’s start now... This time, Mr. Shen will go first...
4 (coughing, clearing throat): First of all, Thanks to CCTV, JSTV, MTV and Channel V for giving me this opportunity to stand here. It seems there is no CCTV, sorry. Thanks to so many fans in the audience for their silent support and affirmation for me over the years. Thank you.
Even though I was unfortunately eliminated this time, I will still support our World Expo as an ordinary classmate in the days to come. Thank you!
3: From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to the ordinary people of socialism today, each of us is dreaming of the same dream, hoping that our motherland will be strong. Now the World Expo is at our doorstep. As a middle school student, I have an obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our five thousand years of splendid civilization!
2: I don’t have anything to say. I just made an impromptu poem. I am proud to host the World Expo. Everyone’s face is proud. I contribute to the World Expo and volunteer to be a good host!
1 Applause: Okay, each of you makes me reluctant to give up. I decide that all three of you will be volunteers for the World Expo, and cheer for our World Expo and our motherland together! Perhaps the power of one of us is insignificant, but as long as we serve the motherland and the people wholeheartedly, it is a powerful force! Now I have to go to other places to recruit volunteers to make our Expo the best it can be! (Going behind the scenes)
234: Hey, hey, hey, there are still us, 1, wait for us, let’s go and be volunteers now! (Chasing 1, next)
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Cui: Uncle, what have aunt been busy with recently?
Zhao Benshan: There is a program recently, that is, Shanghai May What was the name of the one organized on the 1st?
Cui: Are you talking about the World Expo?
Zhao Benshan: Yes, it came all the way to Shanghai. To watch this.
Song Dandan: I broke my legs from running. After staying on the train for several nights, my waist almost broke from exhaustion.
Cui: It seems that uncle and aunt are also I want to join in the fun.
Song Dandan: Why, your uncle had to come here with his mouth open, if it weren’t for my grandson who said there is a mascot called Haibao, which looks quite rare
< p>I want to see it too.Zhao Benshan: Looking at your potential, if I had known that you were thinking this way, I wouldn’t have brought you all the way here. Where is Haibao?
You must come to Shanghai to see it.
Song Dandan: When I was a little girl, I loved cartoon characters. I just wanted to see Haibao with my own eyes. I couldn’t sleep well if I couldn’t see it. .
Zhao Benshan: What, Xiao Cui, don’t record this part, it’s not embarrassing enough.
Well, let me tell you what I think.< /p>
Xiao Cui: Uncle, tell me.
Song Dandan: You can tell me what I am doing, but you think I am embarrassed. Let him say it.
Zhao Benshan: I just want to imagine the future city with you. Didn’t that Yang Liwei fly into the sky? I want him to help me see if there are any other planets suitable for me to live in. Xiao Cui , can you send me a message?
Song Dandan: The earth can’t bear you?
Zhao Benshan: I checked online and found that the Arctic glaciers are melting. Aren’t I afraid? ?
Song Dandan: Do you think this has anything to do with the World Expo? Xiao Cui, tell me about him
Xiao Cui: Uncle, what you said is not unreasonable. Although Yang Liwei, I I can’t get in touch with you, but now everyone is paying attention to low carbon. Human beings are beginning to realize the danger and start paying attention to environmental protection.
Zhao Benshan: What is low carbon? There is no need for carbon nowadays. It is still low carbon, no. Can carbon survive?
Xiao Cui: Uncle, low carbon means saving energy, water and electricity.
Zhao Benshan: Oh, okay, I know. Isn’t it still polluted? Have you? Can you contact Yang Liwei? I just want to know this.
Song Dandan: Xiao Cui, can I ask you something?
Zhao Benshan: Didn’t you see that we are getting down to business? ?Still causing trouble.
Xiao Cui: Auntie, tell me
Song Dandan: Xiao Cui, this ticket is of no use. Can you help me contact you to sell it?
p>Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? We came all the way here just for the Expo
Song Dandan: No matter how nice the house or the good products of the new era are, we can’t use them after seeing them. .Why spend hundreds of dollars to satisfy your eyes?
Zhao Benshan: You don’t understand this. When you talk about it when you go back, the neighbors will say that you are knowledgeable and your articles are also good. This is some material. I brought you here just to show you the market.
Song Dandan: Come on, come and see the market. Let me tell you, I came to Shanghai just to see the market. In order to see Haibao with my own eyes. After watching Haibao
I will go back.
Xiao Cui: Uncle and aunt are here anyway, so I will take this opportunity to tell you about the benefits of launching the World Expo
The 21st century is an important issue for urban development. Period, it is estimated that by 2010, 55% of the world's total population will live in cities. Therefore, the vision and outlook for future urban life is a global issue,
It is closely related to countries and people at different levels of development. As the first World Expo with the theme of "City", during the 184-day exhibition period of the Shanghai World Expo, governments and people around the world will fully demonstrate urban civilization around the theme of "Better City, Better Life" results,
exchange urban development experience and disseminate advanced urban concepts, thereby exploring new models for human residence, life and work in the new century.
For the creation of an ecologically harmonious society and human provide vivid examples of sustainable development.
Song Dandan: I understand what you said. We also very much support this kind of activities. But I still don’t want to spend this wasted money.
Xiao Cui: Auntie, you spend the money well. Not unfair at all.
Zhao Benshan: Do you know how difficult it is to buy this ticket? I asked the son of a friend who is a relative of an old retired cadre in our hospital to buy it.
Xiao Cui: What you see may not be seen by others in their lifetime. How enviable it is to be able to see it with your own eyes.
Uncle and aunt, this is the last sentence
Song Dandan: I wish the Shanghai World Expo a success.
Zhao Benshan: Let’s be practical, help me register for the World Expo.
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A: Today, I will tell you a cross talk! Oh, this grandma asked me why I said it alone? Of course there are two of us, but my partner is never on time... You see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, but it's already 8:60 and there's still no ghost.
B: What did you say?
A: Hey, you... what's wrong with you?
B: Forget it, it’s all the fault of that broken English!
A: What’s wrong? What happened? Come and listen!
B: Alas, our class teacher said it! China has joined the WTO, Beijing has successfully bid for the Olympic Games, and construction of Dongyangkou Port has also started. Our students in Henan primary school cannot go to junior high school without learning English.
A: Yeah, that’s quite smooth! What a great thing to learn English!
B: That’s a good thing! That’s me—back!
A: Why are you memorizing it?
B: All bad luck has happened to me!
A: Oh, tell everyone!
B: What do you mean?
A: What’s wrong?
B: I’m so unlucky and you still want me to say it out, without intending to make a fool of myself?
A: You misunderstood, I definitely didn’t mean that!
B: What do you mean?
A: Let me ask you that!
B: Say!
A: Are you personally responsible for all these unlucky things?
B: Nonsense! Is there anyone else who could take the place of bad luck?
A: Can you let these unfortunate things happen to you again?
B: You are trying to harm me!
A: Do you hope that all of us audience members will be as unlucky as you?
B: Not willing!
A: Why?
B: If everything is like this, who can spare their hands to applaud me!
A: Then if you tell me today, it will end!
B: OK, I...cough, this guy got in!
A: Haha!
B: Today I will show off my old face and tell everyone about it!
A: OK! Everyone, give me a round of applause!
B: By the way, this is the first day of English class!
A: What’s wrong?
B: My brother and sister are dead!
A: Ah! Don't scare people!
B: Who scared you! Our teacher said, I need to show this in black and white to my dad!
A: Oh, tell me what’s going on!
B: There are two dialogues in this first lesson!
Good morning boys and girls!
Good morning! Miss bai!
A: These two sentences mean Good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!
B: I can’t remember the pronunciation of the words girls and miss!
A: If you can’t remember it, practice it over and over again!
B: I have an idea!
A: What method!
B: Add Chinese translations to English words!
A: This won’t work.
B: What’s wrong with this?
A: This is not conducive to your future English learning!
B: I don’t care about so many things. I have memorized this translation!
A: Oh, how did you translate it?
B: Girls, I will translate it into brother’s death and miss, I will translate it into sister’s death
A: Your brother and sister killed you like this on the first day of love!
B: Oh, forget it. After class, I will take my invention patent and brag about it in the classroom! I didn’t expect that the teacher would catch me!
A: It’s terrible this time!
B: When the teacher saw it, his face was so angry that he punished me to copy it 100 times. The copying made my white and tender little hands almost swollen like pig claws!
A: You deserve it!
B: I have gained wisdom after suffering a loss!
A: Oh, no more translation!
B: Yes, no more translation. I don’t translate on paper, I translate in my heart! I see we are Bai... (turns to A) Is Teacher Bai here today?
A: Not here!
B: Let’s see how Teacher Bai punishes me!
A: Cough, you!
B: I haven’t studied for a week! The whole family, including me, was completely beaten to death by my translation!
A: Ah, how did they all die!
B: Alas! Grandpa died on Yes, grandma died on Nice, dad died on Bus, mom died on Must, brother died on Girls, sister died on Jeeps, I died on Was, and the family cat died on Mouse. Dogs die in Goes, eventually everyone dies after learning Does, and everyone dies after learning School.
A: Let me translate for everyone to see how his family members died. Listen carefully: his grandfather died in a car accident, his grandma died in a car accident, and his father died in a bus. , my mother deserves to die, my brother died on the girl, my sister died on the jeep, I deserve to die, and then the cat in the house died on the mouse, and a dog also died. After learning how to do it, they all died. They all died after arriving at school!
B: The teacher asked me to take my English test scores home on Friday!
A: How many points did you get?
B: 100 points!
A: Oh, it’s good to pass the exam!
B: That’s good. I brought back four test papers at once, adding up to 100 points!
A: An average of 25 points per time!
B: My dad saw it and scolded me for 250 for a long time!
A: You should be scolded! Are there any people who learn English like you?
B: Dad made me an extra dish in the evening, braised buttocks with soles! I finally woke up!
A: Well, you are still a good boy if you correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong!
B: I will study every day, study hard, study hard, study hard...
A: How are you doing?
B: I scored 100 points on just one paper!
A: Yes, great progress! Worthy of praise!
B: Even if you learn well, you will suffer!
A: Why did you suffer disaster after learning well?
B: Do you remember the big neighbor next to my house?
A: Remember! That’s the one who speaks Chinese like this (learns to stutter)!
B: This is the one with well-developed limbs and a stuttering mouth who beat me! .
A: Why did he hit you?
B: Isn’t he in the first grade of junior high school?
A: Yes!
B: Isn’t there English in the first grade of junior high school too!
A: English was a compulsory course in the first year of junior high school!
B: If you think he can’t even learn Chinese well, he must be able to speak only one word in English.
A: What?
B: Bad!
A: Does his poor English hinder you?
B: Alas, just last weekend! I don’t know which teacher assigned a paper with all English and Chinese translations.
A: There’s nothing wrong with assigning some homework on the weekend!
B: He’s fine, I’m in trouble!
A: What’s wrong!
B: He came to me to ask questions!
A: Then teach whatever you want!
B: With his size and my body! Do I dare not teach him?
A: Isn’t that great!
B: The teacher who gave the exam must die.
A: What’s wrong?
B: Those questions are all deadly!
A: Oh, what a fatal method!
B: I can’t act alone, so we need to work together. I’ll play Ergouzi, and you’ll play me.
A: OK!
B: You are watching TV. I am holding the paper and asking you questions. You answer while watching TV!
A: OK!
B: Little donkey!
A: Alas, (these names are nothing, none of them sound good)
B: I...I'll ask you two...two questions. What does “i don’t know.” mean... is... is...?
A: I don’t know
B: Don’t… don’t watch TV. How… you don’t know… you don’t know!
A: No! Is it just "I don't know"? !
B: Talk back...be tough! ! ! ! (A slap)
What does "i know." mean? You...you should...should know.
A: "I know"
B: If you know...if you know...just tell me quickly.
A: Just "I know"
B: Are you looking for...looking for...trouble? The tidying up just now... was too light, right?
A: I know it!
B: I know... I know but you haven’t said it yet! ! Don’t understand…no…don’t pretend to understand! (Another violent beating) You...you be careful...learn English well! With whom...who is showing off, I will ask you the most...last one, saying...can't tell, I...I will deal with you, "i know but i don’t want to tell you." What does it mean?
A: I know, but I don’t want to tell you!
B: When I hear this question, do I dare to translate it? I picked up a pillow and smashed it on my head more than thirty times, banged my head against the wall more than forty times, and slapped my mouth more than fifty times with both hands. I asked him, I can't do it. Are you satisfied now?
A: Are you satisfied?
B: Finally left, but he came to ask me soon,
“I hear nothing, reapt. What does it mean?”
A:” I didn’t hear it clearly, say it again”
B: I hear nothing,reapt”
A: I didn’t hear it clearly, say it again”
B: I As soon as he finished speaking, he was blown away.
Finally, I asked: What does look up in the dictionary mean?
A: "Look up in the dictionary"
B: I just said it, fist! Such a big fist flew over.
A: Then you!
B: I quickly changed my mind: Neighbors are the best friends!
A: Why are you talking nonsense!
B: Do I dare to tell the truth! To be honest, I wouldn't die!
A: Alas, it seems you are unlucky enough. I would like to express my condolences to you!
B: Okay, it’s not too early, I have to rush to the hospital to change the dressing!
A: OK, then go ahead!
B: good bye you!
A: What?
B: That’s your uncle, the dog!
A: He translated again!
4 Civilized Etiquette "Speaking"
A: Hi, long time no see, hello!
A: Hey! Do you think I can speak?
B: Why can’t you speak?
A: I... I’m not mute, right?
B: Who said that? You are mute!
A: Someone is talking about me!
B: Who is it?
A: Our neighbor’s old man named Zhao.< /p>
B: Why does it sound so awkward to me? What did he say?
A: A very smart kid who can’t speak.
B: Why don’t you If you can speak, go and ask Grandpa Zhao.
A: I’m going to ask. Hey! You’re deaf. What I said was not classical Chinese and English. It was all words! Oh, I understand. Yes, you are a foreigner, right? Foreign old man Zhao!
B: You can’t speak.
A: Why can’t I speak?
B: Everything you say is It comes out sideways.
A: My throat is so thin when it comes out sideways. Is it so big when it comes out sideways? If you don’t believe it, look!
B: Okay. , OK! Grandpa Zhao is a metaphor.
A: Metaphor?
B: Yes! Grandpa Zhao said that you don’t know how to use civilized and polite language.
A: Then what should I say?
B: To address your elders, you should call me Grandpa Zhao.
A: Grandpa Zhao, hello! Have you eaten? If you need anything, just call me. You're welcome!
B: Huh! He is a polite child.
A: Grandpa Zhao, don't be angry. This child really can't speak. Miles!
B: Who are you talking about!
5 World Expo/Etiquette Sketch
Content:
Xiao Ling is lying on the table sleep.
Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.
Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?
Xiao Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!
Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise?
Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!
Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?
Xiao Ai: I know.
Xiao Wu: Let’s stop arguing.
Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!
Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.
Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!
Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?
Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Are you scared?
Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?
Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?
Xiao Ling: Do you also fight grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came closer: What do you think of?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)
Xiao Ling: Go to hell!
Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?
Xiao Ling: Three steps!
Step one: write your name. (Both nodded)
Step 2: Read the question again! (Both nodded)
Step three: - Hand over the rolling paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!
Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?
Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?
Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiao Ling: I’m not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?
Xiao Wu: Here it is!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!
Xiao Wu: You are here for nothing! There is no difference between coming or not coming!
Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!
The teacher walked in.
The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)
Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?
The three of them laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!
Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?
Hair curls.
Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are.
Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I compare the teacher,
He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!
Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ??salt!
Three people started copying.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) This student, please stop copying!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!
The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!
Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.
Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!
The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!
I look down upon those of you who cheat with books, as you have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it just now? so? so?
Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and reflect, why did you cheat with the book?
Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?
Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.
Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.
Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?
Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?
Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?
Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!
The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's wrong?
Teacher: Read it.
Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...
Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?
Teacher: You continue reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...
Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?
Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?
Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!
Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!
Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can be used to relieve oxen, right? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!
Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...
Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——
Xiao Ai: Passed?
Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)
Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.
The teacher comes in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer it.
How did you answer?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?
Teacher: Do you call this a problem?
Teacher: You——Okay, next question,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: I just wrote five words!
Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!
Teacher: You-just wait and die!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...
Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!
Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Hold it (pass a piece of paper)
Xiao Wu: This is——
Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)
Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——
The teacher comes in.
Xiao Ling: English teacher! (Wants to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, what are you running for? Didn't have breakfast!
Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——
Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!
Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?
Xiao Ling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...
Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——
Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!
Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!
Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!
Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!
Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!
The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)
Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, it may not be useful if you beat the grass, so I’m leaving too