How to reply humorously when a friend says Happy Women’s Day?

1. "Haha, happy Goddess' Day. Should I float in the air today and accept everyone's worship?"

2. "Happy Goddess Day. Should I consider applying for a goddess patent?"

3. "Happy Goddess' Day. Unfortunately, I am a female neurotic, not a goddess."

4. "Haha, happy Women's Day. Should I wear wings and fly today?"