Humor and in-depth speech theme 1
Dear teachers and students:
Hello everyone!
The famous writer Tolstoy once said: "There are only two kinds of people in the world: one is spectators and the other is actors. Most people want to change the world, but no one wants to change themselves. " If you want to change the status quo, you must change yourself; Change yourself. You must change your mind. All achievements begin with the right ideas. A series of failures also began with wrong ideas. To adapt to society, environment and change, we must learn to change ourselves.
Plato told his disciples that he could move mountains, and they all asked for advice. Plato smiled and said, "It's very simple. If the mountain doesn't come, I'll go. " The disciples were in an uproar.
There is no art of moving mountains in this world. A new way to move mountains is: if the mountains don't come, I will go there. Similarly, people can't change the environment, we should change ourselves.
A black boy guards the oak barrel of his father's brewery. Every morning, he cleans the barrel with a rag and arranges it neatly in a row. What makes him angry is that the wind often blows his neatly arranged barrels to the east and west overnight.
The little boy cried bitterly. The father touched the little boy's head and said, "don't cry, son." We can try to conquer the wind. "
So the little boy dried his tears, sat by the bucket, thought for a long time, and finally came up with a solution. He picked a few buckets of clean water from the well, then poured it into empty oak barrels, and then went home to sleep trembling. The next day, at dawn, the little boy got up in a hurry. He ran to the bucket. He saw the oak barrels arranged neatly one by one, and none of them was blown down or tilted by the wind. The little boy smiled happily. He said to his father, "If the bucket is not blown down by the wind, we must increase the weight of the bucket." The boy's father smiled approvingly.
Yes, we can't change the wind and many things in this world, but we can change ourselves and make ourselves heavier, so as to adapt to the change and not be defeated!
In the basement of Westminster Abbey, the tombstone of the Bishop of the Anglican Church reads: When I was young and free, my imagination had no limit, and I dreamed of changing the world. When I became mature and wise, I found that the world was unchangeable, so I was short-sighted, so I just changed my country! But my country seems to be beyond my control. When I reached my old age, with the last hope of working hard, I decided to change only my family and those closest to me-but, alas! They don't accept change at all. Now when I am dying, I suddenly realize that if I only change myself at first, then I can change my family in turn. Then, with their encouragement, I may be able to change my country. Then, who knows, maybe I can change the whole world.
Life is like water, and people can only adapt to the environment. If you can't change the environment, change yourself. Only in this way can we overcome more difficulties, more setbacks and realize ourselves. If you can't see your own shortcomings and deficiencies, it's really futile to just complain about the unfavorable environment and pin the hope of changing the situation on changing the environment.
Although we can't change the world, we can change ourselves and let us face all the environments with love and wisdom.
Humor and depth of speech theme II
Teachers and students:
Hello everyone! The topic of my speech today is "Hold up a kind lamp for conscience".
I believe you have heard the story of the farmer and the snake and Mr. Dong Guo. In these two stories, how ridiculous the kind Mr. Dong Guo and the farmer are! These two stories tell us that kindness is stupidity, and kind people deserve to suffer a lot. As a result, "kindness" has gradually become an outdated vocabulary in our hearts, and it has gradually disappeared in today's fast-developing society. Therefore, in China, a society that advocates morality and goodness, an elderly man appeared, and no one asked. To find out, people are actually afraid that the old man will blackmail them in turn. The whole society is silent, and we can't help asking: "Where is the conscience of China people?"
In this society, there are too many people who need our kind hands to help, and what percentage of these people are poisonous snakes or hungry wolves? In the vast universe, what percentage are poisonous snakes or hungry wolves? If it is foolish for Mr. Dong Guo and the farmer to treat people as if they were poisonous snakes and hungry wolves, then if we treat them as "poisonous snakes and hungry wolves" for the sake of those limited wicked people and resolutely treat them as "poisonous snakes and hungry wolves" in the face of those who really need help, what will we become?
When good and evil are opposed, how naive the former is and how powerful the latter is! Fierceness is omnipotent, so it has all kinds of weapons. Kindness does something, and the weapon of kindness is far less fierce. As a result, goodness is often defeated by evil hands.
However, we also like kindness, welcome kindness and yearn for kindness. Because there is kindness, there will be happiness and peace in the world. Kindness belongs to the people, to history, to civilization, to rationality, to science, to a more noble and developed people, and to a more civilized, developed and prosperous society!
Kindness is human nature. Only when kindness and kindness meet can we live in peace.
I like kindness, but I don't like cruelty.
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it was a festival for people to do good deeds. I took a garbage bag to the roadside to pick up garbage. After picking it up for a while, I turned around and found an old man picking up junk coming. Out of intention, I gave him the few empty bottles in my hand. Then, I accidentally received the old man's smile engraved with years. I've always felt embarrassed. Many times I have asked myself whether this kindness is too small and insignificant to bring any change to others. With the growth of age and maturity of mind, I gradually understand the true meaning of "don't do it with kindness and smallness".
Yes, a small sapling, if you give it a beam of sunshine, it will have the power to grow, and it will make spring more colorful. A stream, if you give it a drop of water, it will have the power to break through all obstacles, and it will make the sea wider.
Good deeds, no matter how insignificant, are worth doing! Kindness, even if flowers are few and thorns are many, is worth believing!
Cheer for kindness and applaud for kindness! Let's hold up a kind lamp for our conscience together!
My speech is over, thank you.
Humor and depth of speech theme 3
Student: Hello, everyone!
In the first class of the new semester, we start with a short story-in a deep mouse hole, a mouse family is having a meeting, and the center of the meeting is how to find black cats who like to attack suddenly in time when they are foraging. After a while, a little mouse came up with a good idea-hanging a bell around the black cat's neck. As soon as the words were finished, everyone agreed with one voice, but then they were silent, because no mouse dared to hang the bell.
This story can't help but remind me of an idea: sometimes, fantasy or imagination is actually the most comfortable thing compared with action-it has no risk, no courage and no constraints. If you want to try winter swimming, you can imagine the heroism of swimming in the cold river for nine days in cold weather; If you want to try playing the piano, you can imagine yourself performing leisurely on a high stage; You want to learn a foreign language, so you go to the bookstore and buy a lot of review materials. You make up your mind again and again: guarantee at least one hour of study time every day. In your mind, everything is so beautiful and practical, but when the enthusiasm cools down, you don't have the courage to jump into the ice water; But you can't stand the monotony and boredom of practicing piano day after day; But you can't give up your spare time every day and study hard. All good fantasies and imaginations have become a dead letter.
A few years ago, a famous painter wanted to paint a picture with the theme of historical events. This historical event is rarely shown in other paintings, and the scene is extremely vivid. Painting must be very infectious. The painter has read many history books, and he knows all the details of the event. Besides, his painting skills are superb, and if he finishes this painting, he will definitely win a great reputation for him. A year later, someone accidentally mentioned this painting, but the painter didn't start writing at all! He hesitated to find an explanation, and finally said that he was still too busy and had a lot of things to do, so he didn't have time to draw this picture.
In life, there are many such people, who have all kinds of ideas and plans for life, and have very beautiful ideals and aspirations, but they don't need to take practical actions to realize them. In this way, even if they conceive something valuable, they are stillborn, which is regrettable.
The mouse didn't act out of fear, but we didn't act. Why? Don't find any excuse to answer this question, any excuse is pale and powerless.
We should always remind ourselves that when we make up our minds to do something, we must act immediately.
Each of us should remember that God will not send you a bright future because of your beautiful thoughts. So why not act?
Humor and depth of speech theme 4
Hello everyone!
As the saying goes: "smile, ten years old." In fact, smiling can not only make you young, but also serve as a bridge to communicate interpersonal relationships and a good medicine to resolve people's contradictions.
Have you ever heard the story of Mr. Hara Yiping in Japan?
Pingben is an extremely ordinary insurance salesman. He is plain, and his height is only 158 cm. But why did he become a household name in Japan? It is precisely because he studied smiles when he was idle, practiced in front of the small mirror he carried with him, and applied these smiles to his work that he succeeded and became a celebrity.
In his work and life, Yuan practiced 39 kinds of smiles and practiced them naturally. Some smiles can make people feel warm, some smiles can make people feel kind, some smiles can give people strength, some smiles can calm restless people immediately, and some smiles can make you listen involuntarily.
It is his smile that makes people willing to buy the insurance he sells, thinking that the insurance he sells has nothing to lose; It is his smile that makes customers become bosom friends with him. Indeed, a smile can connect people's hearts, bring them closer, and even help you succeed.
I remember going to the hospital once. I sat in a chair and waited in line. A man said to the nurse, "What's the matter with you? The doctor asked me to come at 9 am. Find it yourself, it's already nine forty. " I thought the nurse would definitely answer blows with blows, and then they went to war. Who knows, the nurse smiled and said to the man, "sir, I'm sorry, there are too many people." I'll go in and show it to you. " A moment, please. "After a while, I only saw the nurse smile and say," Sir, it's your turn. Please go in. " I can't help admiring nurses. After a while, the man came out. He found the nurse who had been smiling at him just now and said sincerely, "I'm really sorry just now, please forgive me." The nurse still smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. "
It can be seen that a smile can sometimes turn an enemy into jade.
Every day you give others a sincere smile, and others will give you a smile.
Smiling can make others' worries about you disappear instantly; Smiling can make you harmonious with others; Smile is a silent language to communicate with each other's hearts. In that case, my friend, please be generous and don't be stingy with your smile.
Thank you!
Humor and depth of speech theme 5
Teachers and students:
Hello everyone!
The topic of my speech today is to face failure with a smile.
Before I begin my speech, I want to ask you a question. Who is a successful mother? In fact, the correct answer is "failure". As the saying goes, "failure is the mother of success". In our life, we will encounter success, and success will often make us happy and give us a sense of accomplishment. However, we often encounter failures. When we fail, many people may become decadent and depressed. Students, have we ever thought that these failures may be stepping stones to our success? Do the students know the story behind the singer Jay Chou's fame? His parents divorced and grew up in a single-parent family. At school, all the teachers think he is autistic, so they don't care much about him. In spite of this, Jay Chou didn't sink in. When he was seventeen or eighteen, he began to try to send his songs to record companies. Unfortunately, the record company not only refused to accept his works, but also regarded his works as "garbage".
Jay Chou, who was only eighteen years old at that time, suffered a heavy blow. It is commendable that Jay Chou never gave up his efforts. He quickly walked out of failure and continued to write his favorite songs, and his talent was gradually recognized by the society. Now, Jay Chou has become a creative singer and a famous youth idol in the music industry. Win without arrogance, lose with grace. When we succeed, we should not be proud, but strive for better results. But when we encounter setbacks, we must never give up easily. Gymnast Sang Lan was unfortunately paraplegic during a training session. Ruthless fate deprived her of all her rights as an athlete, which was a setback for her. But she didn't give up her passion for sports. After unremitting efforts, she finally grew into a new sports reporter for the disabled. The unremitting efforts of Jay Chou and Sang Lan are closely related to their success, because they didn't give up when they met with failure. Imagine if they cringed in the face of setbacks, would they succeed today? Therefore, I hope everyone will remember that when we encounter failure, everyone should smile and always smile.
Smile and face failure, and you will always be invincible! My speech is over.
Humorous and in-depth speech theme 6
Hello, teachers and students. The topic of my speech today is the value of life goals!
Everyone's life has a motive, and the value of everyone's life goal is different. When people set their goals in life, they also define their own values. The value of people's life goals can be divided into two types. One is to meet personal needs and enjoyment, although the value is not high. The other is to abandon personal enjoyment for the needs of all mankind. This is the value of a life goal. Take the first one as an example: the goal of such people since childhood is to live well for themselves and their families. We can all hear many childlike children say, "When I grow up, I want to be a big boss and earn a lot of money." However, there are two kinds of such people. The first is "a gentleman loves money and takes it wisely". There is nothing wrong with this kind of people getting money through proper means, and the other kind is to get what they want by any means at all costs. For example, some corrupt officials, in order to make money, do whatever it takes and end up on the road of no return. Such people are humble, humble and despised. This kind of life goal is the least valuable.
There is also a life goal that is lofty, great and most valuable. Similarly, we can hear many children say, "I want to be an inventor when I grow up and invent many things." This kind of personal enjoyment is abandoned for people and the happiness of mankind. This is undoubtedly beyond the reach of ordinary people. Madame Curie is the most outstanding representative of this period. When she worked hard and finally extracted radium, how much the world needed radium! If he applies for a patent, he can let future generations enjoy the splendor brought by this patent forever, and she will be immortal. But he gave up the patent. The purification method of radium was published without reservation.
There is no doubt that this goal in life is the most valuable.
Students, from now on, choose your life goals. Life goals can make your life have different values, live high and have the value of life!
My speech is over.
Thank you!
Humorous and in-depth speech theme 7
Dear teachers:
Hello everyone!
"The sun is always after the storm, and there is a clear sky on the dark clouds. Cherish all the touches, every hope is in your hands ... "A familiar melody rings gently in my ear.
If you fail, don't be discouraged. Because we are still very young, don't lose confidence in life because of a fall, don't waste your life, and firmly grasp youth! Only by working hard, struggling and challenging can we succeed. People who succeed in the end are often not talented people, but people who can persevere and endure setbacks.
The road of life is full of thorns and weeds, and the road of life is full of bumps. As Xian Xinghai said, a successful flower is cultivated through many rains, blood, mud and strong storms. Every celebrity is successful through hard work and setbacks.
Edison, after 13 months of hard work, invented the electric light, tried more than 6,000 kinds of materials and tested more than 7,000 times. Day after day, year after year, it was successfully realized. Gorky suffered from childhood and refused to give up learning. He often steals at the urging of his boss. Everything paid off and he finally became a writer. Unfortunately, Beethoven lost his hearing. In this case, he vowed to seize the throat of life, fight against fate to the end, and finally burn more and more brilliantly on the road of music. Bailey, when he was a child, his life was very bad, but it was in this harsh environment that he tempered his strong fighting spirit and eventually became the king of the ball.
As the saying goes, gold always shines. "Life has its ups and downs, and I am willing to share everything with you. It is inevitable to fall and wait, but we must also bravely look up ... "
There is no way to go because of the winding water flow in the mountains, and a mountain village suddenly appears in the willow-green flower bay.
Thank you all.
Humor and depth of speech theme 8
Hello, class. The topic of my speech today is "Success comes from self-confidence".
The phrase "self-confidence is the foundation of success" has deeply shocked the hearts of countless people, spread all over the world, inspired people to move forward countless times and been recognized by hundreds of millions of people. Why? Why did the simple seven words once travel all over the world? I'll tell you, because it's an ironclad fact, because it's an irrefutable maxim, because it's an eternal truth on earth.
Let's touch our heads and think about it Such examples can be seen everywhere in life. At first, Einstein was considered an imbecile. Not only did he never lose heart, but he still believed that "I was born useful" and worked hard to become a scientist. Edison also failed again and again in the experiment, but he didn't give up. He believed in himself and finally invented the light bulb. And Helen Keller, who was seriously ill when she was a child, lost her normal abilities and became deaf. In this case, because of her optimistic attitude towards life, she survived, not only becoming an excellent educator, but also helping many children like her.
In the dilemma again and again, if Einstein is not confident, then he will be mentally retarded all his life; If Edison loses confidence when he is deaf, he will always be a coward who has accomplished nothing; If Helen Keller degenerates negatively after her illness and has no confidence in life, then she will have to silently endure all the unfair fate given to her by God.
Numerous examples have proved that life needs self-confidence, and success can only be achieved with self-confidence. Students, let's open our confident hearts, create a better tomorrow with our hands, let our confident hearts fill the whole of China, let our confident voices ring, let our confident hands wave, let our confident sails fly, let us hear our inner call, hear loud voices, see thousands of waving hands and see the sails flying in trouble, and improve our confidence!
My speech is over, thank you!
Although my speech is really not very good, I will always make progress as long as I keep working hard. Maybe I can reach the other side of success by making a little progress every day. I must believe in myself and say, yes, I can! I hope my speech next week will be successful!
Humorous and in-depth speech theme 9
Teachers and students:
Hello everyone! Let me tell you a story first.
In a dense jungle in Africa, four scrawny men were walking, stumbling along with a heavy box on their backs. They followed the captain into the jungle to explore. During the break, when the task was about to be completed, the captain fell ill and died in the jungle.
Before he died, the captain entrusted the box he made to them and said very sincerely, "If you can give this box to my friends, you will get something more precious than gold."
After burying the captain, they went on their way with boxes on their shoulders. The road is getting harder and harder, and their strength is getting less and less, but they still summon up courage to move forward. Finally, one day, the green barrier suddenly opened. They finally walked out of the jungle and found the captain's friend, but the friend said, "I have nothing!" " "
So, when I opened the box, I saw a pile of useless wood! With such a story, it seems that the captain gave them a box of useless wood, which actually gave them the purpose of action and made them harvest something more precious than gold-life. This story tells us that learning and doing anything should have clear goals and objectives.
The deaf jumped the beautiful Guanyin with thousands of hands, the blind climbed Mount Everest, their legs and lower limbs were amputated, and they flew back to the blue sky ... Many things that normal people can't do, but these disabled people turned them into reality, which can't help but make people feel surprised and moved by their tenacious perseverance and never giving up. The main reason for their success is that they have the belief of winning, and they never give up.
"everything is established in advance, and it will be abolished if it is not predicted", which determines the goal of struggle. How can we persevere and never give up? Then we must have an action plan and a belief in success. This is your guide to action, and it is also a catalyst for you to tap and use your potential in your body.
If you think you are excellent, then you are really excellent; If you think small, you will fall behind others; If you imagine that you are brave, you will be really fearless; If you imagine brilliance, you will become great.
Because when you warm up your mind before you act, think of every detail you want to do, organize your mind, and then remember them deeply in your mind. When you act, you will be handy and cope with it.
Students, inspiration should have a clear goal, and the realization of the goal should have the belief of success. From now on, make them come true in your imagination-feel them, experience them and believe them. I believe that in the near future, you will see them finally come true.
My speech is over, thank you!
Humor and in-depth speech theme 10
Leaders, teachers and students:
Hello everyone!
There is a story: a long time ago, there was a young monk who wanted to learn to cut hair and help the monks in the temple shave their heads. So he began to practice with wax gourd, but every time he washed it with water, he always inserted a razor into it. It didn't take him long to learn how to shave his head. When he shaved someone's head for the first time and went to fetch water and wash his hair, he "conveniently" plugged in a razor. As a result, it is conceivable that the young monk became a murderer.
What on earth has hurt the kindness of the young monk?
The answer is simple. It's because he got into the habit of inserting a razor into the melon when he practiced with it. Although he thought it was a man rather than a melon when shaving his brother's head, his hands refused to listen and he habitually inserted the knife. So it was that little bad habit that hurt him.
Although this story is exaggerated, we can't be a young monk who cuts others' hair. But classmates, do you have similar bad habits? For example: spitting, swearing at will, swearing, littering, making a loud noise, chasing and fighting in the corridor, talking in self-study class, etc. If there are, they will bring you more or less trouble sooner or later.
This story once again warns us that once bad habits are formed, even the smallest ones are not easy to get rid of, and will eventually bring harm to ourselves and others.
Therefore, we should develop some good habits at ordinary times, which will benefit us a lot in all aspects: if we don't waste a minute at ordinary times, we will study hard and our grades will rise; Doing our part to maintain the health of the class is likely to make the class a "health model class". If every student does this, the school will become clean and beautiful, and we will feel comfortable studying and living. If you insist on exercising at ordinary times, you may show your grace at the sports meeting; Helping students explain problems may make them make new discoveries; Help your parents do some housework at home, and do your best not to add unnecessary trouble to your parents. ...
Students, good habits are half the battle. Form good habits. From now on, start from yourself!
Thank you!
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