Recently, many wild skiers have begun to gear up, planning to go to the nearest ski resort on weekends and do a gorgeous 1800 five-turn body.
In the fish ponds that can be seen everywhere in the north, the escaped figure skaters began to practice squatting on the spot, and began to perform 3A and 4T technical performances.
There are loud gongs and drums everywhere, red flags are waving, and the sea of ??people is like Daxing Airport before returning home.
Skating equipment from major sports professional brands has also become the best-selling New Year’s goods during the Spring Festival holiday.
Friends from the Northeast said disdainfully that skiing and skating should not be so complicated.
In the eyes of Dongbei Tiezi, anyone who dares to step onto the ice rink fully armed is a novice at first glance.
True Northeastern people have skating written in their genes.
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This article is reprinted from the public account "World Knowledge Bureau" (ID: sjzhishiju). The original article was first published on February 7, 2022. The original title was "After watching Northeastern "A human skating tool, my tailbone has been hurting for several days" does not represent the views of Outlook Think Tank.
Which ice figure skating company is better? That must be someone from the Northeast.
The scenery of the North with thousands of miles of ice and thousands of miles of snow has created a fatal attraction for ice sports to the people of the three northeastern provinces.
As soon as winter comes, Northeastern people automatically switch to gliding mode when traveling, and they can't stop at all kinds of fancy paces.
The long winter has frozen the vast land outside the customs into a natural ice rink wherever you look.
A layman who has been pupating in a bee mound on the ice for several months, eating and sleeping, can break you into a knife.
In addition to taking advantage of the right time and place, the Northeastern people's diligent study and practice at any time and anywhere have also made tens of thousands of wild Yuzuru.
There is a legend that babies born in the three northeastern provinces will jump inward to hook up with ice hooks as soon as they land.
As the saying goes, the punch never leaves the mouth and the tune never leaves the hand.
As soon as the glass freezes, Northeasterners are all over the place. Not only are they proficient in movement techniques, but their skills in picking up equipment from local materials have also allowed veterans from the three northeastern provinces to see what kind of slippery slopes they have. What kind of invention patent?
Various pots and pans that are common in home life are the most common auxiliary tools for skiing.
While South Korean professional skaters are still figuring out how to turn their elbows outwards, the short track speed skating amateurs in the Northeast have already learned how to pass people in corners while sitting on a home basin.
This kind of skating artifact is a must-have for home travel and high-altitude cross-country. It is cheap, easy to use and adapts to local conditions.
Children under 1.3 meters in height use small washbasins, while adults consciously replace them with large plastic basins. If they want to be successful activists who are not afraid of being embarrassed, they will also bring out the large iron basins that they use to fill their dumplings.
When skating, pick up the 45-angle steep slope on the edge of the river and jump down high. No matter how many lumps are stuck in your pelvic floor, you can slide out in one fell swoop and land directly in Sanya. .
Skiing with a basin is just a beginner’s skill for experienced skiers.
According to the garbage classification rules of Northeastern people, no paper shell can successfully enter the pulp recycling plant.
In the winter, use a large paper shell to hold apples and oranges. After unscrewing the fruits inside, stick a few layers of tape on the gaps at the bottom.
Those who are more particular will also lay down layers of mesh bags for wrapping fruits, so that those who can make do with it can just squat down and pull it out with both hands. Those who can put cotton covers on old carpets are often wealthy families.
After being tightly wound into a flat-bottomed square tripod, this sharp-edged, special-shaped skating artifact has become an enlightenment teaching aid for many Northeastern children in ice sports.
People pull and push each other into the ditch, taking turns to sit on the ice and push each other. The speed of the relay is no less than that of a professional ice rink.
Basic chemical ski tools like paper boxes, which have sufficient protection but insufficient acceleration, cannot be discerned by advanced players.
Competitors who want to achieve good results on the slide invariably favor fertilizer bags: Jin Jia La can not only increase the wheat yield by 1,800 per acre, but also make everyone who wears it The Northeast player immediately transformed into an elf on the ice.
At first glance, it looks like a special exhibition of a fertilizer brand, but the silky smoothness of the fertilizer bag when coated with ice makes it look like eating black chocolate.
Especially in the "high platform skating" event that they are good at, they can go down the slope in one go. In addition to the dull pain deep in their sphincter muscles, the faces of the athletes still look peaceful.
When you can’t find a fertilizer bag, the convenient garbage bag becomes a simple and practical shirt.
Put the two handles on your feet, put them on the hillside and slide down the hillside after being fully dressed, you can create a beautiful drift, and the pull-back feeling brought by the height difference is no less than that of short track speed skating.
Unfortunately, the 5-speed automatic is used from beginning to end. It only starts at the start without decelerating. When it encounters some stones, coal and ash, it can only roll and crawl to a stop on the face.
Often when you successfully land on the ice, people will say: What is the use of this tail bone?
In addition to using local materials, Northeasterners are better at creating.
Old Northeast craftsmen who have spent half their lives crawling on the ice are most familiar with various handmade skating tools.
The leader among them is the one-legged donkey who can't even be stopped by the main force of the national ice hockey team when running seriously.
With a wooden block as small as a blackboard eraser and two iron drills, you can squat without worrying about numbness in your legs.
Not only does it skate very fast and can compete with skates, it is also very flexible and can perform difficult movements such as circles, pirouettes, and turns. If you skate well, it will be a beautiful scenery on the ice.
With its curious appearance, anti-ergonomic gameplay, and nickname that combines both form and spirit, the one-legged donkey has become the most common figure skating equipment in the three eastern provinces.
A century after its birth, the steel-frame bobsleigh was not resumed as a competition event in the Winter Olympics until recent years, but it continues to be viable in the three northeastern provinces thousands of miles away.
The small kang table that had been discarded from my grandma’s house was restored as it was before, and I could slide it over and over on my stomach. The speed was 80 miles, and I also practiced "green environmental protection".
Scratch the polished table surface and have a slip of faith. Ignoring the negative impact of having your head buzzing when you bump into a teammate, you are as cool as a thousand.
If you want to be safer and more elegant, try the skating pony.
However, the little Mazaar that the Northeastern people play on the ice is not the shoe-changing stool you think of, but a next-generation mobile weapon with a futuristic sci-fi feel.
In addition to science fiction, there is also magic.
Northeastern’s brooms can not only clean and sweep, but also allow the next generation of malleable talents with championship dreams to jump across the ice repeatedly.
Squatting on the broomstick, Qi Luck Dantian tied the chassis, and then picked up two reed poles. Whoever saw it wouldn't say, this is Harry Potter chasing the Golden Snitch.
There is no need to go to Universal Studios, as long as there is a dream in your heart and ice under your feet, there is no place like Hogwarts.
After seeing the Northeastern people’s skill of “throwing it away if you don’t pick it up when going out” and their outstanding creativity in using local materials, some people may want to ask: How come these three northeastern provinces have stabbed the skating seedlings?
Don’t say it yet, this is really right.
Just like the Cantonese people who use stewed goose as professional title training, it is not an urban legend that the Northeastern people have short track speed skating in the exam.
If you want to go to a good high school in the three northeastern provinces, you need to rely on hanging beams to stab your butt, and secondly, you need to play slippery.
Heilongjiang Province not only requires primary and secondary schools to provide compulsory skating courses, but also requires that skating across the 3-meter line is a required item for the high school entrance examination.
Have you ever seen that before the winter vacation every year in major schools in the Northeast, everyone has two skates and a pair of sleds, making it difficult to tell whether the lake in front of them is Yancheng Lake or the Qitai River.
Unique geographical advantages, a broad mass base, and a strong sense of pride and honor.
The vast land of the three northeastern provinces has naturally produced athletes capable of supporting the Chinese Winter Olympics delegation.
The five players in the short track speed skating mixed relay team that won a gold medal for the Chinese delegation at the Winter Olympics are all Northeastern silver medalists.
I have been accustomed to the speed and passion on the ice since I was a child, so competing for speed is not a problem.
Su Yiming, who won the silver medal in the men’s snowboarding slopestyle competition, is from Jilin.
He is not only an athlete, but also an actor. He is the little Shuanzi who skis faster than an adult in "Take Tiger Mountain".
From CCTV6 to CCTV5.
From veterans such as Chen Lu and Wang Meng to newcomers such as Jin Boyang and Fan Kexin, generations of ice and snow champions have filled the skies above the three eastern provinces with the loud national anthem every season.
The high skull tops and three-dimensional brow ridges common in cold regions at high latitudes also make the champions here have smaller heads and straight nose bridges.
In the eyes of people from other provinces and cities, the vast land that was supposed to be a place for fishing alone in the snow on the cold river took on a different kind of vitality from the moment it froze on the ice.
The long winter that lasted for half a year made this land quiet, popular and lost a lot of vitality.
However, generations of Northeast veterans who are optimistic by nature have not only revitalized outdoor sports in the three northeastern provinces, but also added simple fun to the winter ice.
Although some people complained, such simple equipment is not worth mentioning. Some people even ridiculed that the reason why ice sports is a niche is because it belongs to the canary of the wealthy class. This way of bringing down aristocratic sports is too undesirable.
Whether you call it wild or optimistic, in the hearts of Northeastern people, as long as they can skate comfortably on the ice and fall happily, there is no need to care about anything else.
Just like what friends from the Northeast often say: If you have any unpleasant feelings, come to the Northeast and skate for a while, you will be solved.
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