Can you eat dumplings?

This is a great question. Why have you never paid attention to such an important issue before? Starting from today, you must learn from the original poster and be sure to pay attention to new things, major events, and strange things! Can you eat dumplings? First of all, we need to define what a dumpling is. If it is not made of flour, but made of lime powder, it is probably not edible. Of course, even if it is made of flour, if the flour is black heart flour or the flour has expired and spoiled, it is probably not edible;

Secondly, consider whether the stuffing is made of vegetables or meat, and then define what is vegetables and what is meat. Even meat and vegetables can be divided into good and bad. If it is made with cat meat or chewy meat, not many people can eat it. If it is made with gutter oil and people know about it, it will not be good, because the oil flowing in the sewer is used to mix the dumpling fillings, let alone eat them. Even the person mixing the stuffing might have vomited. Wouldn't it be even more disgusting if he vomited into the stuffing?

The third step is to analyze the made dumplings. They must have been cooked and well cooked. This also involves what to use to cook them and what to use to eat them after cooking. If there is no bottom, Even though the food was in a bowl, it was impossible to eat because all the food was lost before it could be eaten. You also need to consider how long it has been left. If the dumplings are cooked and left for a century, they may become dumpling fossils. If they are eaten again, they are eating cultural relics. Eating cultural relics is a crime, so they cannot be eaten.

The last question is, who eats it? Should humans eat it, pigs eat it, or trees eat it? If it is eaten by plants, it may not be eaten directly. It must wait until it ferments and rots and becomes fertilizer before it can be eaten.

Livestock? Some of them cannot be eaten, such as little white rabbits and little sheep. I guess it is unlikely that these white and docile people will eat them. Of course, there are many livestock that can eat them. For example, let’s discuss the issue of whether pigs can eat them or not. , first of all, you have to consider whether it is a dead pig or a live pig. Even if it is a live pig, you must also consider whether the pig has become a monk. If the pig believes in Buddhism, especially Chinese Buddhism, it cannot be eaten. It is a religious issue. You should also consider it.

As for people, no matter what kind of people eat, the dead may not take the initiative to eat, unless they forcefully stuff the dumplings in, which would be boring. People who are so full that they burp cannot eat, otherwise they will vomit it out. There are also southerners who like to eat glutinous rice balls and would refuse to eat dumplings even to death. You can't force them to do so. If you drive them crazy, you will be held criminally liable. It's not worth it. If the dumplings are filled with meat, vegetarians Probably not eating it, at least not openly...

The issue of dumplings is a big one and we have to consider it carefully!

At the end of the analysis, we came to the conclusion: Whether dumplings can be eaten is a major life, social, and biological issue. The analysis and exploration are very complex. It is recommended that the country set up a special scientific research fund to specifically Let’s study this topic. If there is a breakthrough, I believe that the next Nobel Prize will be awarded to us Chinese, because dumplings are a Chinese patent! Shhh, keep your voice down, don’t let Koreans hear it~~~