If You Are the One classic lines:
Mr. Fan (played by Fan Wei): Look, do we speak Chinese or English?
Qin Fen (played by Ge You): You decide, whichever one sounds smooth to you?
Mr. Fan: Let’s speak our mother tongue. Nice to Meet You...
If You Are the One classic line lt; 2gt;:
Qin Fen's marriage proposal:
If you want to find a handsome guy, don't come here If you're looking for a wallet, look no further. Those with a master's degree or above are exempt from discussion, and female entrepreneurs (except small businessmen and hawkers) are exempt from discussion, otherwise we will both be disappointed. Men with both talent and appearance like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not come to seek your hand in marriage. Of course, I have no dreams of Notting Hill. If you were really a fairy, I wouldn't be able to catch you. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial and I'd be blown away at just one glance. Just an average person who looks fashionable, is conservative on the inside, and is healthy both physically and mentally. It would be more reliable if it was a little more graceful. I like women who can fold clothes. Every time they are washed, ironed and folded, they look like they were just bought from the store. That's specific enough. Let me introduce myself. I am not young anymore. I am an international student. I have lived abroad for more than ten years. I have never gone to school seriously. I have developed survival skills in my wasted time. Now I have learned nothing and returned from overseas. To be honest, I should He is characterized as a "three-nothing pseudo-turtle" with no company, no stocks, and no degree. OPEN personality, half-to-half personality, not quite honest, but naturally timid, and I would not kill someone unless it was against the law. Generally speaking, he is a person who is beneficial and harmless to people and society.
If you are interested, please call us. If you are the one, please do not bother.
If You Are the One classic lines:
Qin Fen: Aren’t you making trouble? I posted a matrimonial advertisement.
Blind date (played by Feng Yuanzheng): Your advertisement did not say that men are exempt from dating.
Ge You: Isn’t that nonsense? I'm not gay. Are you...
Blind Date: I am. How do you know you're not? I used to think that I wasn't, but later I realized that I didn't dare to face it.
Qin Fen: Can I still find a man? I'm not gay.
Blind Date: How do you know that you are not? I used to think that I was not. You dare not face it, you do not have the courage.
Qin Fen: You took the first step, I haven’t reached that state yet.
Qin Fen: I also reflect on why I am so vulgar and have such a big heart. Why can’t I fit in a man and make room for a woman? Guess what, another woman fills it in!
If You Are the One classic line lt;4gt;:
Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?
Qin Fen: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.
Shu Qi: We can’t fall in love even after we meet each other. Love at first sight is not about you falling in love with me or me falling in love with you at first sight, it’s not about sight, it’s about smell. We are attracted and fascinated by each other’s scent, do you understand?
... ...
Qin Fen: Then I have to pay. He took advantage of me and asked me to drink with the resentful woman. You are too arrogant to me.
If You Are the One’s classic line <5>:
Qin Fen: Do you want to barge in the door? How to get to your house?
Blind date (played by Luo Haiqiong): First take a plane to Kunming, then take a day's long-distance bus to Mengzi, then take a car to Pingbian, then take a day's tractor ride, and a day's oxcart ride to reach us. Home.
Qin Fen: If we are not good, can we get divorced?
Blind Date: My brother will break your legs.
If You Are the One classic line lt;6gt;:
Qin Fen: Are you unwilling to find someone with a good body? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.
Blind date (played by Che Xiao): Only soft persimmons are delicious.
Qin Fen: You are as sick as a young man, so you are not worried about the quality of your marriage? Your age, let me put it bluntly, is the age where you are like a wolf and a tiger.
Blind Date: Do you think the basis of love is sex? Nothing happened? You can still grow old together, of course I mean not at all, but don't do it too often.
Qin Fen: Then how long do you think intimacy is considered too frequent?
Blind Date: This is my ideal.
Qin Fen: You said?
Blind date: (holds out a finger)
Qin Fen: Once a month?
Blind Date: Once a year.
Blind date: If you agree, we will continue to contact you.
Qin Fen: I don’t agree. I understand why your husband doesn’t come home. We are getting married and you can’t find where I live. What a pity.
The blind date pondered for a long time and asked: "Is that so interesting?"
After a while, Ge You replied softly: "Yes!"
If You Are the One classic lines lt;7gt;:
Blind Date (Viv Hsu): Didn’t you say you don’t care whether the child is your biological child?
Qin Fen: I can approve of orphans, but having both parents is another matter. It might not be appropriate to put a Mercedes-Benz logo on the front of a BMW.
Blind date: Is it okay if you can open it?
Qin Fen: But what if something breaks down, Mercedes-Benz’s parts are not suitable, and BMW doesn’t care to repair it? When it comes to marrying a wife and having children, I'd better be self-reliant and not accept any foreign aid!
If You Are the One’s classic line lt;8gt;:
Qin Fen: If you bought it at a low price like me, are you prepared to hold it for a long time? Or just for short-term fun?
Hu Ke: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time and then forget it.
If You Are the One classic line lt;9gt;:
Qin Fen: I think marriage proposal is a very unreliable thing for me. On the Internet, where are all the girls who are good-looking and pleasing to the eye who are either frigid or harboring evil intentions and have a clean mental health history? How come I can’t meet any of them?
Shu Qi: Don’t beat around the bush and curse people. Who is mentally unhealthy? Do you have a clean history?
Qin Fen: I didn’t say anything about you. You are not a good-looking person.
Shu Qi: ...
Qin Fen: To use the word "pleasing" is to underestimate you. You have to be the kind of person who is stunningly beautiful, can catch a glimpse of people in the crowd, and is not inferior to Diana even if you marry into the royal family. For some people, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it is not too much to say that beauty is in the eyes of the enemy.
If You Are the One classic lines lt;10gt;:
Qin Fen: You are here with me, but your heart is elsewhere...
Shu Qi: You don’t have to accept it, I Know this isn't fair to you.
Qin Fen: Then can you allow me to let my body wander sometimes while my heart is with you?
Shu Qi: Not allowed.
If You Are the One classic line lt;11gt;:
Shu Qi: What do you like about me?
Qin Fen: Did I say I like you?
Shu Qi: Be honest, this is the prerequisite for us to be together in the future.
Qin Fen: The prerequisite for me to be with you is that I can’t find anyone who is stupider than you before.
Shu Qi: I won’t be so stupid again.
Qin Fen: You, you don’t have the ability to think half-heartedly. You don’t even know how to act when the situation arises. It’s all written on your face. I put this here, you haven't turned over this page yet, but once you turn over to a new page, you will still be wholehearted. This is why I tolerate your current behavior. You are stupid, I am not stupid.
Shu Qi: What if I learned the lesson and became smarter? Your wishful thinking soon came to nothing?
Qin Fen: Well, I will sell you to the natives of Hokkaido tomorrow, and let you serve them for fishing and hunting all your life, giving birth to a lot of children, coming and going in the wind and rain, and not having enough to eat. , your clothes are not covering your body, and you want to run away, you will be beaten severely when you are caught, and in three years you will be tortured into a dark, skinny, dry little old lady who hides from everyone.
Qin Fen: Is there anything I can’t miss? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you as a gift.
If You Are the One classic lines lt;12gt;:
Qin Fen: Once he gives his heart to you, your body will be sentenced to life imprisonment.
Wu Sang (Qin Fen’s friend): You just like people who look good.
Qin Fen: What’s wrong with being good-looking? What’s wrong with me improving the descendants of our Qin family? Do you have to meet an ugly person and think about how to escape from prison every day to feel comfortable?
If You Are the One classic lines lt;13gt;:
Qin Fen: Are you sure he doesn’t understand Chinese?
Friend Qin Fen: OK.
Qin Fen: Well, let’s start with childhood...
Qin Fen confessed for 4 hours, and the pastor couldn’t stand it anymore.
Pastor: Our church is too small to accommodate his sins. There is a larger church in front.
If You Are the One classic line lt;14gt;:
Shu Qi: Oh, how pitiful! The gap between what I thought and what I actually saw was huge. Do you want me to find a psychiatrist for you?
Qin Fen: No doctor can heal my spiritual trauma, you are my best medicine.
Shu Qi: Aren’t you afraid that I am poison?
Qin Fen: You have to drink the poison!
If You Are the One classic lines lt;15gt;:
Qin Fen: Four sisters, together they are three hundred years old, how can we not despair?