Lincoln worked as a lawyer before becoming president. On one occasion, he appeared in court to defend a defendant. The plaintiffs' lawyers harped on a simple argument for more than two hours, and the audience grew impatient. When it was Lincoln's turn to defend, he first took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and took a sip, then put on his coat and took a sip, repeating this five or six times. Lincoln didn't say a word, just let the audience laugh after understanding. Amid laughter, Lincoln began his defense speech.
Facial
President Lincoln was unremarkable, but he often made fun of himself with disapproval. While running for president, he debated Democrat Douglas, who called him two-faced. To this, Lincoln replied coolly: "Now let us all judge. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this face?
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A woman urged Lincoln to grant her son the rank of colonel. "Sir," she said to Lincoln, "my grandfather fought in Lexington and my father fought in New Orleans." My husband was killed in action at Monterey. Lincoln said: "Madam, I think your family has done enough for the country, and it's time to give others a chance.
Shoe shine
A visitor to Lincoln Foreign diplomats happened upon Lincoln polishing his own shoes. "Mr. President, do you often polish your own shoes?" Lincoln replied: "Yes, what's the matter? Do you often shine other people's shoes?"
No objection
One night, Lincoln went to bed after a busy day. Suddenly, the phone rang loudly. It turned out to be an incorrigible instructor telling him that a customs supervisor had just died, and the man asked Lincoln if he could replace him. Lincoln replied: "If the people in the funeral home agree, of course I have no objection.
Replyer: Swallow_King - Fourth Level Manager 12-5 20:09
Among all the previous presidents of the United States, Lincoln had the greatest sense of humor. He left many interesting anecdotes, here are a few excerpts for readers' enjoyment.
Silent Taunt
Lincoln was a lawyer before becoming president. On one occasion, he appeared in court as the defendant's attorney. The plaintiff's lawyer argued for more than two hours on a simple argument, which made the audience impatient. When it was Lincoln's turn to defend, he first took off his coat and put it on the table. He picked up the cup and took a sip, then put on his coat and took a sip, repeating this process five or six times without saying a word. He just let the audience laugh after understanding.
President Lincoln was unremarkable, but he often made fun of himself when he was running for president. He debated with Democrat Douglas. The latter called him double-faced. To this, Lincoln replied coolly: "Now let us all judge, if I had another face, do you think I would wear this face?"
Make enough contributions
A woman urged Lincoln to grant her son the rank of colonel. "Sir," she said to Lincoln, "my grandfather fought at Lexington, my father fought at New Orleans, and my husband was killed at Monterey." Lincoln said, "Ma'am, I think your family Having done enough for the country, it’s time to give others a chance.
Shine your shoes
A foreign diplomat visiting Lincoln accidentally discovered Lincoln polishing his own shoes. "Mr. President, do you often shine your own shoes?" Lincoln replied, "Yes, what's the matter?" Do you often shine other people's shoes? "
No objection
One night, Lincoln went to bed after a busy day. Suddenly, the phone rang loudly. It turned out to be an incorrigible instructor telling him that a customs supervisor had just died. , the man asked Lincoln if he could take his place. Lincoln replied: "If the people at the funeral home have no objection, of course I have no objection.
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Interesting anecdotes about Lincoln
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Among all the presidents of the United States, Lincoln was the one with the most sense of humor. He left many interesting anecdotes, a few of which are excerpted here for readers’ enjoyment.
Silent Taunt
Lincoln was a lawyer before becoming president. On one occasion, he appeared in court as the defendant's advocate. Plaintiffs' attorneys harped on a simple argument for more than two hours, boring the audience. When it was Lincoln's turn to defend, he first took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and took a sip, then put on his coat and took a sip, repeating this five or six times. Lincoln didn't say a word, just let the audience laugh after understanding. Amid laughter, Lincoln began his defense speech.
Facial
President Lincoln was unremarkable, but he often made fun of himself with disapproval. While running for president, he debated Democrat Douglas, who called him two-faced. To this, Lincoln replied coolly: "Now let us all judge. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this face?
Make enough contribution< /p>
A woman urged Lincoln to grant her son the rank of colonel. "Sir," she said to Lincoln, "my grandfather fought in Lexington and my father fought in New Orleans." My husband was killed in action at Monterey. Lincoln said: "Madam, I think your family has done enough for the country, and it's time to give others a chance.
Shoe shine
A visitor to Lincoln Foreign diplomats happened upon Lincoln polishing his own shoes. "Mr. President, do you often shine your own shoes?" Lincoln replied: "Yes, what's the matter? Do you often shine other people's shoes?"
No objection
One night, Lincoln went to bed after a busy day. Suddenly, the phone rang loudly. It turned out to be an incorrigible instructor telling him that a customs supervisor had just died, and the man asked Lincoln if he could replace him. Lincoln replied: "If the undertaker agrees, I certainly have no objection."
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When Abraham Lincoln was a student, he had an exam and the teacher asked him: "Do you want to answer one difficult question, or two easy questions?"
"Answer a difficult question." Lincoln said confidently.
"Then answer: Where do eggs come from?"
"Eggs laid by chickens."
"Where do chickens come from?" What?"
"Teacher, this is the second question."
When Lincoln was working as a lawyer in Springfield, he walked into town one day. When a car came from behind him, he stopped the driver and said, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?"
"Why?
"Why not?" The driver replied: "But how can I return the coat to you?"
"Oh, that's easy, I want to wrap my head in the coat."
Silent Laughter
Lincoln was a lawyer before becoming president. On one occasion, he appeared in court as a defense attorney for the defendant. The plaintiffs' attorneys harped on a simple argument for more than two hours, irritating the audience. When it was Lincoln's turn to defend, he first took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and took a sip, then put on his coat and took a sip, repeating this five or six times. Lincoln didn't say a word, just let the audience laugh after understanding. Amid laughter, Lincoln began his defense speech.
Facial
President Lincoln was ordinary, but he often made fun of himself without thinking about it. While running for president, he debated Democrat Douglas, who called him two-faced. To this, Lincoln replied coolly: "Now let us all judge. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this face?
Make enough contribution< /p>
A woman urged Lincoln to grant her son the rank of colonel. "Sir," she said to Lincoln, "my grandfather fought in Lexington and my father fought in New Orleans." My husband was killed in action at Monterey.
Lincoln said: "Madam, I think your family has done enough for the country, and it's time to give others a chance.
Shoe shine
A visitor to Lincoln Foreign diplomats happened upon Lincoln polishing his own shoes. "Mr. President, do you often polish your own shoes?" Lincoln replied: "Yes, what's the matter? Do you often shine other people's shoes?"