Tell me a joke, not many, just the most classic and funniest ones.

On a business trip, as soon as I left the station, an aunt came over: "Young man, are you staying in a hotel?" I said, "No." The aunt immediately changed her tone to an ambiguous tone: "There is a little girl, she is very beautiful." Sweating profusely, she said: "There are no little girls." The aunt immediately changed her words: "Old maids, there are old maids too, they are cheaper." Sweating again, she said: "I don't want a girl." The aunt was silent and whispered: "Well, there are boys! ”

About a friend. Female, pure on the outside, little bh on the inside~~Change to the first person~~~

One morning in high school, I got up late, so I took a taxi and sat in the passenger seat. The driver is a handsome guy in his twenties, Gaga.

Dong dong dong... my brother's cell phone rang.

Brother: Yo, my girlfriend is on duty. Sister, come on, take it and tease me.

Me: (shyly lowering his head slightly) No.

Brother: Ah, nothing. Woman, if there is no pressure, I don’t know if you are okay...

Me: Then let me answer~ ~

.....Beep...

On the phone: Hey, honey...

Me: Yawn~ Oh, what are you doing? I'm still sleeping...

￥% &￥#%...@￥

The car stumbled, braked on the side of the road...grabbed the phone...< /p>

Brother: Hey, hey, listen to my explanation, hey, it’s not... hey... that... hey! ~~(+﹏+)~

Beep sound......................Hang up the phone.

My brother looked at me with a troubled face and cried loudly like a mistress...

I don’t know, right? (╯ ╰) ╮

Once, I needed to contact a classmate because I had something to do, but his number was not saved in my phone, so I sent a text message to another classmate who was very familiar with him, "You Do you have XXX’s phone number?” Then I waited patiently for a reply. After 5 minutes, I finally received a reply. I couldn't wait to open the text message and wrote "yes". In desperation, I could only text this big brother again, "So, please tell me?" I waited another five minutes and received a reply. I couldn't wait to open it again, and the other two words were written clearly, "OK"!

I was very young. And you? Are you old?