police and thieves
keep watch. I snapped,' What are you doing?' The thief said in a panic,' Nothing, just looking for money.' I said,' Looking for money? Then take your time and I'll sleep in this room. Let me know when you find it.' However, one of the guys said to me viciously,' I'm not interested in you! You stay here honestly, and if you want to shout, you must go and ask the patrolman to take you away. "
Sun Fang pointed to the crack of the door:" Look, here is another note. " Pick up the note and read: "Now you know who invited you two to the theatre!" "
Sun Fang asked the nanny, "Didn't you close the door tightly?"
The nanny shook her head: "No, I didn't lock it. But it was locked last night. "
Sun Fang: "So, why not lock it tonight?"
Nanny: "Well, it's the turn of fire prevention tonight. I left the door unlocked so that I could easily escape. Besides, considering that you two will come back from the theatre soon ... "
The living room in Room 411 〓〓〓
Zhang Aihong:" Mom, do you know? People downstairs were stolen yesterday and a lot of money was stolen. "
Bu Yamei opened her eyes and repeatedly exclaimed, "Ah, cheated! Alas, I also blame the thief for saying that being a cadre is really bureaucratic. Otherwise, I won't catch him. "
Pet Store 〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓 Throw the dog to the boss.
The boss smiled and said, "Calm down, madam. Listen to me. It's not my fault. The dog's former owner was a millionaire, so such a small amount of money will not be taken seriously by it. "
Night in Room p>111
Close-up: Chen Xian dug a hole in the wall of Liu Qijia's house.
Chen Xian first tested and explored with a rope, and then put his foot in.
Liu Qi was aware of this and took out the noose softly. When Chen Xian's feet came in, the noose shrank and caught Chen Xian's feet.
Chen Xianlian begged for mercy: "Please let me go, I won't dare again."
Liu Qi smiled: "Second child, I'll buy you a drink."
Chen Xian: "My name is fourth, not second, and I don't like drinking."
Liu qi: "not you, I said that your feet are the second child." Pick up the kettle on the tea stove and pour it on Chen Xian's feet.
Chen Xian cried out in pain, "Grandpa, I can't live!"
Liu qi: "drink if you can't, and get drunk!" " Keep watering.
Chen Xian howled, "Ouch! Grandpa, how many more? "
Liu qi: "there's another pot!"
Chen Xian was dragged into the house, and his calf trembled: "If I hadn't left my mobile phone in your room in a hurry, I wouldn't have come to you."
Liu Qi: "Because you left your mobile phone in my room in a hurry, I think you will come to me even if you die." Found stolen goods such as jewelry and gold rings from Chen Xian: "Friend, if you can answer me a question, I won't send you to the public security bureau."
Chen xian: "well, what's the problem? Grandpa, just ask. "
Liu Qi: "Can you tell me how you managed to sneak into the bedroom without waking his wife?"
Chen Xian: "Sir, you are a hungry person who doesn't know the sufferings of the hungry. When I committed the crime, I only focused on things and didn't have time to see other people's wives. "
Liu qi: "for the rich, the biggest temptation is beauty; For the poor, the biggest temptation is money first, and then beauty. "
Chen Xian: "It is better to be an upright person."
Liu qi: "why?"
Chen Xian: "I stole a dog a few days ago and wanted to sell it, but no one wanted it. Later, I returned it to its owner. When the dog owner was happy, he gave me ten yuan and even claimed' thank you'."
the court court
was packed. The spectators looked serious.
Liu Qi enters the screen: "I want to see the Chen Xian who got into my house the other night."
Policeman: "Why do you want to see him?"
Liu qi: "I want to know how he got into someone's room at night and didn't wake their wife."
Wen Hao said impatiently, "Didn't I tell you that I don't want to see you again?"
Chen Xian: "Yes, Mr. Judge. I told the police the same thing, but they just didn't believe me. "
Wen Hao: "Unfortunately, you are in hot water again."
Chen Xian: "I'm not the only one who is in hot water. Others are also in hot water. I'm just a person who makes the water boil."
Wen Hao: "You just left prison, why don't you repent?"
Chen Xian said dejectedly, "Everyone says,' Failure is the mother of success'. I thought I could succeed this time."
Wen Hao said to Chen Xian, "You've been stealing all your life, and you haven't earned a dollar aboveboard, have you?"
Chen Xian: "No, except for ten yuan-that's the ten yuan I got when I helped you with your luggage at the station last time."
Wen Hao: "Did you commit a crime?"
Chen Xian: "I was brought to court to find out this problem, wasn't it?"
Wen Hao: "I told you last time that you need to turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf in the future. Why did you come again today?"
Chen Xian: "I told this to the policeman who arrested me, but he insisted on dragging me here."
Wen Hao: "What were you doing when the police arrived?"
Chen xian: "I'm waiting."
Wen Hao: "What are you waiting for?"
Chen Xian: "Waiting to get the money!"
Wen Hao: "Who will give you the money?"
Chen Xian: "Of course it's the person I'm waiting for."
Wen Hao: "Why did he give you money?"
Chen Xian: "Because I have been waiting for him."
Wen Hao: "That's enough! What exactly do you do? "
Chen Xian: "I am a kidnapper."
Wen Hao looked solemn: "Chen Xian, are you married?"
Chen Xian hung his head: "Yes."
Wen Hao: "Who is the first wife?"
Chen Xian plays around: "A woman."
Wen Hao said sternly, "Don't be clever. Every man knows that he is marrying a woman."
Mr. Chen put his hand in his pocket: "Your honor, you can't say that. For example, your mother has to marry a man."
Wen Hao suddenly pointed his Xiao Mu at the defendant angrily and shouted, "The man pointed at by this Xiao Mu is a total scoundrel."
Chen Xian sneered: "Your Honor, which end do you mean by Xiao Mu?"
Wen Hao quickly put down Xiao Mu's hammer and said seriously, "Is the process of your crime completely consistent with what the prosecutor said?"
Chen Xian: "No, not exactly. However, this set of programs he said is also very inspiring to me. "
Wen Hao glared at Chen Xian: "Chen Xian, don't flout the law, behave yourself, and don't put your hands in your pockets."
Chen Xian rolled his eyes: "I simply don't know what to do! Put your hands in other people's pockets and you punish me; Put it in your pocket and you call me rude. "
Wen Hao rings the bell: "Silence! Don't tease in court. Chen Xian, what crime have you committed? "
Chen Xian: "I broke the window of the jewelry store with a hammer and took a diamond necklace."
Wen Hao: "Oh, so it's a flagrante delicto."
Chen Xian: "No, I was arrested the next day when I asked them for a hammer."
Wen Hao: "The record shows that you have drunk, escaped after a car accident, armed robbery, gambling, tax evasion and other illegal acts. You have an old criminal record. How can you justify yourself?"
Chen Xian sighed: "Alas, judge, to err is human."
Wen Hao: "Chen Xian, four people saw you steal. How can you say you are innocent?"
Chen Xian: "Judge, but I can also point out thousands of people who didn't see me commit the crime. Your honor, if someone calls me a rhinoceros, can I sue him for malicious slander? "
Wen Hao paused: "This-of course. When did he take you as a rhinoceros?"
Chen Xian mused: "I figured, it seems, oh, yes, it was three years ago."
Wen Hao said in surprise, "What? Three years ago, how did you want to sue today? "
Chen Xian said shyly, "Judge, I have never seen a rhinoceros before. I didn't know what a rhinoceros looks like until two months ago."
Wen Hao: "Have you ever stolen anything?"
Chen Xian: "Sometimes."
Wen Hao: "Where did you steal it?"
Chen xian: "everywhere."
Wen Hao: "All right, I'll lock you up first."
Chen Xian asked anxiously, "When will you let me out?"
Wen Hao smiled and said, "Sooner or later."
Public Security Bureau Detention Center 〓 〓
Prisoner A: "We meet again!"
Chen xian: "what can I do? People have less and less money in their pockets, and my income can't afford a more expensive residence than here. " Squinting at prisoner A and prisoner B, "whoever can prove that he came to prison first is the boss."
prisoner a: "when I came to the prison, this prison was not built yet."
prisoner b examines prisoner a: "why didn't I see you when I came?"
Chen Xian: "Where did you two go when I came?"
Reception Room of Public Security Bureau Detention Center 〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓1
Chen Xian: "That's right, lawyer. 18 is equal to getting rich. For this auspicious number, I always work day and night, sleepless nights. I believe that if all people work as nervously as I do, our country will soon embark on the road of prosperity. "
Li Yong: "Why did you rob others?"
Chen xian: "how can you say rob-lawyer? I just took it away before I had time to discuss it with others. "
Li Yong: "You are so bold, openly in broad daylight ..."
Chen Xian: "Lawyer, my work never divides day and night."
Li Yong: "It would be great if you could prove that you weren't there when the theft happened. Did anyone see you at that time? "
Chen Xian: "No, fortunately no one saw it."
Li Yong: "Did you really pry open the repeat store and rob 581,111 yuan from it?"
Chen xian: "I swear to god, I really didn't do that. Now, I am penniless. "
Li Yong: "In this case, if you have no money to pay my fee, how can I be your defense lawyer?"
Looking at Li Yong's back outside the painting, the prison guard turned to Chen Xian and said, "You have been here for many days, but none of your family has visited you. They have gone too far."
Chen Xian sighed, "I can't blame them. Mother is too old to protect herself; Neither of the two sons can leave the cell one step, so naturally they can't come to see me. "
Court Court 〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓
Chen xian: "what a mistake! They are full of nonsense. There was no moonlight and darkness that night, and they couldn't see me at all. "
Wen Hao: "Please tell me without hiding, why do you want to steal from repeat customers?"
Chen Xian: "This shop is closest to my residence. You know, the current social security is chaotic, and I dare not leave home for too long. "
Wen Hao: "What was on your mind when you stole that coat from a repeat store?"
Chen Xian replied without shame: "I was thinking that if others can't catch me, I will have a warm coat to wear. If I am caught, I will have a warm house to live in."
Wen Hao: "How many times have you robbed a repeat store?"
Chen Xian simply said, "Four times."
Wen Hao: "What dirt are there?"
Chen Xian: "Not much, just a diamond necklace."
Wen Hao looked puzzled. "You went there four times for this diamond necklace?"
Chen Xian spread out his hand: "There is nothing I can do. My wife is not satisfied every time. I have to change it for her again and again."
Wen Hao: "What about the death of the jewelry store staff?"
Chen Xian: "Judge, it's none of my business. I didn't kill anyone. I just got the necklace and left. Someone can prove that he saw all this outside the window that day. I know him and ask the judge to let him testify for me. "
Wen Hao: "Didn't you kill the victim?"
Chen Xian: "The sea is shining, and heaven is my witness-I didn't."
Wen Hao: "Do you know what the punishment is for not being honest?"
Chen xian: "I know. But this punishment is much easier than homicide. "
Wen Hao was annoyed.