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drama

Announcer Xiao Li: Xiao Shun:

Two people are doing their homework.

Xiaoli: I didn't care about my classmates before, so I couldn't make good friends. Now I want to care about my classmates and become good friends with them. By the way, I care about my deskmate first and please her first. Dear Shun ~~

Xiao Shun: Ouch! (Fell off his seat)

Xiaoli: I have a new pack of snacks here. It's delicious! Shanghai dialect is a pure natural green food, safe and secure (advertising). Here you are! Make friends with me!

Xiao Shun: Wow! Really! What happened to her today? (muttering) Leave it alone! (drooling, grab it and eat it)

Xiaoli: After eating snacks, you should be good friends with me!

Shun: (rolling his eyes and turning his back) I just have a lot of homework these days, so I just, hehehe ... I can't just be friends with a pack of snacks, that won't do!

Xiaoli: Ah, how about that!

Shun: There is a lot of homework these days. My brain cells are seriously deficient!

Xiao Li: I will help you with your homework!

Shun: That's more like it! We are good friends!

Xiaoli: Great! I finally have a good friend!

Narrator: From then on, Xiaoli was obedient to her "friends".

Shun: This eraser is so beautiful. I'll take it.

Xiao Li: But I only have this eraser.

Shun: You have to be good friends with me. Even an eraser is such a fuss, you have no sincerity at all.

Xiao Li: Er ... OK. Here you are (Rob)

Narrator: These days, Xiaoli is obedient to Xiaoshun.

Xiaoli: Come on, you drink water, or I'll help you kick your leg.

Shun: I don't have to do anything these days. Really comfortable!

Teacher: Students, we are going to have a test today.

Xiao Shun: Ah! Shit!

Narrator: After the exam, Xiaoshun looked at his test paper, very sad, and drew a clear line with Xiaoli.

Shun: Oh, my God! 56 points! (Holding the test paper, crying)

Xiaoli: Don't be sad!

Shun: It's all you. I did badly in the exam! We are no longer good friends! (Dry your tears and draw the 38th parallel)

Xiaoli: Did I do something wrong? Ho ho ~ ~ ~ ~ ~