Boss: an old man working in the city, humorous;
Young people: young people who live on "dead souls";
Factory director: the so-called leader who is self-righteous and forcibly shows off;
Female secretary: coquettish woman;
Layout: workers' family area, seventh floor, the interior decoration is very simple: a bed, a sofa next to the bed, a table next to the sofa, a photo of the old man and a phone on the table;
Time: New Year's Day morning, 2003;
Content: The young man followed an old man with a rice bag on his back from the top right. The old man looked exhausted and out of breath.
Young man: put it here, right here.
Boss: Oh, dear, I'm so tired. (The old man keeps wiping his sweat)
Young man: Look at you, aren't you just a bag of rice? Are you so tired?
Boss: A bag of rice? Just try it. I carried it from the supermarket to the downstairs and then from the downstairs to the seventh floor. I am a man of several decades old. Can I not be tired?
Young man: OK, OK, OK, long-winded. Here, here's the money.
Boss: Two, just two! You give me two dollars for such a long way? Add more anyway.
Young man: Too little, too little! ? I sue you. It's for your age's sake, otherwise I'll only give you one piece.
Boss: More, more. Respect the old and love the young.
Young man: No, do you want it or not?
Boss: Yes, can I? This is at least a meal. Oh (the old man suddenly feels a little sick) Do you have a toilet here? Give me some convenience.
Young man: (impatiently) There are many people here, behind you, behind you.
Boss: (whispering while walking) You learned to be so stingy at such a young age. If you have a son in the future, you must not have an asshole.
Young man: Hey, what are you talking about? ......
Boss: Nothing, nothing. (Hurry from the bottom left)
Young man: this old thing, (the phone on the desk rings at this moment, and the young man rushes to answer it), hello, who is it? ..... yes, that's my father, I'm his son, ... you're ... the factory manager ... What can I do for you? ..... to see my dad ... My dad, he's here ... He's alive and well ... What! I'll be right there ... OK, OK ... Bye ... (urgently) I want to buy something to see my dad. I'm afraid there are no new year's goods. I didn't expect someone to come to the door. It's really ... (Suddenly it occurred to him) Oh, no, he came to see my father. Where can I find him a father? At this time, he saw the old man from the top left, which was very comfortable. )
Boss: This shit, hey, young man, thanks. I'm leaving. He was about to walk from the bottom right when the young man looked at him and suddenly had an idea.
Young people: old people,
Boss: What's the matter?
Young man: (quickly put on a smiling face) Why are you in such a hurry to leave? You are chatting with me.
Boss: Stop nagging. I have to hurry to the supermarket to find some jobs.
Young man: Why are you in such a hurry? How many jobs can the supermarket take and how much money can it earn a day!
Boss: There are at least 10 pieces of 8 pieces.
Young man: Then I'll give you twenty dollars, and you can do me a small favor.
Boss: Given so much money, what do you want me to do for you?
Young man: Be my father once.
Boss: It's bad luck to pick up a son like you for nothing this year. What did you say?/Sorry? You want me to be your father. Hey! Where's your dad? Does he agree?
Young man: Don't worry.
Boss: No, I can't. If I don't understand, I am your father. What can your father do if he finds me? You have to sue me. What's going on? Otherwise, I won't be your father.
Young man: It's really hard to talk to you. I'll tell you the truth. My father passed away.
Boss: That's even worse. You made me pretend to be a dead man. Let others know that I used you. How boring! I can't do it! I won't do it!
Young man: Come on, I'll tell you everything. Here's the thing. My father died at my aunt's house three years ago. At that time, the factory didn't know it, so it gave my dad a pension. I have always used my father's name to get it, and there has never been a problem. Today is the first day of the new year. The director will come to my house to see my dad, and he will arrive soon. Then where can I find his father? ? If not, I'm afraid the news of my father's death will get out. It will not exceed 1000 yuan in the next month. So, I remember asking you to do me this favor in the name of my father.
Boss: I see. You want me to play your father and cheat your leader. Make up for your father's death. Ok, but I want to add another thirty.
Young man: I made you a father for nothing, and you still haggle over every ounce.
Boss: Do you want to add it or not?
Young man: Plus! You are my father, can you not add it? ! Later, when the director comes, you play my dad in bed. Let's make an agreement first: just count the distance and don't talk nonsense.
Boss: Oh, there are so many gauges, which one follows which one! ? Don't talk nonsense What happened to your father? ......
At this time, a middle-aged man in a suit and tie and gold-rimmed glasses on the upper right is the factory director. )
Director: Is this the home of Master Lao Li?
Young man: I'm coming. Come on, go to bed. (He hurriedly arranged for the boss to sleep)
Boss: Look at this, I'm your father!
Young man: Look at your strength. (Open the door for the factory director quickly)
Yes, you must be the factory director. Please come in and sit in the house.
Director: You are Li Shifu's son, aren't you?
Young man: Yes, yes, I just answered the phone. Dad! The factory director has come to see you.
Boss: Well, please come in.
Director: Hey, Li Shifu, what's wrong with you? Are you not feeling well?
Boss: Nothing. I am angry with my son.
Young man: Dad, let's not talk about this in front of the leader.
Boss: What's the matter? I still need you to teach me how to speak. You ungrateful bastard, I won't hit you. The old man lifted the quilt and got out of bed, chasing the young man. )
Young man: You ... you hit me!
Boss: What happened to hitting you? What's the matter with you? How dare you fight back? I'm against you. Don't forget, I'm your father!
Young man: (angrily) Yes, yes, you are my father. I will let you fight, I will let you fight, won't I?
Director: Come on, Li Shifu, calm down, calm down and don't get angry. (The old man sits down angrily)
Boss: nothing, hey, I said, factory director, it's the New Year today. What made you think of coming to see me, a bad old man who is about to be buried?
Director: No, the factory is carrying out "Theory of Three Represents" study and education activities. The Party Committee requires our leading cadres at all levels to care about the lives of the broad masses of workers. Especially retired old workers. Therefore, taking advantage of the Spring Festival, on behalf of the Party Committee of the factory, I would like to express my condolences to you and pay a New Year call to you.
Boss: Happy New Year, thoughtful, really thoughtful. Thanks to President Jiang's theory of "Theory of Three Represents", otherwise, the factory director! Maybe I'm dead, and you don't want to know! ?
Young man: Dad! ......
Director: Look at what Li Shifu said, I can still do it. ...
(At this time, a beautiful woman came from the top right. She is the secretary of the factory director. )
Secretary: I'm coming, Director.
Director: Did you get it?
Secretary: Yes, you see, that's all. I don't know if it's ok
Director: Quick, send it to Li Shifu.
Secretary: This is a gift for you, Li Shifu. A pack of advanced Nestle coffee can refresh your mind and keep you awake no matter how sleepy you are. There is also melatonin, which can calm the nerves and let you sleep to death.
Boss: Oh! Director, look how meticulous your daughter is. I don't even know how to use this gift you bought me.
Director: No, no, Li Shifu, I think you misunderstood. She is not my daughter, she is my secretary.
Boss: Secretary. (thoughtfully) Why do your leaders prefer female secretaries to male secretaries?
Director: This? ! This lesbian is considerate, and this. ......
Boss: Very considerate.
Factory director: .......
Secretary: I said no, director. What do you think?
Young man: I said dad? Chinese New Year leaders come to see you and give you gifts. Please accept it. Do you care about that width?
Boss: Director, don't be angry! Old, talkative, sit down, director, sit down!
Director: Nothing, nothing.
Boss: But am I still thinking about you? Think about it, Chen Xitong, Cheng, Cong Fukui, are all women's immortals. Behind every corrupt official stands a greedy woman. I'm just worried about you. ......
Director: Gee, Li Shifu, I didn't expect you to be so old and so sensitive to women. You are really old.
Female secretary: Get the lifesaver quickly.
Boss: (embarrassed) Look, this girl said it. ......
Young man: Dad, female secretary!
Boss: Yes! ! Secretary, secretary, look at my memory. Hey hey ... I said secretary comrade, don't blame me, I am like this, just like that bastard-
Three people: What do you mean?
Boss: I'd like to, but I can't, (causing the three of them to laugh)
Director: Li Shifu is very humorous, really humorous!
Boss: Humor, what is humor?
Director: It's just interesting.
Boss: Interesting, you like listening! Then I will tell you a more interesting story. Last week, an old friend of mine had a drink in the restaurant opposite your factory and came out to write a poem.
Three people: writing poems?
Boss: Yes, a poem: Standing in the factory and looking in, all are corrupt criminals. Shoot first and then try, so as to ensure that there will be no unjust cases.
Secretary: What happened?
Boss: What's the matter? It happened that you were called by the chief of the security department to listen. No, at that time, I brought my old buddy into the security section and locked him up for three days. Said he slandered the guide.
Director: Why didn't I know that?
Boss: You know where to go. You are busy with big things all day, and you should know such small things!
Director: I have to check it. The "Theory of Three Represents" learning and education activities in our factory are in the stage of rectification. All opinions and criticisms are welcome.
Boss: How welcome! Then let me give you some advice.
Young man: Dad! People come to see us on holidays, and that's what you do. One criticism on the left and one opinion on the right. Can't you say something nice?
Boss: That's sweet. Can you be responsible?
Director: Yes. Say what you have, and say what you have.
Boss: Did you hear that? Don't care about the big leaders, you are in a hurry.
Young man: Hey, you can say whatever you want. I don't care about you, okay? ......
Boss: Look at your virtue. I don't believe it. I will pick you up later. I said factory director, in your canteen, an elderly man is often asked to carry rice, vegetables and honeycomb briquet for them, and only two yuan is given to them at a time. It's embarrassing. You place an order with them and add another piece.
Director: Gee, that's weird. How did you come up with this suggestion? What does this have to do with you?
Boss: Oh, yes, that old man is me-a distant relative of mine.
Director: Oh, ok, I'll take down what you said. I will definitely tell them to give your relatives an extra piece when I go back.
Boss: That's right. Do good deeds like Lei Feng. How nice!