Shanghai real estate brother's amazing quotations

1. Brother was born in Shanghai, and all the brothers in the circle call me Shanghai Real Estate Brother!

2. Bored surfing the Internet, the army and air force are everywhere, and the house price is frothy ... Oh, hey, these days, I got a loan to buy a small pigeon cage, and my two hands ran out and my friends fell down.

When I started playing house in 2002, you children didn't know where to play. From Jiading in the west, Pudong in the east, Baoshan in the north and Xinzhuang in the south, I have assets everywhere!

Do you want to know the truth? I will reward you bazi who can't afford to buy a house with a clear truth!

This is the earliest old house I played in Luwan District. Not expensive. Now it's more than 70 thousand, so I'll borrow a word from Comrade Zhou: if you have a hole, you will help me to be fat, and you will help me to be handsome (the new Shanghai bazi can't understand it, so go back to my hometown to eat garlic).

6. I brought two small houses for my brother to play with, and I plan to bring some sets of dogs and cats. Do you think it's funny that you people complain about high housing prices and low housing prices on the Internet all day? Bottom line: the house is not for you poor beggars to discuss.

7. A word to those rural bazi who have never expected to buy a house all their lives: complaining about this and that on the Internet all day, it is better to go home and farm early and make contributions to the motherland if you have no money!

8. I've been playing with Shanghai houses for so many years, and it's the first time I heard that buying a house requires a lottery.

9. Who is the developer? What Vanke Poly Greenland? Only you bazi who have to scratch your fingers to calculate the interest of a few cents when buying a suite will treat them as grandfathers, a group of frogs in the well who have never seen the market!

10. I never buy a house for more than half an hour I won when I looked pleasing to the eye, and there was not much gossip.

165438+ Buying a house is sometimes as simple as that.