Who is the author of False Learning?

"Surprise" satirizes foreigners who worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries through the language form of "shaking the burden". Wonders on Earth is a collection of short stories created by Feng Jicai. Most of the stories in the book are based on Tianjin Wei's street life in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. Each article centers on the life story of a legendary figure, and the materials are collected from the long-standing folklore and anecdotes in Tianjin.

1. Once upon a time, there was a man in Wei who was famous for his erudition. It is said that many exotic antiques can be known at a glance and explained well. Everyone admires him and he is often proud of himself.

One day, he went for a walk by the river and accidentally kicked a hard thing and hurt his foot. He rubbed his feet and looked around painfully. It turned out to be a bronze ware. He suddenly forgot that his foot hurt, so he picked it up and examined it carefully. This bronze ware is shaped like a wine glass, with a hole on each side, and the pattern carved on it is dazzling, just like a rare antique.

Ren Wei was very happy to have such a child, and decided to hold a grand banquet to celebrate. He put down a banquet, invited many relatives and friends, and said to everyone, "I recently got an artifact of Xia and Shang Dynasties, and now I will show it to everyone." So he carefully took out the bronze ware, filled it with wine and presented it to the guests. Everyone read it again and again, touched it again and again, praised it with a very learned look, and congratulated the master on winning a treasure. However, after less than one round of drinking, unexpected things happened. As soon as an Akiyama saw the bronze ware used by Ren Wei to hold wine, he was surprised and asked, "Where did you get this?" ? This is a copper crotch protector, which is used by people in the corner to protect their genitals. "Gal, uproar, Ren Wei ashamed, he immediately threw away the bronze statue, afraid to take a look.

2. There is a scholar in Chu and Qiu, whose fame is no less than. One day, he got an antique shaped like a horse, very delicate, with neck hair and tail, but there was a hole in the back. Chu and Qiu literati couldn't figure out what it was for. They asked around, but asked many people nearby, and no one knew what it was. Only one person who claimed to be well-informed and knowledgeable came to the door after hearing the news, studied the antiques, and then said slowly, "In ancient times, there were wine glasses in the shape of sacrificial cows and elephants. This thing is probably a horse-shaped wine glass? " Hearing this, the literati of Chu and Qiu put it in a box and collected it. Whenever they hold a banquet to entertain the distinguished guests, they will take out wine.

Once, Qiushan people happened to pass by this Chu family and saw him holding this thing and wine. They said in surprise, "Where did you get this thing?" This is the urinal, which is what the ladies call the' beast'. How can it be used as a wine glass? "Chu Qiu literati heard this, blushing to the ears, so ashamed that they couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground at once, and quickly threw away the antiques, afraid to take a look like Ren Wei. People all over the world laughed at him for this.