Classic Quotations of Lingling No.7 Middle School Made in Stephen Chow

These classics (1) background: Shenzhen, a messy street with mixed vendors. A beautiful girl in white is standing in front of the pork stall. Stephen Chow bowed his head and decomposed a piece of pork with a pork knife. The muscles in his shoulder trembled with the knife. After gazing deeply for a moment, the beautiful girl in white said slowly, "Don't think that I can't find you if I hide here. It's no use. Good people like you are as bright and outstanding as fireflies in the dark, no matter where they are. " Your melancholy eyes, sighing Hu Gen, superb knife skills and that cup of dry Martell completely betrayed you. However, although you are so excellent. But there are rules. Anyway, you still have to pay for what happened last night. Don't you pay prostitutes? "(this MM is cool. In order to get back Stephen Chow's whoring money, Stephen Chow was first praised as the prince who entered with a white knife. ) Classic (2) Background: Secret Service Office. Stephen Chow was dressed like a pig, wearing a straw hat, bare back and a machete around his waist. He gracefully walked up to a secretary and said to a woman in a very gentle tone, "Hello Rose, I haven't seen you for ten years, and you are still so beautiful. The secretary said,' I am not the rose of ten years ago. She died a long time ago. I'm her daughter Du Fu. Together, the ditch is exposed. . Stephen Chow was shocked and took a step back: "Ah! Such a big daughter, come on. . Let your uncle hug you. . Just after his request was politely rejected by Du Fu, he turned and walked to the commander's room. At the same time, a fresh pig liver landed in front of Du Fu's desk. Stephen Chow with cuckoo surprised eyes, facing her and said: "Take this pig liver to stew a soup to enrich the blood. Then he looked up and walked to the laboratory that seemed to have no door. Unexpectedly, he put his face on the glass door and saw through the glass that his cigarette and mouth were extremely deformed. (Laughing at people. . ) Classic (3) Indoor, Stephen Chow, Da Wenxi and the commander are in parallel on the channel. Big Wenxi asked, "Xiao Qi, have you been a pork stall for ten years?" Stephen Chow replied: "The application should be said to be a sobbing pork vendor. . . Da Wenxi replied: "Then am I not a bumpy vegetable vendor? Fortunately, I have a part-time job, doing research work in the Central Institute of Psychiatry. . The commander asked, "What's in charge? Da Wenxi replied: "I have studied it. Stephen Chow and the commander watched the big news for a long time, and looked up and down as they walked. The commander nodded yes. . Don't worry, three nerves, black and white subversion, but also study hard, and the attitude is extremely serious. This is sheer nonsense. First-class collocation. . Classic (4) Background: Stephen Chow appeared on the streets of Hongkong with 200 yuan given to him by the commander. I came to the Li Jing Hotel with a bright tie and a briefcase. There is a sexy woman snuggling at the door. From a distance, coupled with the dislocation of body shape, people do not hesitate to think that they must be a match made in heaven. And nothing happened. Stephen Chow came to the reception desk, looked around first, and looked at the beauties in the hall first. . . As a result, when he learned that he had booked the "Li Jing Hotel", he suddenly loosened his briefcase. (The disappointment between Master Xing's eyes is expressed to the extreme. . . ) Classic (5) Background: Stephen Chow walked into a trap designed by the commander and was lured to the villa of a so-called rich man who stole dinosaur bones by spy Li Xiangqin. There was a dance, and Li Xiangqin's task was to kill Stephen Chow in the rich man's house. Li Xiangqin hid in a tree outside the fence, tried to trick Stephen Chow into an empty place through the intercom, and then shot him. (My mom, it's better than cool. My blood is boiling and my thoughts are surging. ) classic (7) background: execution ground, weeds, autumn wind depression. Several people were tied to the earthen wall (Stephen Chow was cheated by the commander and tied up). . Stephen Chow saw something was wrong and shouted, "Wait, I'm wronged. . A spy on the side also said, "Wait a minute, I am wronged. You said I was spying on state secrets, which is impossible. It's too much for you to frame a blind man and say that he is spying on state secrets. . Before he finished speaking, he was killed by a burst of disorderly guns. .