I'll pick someone up in high-speed railway station later. My aunt is accompanied by a young man. Needless to say, it must be her son.
To show my sincerity, I immediately went forward and accepted the big bags and small bags.
Pointing to the garage, she smiled and said, "Aunt, brother, this way …" Without giving her a chance to speak, her wife poked her elbow.
I stared at my wife and deliberately raised the decibel: "What? Don't let me get on the bus, don't take the bus. "
The wife didn't answer, just blinked.
Strange, how did this dead woman become stingy, I thought. Besides, the luggage in my hand is too heavy, obviously I overestimated myself ... I hurried to the garage to avoid being seen.
After getting on the bus, my wife looked like a pig's liver, and cousin menstruation didn't talk, so I had to be well-advised to shut up.
Fortunately, I was prepared. In order to be the host, they will be invited to one of the best local restaurants (extremely remote).
Four people sit quietly. Aunt didn't feel at home, so she took the initiative to help us unpack and wash dishes and chopsticks. But my cousin was very shy and buried her head in her mobile phone without saying a word. The wife put her arms in her hands and left her face to one side.
The atmosphere at the scene was awkward. I glance left and right, at that time I don't know how to open the topic.
But I keenly feel that among the two women and one man at the scene, my cousin and I are both men, and they are close in age, so it is very likely that they speak the same language. The breakthrough is undoubtedly him. So I glanced at my cousin and thought, how can this guy be mid-twenties? Why don't we have some white wine? Maybe we can go further.
Not to mention, this cousin is a "talent". I offered to pour wine and clink glasses. After refusing twice, he raised his neck and disposable cups filled a glass. He snored and dried it ... after drinking a cup, my cousin's face didn't change color and his heart didn't jump, and a smile crossed his mouth.
I took three steps back in fear, but it was difficult to ride a tiger. I can't blame others for my sin. I stamped my foot, my stomach sank, my mouth opened wide and I swallowed a glass of white wine. For an instant, I only felt that my throat was like a volcanic eruption, and a heat wave spewed out and went straight to the top of the skull. That burning feeling moved me to tears. ...
My cousin stared at me for 10 seconds, and his eyes flashed as if he had met a bosom friend. There is an old saying: "A thousand glasses of wine is short of a bosom friend." As soon as he raised his hand, it was full.
I refused in my heart, but what is done is done, and there is no way. I secretly saved my strength with my hands and slapped my brother on the back. Try to be calm: "Let's meet. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? , come, let's do it, bro ... "
Before I put the cup to my mouth, I felt a gust of wind blowing behind me with lightning, and with a bang, the cup in my hand was blown away and shattered all over the floor. It doesn't matter. I gnashed my teeth and looked back to repay my ancestors. I see that's my wife. From my wife's fire-breathing eyes, I had a premonition of the seriousness of the situation.
My wife completely ignored my feelings and slowly ordered, "Hoo-ye-ye-"
I feel that my nine-year compulsory education has been greatly humiliated, and this guy around me, grandpa? Which eye can tell that he is dozens of years older than me? The little flame in my heart is burning, and I insist, "You went out without glasses, you are blind!" " "
I thought I could hold her down with momentum. The wife did not show weakness, but she stood forward with a firm look in her eyes. What happened today? What should I do? After all, we hardly blush when we are alone. Now she is uncharacteristically tough, which has caught me off guard.
After a minute of stalemate, I stammered, "There must be a reason."
The wife's mood eased a little and said seriously, "According to seniority, he is two generations older than me. My name is Grandpa, and you have to call Grandpa. "
At this time, my cousin muttered: "Xiaomei, don't do this. We are primary school classmates ... "
The voice is very small, but I can hear it clearly. I immediately realized that my wife was deliberately alienating this relationship, and there must be something hidden in it. Before I contacted my wife, she behaved strangely. Could it be that there was a period of time between them ... I didn't dare to think about it.
At this time, my aunt gave a quick laugh, came over to "stop the fight", pulled away her wife and whispered, "Look, they are all young people. You can call them anything. Besides, he is your primary school classmate, so call your elder a stranger, too? "
His wife stared at the big almond eyes with a stalk stuck in her neck and replied in an unquestionable tone, "No, you can call it whatever you want." No chaos, no rules. "
My aunt was obviously choked, her face was blue and purple, and her mouth was open: "But-"finally she swallowed the words to her mouth.
I felt that the situation was wrong, so I quickly beat around the bush: "Nothing, I also called people by seniority in my hometown." Say and turn around and call grandpa to my cousin.
I don't know what medicine my wife took wrong, so I snorted and didn't appreciate it.
Well, this ancestor is difficult to serve, and I'm too lazy to dispute with her. At this time, the food is just the right time. I saw the savior and greeted them for dinner at once.
Who knows that my wife is still cold-faced and has no intention of moving chopsticks.
Aunt couldn't stand it anymore, so she held back her anger and said, "What's the matter, Xiaomei? Is this how you greet our two elders when they come over? " She bit the word "elder" very hard.
The wife glared at her aunt and sneered, "Elder? You know I should call the elder. But do you understand, he is also your elder! "
This seems to hit my aunt where it hurts. She slapped him angrily and shouted, "I love him, but it's none of your business!" "
This slap blinded me, and my wife covered her face, and tears could not stop overflowing. She said with tears: "Not only my grandparents don't agree, but I will never agree!"
God, it's so bloody. My cousin, my wife's so-called grandfather, is now called uncle ... We had a good time and my uncle has been left hanging. These words stimulated his most sensitive nerves, and he couldn't support it any longer. He covered his face and rushed to the door. The banquet broke up in discord.
Later, I learned that my uncle was poor and lost his mother in his early years. As the boss, he has to pay the tuition of several younger brothers and sisters and support his lazy father. People in their late thirties are anxious to see others get married and have children. But the conditions were so bad that somehow I ended up with my aunt. My uncle is kind-hearted and considerate to my aunt, but his age is very different. He is often pointed at and thinks of going out to work.
The wife and family simply don't understand and don't agree with this marriage. This guy used me as a gun. ...
They are all unlucky children. Later, I secretly introduced them to a fairly good job, which was a kind of repentance for their mistakes and a kind of compensation for them.
There is a mahjong room at the entrance of the community. The boss is tall and thin, coughing all day. We all call him the ghost of tuberculosis.
Although he looks like a dead ghost, he not only has a beautiful wife, but also has never broken a woman around him.
At the beginning, such a peach blossom luck really envied me.
Once, I played mahjong in a ghost shop with tuberculosis.
After only a few meetings, the family next door suddenly left in a hurry.
Mahjong, once it is short of one, can catch a strong man's heart when parked on the road.
After several phone calls, I didn't call anyone, so I stopped looking at the ghost of tuberculosis.
"Boss, come and join us!" I shouted.
"I can't play mahjong. You still have to find someone else. " I'm sorry that the consumption ghost bowed his head.
"Don't talk nonsense!" I looked at my face and said, "I've never heard that mahjong halls can't play mahjong!" Come here! "
"I really can't fight." He is still full of apologies.
"Saving lives is like putting out a fire! You don't give us face, don't come to your house next time! " I threatened the second fat man at the door.
"Why don't I ask Xiao Chen to play with you for a while and let her down if someone comes?" Tuberculosis ghost helpless way.
Chen's ghost tuberculosis is his wife.
His wife always calls him Uncle Liu.
We don't know why they call each other that.
When Chen Yi comes to the table, we will continue to fight.
We play Guangdong Mahjong, four horses 10.
Chen Yuanyuan Jr.' s face and facial features are also beautiful.
Especially the one-to-one tube on the chest is particularly eye-catching.
I have never seen her play mahjong at ordinary times, and I have never regarded her as an opponent.
But she's been talking nonsense since she got on the operating table.
What flowers, uniforms, seven hours a day.
Less than two hours after the phone call, my more than 4 thousand cash was gone.
"Brother Jun, you bring me some." Just now, the second fat man has borrowed 5,000 yuan from Ge Jun. I know he has a lot of money on him.
Brother Jun took out two stacks of money from his backpack and threw it to me.
"How big is it? It won't take so much. " I threw him another stack.
Brother Jun threw the pile of money back to me and said, "You lent me 80 thousand to buy a car last month, and I took 20 thousand to make up the bill."
Brother Jun grew up with the village chief and is also my biggest client. So he is not afraid of my default. Anyway, I still have the monthly payment from his company.
I played for another hour and lost more than 5 thousand. Xiao Chen won all the money by herself.
Usually, if we play for one day, we will win or lose four or five thousand dollars. Why is it so strange today?
No, this bitch must have cheated!
I hit it again. I kept staring at her hand, but I didn't see anything wrong.
"Sorry, I'm confused again!" Xiao Chen put the card down and began to touch the horse.
"Luxury seven small pairs, three horses. 161,641! " Xiao Chen excited way.
"MD, hit evil today! Stop fighting! " Brother Jun counted 600 yuan and slammed it on the table.
If I am not here, I will want to run away.
Seeing that we all left angrily, the ghost of tuberculosis came to scold Xiao Chen and asked her to give us back the money.
"Don't! You are all outstanding people. This money is not enough for KTV to sing a song, I can afford it! " Brother Jun keeps a straight face.
Seeing that I refused to accept money, Erfatso had to put it down.
The consumption ghost apologized shyly: "If she really won the money on her own, I won't pay it back to you."
"What do you mean?" I'm a little confused.
The consumption ghost's left hand dangled on the mahjong board in front of him, and his right hand randomly cut a pile of four cards from the middle and opened four' 20,000' cards.
This little hand was exposed, which shocked the three of us!
Brother Jun took out 30,000 yuan from his bag and wanted to learn from the master on the spot.
The tuberculosis ghost waved his hand and said that he swore to quit gambling and advised us to take the money back.
After about half a month or so.
One day, Xiao Chen went shopping, and Jun and I stopped her.
"What do you two want?" Chen Xiaoyong put his hand over his chest, obviously a little nervous.
Handsome elder brother took out a bank card from his bag and handed it to Xiao Chen. He said sincerely, "Sister-in-law, I just want to learn a trade from my eldest brother. Since eldest brother refuses to teach, please teach me a few hands! "
Xiao Chen is an insatiable person. She said shyly, "I can teach you, but I must not let Uncle Liu know about it."
We are full of hope.
Say her name is Chen, let's call her Sister Rui.
After studying with Ruijie for a while, we became acquainted.
For a while, the consumption ghost went out of town, without letting Rui Jie follow.
Brother Jun and I invited Sister Rui to dinner in the evening.
Sister Rui drank too much wine and talked too much, telling the bottom of the consumption ghost.
The tuberculosis ghost surnamed Xiao, called Xiao, was born in Xianning, Hubei.
His family has been gambling for generations.
The family rules are clearly written. Anyway, future generations have to rely on gambling to support their families.
Ji Cheng Jr. ranks sixth in the family. His fingers have been longer than other brothers since he was a child. He is a natural craftsman.
After the careful training of the elders at home, Ji Cheng Jr. came out to wander the rivers and lakes at the age of sixteen, and was famous all over the country before he was twenty.
Ji Cheng Jr. is a showman, but he is also a womanizer, so Jianghu people nicknamed him Xiao Liu, a handsome ghost with sweet hands.
Sister Rui and Wu Zetian are both from Guangyuan, Sichuan.
In fact, she is not a few years younger than me.
At that time, Ruijie was invincible in Guangyuan underground casino.
In that year, Xiao was invited to Guangyuan to protect a newly opened casino.
Ruijie was entrusted by an old casino and smashed a venue.
Sichuanese like playing mahjong, and underground casinos are also dominated by mahjong.
Sister Rui knocked down four tables of dealers in less than three hours.
The boss hurriedly invited little Ji Cheng out.
Xiao Jicheng and Rui Jie agreed to play mahjong to the end.
Sister Rui added up to 223,344,556,6778,000 and Hu Erwu 800,000.
And even touched it seven or eight times, I didn't see a word.
Just then, Xiao actually touched himself twenty thousand Hu.
Pushing open the card, he saw a nine-even-treasure lamp1123 45678999 in his hand.
I played a game and got it from beginning to end. Sister Rui didn't touch a word, but she touched ten.
Sister Rui refuses to accept, and asks to change to automatic mahjong machine to fight again.
Unexpectedly, he just made all this exactly the same. Little Ji Cheng actually listened to thirteen pictures in Thirteen Orphans.
Sister Rui's face turned into pig liver color, and she gambled on Pai Jiu, Poker, etc ... and lost to Xiao one by one.
By this time, Ruijie had no money. Unwilling, she clamored to play three more games of dice with little Ji Cheng.
Little Ji Cheng smiled and said, "What else do you bet on me?"
Sister Rui said, "I'll bet you a hand first, which is worth you 100 yuan."
"One hundred dollars?" Little Ji Cheng knew that she was fighting for this tone and that she was a willing gambler, so he said, "What's the use of my hand?" If you lose, just call me uncle, okay? "
"Well, it's up to you. Come on! " Sister Rui shook the dice cup in her hand and slapped it in the middle of the table.
Ji Cheng Jr. easily shook the dice cup and patted the table.
He Guan opened a small dice cup, which was 266, 14 points.
Sister Rui is so happy that she can finally pull back a city!
But when the official opened her dice cup, it was 166, 13.
Rui Jie's face turned pale, and she immediately understood that Xiao Ji had knocked over her dice with her internal force when she released the dice cup just now.
In the second game, Rui Jie will bet her life on Xiao Ji's winning 100 yuan. Ji Cheng Jr. was afraid that she would commit suicide after losing, so she said she would bet on her service for ten years. Sister Rui should also be down.
In this game, two people picked up the dice cup at the same time, and Rui Jie waited for Ji Cheng to put it down before putting it down.
The small dice is still 266 14 points.
Sister Rui hung her heart in her throat, clutching her throbbing chest and watching the dice cup open.
One of the three dice in the dice cup is not engraved.
Ji Cheng Jr., in full view, actually replaced Ruijie with dice.
Ji Cheng Jr. said to Ruijie, "You will be my man in ten years, so there is no need to compete in this third game. After the expiration of ten years, we will compare this game again. "
Little Ji Cheng knew that professional gamblers like Ruijie would abide by the gambling contract. She wants to make a comeback, so naturally she won't commit suicide because of this decade's frustration.
Ruijie followed little Ji Cheng helplessly, called him uncle, and waited on him day and night.
Sister Rui saw Ji Cheng's arrogance.
In retaliation, Xiao did not dare to go to Macau to challenge the high-definition monitoring of casinos.
Who is little Ji Cheng?
Sister Rui blew a wind and his fire caught fire.
Xiao gambled in Macau for a week, sweeping 37 underground casinos in Macau.
Mr. Stanley Ho, the gambling king, urgently ordered people to buy the fastest video camera in the world from the United States and install it in Portuguese casinos.
Xiao finally faces high technology.
The mob in the casino beat him up and drove him out of Macao.
Ji Cheng Jr. spent two months in Zhuhai Hospital before he recovered.
Mr. Stanley Ho also published evidence of his cheating.
Since then, George W. Ji Cheng has been blacklisted by global casinos.
After Xiaoji handed over her success or failure to Hi-Tech, she vowed never to gamble again and retired with Ruijie.
However, he was forced by his ancestors to remain anonymous in our young city and use the mahjong room to support his family.
Just as we were crying over the story between them, two fat men suddenly ran to find us.
"You are quick to turn on the TV and watch the jade platform. The people inside seem to be tuberculosis ghosts! "
There is a village teacher, the head teacher, who has been married for five or six years and her daughter-in-law is not pregnant. But the couple are very popular and often invite students to play at home. At that time, the students were already eighteen or nineteen years old. One night it rained heavily, and the couple let a female student spend the night. Strangely, this female student often eats, drinks and lives in his house from now on. Later, everyone understood that the female student was pregnant and could not hide it.
It turned out that the couple couldn't help nagging each other about infertility, saying it was each other's fault. This is a bet. If you can have children with other women, it will prove who is responsible. So I talked about screwing students. But now that the student is pregnant, the woman can only complain that she is useless, but she dare not offend the student. She waited on the students to give birth until they were weaned. At this time, the students resolutely refused to leave the teacher. Under the pressure of students' parents, the woman finally chose to quit and divorced.
Is this the end of the story? No. The woman later married another man. However, even she couldn't believe that she was pregnant and later gave birth to a son.
In other words, after a few years, the male teacher learned from various channels that the couple did not have children at the beginning only because their body fluids were mutually exclusive and inappropriate. I don't understand the specific reasons, anyway, it is the kind of fate!
Let me tell you about a man who looks at things from three angles and then divides them into several parts. My wife also lives in the same village (call him Lao Li). He and his wife gave birth to a son (a little mentally retarded) who is now 2067 years old (call him Xiao Li). Lao Li carried his mistress and gave birth to a daughter, not yet one year old. The village was demolished some time ago! Okay, this is the background.
Then the Sao operation came! In order to share more houses and compensation, Lao Li asked Xiao San to marry his son Xiao Li and raise Xiao Sansheng's daughter Lao Li's daughter as a granddaughter. The original wife can't afford to get sick. She just died last month. We usually die and stay at home for three days and then pull funeral home cremation and Lao Li. He didn't! He said he missed his wife so much that he would stay at home for seven days! Is it funny? Does anyone want to ask if the original wife's family is alive or dead? Really, the original mother supported her son-in-law's decision, even if her daughter died! Maybe the son-in-law promised to give her some benefits ...) Then she was divided into five or six houses, so a family of four lived, and her granddaughter (actually a daughter) was going to kindergarten soon ...
It's true.
A few years ago, I managed a small processing factory for my friend.
One day, a man and a woman came, who looked over forty years old. The women are five big and three thick and black, and the men are ok.
Men accompany women to find jobs. The factory is short of hands, so it's easy to leave her.
Only a dozen workers earn piecework wages. We get along easily and casually.
The man quickly brought a big fish and told me to leave the workers alone at noon.
Then, we ate a big fish in brown sauce. Mmm, it is delicious. And generously promised to make sweet and sour pork ribs for us next time, and everyone applauded in unison.
She quickly and well integrated into us. All the women workers said, "How lucky you are that your husband is so kind to you!" " "
She smiled without a word.
In a chat, she suddenly asked one of the female workers, Xiao Liu, "We seem to know each other!" Xiao Liu blushed: "Is your home next to our old lady's (mother-in-law's) home? I seem to have seen you! "
Later, Xiao Liu told the truth under our questioning. It turned out that the person who cooked fish for us was her lover. The woman and her husband are divorced but still live together, and they have a 16-year-old son. Savages also have their own homes.
We laughed at Xiao Liu: "People don't blush. Why are you blushing? You're embarrassed to meet people. People take the initiative to know you! "
The woman can probably guess that we all know and don't care. On the contrary, one day she told us: "A man (her lover) hit his wife and hit a woman on the head with an ashtray. Mao Mao is great! "
Then he asked us, "Do you think his daughter-in-law is stupid, so you don't divorce ..."
Also almost shamelessly asked: "You see that he is also quite ruthless, and his wife's head is swollen!"
Later, we learned that the man's father was killed by a car, and 600 thousand compensation went to him. He decorated it himself, but he has some money.
The woman did it for a while and then quit. At that time, she said that she was not young and wanted to give birth to a son to a man as soon as possible-he only had two daughters and wanted a son.
Miraculously, she really gave birth to a big fat man for a man, and once I met her with a baby in her arms!
What's even more amazing is that the man has not divorced. She left her children at home and lived with her parents!
Everyone is worried: why is she not afraid that her husband will throw the child to death?
Some time ago, the workshop below the company recruited a group of operators. Among them, a 37-year-old woman and a 18-year-old boy look familiar and inseparable. Everyone thought they were mother and son. The woman looks average, but her figure is more symmetrical. The boy is very weak and quiet. At work, every once in a while, the woman will go over and help the boy open the water for him. During lunch break every day, both of them don't go to the canteen, but use the food sent by eat woman in the morning in the lounge. It can be seen that the woman is very concerned about the boy and the mother and son have a good relationship. Three or four months later, a female colleague of mine gossiped with us that the mother and son were actually lovers. The news shocked us all, and we didn't believe it. The female colleague said that two colleagues living in that building saw it. These two people live in the same room, and their manners are still very close. This is definitely not the kind of intimate relationship between mother and son. No one doubts now. It's unbelievable. Maybe their relationship is well known. I was embarrassed to live in the different eyes of everyone, and soon they both resigned and left at the same time.
Let me start with a recent incident. We have a vast territory and a sparse population in Heilongjiang. In spring, every family has to hire short-term workers, ranging from three to five people to more than a dozen people. There is a landlord near my home with a lot of land. He hired more than a dozen people to work this year. There is a couple among them. In fact, these two people met on the train, and they didn't know each other at all. Both men and women are about forty years old. They chatted happily on the train and got off the train and got together. While waiting for work in the labor market, the landlord asked them if they were married. The man said yes, the woman didn't talk, and the landlord tacitly recognized that they were a family. We worked together and arranged a single room when we slept, so we worked for more than ten days. Finally, when we finished the work, the man went to the landlord and asked to settle their wages. The landlord paid the bill and the man took the money and ran away! When the woman looked for the main salary, the landlord told her that the money had been given to her partner. The woman rolled around in tears. Said they were not husband and wife, they met in the car, and they didn't even know their names and phone numbers! Great, I slept for half a month and took half a month's salary when I left. This is really a loss of wife and soldiers!
I met a woman in the post bar before and told me about her life, which really subverted my three views.
Her husband is bisexual. I didn't know until I got married. My husband said it himself.
The cause of the incident was that one day her husband brought a sunny and handsome man home and told her that they were in love. At first, she was shocked and couldn't accept it, because she usually couldn't see that he liked men. They are usually in love. Her husband is a boy of 1.8 meters, a special man, and he doesn't feel gay at all.
Her husband brought the man back to explain to him first and didn't want to hide it all the time. Second, he didn't want to cheat her all the time, felt sorry for her, and made it clear that he didn't want to divorce or leave any of them.
When she told me, I thought I had met a psycho. If it were me, I would never accept it. I have been trying to persuade her to leave that man and this abnormal marriage life, but she said that she needs to think about it and can't get a divorce right away.
After a while, I read her post and said that I feel that this kind of life is also quite good. Sunshine handsome man is very kind and good to her. They get along like friends. The man occasionally goes home to help her cook and buy her some small gifts. Her husband may feel indebted to her and treat her better than before.
In the eyes of others, that man is her husband's ordinary friend, and they are very loving.
The world is full of wonders, and it takes a long time to really see everything.
That year, I went to a county to explore the market. Because the factory gave me too little subsidy, I lived in a shabby little hotel, which was quite shabby and the accommodation fee was very low. There is a man and a woman opposite the house where I live. This man should be about fifty years old, and he is not well dressed. He is also very ordinary, and his looks and expressions are very annoying. That woman looks seventeen or eighteen, and she is not good-looking. Watching TV at the boss's house in the evening, they both watch it together. There are a lot of men talking, which makes them sick. I left in a hurry.
Say it, it's really a coincidence. There are really things around me that make you feel incredible. Let me give you one together. This happened between my two neighbors. The man's name is Su, and the woman's name is Ning Rui (in order not to cause trouble, they all use aliases). Back in 2005, the relationship between the two families was not particularly good, so we just met and nodded. Things took a turn for the better from a traffic accident at Ning Rui's house. Ning Rui's husband suffered brain damage due to a car accident, and his consciousness and actions were affected, but he did not become stupid. Anyway, he is not as flexible as before. Since then, the two families have started to move around, especially between Su and Ning Rui. They often have frequent contacts, go out to ask for accounts together, often chat and eat together, and so on. Soon there will be gossip, but it will not affect people's continued communication. As for who extended the olive branch first, it is not clear.
To what extent has the relationship developed? To eat and drink regardless of each other, buy clothes for each other, just like a family, the couple should have various activities. Someone once saw them alone in a room late at night and found out what had happened.
The most shocking thing is that both families acquiesced in this matter (except the woman's husband). So far, the relationship between the two families is very good, and the children of both sides get along well. Sue, my lover, has a good relationship with Ningrui. I really don't know how Sue handled it. I admire his mediation skills.