After dinner, I was watching TV when my cell phone rang. A strange number pressed the answer key in confusion, and a passionate voice immediately came into my ears: hello! Have you eaten? I answered politely, yes, who are you? The other party exclaimed, why can't I remember? How forgetful you are! I'm a little embarrassed, but I really can't remember who it is, so I have to laugh at myself: my life is irregular and my mind is a little messy these days, please give me some tips; But the other party seems to be playing the guessing game to the end, so I have to listen to his voice. To tell the truth, my hearing has always been weak, which was shown when I was learning a foreign language. Even the local dialect is neither fish nor fowl, so it's really hard for me to hear whose voice it is on the phone. Besides, I'm too lazy to recite the pronunciation. Anyway, there is a mobile phone directory. But now I am more and more embarrassed and even a little angry when I meet such a "friend". As a result, I simply shouted like a prank: Oh, I remember, you are Lao Luo! To my surprise, the other party actually replied loudly: haha! You finally remembered! While I continued to correct Hu, I quickly analyzed each other. Is it the legendary mobile phone fake acquaintance liar? I was joking and thinking about how to deal with you. Oh, Mr. Luo, I haven't heard from you for a long time I will pay you back the 20 thousand yuan I sent you in two days. Then you can text me the card number and I'll call you back. The other party hesitated a little, obviously stunned by the unexpected 20 thousand yuan, but how could the liar be so fragile and said unhurriedly: Oh, it doesn't matter, if you are short of money, let's talk about it later. I will go to your house tomorrow and have dinner together. A few times, I can still hear it. Cantonese and Putonghua appeared, as if they were southern swindlers. I wanted to pay more attention to Doby, but the liar stopped making trouble when he was in a good mood. After a few words, he said to contact me tomorrow and let me remember his new number. Then he hung up! After answering the phone, I couldn't laugh. I am afraid that the liar will dance with joy!
The next morning, the phone rang again, and it was that number again. I answered the phone quietly. Hey, Mr. Luo! Anxiously figured out the plan, I replied: Are you up? Something happened to me! Haha, here comes the trick of the liar! I am busy: What's the matter? Speak slowly! Then, he said that he was caught playing in a city nightclub near me last night, and three of his friends were also caught. Now he will be fined 5000 yuan each, or he will be detained. I said on purpose, oh, then I'll come over. I have an acquaintance in XXX bureau. How can a liar promise me to go there? He said quickly, then don't bother. He has entrusted his friend to go, and has already got a 50% discount. Now all he needs is a fine of 10000. Ha ha! Fines can also be discounted, and suspects can also use mobile phones. I laughed at his inferior deception in my heart! He must be very angry when I get there with enthusiasm, otherwise he won't cheat 10 thousand less! In order not to disappoint him, I said, well, find a card number and I will pay you back the 20 thousand I owe you today. Finally, I don't forget to blame him for being so careless. Ha ha! He was overjoyed and said, well, I'll text you later. Which bank is convenient for you? It seems that there must be a lot of bank cards for scammers. I said casually: China Merchants Bank. I have an abandoned China Merchants Bank card, my wife's previous salary card, and my wife asked me to cancel my account, so I never had time to go. This is the card, which has something to do with this story. Please read on!
Liars don't seem to be so fast. Almost an hour later, the text message came, and a card number of China Merchants Bank with the account name of Populus euphratica was sent. The liar seems to know that it is necessary to explain, and the phone immediately calls, saying that this is the card number of a friend there, and now he can't go out to withdraw money and ask his friend for help. I said yes, I will arrange for my driver to do it later, and I will attend a meeting in the morning. Because I had to go to work and didn't want to talk to the liar, I arranged for the driver to come out at will, haha! Near noon, the liar's phone call came again, but I didn't expect that he had not received his prey, so he was in a hurry! Did you do it? Oh, Mr. Luo, there's something wrong with the driver and there's been a traffic accident. I'm on my way to deal with it. I'll pay you when it's done. The liar seems to be getting impatient. Oh, then hurry up! At this time, I was thinking, how can I cheat him? This challenging idea excites me!
Liars don't seem to be so fast. Almost an hour later, the text message came, and a card number of China Merchants Bank with the account name of Populus euphratica was sent. The liar seems to know that it is necessary to explain, and the phone immediately calls, saying that this is the card number of a friend there, and now he can't go out to withdraw money and ask his friend for help. I said yes, I will arrange for my driver to do it later, and I will attend a meeting in the morning. Because I had to go to work and didn't want to talk to the liar, I arranged for the driver to come out at will, haha! Near noon, the liar's phone call came again, but I didn't expect that he had not received his prey, so he was in a hurry! Did you do it? Oh, Mr. Luo, there's something wrong with the driver and there's been a traffic accident. I'm on my way to deal with it. I'll pay you when it's done. The liar seems to be getting impatient. Oh, then hurry up! At this time, I was thinking, how can I cheat him? This challenging idea excites me!
Half an hour later, the liar called again. I'm having dinner. I complained that the driver was too reckless and hit others. Now I am also assisting in the investigation at the police station. The 20 thousand cash check written by xxx was temporarily detained on the driver. The swindler was at a loss and said, When are you going to remit money? I'm really crazy about money, I cursed. I replied, it's not that I won't remit it to you, but I can't remit it now. Besides, I can't get the check back now, and I have to help the driver pay the medical bill. Finally, I comforted him that I would do it when things were settled. The liar was completely cheated, but he couldn't find any explanation. Finally, he just urged me to do it as soon as possible and hung up the phone! In fact, I haven't figured out how to cheat him yet, so I just want to tease him. Anyway, my mobile phone answering is free, haha! However, the liar is obviously impatient. Half an hour later, the phone rang again. By this time, I had figured out how to cheat him. I picked up the phone, Lao Luo! This matter has finally been solved. I lost the other party's medical expenses of 5000 yuan, and I searched all the money to raise it. I am going to the bank now. Wait a minute. A liar is a liar. He said yes, yes, yes, and comforted me by asking me if I had eaten. I told you I haven't eaten yet, but I will go to the bank first. The liar seems to feel that victory is in sight, and he boldly said that he would treat me to seafood tomorrow. Ha ha! I have an hour's lunch break in the company. When I'm ready to go to work, I'm going to sacrifice some phone bills and take the initiative to make the first call to the liar. Hey! Lao Luo, please! The liar seems to be on the verge of collapse, but he still asks eagerly: What's the matter? I said that the balance in my account is only 18000, and my check is 20000. We can't go through the remittance procedure now. I have to use my wife's stamps to change the amount. The liar hesitated again, but soon said that you can remit 18000! Hehe, don't cheat 2000. He doesn't care! I continue to make up: Lao Luo, it's not that you don't know that all the money in our company is managed by my wife. She wrote this check this morning, and now she must stamp it to change the amount. She is now in the following county on business! The liar lost his temper and asked me what to do. I deliberately said, can it wait until tomorrow? The liar was obviously afraid of sleeping, and quickly said, no, no! Xxx has given the deadline and must pay the fine today. I think it's not impossible for the heat to come up. You'd better ask your friend to remit 2000 yuan to my wife's account first (the wife's idle China Merchants Bank card has appeared), so there will be 20000 yuan in our account. There is no need to change this check now. I just need to fill in your friend's account and transfer the money smoothly! To my surprise, when I said the above passage, Cantonese actually came out. Hehe, it seems that Cantonese and Putonghua are the special language for liars! The liar didn't agree at first, so let me do something. I was busy reminding him that the driver had drained him when he hit someone at noon to pay the medical bill. The driver and I don't have much money with us now. At this time, the liar seemed to feel something was wrong. He only said that he couldn't come up with 2000 yuan now, so I made another plan: well, I'll let the driver wait at the bank first, and I'll go back to get the money, but it's a long way. I will deposit the money directly at a nearby outlet and inform the driver to go through the formalities. The liar breathed a sigh of relief, said yes, let me go back and get the money quickly, and then hung up the phone! I continue to work, of course, I am also planning how to go next, hehe!
At half past three, the liar's phone came again. After making a phone call, he asked me if I got the money. I pretended to faint and replied: I fainted again and lay at home to rest. That's just for tomorrow! The liar is really going to collapse, but he didn't say yes, so tomorrow, you'd better hurry up and I'll plead with xxx! Then I was suddenly surprised and said, no, tomorrow is Saturday, and the bank will not handle corporate business. I'm short of money now, too. Only the company account has money. The liar finally lost his patience. Tell you what, I'll ask my friend to call 2000 to your wife's account, and you ask your driver not to walk in the bank. I held back my ecstasy and said, OK, OK, I'll inform the driver and I'll do it for you as soon as the money arrives. 15 minutes later, the phone came again. The liar said: I have already paid the money, so let me inform the driver to go through the formalities as soon as possible. This liar is too watery. He forgot to say that he asked his friend to call him. I guess he was scared by me, hehe! I quickly said, ok, I asked the driver to go through the formalities, then hung up the phone and turned off the phone and waited for work! After work, I rushed to the nearby ATM as soon as possible to check: balance: 2008 yuan 96 minutes, mantissa is my unused money! When I turned on my mobile phone, I received numerous call reminders, all from that number. I activated the call firewall and took a taxi home. I don't even have a car. Where can I find a driver? Ha ha!