We set up a tent by the Yangtze River and bought cold beer to brag to the moon. We cook a pot of broken jiaozi to satisfy our hunger on the solstice of winter; We rode bicycles through city after city; We swam naked in the Yangtze River and peed by the Yellow River. At that time, in Abu's words, "our name is youth".
Abu is my good brother.
He and I are in the same grade, a typical engineering male, and he never hides that his hobbies are beauty, pornography, being handsome and bragging.
He is used to conquering groups of men around him with one yellow joke after another, and can make little girls blush wherever they go. Wherever funny men go, they will leave an unruly image of "prodigal son returning", but they are also quite proud, and often respond that "there must be poetry far away, and there must be beautiful girls with wine".
The prodigal son likes to play jokes on beautiful girls, so he always likes to play jokes on others in May.
Mei is the most beautiful girl among us.
He will ask May if the cup is A or B, play the role of boyfriend, carefully help her with the plate, politely help her resist the bag, call her daughter-in-law with a smile, ask "Do you want to kiss or hold it high", and often flatter "Can you be your man" when you are happy.
We have long been used to seeing these as prodigal tricks, and Mei will refuse these jokes mercilessly.
When I was a freshman, I took part in a group hiking trip on May Day-walking from one city to another. We thought it was a cool thing that Abu became Mei's personal bodyguard during that trip.
On the way, there was heavy rain, lightning and thunder, and heavy rain poured down. Everyone bought a disposable raincoat temporarily, but it was easily damaged by wind and rain. Parts of it are neither cold nor rainy. A gust of wind blew, and the girls screamed with cold, including Mei. Suddenly, he put all his raincoats on her, fearing that Mei would not take the broken umbrella and rushed forward. Then, as he ran, he turned around and grinned at everyone, looking cheap and happy. Behind him, gay friends cursed "this madman" in chorus.
The night after the rain stopped, everyone leaned together and played truth or dare on the shore.
The breeze in Xu Lai, with the smell of early summer, is cool and humid, mixed with the smell of earth, and several teenagers sit on the floor. He drew a topic "Confess to a Girl". With everyone's encouragement, he chose Mei and said that he would love her to death.
After hesitating for a long time, after the laughter quieted down, he learned the clip of Doumyouji Tsukasa confessing to Cunninghamia lanceolata and said to the hostess with an evil face: "Wife, I don't want you."
Everyone began to boo, Mei Xiao bent over and scolded "Go away".
In my sophomore year, we traveled to Hunan in droves.
Everyone took a 10 hour green leather train with 500 yuan in their pockets and went to Phoenix for five days.
On the day of returning home, the bus was early in the morning, because I was afraid that there would be no car, I could only arrive at the railway station one day in advance.
There is not much money left in everyone's pocket. Put all the parts together, just enough for one room. Later, as soon as everyone discussed it, Abu booked a standard room first, and then a group of people slipped in.
Five people huddled on the bed.
This hotel has large French windows. That night, everyone squeezed a bed and some clothes under the starlight and the lights of foreign cities. Everyone was exhausted and soon snored like thunder.
But that night, Abu lost sleep for the first time in his life because he was next to Mei. In the dark, he felt as if a wisp of exotic fragrance had pierced his nostrils, and every slight movement in May could scratch his heart. Her faint breathing, a sigh in her sleep, the sound of swallowing saliva, and even the rustling of clothes when she turned over were all amplified in the dark, which made his heart noisy, and he inadvertently touched Mei's fingertips. That warm feeling made Abu feel guilty and happy.
The next day, he pestered May again, saying that raw rice would be cooked and May would be responsible for him.
Mei Bai gave him a look and called him a rascal. Everyone laughed at him for giving his nose face.
Let's laugh at his tricks. He likes joking anyway.
In her junior year, Amy still fell in love with an unreliable senior. At first, Abu, who had just learned the news, died like a defeated rooster for several days.
But before long, May fell in love. The next day, when he saw him coming from another city, he was overjoyed and didn't say anything. He went shopping with him all afternoon, and then praised him as handsome, brave, spoony and single-minded, just to make Mei happy.
When he left, he teased her, "Do you want to come with me?"
May was silent and ignored.
He scratched his head: "Just kidding, just kidding."
But in the next few days, Abu did many things, such as bringing tea and water, soup and medicine. Finally, things turned around in a robbery.
That night, Abu insisted on being an escort and going shopping with Mei. Suddenly, Mei felt that her bag had been torn open. She exclaimed that a burly man grabbed her bag and ran away. Roman Abramovich turned and ran after him.
That guy was bent on helping May save the day, and his ability to run around Shan Ye was not in vain. It wasn't long before he and the thief.
Wrestling into a ball, beaten black and blue, but clinging to things, even dying. When the crowd caught up with him, the thief left him and turned away.
When Mei caught up with him, she cried. Perhaps it was in the panic that she realized how afraid she was of his death. She feels even more that this joking man is actually very serious about her love.
Mei's little heart was so moved that she hugged him for the first time in her life.
Everyone once said that Amy fell in love with a restless prodigal son and would "forget the Jianghu" sooner or later, but this winter, they are really getting married.
At the wedding, I asked Mei, "Why do you really love that prodigal son?"
Ha ha.
"Huh?" Mei smiled.
"At first, I really introduced him to friends, but he was not a generous prodigal son, but more like a shy little boy. He used to be in disguise. "
Well, because jokes are very suitable for adults to take exams, I can include all the sweet words I want to say to you in such jokes.
"But we were best friends from the beginning. I don't love him. I am also afraid that I will refuse too seriously and will eventually break up. "
Oh, I always knew the seriousness of your joke, but when I couldn't accept it, I had to pretend I didn't understand.
"He says he is poor, but he is really good to me."
Ha, besides being poor, the prodigal son's master is really a powerful medicine.
When I liked someone when I was young, I tried my best to be nice to her. I try my best to be a rogue, I try my best to be cool, in a clumsy way, but I just want to be a hero in your heart.