2. You flashed by, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I couldn't let you leave again, and I would never ... catch a thief!
3. Dear users, your mobile phone currently has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone!
Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you!
5, white you, sweet you, good figure, your appearance makes me uncontrollable desire, I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then. Put it in your mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!
6. You make me happy! What makes me angry is you! It's you that worries me! You will make me happy and sad! Don't laugh, it's not you, it's my big pig baby!
7. I didn't expect you to be a playboy. I will be cruel after cheating. I advise you to go back to your troubles. It's too late to worry. Do you know what day it is today? Mistakes and misunderstandings hurt you. You look disgusting.
8. I won't quit my job when I have money. Be late and leave early every day, wear shorts, vests and slippers to work, and let them deduct them at will! I also want to buy two BMWs, one to clear the way and the other to protect the drivers. I ride a bike in the middle and take you!
We have known each other for more than 1000 years. It was an autumn, and maybe some yellow leaves were dancing. You took me away in the wind and left your teeth marks on me, which became an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.
10, give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will definitely eat a catty, and you will be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!
1 1. When I woke up, there was a mosquito lying on the pillow, and there was a suicide note beside me, which read: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.
12, piggy piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, with five bowls at the bottom. No one can match the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.
13, your economy is poor, your personality is inconsistent, your hobbies are colorful, and your beliefs are in a mess. Everything written on it is inseparable!
14, working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls when it's hot, what will you eat in winter?
15, after cleaning the toilet for three times, the toilet asked me what I wanted, and I said, help me take care of the pig who is reading this news now! I hope he won't be constipated! He didn't have toilet paper when he took a shit.
16, Hello, User: We have found a new mobile phone virus, PIG, which is contagious during the call. The preventive measure is to say the first sentence every time you answer the phone: I am a pig.
17, Buddha said, looking back 500 times in my last life, in exchange for a fleeting moment in my life. I used 10000 times to look back at my past life in exchange for meeting you in this life, just to tell you: boy, I owe you a flat!
18, last night, my friend thought a lot. After thinking about it, only you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream and suddenly looked back. You were still tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the information!
19, there is a turtle doing nothing. He dived into an egg under the water and went to look for it after it was laid. He didn't find any eggs. Where is it? I'm reading the text message!
20. I am desperate: Guo Hua has been developed into a tourist area by the country. Master married Bai a few days ago. Yesterday, I had no money to eat, so I sold my golden hoop. I really miss the days when we studied classics together! Second brother, how are you?
2 1, I want to be happy all my life and everything goes well; Want to be happy for a while and spend money on shopping; ; Want to be independent, duke of Zhou blind date; Want a happy family, filial piety and reunion; Think of a group of people happy and be the host! It's the weekend, it's up to you!
22, the clear river flows with feelings, and the greatness is clear at a glance. Who will you tell about a bright tomorrow? I send the information to * * *!
23. Your smile is sweet, your anger is lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart. Touched, right? Pig!
24. Seen from a distance, it is an electric fan. It looks like an electric fan. The electric fan is an electric fan, but it can't turn. Guess what ... the battery is dead!
Dear customer, your mobile phone number won the first prize in our company's activities. The prize is a reunion, a warmth, a true love and a blessing. Please bring your ID card, get dressed, and bring your wife and children to collect it within two days.
26. I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-Sofa!
27. The German Planetarium decided to name the newly discovered comet after you and your lover. For the convenience of China people, I will give you two German names: Johnny and Nader. And this new comet is called Jonnard!
28. Your moving voice comes from the valley. I looked down and it was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran down and said, Grandpa, can I borrow your donkey?
If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly want to love, silly live, clumsy snuggle, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.
30. When did you become a wceo? Don't say a word! What, I don't know what wceo is? Alas, wceo is the ceo of toilet!
3 1. Look at your uncertain eyes. I want to go to the seaside with you, but I can't grasp the future. I wanted to go shopping with you, but I was turned down by the police. He said: Don't walk the dog!
I just found out that you have the ability to sink fish into geese ... when fish see you, they are scared to sink to the bottom, and geese are scared to fall to the ground when they see you!
33. I have walked a lot; Passing through many bridges; Drink a variety of wines; I have seen many kinds of flowers; I only harassed a person who was reading a text message.
34. Hello, when you received this message, your mobile phone was infected with a virus. For specific reasons and cleaning methods, please close it quickly for ten times before consulting 1860.
35. What is money? Can it buy friendship between you and me? No, so I'm going to invite you to dinner tonight. Remember to bring money and let me help you get rid of it.
36. Measure the window and measure the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't read well, you will hit a wall.
37. My quality will not be very high. I always think of sending a message, greeting or blessing to my friends, but my quality will not be so low that I won't reply to other people's messages!
Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu's, and my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.
39. It is raining outside, dribs and drabs; Clouds are floating in the sky, in clouds and fog; Looking up, there was a little ant lying on the windowsill, drooling and runny nose. What a pity! What a pity! How much like you when you were a child!
40. Urgent reminder: As the National Day is approaching, a new mobile phone virus will wait for an opportunity to spread, which is very harmful. There is only one preventive measure: send me all the blessings in your heart and I will accept them for them. Absolutely safe, absolutely assured.
4 1, too lazy to tell you, my brother is lonely. Brother Chun's songs, I have listened to a few, and I want to hang my neck when I listen to them. After listening to some songs by Zeng Ge, I want to jump the Yellow River. I wonder if your message reminds me of sleeping pills?
42. I wanted to live a life of counting a lot of money every day, and it really worked: I was assigned to work in a bank when I graduated; Later, I hoped to open a bank, and it came true. I was sent to look at the bank gate!
Tortoise: If I hadn't been surfing the Internet, my face wouldn't be as green as a screensaver! Squidward Tentacles: If I hadn't been smoking, I wouldn't be in a hurry to spit out the smoke ring! Frog: I wouldn't be so happy if I hadn't been reading short messages!
44. You are handsome, you are handsome, your hair is like kelp, you are wearing a sack and your waist is tied with shoelaces. Do nothing but spoil things! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? Actually, it's the second generation of nerves!
45. According to the FY-3 meteorological satellite survey, a comet will hit the earth tonight, and it will land on your bed. To prevent accidents, please * * * get up to sleep and fart until dawn tonight, and use the momentum of qi to change the landing point. Remember!
46. It is a very happy thing to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.
47. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!
48, people are always easy to be busy because of life, at a loss; I just want to remind you, my friend, that someone is silently caring for you not far away, wishing you well and harassing you by the way!
49. Seeing you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Walking the red carpet is my biggest dream. Unfortunately ... I sent it to the wrong person.
It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, rich in the night, full of memories, miss you indefinitely, and want to hit you so much!
5 1. I pray to the Buddha for a long-blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!
A tiger bit the rabbit's tail, and suddenly the rabbit's tail was broken. The tiger roared, so this girl has plastic surgery! Just as I was about to let go, my false teeth fell out. The rabbit turned around and smiled. It turned out to be an old woman who wanted to eat tender meat!
53. The moon hangs in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is worried, the cowherd and the weaver girl are in love, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.
54. Even though I often ignore your existence, you tolerate me with a generous heart and always stay with me and protect me when I need you. Thank you, umbrella!
55. There is a sentence that I have been afraid to say. I know I am poor, but I always think of you in my heart. Now I finally have money. I can proudly say: boss, I bought that pig head!
On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall down, I will run … step on my foot!
57. I like rainy days, I like to listen to the sound of rain hitting bananas, I like to watch roses swaying in the wind, and I prefer to watch your charming gesture of stroking your long hair in the drizzle ... demo, it won't kill you!
58. No, I can't take it anymore. I can't keep silent any longer. I must ask the truth. You should answer truthfully. Are you ready? Are you really ready? Are you really a pig?
59. Your style is ever-changing, and you are awesome; Keep your back straight and hit the floor. When you appear, all eyes are fixed on you. People often hold you and shout: touch! Hong Zhong!
60. Take off your pink underwear and show your round body. Snow-white peaks stand tall, and their body fragrance is attractive and mouth-watering. Grab you, pinch you, chew you, ah, dear peanut.
6 1, I really feel his existence, right behind you, long and short, tall and short, you turn around and he turns around, you move him, God, your shadow is really scary.
62. When I entered the company, my eyes went blank, my limbs were weak in the middle of the night, and my insides were falling apart. Nine years have passed, and I am miserable and helpless … I have to work overtime again!
63. You are my face, my tenderness and my eyes. I am intoxicated at the thought of your gentleness; I admire your kindness; Thinking about your income, I am infatuated; I recoiled when I remembered your appearance.
64, in order to determine your position in memory, please leave your smile; Please leave your feet in order to find your own direction in the vast sea of people. -Good clear savage footprints, with research value!
65. I am a boulder. I have been standing here for a long time. Suffering from thousands of years of wind and rain, I am eager to miss you. Just to get to know you, I'll keep you in the air. Little fellow, it's not in vain to crush you!
66. I miss you day and night. I always want to carve a fantasy. Pay attention to the line of sight during the day and meet in the dream at night. My thoughts revolve around you. Why don't you come to me-5 million!
67. When you put on "Tiger and Leopard" shirt, "Good News Bird" suit, "Seven Wolves" pants and finally "Golden Monkey" shoes, you finally got the first applause in your life: ... You are so human!
68. Your happiness lies in me; Your future depends on me; Your fate is in my hands; I know all your secrets; Your privacy has been glimpsed by me; No wonder everyone praises me as a pig expert!
69. People are self-aware, and contentment is always happy. If it is a fish, it swims happily in the water. Birds fly proudly in the sky. If it is a cow, it will work hard on the land. Pig, just eat and drink. Hey, you, remember?
70. I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't go to a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but when I met the police, I said, no dogs!
7 1, a leaf represents happiness and I send you a forest, a drop of water represents blessing and I send you the sea, and a needle represents missing me and I send you a cactus: sample, don't believe you won't die!
72. Look, your jade hand is dotted with gold. How to describe your inner feelings in words? The shy little face flushed faintly, remembering what had just happened, she said to herself: Why does rubbing always break the toilet paper?