1, no gifts on dull days! Send a message to bless you! Health and happiness will always be with you! Money is rolling in to follow you! Good luck! Bad luck never talks to you! Laughing often is also your best blessing to yourself.
If I were a tree, I would bring you a little coolness with my thick branches and leaves. If I were a grass, I would send you a shade; If I am a lucky star, I will bring you happiness!
3. Even if I have too much sadness, I don't want you to see my desolation; Even if I have a lot of despair, you are still a ray of sunshine in my morning; Even if my happiness is on the verge of extinction, I will share the last ray of sunshine with you.
4. Leave happiness to you and pain to me; Leave wealth to you and difficulties to me; Leave happiness to you and sadness to me! May my blessing bring you good luck again and again!
After tempering, you can be calm, humiliated and make a difference. If you can stand loneliness, you will not be tempted by foreign things, impetuous, and will not blindly follow. Birthday of Sakyamuni: Buddha said: Peace of mind is natural and refreshing, and happiness creates brilliance!
6, meditation and enlightenment ~ Think of yourself as a hollow bamboo, unpleasant words, uncomfortable emotions, unacceptable events ... all flow through me, through me, everything is floating clouds, and I am in a good mood.
7. It's hard to be smart, more difficult to be confused, more difficult to be confused, more difficult to be confused, more difficult to be confused! Today is the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, the birthday of Sakyamuni. As long as you dare to think, good wishes will grow wings!
8. Jia Zhen's three treasures: kindness, wisdom and gratitude. Sambo of Samsara: Walker, Golden Bowl and Arrogance. The sublimation of three treasures: god horse, floating clouds and wonderful relics. Auspicious three treasures: lotus, smile and bodhi.
9. A bodhi tree was born on the stage, and there were golden fruits on it. There are stupas in the golden fruit and stupas chanting the Diamond Sutra, and there are many gods in the Diamond Sutra. 8848 immortals gathered on the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, the birthday of Sakyamuni, to pray for you.
10, courage to pursue, spirit; Dare to give up; Realm. The world gives up fame and fortune and seeks a state of mind. Take the bright moon, take the breeze, see the world and enjoy the beautiful scenery. Birthday of Sakyamuni: Buddha blesses the newspaper and gives happiness!
1 1, looking forward to more, Bath Buddha Festival, Sakyamuni's birthday; Show good luck, show good luck, and pass on happiness again and again; Laugh happily, laugh heartily, and troubles and worries will be dispersed with the wind; Stay successful, be full of happiness, convey your heart and smile brilliantly.
On Black Friday, 12, everyone who receives this message will have unexpected surprises: good luck arrival, black terror away from you, 5 and 13 become lucky. If you forward this message, you will be lucky all your life.
13, Buddha's birthday, reported by Xiangrui. The roof is illuminated by the sun and covered with purple. Call health in the morning and laugh when you get up. Going out for good luck, all my troubles ran away. Bless your friends and be happy!
14, Buddha said: A flower is the world, and a leaf is the Buddha. Everything in the world has feelings, and a grass and a tree know the spring and autumn. All the people in the world are good at living and blessed with one hand and one foot. On Sakyamuni's birthday, the gospel spread everywhere!
15, send you a rainbow: red future, orange sunshine, yellow happiness, green health, blue canopy, blue sky, purple dream, black Friday, good luck!
16, lazy, restless, long-term depression; Adjust work and rest, be energetic, and be brave; Eating breakfast is nutritious, healthy and quality; Exercise more and keep your mental state. I wish you a brilliant career.
17, shout "yeah!" Clink glasses; When you are depressed, shout "Go! Go! " Come on; Laugh when you are happy; When you are happy, sing a cheerful song "Wow!" ! A beautiful life, the spread of melody
18. If you have constipation after a long vacation, you should take enough dietary fiber to promote your desire to defecate. In addition, adequate drinking water can increase abdominal pressure, and exercise can massage the intestines. I wish you good health and vitality.
19, gastrointestinal discomfort after the holiday, choose foods rich in carbohydrates and easy to digest, which is conducive to the recovery of digestion and absorption function. Secondly, eating more fruits and vegetables can relieve boredom and stimulate appetite. May health and happiness last forever.
20. Spring has gone, summer has come, the sun is like fire, and the mountains and rivers are covered with green clothes. In the beautiful season, I wish you a harmonious life, be happy every day and sing a happy hymn forever. Be happy!
2 1, what should I do if prices keep rising? Live frugally. Few people, less restaurants and nightclubs, less shopping malls, take other people's cars and go their own way, eat their own meals and let others pay the bill. Remember! You must be optimistic!
22. Dialogue between the young couple: Am I old? . You won't get old. Ask, why? I will know later; Until one day ... I told you why. Do you think one person will get old if he lives in another person's heart?
23. Please keep it simple, so that you can be more friendly to others and less indifferent and numb; Please keep it simple, so that you can have more happiness and less mental fatigue in your life.
24, send you a holiday cake: the first floor, happy! Second floor, greetings! The third layer, sweet! The middle layer is thick and intimate! The decorated flowers are full, bless!
25, May 5, my day is my call! Eat if you want, sleep if you want, make trouble if you want, whatever it is, whatever it is, my own business, and listen to me! Release yourself and be happy.
26. Which is more durable, a sharp knife or a blunt knife? The answer is the latter. Because whether it is a knife or a person, the ability and energy are limited. In addition to hard work, you must have endurance and toughness! I wish you success in your career.
27, you didn't send me a text message, I did, and the feelings were there; You didn't ask me to send a text message, but I did, and the feelings were there; You didn't give me a message back, I don't care, my feelings are still there; The most important thing in texting is to say hello and wish you all the best.
28. Maid A: "Poor me, I have to say' yes, madam' every day; Yes, madam. Maid B: "I am even worse. I have to keep saying' no, sir' every day; No, sir. "
29, have something to say, don't wait for the other party to understand, because the other party is not you, don't know what you want, and finally can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings. Don't guess what's on your mind, because you can't guess, and no one is a worm in anyone's stomach. ...
30. On the barren hilltop, when I saw the pine trees standing proudly, I thought of you: you worked silently in the barren mountainous area for many years. Your spirit is like evergreen pine and cypress.
3 1, the sun is silent and has its own brilliance; The mountain is silent and majestic; The blue sky is silent, which is a kind of lofty; The silence of the earth is naturally vast; You love meditation, you love silence, which is a kind of grace and temperament!
32. The first bird song in the morning will make you stupid; The first morning breeze gives you a refreshing feeling; The first morning rain for you, let you Shen Zui; The first ray of morning light is for you to make you happy. Have a nice day!
33. Make a cup of tea, taste it alone and savor it; Choose a road and walk by yourself, feeling bumpy; Don't complain about the bitterness of tea, and the bitterness will naturally come to you; Don't complain about the difficulty of the road. Behind the bumps is your happiness.
34. Tolerance is plum blossom, self-confidence is lotus, understanding is rose, passion is peony, smile is bauhinia, romance is lily, elegance is camellia. I will send you a garden full of flowers and wish you happiness!
35. The water of time flows and the boat of dreams sets sail; Riding the breeze and following the sun, towards the distant; Draw today's ideal and create tomorrow's glory, with smooth sailing, unlimited scenery and long days. I wish you all your wishes and happiness!
36. Black Friday, send my blessing: May your bad luck be deleted, your good luck help you, your troubles be imprisoned, your happiness spread all the way, your career take a big step, your success, and your life be unrestrained and sweet!
37. Dyed steamed bread is in good order, lean meat is full of energy, Sudan red, waste oil is light, Sanlu milk is washed white, beef sauce is Liang Jinxiu, and sulfur is raw Jiang Taigong fish. Health is a blessing. May you keep it and be happy.
38. Shantou: My brother is not colored, but lonely; Ham: I am not thin, I am lonely; Ginger: I smoke not sulfur, but legend; Me: I didn't send a text message, it was a blessing. May peace protect you and health accompany you.
39. Dye steamed bread: Actually, I just put on the wrong makeup; Clenbuterol: Actually, I just entered the wrong place; Gutter oil: actually, I just hooked the wrong object; Me: Actually, I just want you to stay away from drugs and be healthy and happy.
40. May you be as rich as a gutter, as red as Sudan, as thin as lean meat and as tall as beef. Finally, I wish you "color" like steamed bread. Sorry, I missed an "out". Be happy.
Text messages sent to girlfriends on weekends.
Text messages sent to girlfriends on weekends.
1, on weekends, hands holding hands, sweet all day; A small mouth and a kiss make the body and mind younger; A little hug brings warmth; A pair of small eyes can get drunk without drinking; Sticking a small ear is more intimate. I really want to see you!
2. Think of your goodness, your troubles, your bright smile and the smell of sunshine; Read your quarrel, read your smile, and read your occasional overbearing and casual bad smile. It's the weekend, and I really want to play with you!
I stayed till the weekend. I look forward to seeing you again at last. Kiss first and then hug, and the friendship between flowers and the moon is deep. Love deeply, love really, every minute is inseparable. It's enough to have you at the weekend.
4. My love is like a flame, and I miss you feverishly. My heart is scribbled, and the center is like a knot. Your feelings are poison. If you see blood, you will seal your throat. Your beauty is like a machete, and the knife is the hardest to escape. Honey, I went to play at the weekend!
5, experienced the storm, passed the sweetness, and understanding made love closer; Encountered a quarrel, resolved the trouble, trust makes love not worry; I have faced challenges, crossed difficulties and supported making love extraordinary. It's the weekend, let's fall in love together!
6, a year, I only want you 12 months. One week, I just want you for seven days. Missing is as long as a marathon, as long as the Great Wall of Wan Li, and as ubiquitous as air. You owe me an emotional debt, and I'll pay it back in installments at the weekend!
7. One week, I miss you for 7 days, miss you 168 hours, bless you 10080 minutes, and love you for 604,800 seconds. I don't love you until the weekend, but I love you and look forward to the weekend.
8. The smoke has started. I'll wait for you at the door. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife. It is not only love that can last forever, but also responsibility and habit.
9. If you love me, you should take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms. Happiness makes my ears warm and my heart beats faster. You are the sun in the sky every day. Being with you is wonderful, and I miss you painfully. The weekend is here! You should prepare the table and dining table early.
10, not seen for a day, such as across Sanqiu. A week's absence is like a century. Every weekend is an anniversary. Let's go to see the stars. Every star is engraved with a love story. The stars know my heart, and you know my heart!
1 1, the weekend is coming, I don't think about war and peace, I don't care about food and vegetables, I don't care about all mankind. You are the only theme, the only miss, the only incarnation and existence, love for you, no weekend.
12, your smile can get rid of troubles; Your beauty can shoot pressure; Your gentleness can make happiness stay; Your kindness can measure happiness; Your company can accompany happiness. Honey, have a nice weekend!
13, don't believe that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, that's sweet talk; Don't believe in the end of time, because I just want to be with you for a hundred years; Don't think about it, touch the heart. Today is the weekend. If you want to love, you have to be lingering. Dear, I am looking forward to meeting you!
14, open the love notebook, the system prompts that the love system version is too low, the understanding software is incompatible, and the happy language stops programming. It is recommended to upgrade online on weekends, otherwise you will face low emotional standards. On the weekend, let's contact by SMS!
15, I miss you on Monday, miss you on Tuesday, continue to miss you on Wednesday, miss you deeply on Thursday, and miss you on Friday because I want to see you. A week's thoughts turn into beautiful pieces at the weekend, because you are around.
16, give someone: remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to someone.
17, acacia wind, acacia rain, acacia drops for you; Acacia, Acacia, Acacia hold a pen to write about affection; Before and after lovesickness, lovesickness looks forward and backward; Come over at the weekend, stay at the weekend, and temporarily relieve homesickness at the weekend.
Send romantic messages to your girlfriend.
Send romantic messages to your girlfriend.
1. The subfile library will find you; Miss you is the key word, love you is the core noun; As long as you sweep, the system of love will automatically upgrade; Create a love link and click on the webpage to see you. The memory of life is full of you in the bank!
2. I like to bask in the warm white sheets, like to see your beautiful smiling face in the morning, like to hang romance on the blue curtains, and like to dream of your gentle language at night. Dear, I love you day and night.
As long as the hearts are connected, the horizon is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear baby, I wish you happiness forever!
4. A promise to stay together for life, a sincere commitment to stay together for life, a greeting to warm weather, and a missing you. I'm waiting for your call back. It's cold in winter, keep me warm! May my existence make you happier!
5. Modern love is funny. Angels love dolphins, mice love kittens, some love tenderness, some love bullying. Love is always fascinating. Love is beautiful. When we are together, we will talk and laugh, and we will rely on it!
6. True love is always lingering. Only when you miss it can you know your feelings, get rid of the haze of loneliness, yearn for a happy future, speak sweet conversations, and overcome all obstacles to realize your vows one by one!
7. People who love each other must endure a lot of pain, such as the pain of missing, the pain of leaving, and even the pain of jealousy when they are together. But, even if it hurts so much, love each other. Because if you don't love each other, although it doesn't hurt, you will never be happy!
8. Once we met, but now you turn away; We have known each other for a long time, but now we can't stay; Even using life to save, the road to love has come to an end; Please take care in the future!
9. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine that you are by my side, your smile, your naughty and your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them!
10. In my eyes, you are my giant panda. No matter what I have, you will always be my national treasure and irreplaceable. I am willing to protect you all my life and hold you in my hand. Would you?
1 1. A piece of Qionghua falls into the sky, Wan Li is covered with the Milky Way, and the ice is also bitter with acacia. Freehand brushwork window grilles tearfully say that dreams are short, and one day I look forward to Haruka. Miss you, my heart will start from you and pray for every dawn.
12. Thank you for your love and making me feel at home! Thank you for your concern, let me warm in my arms from now on! Thank you for your consideration and warmth! At this moment, I want to say to you: Dear, thank you!
13. The less time flows, the more trivial things you do, the more busy you are, the more you think, the more you care, the harder it is to make money, the farther away you are, the longer you are, and the older you get. I hope you are happy!
14. My heart is intoxicated with you, and I only love your beauty in this life; My heart flies high for you and tastes the good taste of love; My heart is tired for you and I don't want you to be too tired; My heart is sorry for you. You will always be my happy baby!
15. Fate, let us know each other and love each other; Let's get to know each other and be together. The predestination of past lives predestined us to hold hands in this life. We should know the predestination, cherish the predestination, hold your hand, grow old with your son, and love you with us forever.
16. The heart is like a leaf, floating away for you; There is a small hole in my heart, dripping with little affection; There are three words written on the heart wall: I love you; Others hang love on the corners of their mouths, and I put it in my heart; Honey, think about me more, so my heart can keep up.
17. It rained and suddenly the sun appeared; Originally calm and wave-free, suddenly the wind suddenly blew; Life was originally pale, but suddenly it was full of color. Everything, because of your appearance, makes my world full of vitality and excitement in an instant!
18. I used to be alone and felt very happy. Later, when I met you, I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't always be with you, but my love always exists.
19. The star went home, because there are still stars waiting for it; The sun goes down because there is a moon waiting for it; The bird has returned to its nest because there are birds waiting for it; I will come back to you, too, because you are waiting for me! My love!
20. I can't be brave when I meet you, walk out of the closed wall in my heart, bathe in the warm sunshine of true love, stand up bravely and love your chest, fade away all the lingering sadness, and let the road to happiness extend indefinitely!
2 1. How many rivers do I have to cross to get to sunshine avenue? How many difficulties must be experienced to reap the joy of success; How much luck does it take to meet the right lover? Yes, I've seen you. I am so lucky!
22. There is a kind of love that can be replaced by a credit card without confession; There is a kind of love that can be compared with a stone without words; There is a kind of love that can be interpreted by a short message without explanation!
23. At night, the moon is in the sky, I miss you, and the lights are bright. I miss you lovely; Letters, words, sent to you, to be honest, I hope you know that there is another one I have been thinking about you on such a night.
24. Some love, inadvertently, is unforgettable; Some people, inadvertently, meet; Some things, inadvertently, start; There is a word, three words, inadvertently, want to blurt out! My love, you know!
25. The dim stars in the night are idle, and the lilies in my heart add new green. Although the cold wind is still cold, the stems and stems of the heart are interdependent, full of Chun Xue, and flowers and stems and leaves are inseparable. Miss you, that is, a hundred years of blooming night, you never leave.
26. How much love can be repeated, how many people are willing to wait, how many short messages can be resent, and how many words are nonsense? I just want to tell you that I have identified you in my life. Raise your mobile phone and surrender!
27. A clear snow flies, the lights are dim, and the flowers bloom in a thousand-day dream. I want to send a book in tears and invite the moon to dance, and the lover will tell me. Miss you, just listen to your jokes and fall asleep on a snowy night.
28. Affectionate warmth, the sound of harps and flutes around the beam, the sound of love songs, the pride of snow, the cold winter did not go with the ice, and there was good news in my heart. I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.
29. It's hard to say goodbye when you are one. When you laugh and cry, you feel dejected, when you hug and kiss, your warmth remains the same, and when you laugh and cry, your feelings will flow forever. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time!
30. Because I miss you, my fingers will not move; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because I didn't dare to say it until I waited for you, and I have loved you for a long time!
Funny text messages sent to girlfriends
1, how is your family? I'm bored, come on, smile, please see: if you are a flower, I'd like to be that cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my little fairy, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid!
On this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing, feel my love and love you forever!
4, heart, think, see, smell, listen, people, hands, feet, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, first pass my blessing.
I think about you quietly every day. On windy days, I laugh at falling flowers. I chose you, and you chose me. This is our choice. So, let me miss you from now on …
6. A tourist came to a country road and saw a road sign that said, "This road is blocked, so you can't go forward." Seeing that there are no obstacles ahead, he is confident that he has rich travel experience and moves on. Soon, he found that a bridge was broken and had to turn around. When he came to the place where the road sign had just been placed, he saw the back of the road sign saying, "Welcome back, fool."
7. I miss you in a quiet corner. Twenty-four hours and one second later, I found it covered with bright red roses, and each flower said: Dear, I miss you!
8. Look at the opposite MM, look, look. The short message I sent was wonderful. Please don't pretend to ignore it. Call back, call back, call back, don't be scared by my voice, in fact, I am very kind.
9. The heart often tries to copy your smile in memory. Today, it just wants to copy a complete you, and then say to you, Happy Birthday!
10, I am very happy to receive your unexpected gift on my birthday. Warm enough for you to remember me. I really appreciate your kindness.
1 1, happy birthday, dear! I miss you very much, especially on your birthday. I remember those years when I lit candles for you, sang birthday songs for you and made wishes with you, which really made me have endless memories. Do you remember? Remember to eat longevity noodles, I want you to live for two thousand years!
12, the world has a beautiful love world because of roses! Because of the blue sky, we have the dream of flying! Because of me, I have your love! Because of you in the world, I wasted a dime on information, and you pay the bill.
13, whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.
14. If you feel forgotten by the world, try to miss the installment payment.
15, the world is more wonderful with you today, the starry sky is brighter with you today, the world is warmer with you today, and I am happier with you today!
16, every birthday has gifts and blessings. No matter how many wishes and dreams you have, my gift is my heart, and I will grow up with you! Happy birthday!
17, find an elegant tea house named Yuan, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, look at the sky and wish "cheers!" Let thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine.
18, female: Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? M: I ... I like your sense of humor.
19. Did you miss me when I missed you? No matter how far apart we are and how long the road ahead is, I just want to say that it's good to know you.
20. Ayue wants to cook in person and asks her mother who is playing mahjong how many meters to wash. Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question. She played the cards in her hand and said, "Nine drums". As a result, this pot of rice kept them eating for a whole week.
2 1, singing Happy Birthday to you, approaching you, expressing my blessing, sharing your happiness, and then listening to the echo of your youth.
22. Every city is prone to rain, just like I can miss you anywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, full of memories and uncertain mood in the dark. Do you miss me as much as I miss you?
I thought of you when the sun shone on the sea. I thought of you when the dim moonlight appeared.
24, think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!
25. At this extremely warm moment, I want to offer you a cup of distant wine, together with my heartfelt blessing, which is neither expensive nor precious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.
26. The world has a beautiful love world because of roses! Because of the blue sky, we have the dream of flying! Because of me, I have your love! Because of you in the world, I wasted a dime on information, and you pay the bill.
27. When the birthday candle is lit, so is my heart. This moment is as deep as the sea. In this way, hold hands tightly, let colorful flowers and rain fall on you, let real good dreams last forever, let the land be old, let the days be barren … Happy birthday to my wife!
28. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...
May every day of every year be filled with happiness, light and love. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
30. One person can't sleep. The whole world can't sleep. Happy insomnia is because of fear of closing your eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end?
3 1, I will chase you to the ends of the earth, no matter where you go, I will be by your side until you die, only one thing, I'm afraid of you, you damn fool!
32. Spring is your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and Dongmei is your love.
Once upon a time, an old king wanted to marry his two daughters, so he invited princes from all over the world to marry his relatives. He asked a question and answered it so that he could marry his beautiful eldest daughter. He asked people to pull the first elephant. The question is: how can an elephant jump into the river with his ass covered? Everyone looked at each other. At this time, the ugliest Persian prince came up. He walked behind the elephant, took out a needle and stuck it in the elephant's ass. The elephant covered his ass and jumped into the river. The old king had no choice but to marry his eldest daughter. In a few months, he will marry his second daughter. This time, he has a more difficult problem: how to make the elephant nod first, then shake his head, then nod, and then jump into the river. No one dares to answer. The prince of Persia went to the elephant again and said to the elephant, "Do you still know me?" The elephant nodded. "Do you want to be the same as last time?" The elephant shook his head. "Then you know what to do." The elephant nodded, covered his ass and jumped into the river.
34. If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other foolishly, live a dull life, snuggle up and be silly together. When the mountain is closed by snow and ice, we will nest in the warm haystack, I will hold you and feed you rat poison.
35. Yingying is like water today and love the water is like the sky. Love is in my heart, and lovesickness is longer than dreams. Happy birthday to my favorite person! Every day of life will always be youthful and beautiful!
36. Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding! Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! Friar Sand took out a dog: I heard that this thing will be sent to the west at once.
37. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!
38. One day, a duck traveled around the world by plane, ate an eight-treasure meal on the plane, and accidentally crashed on fire. Later, people found the duck cooked with eight-treasure rice in the wreckage of the plane. ..... This is the origin of Babel Duck. ...
39. When riding a motorcycle, a person likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, it's back. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ...
40. This love is deeply buried in my heart and has been surging for a century. It was not until the day we got together that it surged into a bright and burning passion. Happy birthday!
4 1, I miss you. I miss you very much. I sat quietly by the window, looking at the distance. I can see you and hear your breath. Can you believe it?
42. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.
43. It's really tiring to get married. I wash my feet, rub my legs, rub my back, and then sleep in bed with me. Just like the old society, all the handles are bitter tears!
44. May all the best wishes be embedded in this card. May you be happy, satisfied and smile.
45. You were so gentle and quietly lying in my arms, inadvertently taking away my sincere heart. You stole my heart. No wonder some people say that my heart was eaten by a dog.
46. Baby, today is your birthday. I'm not with you. Do you remember to live well? With my company in previous years, birthday wishes will surround you. Happy birthday will invade you and me. You are my favorite person. I hope you are still happy without me!
47. A couple quarreled. Woman: "You can't compare with anyone!" " "Man:" Yes, especially girlfriends! " "