A funny thing about primary school composition 1 What a beautiful and nostalgic childhood it was! Those interesting past events, like flowers blooming in my heart, are extremely gorgeous and attractive.
I remember one time, I was watching TV alone at home and felt very hot, so I wanted to take some watermelons out of the refrigerator to eat. As soon as I opened the refrigerator, a chill came over my face. I suddenly had an idea: if only I could get into the freezer! I took everything out of the refrigerator and someone came in. It was only about four degrees in the freezer at that time, and I only wore a thin dress. "ah! It's so cool inside, I haven't been so comfortable for a long time. " I blurted out with joy. Not long after I stayed, I heard my mother's voice: "Ah! Why are there so many things on the ground? " Mother opened the refrigerator and the children saw me inside. They were startled and immediately dragged me out and said, "What are you doing in there?" I thought to myself: to be honest, I'm afraid my mother will scold me; Liar, you are not a good boy. After thinking about it, I replied, "I'll just stay inside and cool off." Mother said, "Fool, you will get sick after a long time. If the refrigerator door doesn't open, you will suffocate in it." After listening to my mother, I just looked at my mother. I was scared for a while.
In the evening, mom told the whole family about it, and everyone laughed.
A ridiculous thing about composition 2 in primary school is so ridiculous that I still want to laugh when I think about it. However, the taste of laughter is not good, because this ridiculous thing makes me very painful. I skipped class and went home after school this afternoon. At the door, as usual, I took the key from my neck to open the door. Huh? I didn't touch it. Oh, it may be in my trouser pocket. I felt in my trouser pocket again, but I couldn't find it for a long time. Is it in my schoolbag? My hand reached into my schoolbag again, but I had no clue. I am in a hurry. If my mother comes back, she will definitely scold me.
I'm too anxious to make my mother angry again. I have to find the key. I thought about it. By the way, didn't Li Ke and I play in front of her house for a while? I started running to Li Ke's house. But when I got to Li Ke's door, I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find my key. I think it's over. In order to find the key, I was sweating profusely, my clothes were soaked, my neck and back were itchy, and I scratched my back impatiently. Suddenly, I touched a little thing. Hey, isn't this the key? It was still hanging around his neck, but it was just thrown behind his back. What a false alarm! I'm really looking for the donkey on the donkey.
From this incident, I understand a truth: do nothing, don't be impatient. The more anxious you are, the less you can find it. Therefore, we should treat everything calmly. In the future, you must never learn from me.
A ridiculous thing about composition 3 in primary school I did something, and every time I think about it, I feel ridiculous and a little uneasy.
It was a Saturday when I was five years old. My parents went out to work, my mother-in-law went out to buy food, and I was the only one watching TV at home. I happened to see a program about how to cut hair. I had a whim to try to cut someone else's hair.
"Meow-"My cat doesn't know when it came out! As soon as my head was hot, I had an idea in my heart: I can cut the beard for the cat! I immediately picked up the scissors and rushed to the cat. I picked them up and cut them-the cat had a hard time "escaping" from my hand.
"Meow" seems to say, "Don't cut my beard, my beard is a treasure!" Then he hid, but he wouldn't come out and wouldn't let me finish cutting his beard. I teased him with cat food and teased him in various ways, but he just wouldn't come out as if he were not hungry.
"Knock!" So it's mom coming back!
"Mom, I'm hungry. Will you cook and cook? "
"Ok, mom will get the food." After dinner, I said what happened just now, and my mother couldn't help laughing.
"Baby, you are so funny!"
"Why, isn't it nice to cut a beard for a cat?" I don't understand. Mother said, "cats can only catch mice with beards." Without a beard, it can't catch mice. " After listening to my mother, I want to say to the cat, "I'm sorry!" " "
Since then, I have been kind to the cat, because I hope to make it up to you!
An interesting thing about composition 4 in primary school During the summer vacation, my parents brought me a new member. It has white thorns, two small red eyes, a pointed nose and a chubby body. It is a hedgehog. We call it "Guoguo".
Although cute, there is also a naughty side. Every morning it will fall asleep, but at night, it will immediately "make a scene in heaven" and make its nest in a mess. Mother thinks it is always dirty, so she plans to bathe it every weekend.
Before mother bathes hedgehog, she should prepare brushes, washbasins, towels and hair dryers.
When bathing it, my mother and I carefully brushed the dirt off it from top to bottom with a brush. Seeing success, my mother and I were about to be proud when we suddenly found two thin, long and black things in the water, like Yanjin dates. My mother and I looked at each other and understood that it was Guoguo who was defecating in the water. I asked my mother, "Why does it poop in the water?" He burst out laughing as he spoke. Mom said, "It's too comfortable to wash, and it will defecate!" " Mother picked up the fruit and it curled up into a ball. Her eyes looked at us innocently, as if to say, "I'm sorry, I'll correct it next time." "Looking at its lovely eyes, we couldn't help laughing.
Later, every time I saw the cute expression of my hedgehog, I still couldn't help but think of this ridiculous thing.
An interesting thing about primary school composition 5. Some people can't speak clearly, while others can't hear clearly. When these two things happen together, specify what funny things will happen.
Last year's sports meeting, athletes had to stay for training, and that day happened to be Friday when they returned to Wuli brand. Wulipai is far away, and it takes more than ten minutes by bike. After school, I handed my schoolbag to my grandmother, who said, "You can walk back by yourself later!" " ""all right! " I promised well, but I kept drumming in my heart: how long will it take to walk five miles in such a big sun?
After five o'clock, after the training, I walked out of the school gate and headed for Wulipai. The sun still shines on my face, as if to cook me. I walked lazily, complaining, "this bad grandmother, the sun is so big that I have to walk back by myself." As soon as I got to the bridge, I was tired and didn't want to go, so I walked lazily to my mother's shop and asked her to take me back after work.
When I went to my mother's shop, I called my grandmother with my mother's mobile phone: "Grandma, the Wuli brand is too far away. I will go back with my mother soon! " ""What, you won't return the Wuli card today. You heard wrong! " "Didn't you say you would go back every week?" "Five card so far, you want to go I'll take you there. Well, then come back with your mother! "
When I came home at night, I said confidently, "Grandma, didn't you let me go back?" "yes! You ran away before I finished. It's your fault, and you called me. " "I can't say for sure." "Well, I didn't make it clear." Grandma looked at me with a doting face, and I also reflected on my mistakes. I shouldn't have run away without hearing clearly.
Oh, I did an interesting thing that I can't forget now.
An interesting thing about primary school composition 6 In my memory, there are many interesting things. But there is one thing I will never forget.
It was noon on Monday, and I didn't go to swimming class. Because there is an exam tomorrow, I will supervise the endorsement with Zhu, Zhu and Jiang Zhuoyu outside the swimming pool. Let him recite ancient poems first. Who knows that he didn't recite his lessons well, so he stammered a few words: "Don't be a big boy, Tang, Gao Shi, thousands of miles away, um ... Oh, the north wind blows ducks and snows in succession, and the next sentence is ..." He couldn't think of it anymore, and he was as anxious as a little monkey jumping up and down. We all giggled. I quickly reminded him: "Mochow ..." Xiaotang immediately shook his head and repeatedly said: "Mochow's Xiling is thousands of miles away in autumn and snow, and it is at the gate of Wan Li, Wu Dong." We all laughed before he finished reciting it. Xiaotang scratched his head and asked inexplicably, "What did I do wrong?" We patiently explained: "It should be' Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and everyone knows a gentleman'. How did you confuse "quatrains" with "Don't move too big"? Hearing this, Tang Xiao blushed and said, "So ... I'll recite it again!" So, he went on chanting: "Mochow ... no, no, no, it's that Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and everyone knows ... I don't know a gentleman." We laughed again. In this way, Tang Xiao wore it for nearly half an hour, and we also laughed for half an hour. Finally, Tang Xiao finally recited the song Don't Be a Big Boy.
Fortunately, I didn't get this question in the midterm exam. Otherwise, I might have made a mistake by listening to "One Thousand Autumn Snows in Mochow Xiling" so many times.
An interesting thing about primary school composition 7. Things happen every day in school, so things have become more and more over the years. But one thing left a deep impression on me.
I remember it was a Chinese class. While the teacher was unprepared, I secretly lowered my head and wolfed down all the snacks after class that the teacher gave me! You did a good job. I can't swallow it, so I have to drum my mouth first, put them in my mouth and swallow them bit by bit.
At this moment, the teacher suddenly called my name: "Gao Bohan, what do you think of this problem?" Please answer. " I suddenly panicked, and I was about to be exposed, thinking: How can I say that I was stuffed with a snack? "Answer quickly!" The students are eager to hurry. In desperation, I stood up and said something that no one could understand: "Oh, oh _ goo _ goo _" At this time, the eagle-eyed Chen Boming found the snack in my mouth and immediately said, "Teacher, he is eating a snack!" The teacher looked at me and asked doubtfully, "Is this true?" I said anxiously, "Oh _ whoops _" and I was speechless. The teacher thought I was ill and came over and asked with concern, "Come on, open your mouth and let me have a look." "ah!" All the snacks in his mouth came out! There is a kind of "split flower"
I won't say much about the next thing. But do you think it's funny to write here? From this, I also learned a truth: in class, I should listen to the teacher wholeheartedly. After class, I will never eat again.
An interesting thing about primary school composition 8 Many things happened in my childhood, but what I remember most clearly is that I caught a thief.
One night, I was awakened by a strange noise. I opened my eyes and saw a black shadow flash across the door of my room. I was shocked and thought: it can't be a thief. I saw the figure again the next night. I spent the whole night wondering if it was a thief. After I confirmed that it was a thief, I thought about it for another day before I came up with a way to catch the thief. Before going to bed, I found a long and thin white rope, one end of which was tied to the door frame and the other end was held in the water, so that the rope fell to the ground and made a basin of water on the door, and a white rope was tied to the door handle. It is really "everything is ready, only the thief." Haha, thieves come to our house to steal without even looking at me.
Sure enough, the thief got up again in the middle of the night and walked into my trap. Ha-ha, thief, look at me. I'm killing you. He knew there was a trap when I pulled the white rope. After mixing with a dog, he took a step and fell into the mixed array of my banana skin and watermelon skin. I saw him fall step by step, at the door of my room. I pulled another white rope and a basin of water fell. He became a drowned rat in an instant. I seized the opportunity to pounce on him with a quilt, wrapped him in it and tied the quilt with a rope. I heard the sound so familiar that I quickly took it apart. It turned out to be my cousin. I quickly apologized to him, but when I saw his embarrassed appearance, I couldn't help laughing, and my cousin was green with anger.
How ridiculous I was then!
An interesting thing about primary school composition 9. It was a summer vacation day. I'm bored after finishing my homework, and I want to find something to do. Gee, my eyes shine. Didn't my uncle's old sow just give birth to some piglets? Why not bring a little pig to play? Thinking of this, I flew across the pigsty at a speed of 100 meters.
When I came to the pigsty, I stopped, sneaked into the pigsty, picked up a lovely pig, gently held its chubby belly in my hand, and its eyes looked at me curiously, not afraid at all. I am playing with it. Unexpectedly, the old sow stood up and stared at me fiercely, as if to say, "Give me my child back quickly." I didn't. I ran out of the pigsty with the pig in my arms and closed the door.
I was smug and thought, "Look how you got out. Look at your pettiness. You can't even hug your child. Really. " Just thinking about it, I heard a "click" sound, and the old sow arched the pigsty door open. I ran with the pig in my arms, and the old sow did not show weakness and ran after me. "Oops" is not good, and the old sow caught up with it. I quickly bent down to hold the pig in one hand and picked up the stone on the ground in the other, so I wanted to throw it to the sow. Although it hit him, he was not afraid and grinned at me. I can't stand it anymore, so I have to put the pig on the ground and run away.
Hey, my "brilliant life" was ruined by a pig, haha, it's ridiculous to think of it!
An interesting thing about primary school composition 10 When I was a child, I was always a very short child. Every physical examination, the teacher frowned and muttered: it's been a year, you are so small, shorter than others! Therefore, I often think: how can I grow taller?
Once, I accompanied my sister to water the flowers in the garden. She said to me while watering the flowers, "Look! To make plants grow taller, you can water them more! " "Really?" I'm dubious. "Of course!" Sister said firmly. "So that's it!" My eyes shine, and the plants will grow taller when watered. So are we the same? With this in mind, I am determined to give it a try.
One afternoon, it rained heavily, and the raindrops as big as beans drummed on the window. I slipped outside and stood in the rain while my mother was away. It thundered outside, and all the neighbors hurried home. But I stood still in the wind. This wind is nothing, as long as it can grow taller! I gritted my teeth and continued to stand upright in the wind. Soon, my mother came back. She grabbed me and dragged me to the door. I was anxious and shouted, "Mom! Mom! Let me go. I want to grow taller in the rain! " Mom paused, but soon understood and couldn't help laughing. I raised my stubborn little face and looked at my mother who was laughing her head off. I can't help wondering, "Is this so funny?"
Now every time I think about it, I feel so stupid and cute, and I have done such a ridiculous thing!
A ridiculous thing in primary school composition 1 1 There are countless absurd things in childhood, which have happened to everyone! I am chased by chickens, and I will laugh my teeth off when I mention it.
When I first arrived at my hometown, I could not help pretending to be "wicked" when I saw the lovely baby chicken taking a leisurely walk and the mother hen sleeping. Come on, baby, let me sleep on the roof, but it won't listen. It cries and wakes up the mother hen. The hen is in a hurry, as if to say; "Baby, where are you?" Suddenly, it saw the child on the roof and I wasn't on the roof. The hen thought it was me and screamed. I thought it would do something when it came down. Wow! The chicken jumped on me at once, which is not good. I had to run away. Wherever I run, it chases me. I didn't care so much when I saw the sheepfold. I jumped in suddenly and didn't give up until I jumped to the Yellow River. This sentence really suits mother hen.
When the hen saw that there was no way in, she gave up her only hope.
As soon as I saw the opportunity, I ran into the house at the speed of 0.0 1 second. My parents laughed when they saw me, and my grandfather giggled. I grabbed my grandfather's clothes as if I were asking for help, he said. "See for yourself" Haha, haha, ouch! I have a stomachache, so the beads of sheep dung are lying on my head.
Although it has been a long time, I can't help laughing at the thought.
A funny thing about primary school composition 12 In the process of growing up, many funny things happened, and one thing impressed me deeply.
Growing up, I didn't like sleeping. Sleeping every time is my biggest headache. The kindergarten teacher said to me earnestly, "Be sure to sleep, be sure to sleep." But I just wouldn't listen. In fact, I either can't sleep or I'm naughty. Once, because I didn't sleep in kindergarten, I fell asleep on the school bus and lay in the last row, sleeping like a pig. When I arrived at the station, my grandmother who picked me up was anxious to see if I wouldn't get off the bus, and then the teacher found that I was gone. In a daze, I heard many people shouting, "Liu Jiayu, Liu Jiayu ..." What happened? I opened my eyes and saw my teacher and grandma in a hurry. "This child, I saw her get on the bus." The teacher said anxiously. Grandma stamped her feet in anxiety. At this time, I sat up-ah, maybe I lay down, no one knows. "Grandma, I'm here." Everyone looked at my sleepy appearance and immediately ran towards me. The adults looked at each other, and finally, they smiled.
This is really a ridiculous thing, but I understand a truth from it: do everything according to the rules and regulations, and don't be careless, otherwise it will make a big joke.
A ridiculous thing in the composition of primary school 13 The interesting things in colorful life are like waves, which are memorable. I can't help laughing at one of them now.
It was when I was four years old. I wanted to be an adult. One day, my parents were not at home, leaving me alone. The door of the closet is open. I looked at the colorful clothes in the closet, and it occurred to me: I want to be a mother once, too. So, I took off my mother's pants, hat and coat, tooted to the shoe rack and took out my mother's high heels.
I put on my pants first, then my coat, hat and shoes at last, but the heels were too high, and I had a great effort to stand firm. I looked left and right in the mirror, and it felt so beautiful! Although my hat covers my eyelids, my coat covers my thighs, my pants hang down to my ankles, and even my shoes are twice as big as my feet, I don't care and feel like a flower fairy. When I was intoxicated, my parents came back. They laughed when they saw my funny appearance and said, "Silly boy, put on your own clothes." I pursed my lips, reluctantly changed my clothes, and sat glumly on the sofa. My mother came up to me and said kindly, "I don't mean that you are not beautiful, but that you are so cute." You are too young to wear different clothes at different ages. You will be more beautiful when you grow up. " After listening to my mother's words and thinking about myself just now, I couldn't help laughing.
Since then, it has become a joke for mom and dad. Everyone laughs every time I mention this. Although my face is burning, I will smile at myself.
A funny thing about primary school composition 14 happened in the second grade of primary school.
On this day, after coming home from school, I opened my exercise book in a hurry and worked hard. Because there was not much homework, it was finished quickly. So, I quickly turned on the computer and played the game.
When I came back, I saw books and exercise books piled up like hills on my desk, so I shouted, "Wei Wei! Vivian! Stop playing games, come and clear the table, and then sort out tomorrow's textbooks. " I'm fighting monsters. "Wait a minute, I'll be right there!" "I answered my mother loudly.
The fighting has come to an end temporarily. I grabbed the things on the table and stuffed them into my schoolbag, and then I hurried on playing games.
The next morning, when I opened my schoolbag to hand in my homework, I was surprised to find something like a bowl in it! I froze: isn't this grandpa's ashtray? Why is it in my schoolbag? I was so scared that I quickly stuffed it into the drawer. Fortunately, my classmates didn't find me, otherwise I would be laughed off by them.
After returning home, the whole family laughed so hard that Grandpa burst into tears.
It's been a long time, but every time I think about it, I can't help laughing. Alas! I am really careless.
A ridiculous thing about primary school composition 15 In my childhood, I did many ridiculous things. Although many of them have long been forgotten with the passage of time, I still remember one of the most ridiculous things.
That was when I was in the middle class of kindergarten. One day at noon, my mother was cooking lunch and found that there was no salt at home, so she asked me to go to a small shop not far from the community to buy salt. I am very happy, because this is my first time to go shopping alone. After buying salt, I walked home happily with a salt bag, thinking happily that I could help my mother. Just thinking, my foot slipped and fell. I quickly got up and saw that the salt bag was broken and shiny salt was scattered all over the floor. what can I do? I have to go home depressed.
As soon as I entered the community, I saw Grandpa Zhang in the gatehouse scouring rice under tap water. Oh, dear! I patted my head. Can't the salt be washed when it is dirty? So, I borrowed a small basin from Grandpa Zhang, went back to the place where I fell just now, held all the salt on the ground into the basin, and came to the faucet to look for salt. I filled it with water, stirred it a few times by hand, and then poured it out. Hey! Where did the salt go? Now I panic, I don't know what to do, so I have to go home and prepare to be criticized. When I got home, I told my mother the whole story. When my mother heard this, instead of criticizing me, she burst into laughter and said, "Silly son, how can salt be washed out?" It will dissolve in water. If you put it in water, it will certainly dissolve quickly, so of course you can't find it. "After listening to this, I suddenly realized that I was amused by what I just did.
Three or four years later, I still feel ridiculous when I think of this stupid thing when I was a child.