2. On the eve of Singles Day, I received a short message from my girlfriend "Happy Singles Day to you". I replied: I have a girlfriend, and I am not single! Another: When you receive this message, you will be.
I farted on the bus,
Seeing people waving around, their faces are full of pain.
I also waved.
The lady next to me turned to me and said, stop pretending.
My wife and I went to the Reclining Buddha Temple to play. My wife couldn't walk on the road, so I carried her. An old woman saw it and said seriously, you see, you are also a scholar. My wife is ill, so it's no use going to the hospital earlier.
5. Go to a friend's house to play. It happens that my friend's wife is breastfeeding. It happened that the child refused to breastfeed and joked to the child: Eat quickly, or the uncle will eat.
The day before yesterday, my boss, a man, looked behind my computer for a long time and said, "Xiaoke, do you grow vegetables, too?" This is working time! "
I collected melon seeds. . . . . Look at him.
Said, "Manager Zhang, this is my desktop. Which vegetable field do you see standing on Super Mary? "
7. When my brother takes the bus, a beautiful girl on the bus always looks at him. The younger brother thought: the girl may be interested in herself and can't help but be happy. The girl got off at the station. The younger brother immediately followed. The girl walked in front and looked back from time to time. The younger brother got up the courage to run forward and said humorously, "Miss, why do you always look at me?" Is there a grain of rice on my face? The girl glared at him and said, "Are you sick?" I know. I still don't wipe it. "
8. The bedroom is on the sixth floor. When I climbed up, I found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt for it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key and climbed up again. I found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "You see your door is open, I'll close it for you." …
9. My girlfriend said I was too girly at night. I was angry, so I quarreled with her. I wanted to be a man, but I finally couldn't help crying.
10. A buddy got up the courage to express his deep feelings to MM on QQ, and MM later replied: I am her mother, and I am here to steal food.
1 1. A female classmate's birthday, the four of us agreed to send her a "happy birthday" at 0: 00, and each of us sent a sentence, and I got the second sentence. As a result, they didn't send it
12. Students go to the toilet between classes, only to find that they don't have any paper, and they can't wait for people, so their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help ... It is said that there was a long silence, and later ... his classmates received such a short message in class: Hello, China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details.