C: That's a good question. No. So I had to steal it.
Well, then, how long has it been stolen? (At the same time, A said)
Well, not long, a little over a month.
B: How much is it?
A: How much is it?
C: Just a few years.
B: How many times a month?
C: Not much. I steal it once a month.
B: Gee, that's not much.
C: 30 days at a time.
A: Too many.
B: I said you thieves are still fighting continuously.
C: God, I can't do it without practicing. We thieves should be graded.
Do thieves have any grades?
C: God, a game of chess in the country! We thieves are no exception.
Oh, let me ask you today. What grade are you in?
C: Sorry, I only got the provincial level 2 exam, and I'm going to take the national level 4 exam next month.
A: Thief, do you still have four paragraphs?
C: That's right. If you fail, you will pay the price. God, I'm telling you, the exam is getting harder and harder now. Let's say national level 4. As far as we thieves are concerned, the national level 4, as it turns out, is either unqualified or qualified. It's changed now,
You must write down how much you stole.
B: Let me tell you, is your fourth-class thief useful?
C: Is it still useful? Take it off. Very useful. I'm telling you, if you don't pass the customs, you're embarrassed to steal it, I'm telling you.
B: Cut.
C: I tell you, this is our level. I dare not say anything in Fuxin. I am absolutely first-class and the number one thief in Liaoning University. Just my buddy, he knows both black and white.
B: Isn't that familiar? I was beaten by the underworld and caught by the white road.
A: You should be serious and strict over there. Pay attention. We're in interrogation. Didn't you watch the trial?
C: You, no wonder the object looks down on you, and I look down on you.
What are you talking about? I'm telling you, I'm in charge when I'm with him.
C: It's up to you. Just say it.
What do you know? You know, we call it democracy.
C: Democracy? Put away your democracy, you are the home of the people and the Lord.
I don't want to talk about you You see, your partner looks like the scene of the accident.
What do you think of your girlfriend? When we agreed. ......
Listen to me.
C: When we disagree, we don't listen to others. How dare you say it? I don't know. I blushed.
b； You interrogate him.
A: I do not judge. I will judge. Do you think you will feel a lot of pressure as the number one thief in Liaoning University of Technology?
b； Ah! Are you questioning or visiting?
A: Shen Shen ... Lao San, this theft will make people look down forever. Why do you still enjoy it?
C: Hey! There are some mysteries that you will never understand.
B: Is there any mystery that we will never understand? Tell me what the mystery is.
Captain: I tell you, don't scare me. I don't care whether we go up the hill hand in hand or down the frying pan side by side. In the face of your torture, I only have three words
I don't know
C: I told you!
B: Go ahead!
10 point
A: It depends on your ability. Let me tell you something. Today, we are not torturing, but threatening and conniving!
Everyone: Ah!
A: Ah, no, education! I just want to ask you now. You said you were a thief. What qualities do you have?
Oh, my God! That's too much. The most important thing is to keep your eyes accurate, and this finger should be steady and firm! Let's just say. That's special. We thieves all use side lights (bladders).
B: Ah, how can you see people with your bladder? How can that thing see people!
C: If you don't say that you and the pig are brothers, you just don't confess! Side light means canthus!
B: What's the matter? That's all!
C: Now your expression must be sincere, so that everyone will think that you are not a thief! Come here, you come here. You look into my eyes and you see a sincere face.
I saw a dog's face.
Me too.
C: Forget it, forget it, don't bother. I'm telling you, if I don't steal, this year will be a blockbuster.
A: What?
C: myth.
B: (Right) Come here, come here. I'll tell you what, just leave it to the tour guide. Got fired. Forget it.
A: Don't worry, we can't fix him even if we do his work.
B: It's no use. He is just a tiger. He stole everything. Yesterday he played poker with the aunt who was the doorman at the bottom of the building and stole a king.
C: What the hell? Who stole Wang Ming's name or Xiao Wang's
A: You see, your brain king Xiao Wang is a king. We tell you this, we know that your family is in a bad condition, you don't know, but haven't we all been helping you? Let's not go any further. Did I apply for food allowance for you yesterday?
B: Don't bother. I'll find a guide. Oh, my God, here comes the monitor.
I lost my schoolbag.
Everyone: Ah!
D: There is a wallet in it. That's a trivial matter. The key is the certificate of poor students in our class and the application form of food subsidy. What should I do? Isn't this my wallet (pick up my wallet). Who took it?
A: He.
Where is my schoolbag?
A&B: Go ahead.
C said: I threw it in the toilet. (At this time, Ding's light is dim ...)
Captain: Who are you?
1: I am half of you.
2: I am your other half.
C: No, that's impossible. It is said that half men are women! I'm both women. You are (pointing to 1)
1: Your conscience.
C: Then you.
2. Your evil thoughts.
1: What a wonderful day we had, but why did you abandon me so easily? Why did you beat me so easily?
2. It's simple for people to survive, but people should get wealth by hook or by crook and live better than others.
1: That doesn't mean you can steal it, and our parents can't afford it.
Don't mention them to me, why others can eat and drink. I can't stand wearing Adinike on a high-end mobile phone, but I have almost nothing. I should have what others have.
1: Is it wrong for parents to give birth to us?
2: Wrong.
1: Wrong, people live by themselves, by their own hands.
It's really beautiful, so I'll go by myself. ......
1: stealing. Do you know what you stole?
2. Everything, cell phone ... schoolbag ... and. ......
1: Have someone else's love.
2: no, don't.
1: You can never beat me. I want to come back to you.
C: I want justice and conscience. I won't steal now. I won't steal now.
A: Why?
It's terrible.
A: Very bad.
You are a tiger.
C: Where is he?
A: I don't know.
C: Where is he?
B: Here, here, here. ......
C: No, no, no ... Where are my two halves?