Humorous stories in real estate sales

1, Broken Arrow doesn't believe in his own will and will never be a general. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a father and son went to war. The father became a general and the son was just a pawn. Another horn sounded, the drums roared, and my father solemnly raised an quiver with an arrow in it. The father solemnly said to his son, "This is the treasure arrow at home. It is extremely powerful when you carry it with you, but you must never take it out. " This is an extremely delicate quiver, made of thick cowhide, inlaid with faint shiny copper edges, and look at the arrow's exposed tail. You can tell at a glance that it is made of fine peacock feathers. The son is beaming and greedily speculates about the appearance of the shaft and arrow, as if the arrow whizzed past his ear and the enemy commander died. Sure enough, Bao Jian's son is heroic and invincible. When the trumpet sounded, the son could no longer resist the heroic spirit of victory and completely abandoned his father's words. A strong desire drove him to shout and pull out his treasure arrow, trying to find out. Suddenly he was shocked. A broken arrow, there is a broken arrow in the quiver. I have been fighting with a broken arrow! My son broke out in a cold sweat, as if the house had lost its pillar in an instant and collapsed. The result is self-evident, and my son died tragically in the disorderly army. Blowing away the misty smoke, my father picked up the broken arrow and spat heavily: "If you don't believe in your will, you will never be a general." How stupid it is to pin victory or defeat on a precious arrow, and how dangerous it is for a person to give the core and handle of life to others! For example, pin your hopes on children; Put happiness on her husband; Put your life safety on the unit ... hint: you are an arrow. If you want to make it tough, if you want to make it sharp, if you want to make it go through a hundred paces and hit a hundred shots, you can only sharpen it and save it. Dad said to his son, I want to find a wife for you. The son said, but I am willing to find it myself. Dad said, but this girl is Bill Gates' daughter. The son said, if so, yes! Then his father went to Bill Gates and said, I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates said, no, my daughter is still young! Dad said, but this young man is the vice president of the World Bank. Bill Gates said, Oh, all right! Finally, dad went to the president of the World Bank and said, I recommend a vice president to you. The president said, but I have too many vice presidents, redundant! Dad said, but this young man is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. The president said, well, ok! A country boy from America applied for a job as a salesman in a big department store in the city. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" He replied, "I used to sell from door to door in the village." The boss likes his cleverness: "You can come to work tomorrow. I'll come to see you after work. " At 5 o'clock the next night, it was almost time to get off work. The boss really came and asked him, "How many orders did you make today?" "A bill." The young man replied. "There is only one order?" The boss was surprised and said, "Our salespeople here can basically complete 20 to 30 transactions a day! How much did you spend on this business? " "300,000 dollars." The young man replied. "How did you get so much money?" Ask the boss, the boss was dumbfounded, and it took a long time to return to god. "Well," said the young man from the countryside, "a person came in to buy things. I sold him the small hook first, then the medium hook and finally the big hook. Then, I sold him a small fishing line, a medium fishing line and finally a big fishing line. I asked him where to go fishing, and he said the seaside. I suggested that he buy a boat, so I took him to the boat counter and sold him a 20-foot sailboat with two engines. He said that his current car might not be able to tow such a big boat. So I took him to the car sales area and sold him a new luxury cruiser. " The boss asked with a grain of salt, "You can sell so many things to a customer by buying a hook?" "No," replied the young shop assistant from the countryside, "he came to buy sanitary napkins for his wife. I told him,' Your weekend is ruined. Why don't you go fishing? "