Characters:
Yan Xiaoliu: Netcom community administrator, serious and stubborn.
Tong Xiangyu: The innkeeper is stingy, loves money and has a good impression on Bai Zhantang.
Bai Zhantang: Inn attendant, confident and handsome, likes Tong Xiangyu.
Guo Furong: A handyman in the inn, arrogant and lovely, has a good impression on Lv Xiucai.
Li Dazui: An inn cook likes to take advantage of petty advantages and eat. She is chubby and narrow-minded, and her dream lover is Whelan.
Lv Xiucai: The cashier in the inn loves reading, showing off knowledge, being narrow-minded, and liking Guo Furong.
Mo Xiaobei: Tong Xiangyu's sister-in-law, who doesn't like homework, loves candied haws, and is naughty and lovely.
Stage: three tables, three benches, several teapots and bowls, and a counter.
Props: notebook (face), broom (Guo), vegetable basket (Li), rag (white), fan (child)
★ Start ————————————— ㊣
Inside Tongfu Inn: Xiao Guo sweeps the floor, the scholar checks out at the counter, Li Dazui walks through the hall with a basket, and Bai Zhantang cleans the table.
Child (on stage, all smiles): the exhibition hall, open the door, receive guests and start business ~ ~ ~
Bai: It's already opened. I am waiting for you. The food is cold.
Tong (all smiles): Hey, clean this up, Zhan Tang, it's being wiped here, big mouth ~ ~, clean the stove.
Bai: Hey, boss, what's wrong today? What occasion?
Guo (grumpily): Probably a lottery ticket. If it wasn't about money, she wouldn't do it.
Lu (answering stubble): No, I heard that she went shopping yesterday and left a silver or two on her feet. She picked it up and jumped back with one leg.
Guo (winking): Why? . . Why legs?
Lu: I twisted my foot and played all night.
Tong (face falls, walks to the table and sits down slowly): Am I that kind of person? If I were that kind of person, I wouldn't get married. If I hadn't married, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband hadn't died, I wouldn't be so sad. If I hadn't fallen into such a sad situation, I wouldn't be like this today. . . . . . (sad)
The scholar looks very sympathetic to Guo.
Guo (impatient): OK, OK, it's all the same. Come on, do you have anything new?
Tong (suddenly stands up, happy) Anything else? Do it again (yes)! ! !
Everybody gather around and listen.
Tong: There is good news and bad news. Which one should I listen to first?
Lu (smirking, striking the table): OK! ! !
Tong: The Olympic Games will be held here, and our store has been designated as an Olympic cooperative hotel by Loudi County. In the future, Beckham's Tomb, Jordan, Adidas and Nike will all come here to live!
Bai: What are you doing here?
Tong (): In short, the red, yellow, green and hairy areas will come, and then (as some money), dollars, francs, Thai baht and Burmese rupees. . . . . Ha ha ha ha ha. . . . .
(Everyone feels creepy.)
Tong: Here comes our idol!
Everyone: Who?
Tong: Liu Xiang! ! !
(supercilious look)
Guo (winking at the scholar): Who is Liu Xiang?
Lu (gesticulating): The kind that runs fast, with many long benches in the middle, jumping and running.
Guo: How can so many benches run fast?
Lu: It's good to be light! ! I was so proud that I suddenly saw a loss and bowed my head. )
Li: What's the bad news?
Tong (with a sad face): Luzhi County wants us to improve our service level, from hardware to software, to provide customers with a first-class accommodation environment. To keep abreast of the Olympic information, release the news quickly! (I feel like crying) Our store is at least ten miles away from Shilipu venue, and it takes one day to write a letter. From the water sports of Xiliang River, it takes two hours by carriage, and you need to know the Olympic information in real time. How can it be so fast (on the table)?
Everyone is at a loss.
Lu: Hey, I heard that there are some nets now, and there are other P's and V's. . . You will soon know something far away.
Yan (walks in from the outside): Internet!
Tong (looking up at the scholar): I don't fish. What's the use of fishing?
Everyone looked back: hey, here comes the head catcher! !
Yan (reaching out): Don't call me Yan Shoutou, I've switched to Netcom.
Bai: What is Netcom?
Yan (sitting down to drink water): It's a telecom operation company.
Li: A company that buys snacks?
Yan (waving): Say you don't understand either. Anyway, don't call me Yan catcher in the future.
Bai: What is it called?
Yan: I (pointing to myself with my thumb, which is very cow-shaped) am now the community manager of Netcom Company, responsible for the communication service in Qixia Town, so please call me "Yan Jing" from now on!
Li (laughs): Oh, my God, "Yanjing" and "Yanjing", are you refreshing or dry beer?
Yan: Fuck!
Everyone laughed.
Yan (suddenly realizing, standing up): What is dry beer? It's beer, right?
Li: Isn't your name Yanjing? I'm still Qingdao!
Lu: I am the "blue ribbon"
Guo: I am Snowflake.
Yan: What's wrong? Ok, ok, let's call it all, called "Manager Yan"!
Tong (apologizes, helps Yan sit down): Yan Jing. . . oh . Manager Yan! What are you doing here?
Yan (bull-shaped): I heard. . . You have become the designated hotels for the Olympic Games?
Tong (nodding, frowning): I'm worried sick. I still need many conditions.
Yan: I'm worried. Aren't I here to help you?
Everyone (contemptuous): How?
Yan: I am now the community manager of Netcom. Our company has many businesses that can improve the software and hardware service level of your hotel.
Tong (holding Yan's hand): Tell me, tell me, in the water!
(Guo is busy smiling to pour water)
Yan: In view of your difficulty in keeping abreast of sports events, we have IPTV.
Lu: Yes! What did I say, p, v!
Guo: Go! !
Yan: You can watch whatever you want.
Tong: What's the difference between this and the "TV" mentioned by the previous scholar?
Yan: Of course there is a difference! He plays TV and IPTV.
Li: Can I see Whelan?
Yan: Yes!
Li (excitedly): Oh, my God, that's great!
Tong: Can you see Liu Xiang?
Yan: Yes! You can also keep abreast of the information of athletes from all over the world.
Tong: Great! I want to see what constellation Liu Xiang is! (Fantasy, intoxicated)
Bai (glaring, kneeling on the table and asking): Can you see Guo Jingjing?
Yan: Yes!
Bai: Great! Oh, my God, that dress, that movement! (to everyone)
Child (dumbfounded, face falling): How much is this?
Yan: Twenty taels a month.
Child (surprised and contemptuous): Twenty taels? ! ! Kill me (get up and leave)
Li: manned! I beg you, I haven't seen Whelan since I got well. . . .
Tong: No!
Li: Sister! . . . . Auntie! (Want to kneel down)
Tong (busy helping): OK, OK! Am I that old? (To Yan) Does General Yan have anything else to do? (Walk back and sit down)
Yan: You can go to ADSL.
Everyone was stunned: what is death and what is love?
Yan: It's broadband.
Lu: What does this have to do with the "blue ribbon"?
Yan: What blue ribbon? It's surfing the internet.
Tong (making a gesture): I know this. This is a fishing place.
Yan: Wow ~ ~ ~, what fish, what fish?
Tong: Hairy fish, or broadband land.
Yan: What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. Did I mention that?
Guo: Net!
Yan: Yes, a fishing net!
Tong (back to everyone): I was right!
Yan: oh ~ ~ ~ why, I confused you ... it's the internet!
Tong (unintelligible): Oh. . . Yinde.com。 . .
Yan: You can publish information quickly, find information quickly and shop online.
Guo (Jump, Le): Can we still go shopping? !
Yan: Yes! Look! (Take out the notebook, open it, and demonstrate it online)
Tong: What's this?
Lu: The legendary magic mirror can see many things.
Tong (unintelligible): Oh. . . . What is he doing?
Yan: surf the internet.
Tong: Where is the net? (Look under the notebook, under the desk)
Yan: Wireless!
Lu: Stop looking and take something from a distance!
Child: Yes. . oh . . .
Guo (jumping over): Can I buy rouge and jewelry here? ]
Yan (proudly): Of course. (Guo excited)
Lu: Can I buy books?
Yan: Yes, there are discounts.
Lu (striking the table excitedly): Great!
Bei: Can I buy candied haws?
Yan (proudly): Yes, you can have as many as you want!
Bei (jumping up and patting Guo): Yeah!
Everyone was very excited and hugged and shook hands.
Bei (grabs the computer): I'll try, I'll try!
Tong (cold face): You get excited when it comes to spending money. How much do you earn a month?
Everyone was stunned first, then glared, and they all protested to the children with their fists: pay rise, pay rise!
Child (panic): OK, OK, go up, go up. (Smiling) Xiao Liu! Besides, what are the benefits?
Yan: Yes! You post the information of your shop online, and then, what Beckham's Tomb, Jordan, Adidas, Nike. . . What red hair land, yellow hair land, green hair land. . . They all came to live here.
Tong (): Really? ! ! !
Yan: What US dollars, francs, Thai baht and Burmese rupees were there? . . (earn some money)
Tong (exultation): Hahahaha! ! ! ! ! All right! All right! Very good! Then I will use it!
Everyone was excited, hugging and high-fiving.
Yan: Good! We have a series of hotel solutions, and there is a discount if you use them all.
Tong: Is there a discount? ! Great! Mouth, prepare dinner for Yan Jing quickly. .
Li (happily): Hey!
Tong: Tonight, Yan Jing. . . . Manager Yan has eaten here.
Yan: No, I haven't (packed my notebook).
Bai: Don't answer it. . .
Yan (to everyone): I have to find the cashier. They are the banks of Olympic partners, and they invited me to introduce the business of Netcom two days ago. I'm leaving. You are very busy. (going out)
Tong: Go slowly, don't send it!
Xiao Tong returned to Taichung and told the audience: It's true, the Olympic Games came to our hotel.
Bai: Netcom serves my family.
Lu: The warm introduction is really thoughtful.
Bei: If you want to eat Sugar-Coated Berry, reach out! ! !
(Tong glared at Bei, and someone was carrying a big cardboard box at the door) Is this Tongfu Inn?
Tong (puzzled): Yes, you are. . .
M: You ordered candied haws online. This is the bill, one * * * three hundred and twenty!
Tong: God of Russia! (faint, everyone help, end)