2. Come back immediately after the commercial!
I received the news that Troy has started to work.
This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?
Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.
6, sorry, break, talk to you next class!
7. Sorry, the network is disconnected, please resend …
8. The owner is away. Where have you been? Just ... just not telling you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. ...
9. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!
10, the most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.
1 1. Want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!
12, alas-you are so naughty! Look, I'm not finished. There you go again!
13, hehe, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!
14, hello, the host is not here, please leave a message for the host, thank you for using! The owner's inflatable doll.
15, what did you send? I see how it is garbled!
16, it's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!
17. The above information was mistaken for a virus. Please try again later.
18, hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.
19, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.
20. Hi, I'm Angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.
2 1, the subscriber you dialed is being sorted, please redial later.
22, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!
23. Hey, hey, want to see my automatic reply? No way!
24. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
25. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.
26. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
27. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?
28. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...
29. Hands are always too soft and hearts are softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.
30. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!
3 1, the scholar hides in the network, waiting for the beauty; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.
32. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.
33. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?
34. Go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.
35. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.
36. Hi! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"!
37. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.
38. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.
39. My present posture: WC, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force. ...
40. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!
4 1, Bajie, I'm fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll see you in Gaolaozhuang later. ...
42. The owner didn't bring a paper toilet!
43. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!
44. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me.
45. The main reason is myocardial infarction … I'm dying … Please call first if you want to leave a message!
46. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
47. I am not here, but I am leaving. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?
48. The computer is processing your information. Just a moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!
49. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.
50. If I don't cancel within one minute, hehe-I'm embarrassed to pull it-
5 1, the main reason is myocardial infarction … dying … If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!
52. Hi-I'm not here right now. If you need anything, please leave a message after hearing the "push" sound ... push!
53.hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!
54. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!
55. When robbing a bank … Come quickly, remember to put socks on your head, and you'd better buy Langsha brand …
56. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
57. Your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send "I love you" to start the firewall, and the system will automatically kill virus for you.
58. I am XX's dog. XX is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.
59. The subscriber you dialed has not installed QQ…… ... ...
60. Go away. If you don't reply within a few minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!
6 1, please wait while your hard disk is being formatted. ...
62. The subscriber you called is streaking ... Please redial later!
63. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
64. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!
65. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!
66. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!
68. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
69. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you!
70. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
7 1. If a nun knocks at the door every day, the Buddha says: Fall is rebirth. I will fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you. ...
72. why Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?
73. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!
74. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you have anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!
75. Please don't disturb me while I'm taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!
76. Banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...
77. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.
78. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.
79. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.
80, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when I will go online, I said it is basically difficult. ;