Time: Contemporary weekend afternoon.
Venue: Dai Hongjia living room.
Character: Dai Hong: Male middle school student, well-off, busy parents, daily life is taken care of by nanny.
Zhijian: Dai Hong's classmate lives in the countryside, his father is ill at home, and his mother works as a nanny at Dai Hong's house.
Aunt Lan: Zhijian's mother, a rural woman, went out to work as a nanny at Dai Hong's house because her husband was paralyzed at home and her son was in urgent need of money to study.
Scene: There are computer desks and bookcases on the right front of the stage, dining tables and chairs in the stage, and single person sofa on the left rear of the stage.
[Curtain Rev.: Zhijian is on Dai Hong who has a back injury to his right foot. Sweating profusely, he gently put Dai Hong on the sofa. He was very concerned and said to Dai Hong.
Zhijian: How's it going? Does it still hurt? Shall I put a hot towel on you? (talking while sweating, gasping intermittently)
Dai Hong: Nothing, nothing! Look, I'll be fine as soon as I get home. When I saw my precious computer, my feet didn't hurt at all! Come on, Zhijian, I'll teach you to play games online. (Get up and pull Zhijian to the computer desk)
Zhijian: Don't, don't, don't, be careful of the injury on your foot! (Hurry to help Dai Hong)
Dai Hong: Hehe, don't worry, my foot is not hurt at all!
Zhijian: You are lying! ? (Take a step back)
Dai Hong: Well ... yes, but not all right!
Zhijian: you ... What the hell are you doing?
Dai Hong: Don't be angry. I'll tell you the truth. I pretended to have a foot injury today and didn't go to school to organize a spring outing to the suburban zoo. It's true. I lied to you, too.
Zhijian: Stop it!
Dai Hong: Zhijian, you know, I am a super invincible online game fan. As soon as I sit at this computer desk, I turn on the computer and look at the screen. Haha, the world will be ruled by me ...!
Zhijian: The computer is at your home. You can play online at night when you come back from a spring outing!
Dai Hong: Absolutely not. You don't know. My parents wouldn't let me play, saying it would delay my study.
Zhijian: Yes! There is something wrong with your academic performance in class.
Dai Hong: What are you afraid of? Do you know how many levels of legends I have played online? It is thirty-eight. I'm two grades short of 40 points, okay?
Zhijian: What, you don't do your homework? Don't review your lessons
Dai Hong: Hey! Why are you in tune with your parents!
Zhijian: Is this wrong?
Dai Hong: No, no, no! If my parents are at home, I can't surf the Internet and play games.
Zhijian: Isn't this better?
Dai Hong: You, you ...! How can I put it? Do you know how much money I invested in Legend in order to get to level 38? More than 1000 yuan!
Zhijian: Does it cost so much to play games online? Don't lie!
Dai Hong: What weapons and equipment can I buy without spending money? Do you want the money for the verdict? One of the best equipment is only a few hundred dollars!
Zhijian: This ...! What are the benefits of playing at level 40?
Dai Hong: Fool, then I can earn a lot of money and buy new equipment. Haha, I'm rich!
Zhijian: Well … I really don't understand …? !
Dai Hong: What don't you understand? You get good grades in class, and you don't play video games. You begin to review the questions. You are a problem master. But playing games on the computer! I can also be said to be an isolated overlord.
Zhijian: Yes, yes, yes! You are a bully! You won't be the overlord when your parents come back.
Dai Hong: Why not mention which pot? However, today you are wrong. My parents won't come back today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. They are on a business trip, and I can be a legend at home, and no one can care! Three days and three nights guarantee to go up a storey still higher. I have a lot of money in my vault, from Red Moon to Cang Yue!
Zhijian: Forget it, I won't bother you! I'm leaving.
Dai Hong: Zhijian, don't go. You helped me a lot today. How can I let you go? Eat here and I'll teach you to play games online.
Zhijian: Thank you. I have to go. (getting up to go)
Dai Hong: Don't go!
Zhijian: What?
Dai Hong: You are going to betray me.
Zhijian: No.
Dai Hong: Then don't go. Really, I mean well. You see, I tricked your teachers and classmates into not going for a spring outing. Pretending to hurt your foot, you offered to give up playing in the zoo and carry me home. I fooled you. You are so tired that you are sweating all over. Is it still a spirit for me to let you go alone now? Zhijian, my good classmate, I will never forget your benefits.
Zhijian: Dai Hong, don't say that! I also have difficulties! Today, the school went to the suburban zoo for a spring outing. I really want to go, because I have never been there since I was a child and have been living in a mountainous rural area. But I have to pay a full 20 yuan for the spring outing, which is my living expenses for half a month. I really want to play with my teachers and classmates. I can't help it I am poor! Just when I was in a dilemma, I said no. You saved my life. Your foot is hurt, so you can't go. I quickly seized the opportunity to take you home. I pretended to be Lei Feng for that twenty dollars! Dai Hong, I lied, too, and I lied to my teachers and classmates! If I betray you, I betray myself!
Dai Hong: No! Zhijian, you are in trouble. I am lying!
Zhijian: It's all the same anyway.
Dai Hong: No, just different! Although I'm not sure, I will be your classmate and friend for life!
Zhijian: Thank you!
Dai Hong: Then don't go and eat here.
Zhijian: Good! Do you want me to help you cook?
Dai Hong: No, we have a nanny who was specially invited by my parents for me. She may go shopping now. We'll go later.
Zhijian: (Looking around admiringly at this moment) Dai Hong, your home is really spacious and magnificent.
Dai Hong: This is my parents' bedroom and study. That's my room, and this is my special computer and small study room for me to study alone. Dining here, there is a big living room in front. How's it going? Not bad!
Zhijian: (seeing what comes to mind at the shoe changing place in front of the door) Dai Hong, let me change my shoes!
Dai Hong: No, not today. There's a nanny anyway. If it gets dirty, it will be cleaned. Don't worry. Come on, let's turn on the computer and play games! (Lan Zhijian walks to the computer desk)
Zhijian: I can't play alone.
Dai Hong: Never mind. I'll teach you. Let's start at the elementary level.
Zhijian: No, our family can't afford a computer, and we can't afford to go to an Internet cafe. Forget it. You hit, attack your "Legend" level 40!
Dai Hong: What? Not enough friends!
Zhijian: OK, I'll read it.
Dai Hong: Reading! That's enough. Look here, on my bookcase, there are all kinds of math, physics, chemistry, English, review reference books and previous exam outlines.
Zhijian: Have you seen it?
Dai Hong: Why do you watch so much? It's fun (referring to computers). Zhijian, I haven't seen enough classes at school.
Zhijian: This information is great. Did your parents buy it for you?
Dai Hong: Of course!
Zhijian: Then why is your academic record so poor?
Dai Hong: This is to blame. (of a computer)
Dai Hong: Stop. Don't say that. Look at that. (Take Zhijian to my parents' bookcase and show him the knot) There are several bookcases in this room, all bought by my mother. You can have a look.
[Zhijian walks forward and virtually looks at the big bookcase in front of him to browse the bibliography]
Zhijian: There are so many world famous works ... Romance of the Three Kingdoms, A Dream of Red Mansions, Lu Xun, Family Spring and Autumn Annals, Guo Moruo, Lao She, Thunderstorm, Qian Zhongshu, Besieged City, Birth of Tragedy and Wen Xin Diao Long! (loudly) Dai Hong, your boy is really blessed. There are so many books in your house!
Dai Hong: What? Blessed, you see, those books are newer than those of Xinhua Bookstore, but I haven't read them. That pile of things is not as exciting as computer games. To tell the truth, in study, you are the first positive number, and I am the last one; Playing games, in our school, I was defeated in despair and couldn't find my opponent!
Zhijian: Dai Hong, I advise you to hurry up and study hard. I can't support myself by playing games in the future!
[Zhijian say that finish, completely immersed in books.
Dai Hong: I didn't think so much. Who cares? Let's play the game first, Legend, and wait until level 40! Zhijian, take your favorite book to my parents' study. It's quiet there. As for me, I'd better go and play!
[Dai Hongjiang pushes Zhijian into the study, and Zhijian obediently enters the room.
Dai Hong: Hey, why hasn't Aunt Lan come back yet? It takes so long to buy food! Oh, I'm starving. Really (continue to play the game)
[Aunt Lan goes out through the door on the left side of the stage. She was tired and slow with a big bag of heavy vegetables in each hand. Put the food on the dining table, then sit in the chair and beat your legs and waist. I looked up and saw that Dai Hong had gone home, playing games on the computer and pouring Dai Hong a cup of tea.
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why did you come back so early today? Come on! Have a glass of water first.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I didn't go to the school spring outing. Aunt Lan, go and cook. I'm starving. Hey, I want to cook for one more person today. My good classmates will go home and play and read in my mother's study. Aunt Lan, cook more dishes, and I will treat him well!
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why don't you read and study with your classmates and just play alone? Later, when your father comes back and sees you playing games, he will beat you up again like last Monday. Aunt Lan can't persuade you again, and your father will hit you again with anger!
[Dai Hong stops and turns around.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I said, you are only the guarantor of our family! Why are you a teacher who teaches me? Aunt Lan, I'm hungry. Go and cook.
[Aunt Lan paused, went to the table and picked up the food, and took it to the kitchen to do it.
[Dai Hong looked at LanYi slightly tired to the kitchen and asked with concern.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, what's the matter? Are you sick?
Aunt Lan: Nothing, nothing! (Aunt Lan)
Dai Hong: My parents somehow found a nanny to take care of me. You see, she is very ill and likes to meddle. Hum! My parents can't control me. What are you?
[Zhijian came out of the study with a thick book and recited it attentively while walking ...!
[Dai Hong sees Zhijian reading so intently, and says to Zhijian with a loud laugh.
Dai Hong: Zhijian! Zhijian! I said, you are such a nerd. Are these books so interesting? Look at you, it seems that there is nothing but books! No wonder you are the number one bully in our class!
[XiJian smiled.
Zhijian: The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu. You have too many books here, which is good. It's just a small library. Can you lend me some later?
Dai Hong: No problem. You can borrow as much as you want. Want to eat? Me too. The nanny at home is too slow.
Zhijian: I'm not hungry. I will read for a while. Hey, look at this paragraph, isn't it interesting?
Dai Hong: (picks up the book and looks at it ...) It's boring. I'd better play my game. (chanting while playing) Life is precious, but love is more expensive; If it's a game, you can throw both!
[Zhijian looked at him, smiled and read by himself.
[Small lay, aunt wearing an apron, out of the kitchen, put two chopsticks on the table, and returned to the body.
Dai Hong: It's time for dinner. Topic bully, nerd, come out for dinner!
[Dai Gong said, went into the study to pull Zhijian out and sat at the table. Dai Hong picked up chopsticks and banged heavily, waiting for vegetable rice to be served. Zhijian saw it, got up and went to the kitchen to help, and Dai Hong grabbed him.
Dai Hong: Sit down, don't go! These nannies can do well, otherwise why pay her to come?
[Aunt Lan came up with two dishes and said as she walked.
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, I made you your favorite bitter gourd fried eggs, fried meat with raw salt. You must be hungry. Eat quickly.
When Aunt Lan spoke, Zhijian's face changed greatly, and she was completely shocked!
【 Aunt Lan froze at the sight of Zhijian! I was about to shout out, as if I thought of something. I retracted my hand to cover my mouth, turned around and quickly left the table, subconsciously mopping the floor with a mop.
[Dai Hong didn't notice the expression on their faces, and took up the job.
Dai Hong: Zhijian, what are you still doing? Eat, forget it, eat quickly, I'm starving.
[Zhijian looked nervous, but immediately turned it around. At the invitation of his classmates, he tried to smile and took up his job to eat. Looking at Aunt Lan's busy appearance, Zhijian seems to be no white flag above my door.
Zhijian: Dai Hong, Lan ... Won't she eat with us?
Dai Hong: She never eats with our family. She eats after we finish eating.
[modest frowning, very not easy to put down.
[Dai Honggang ate a mouthful of food, looked at another dish, looked up and saw Zhijian, paused, and said with a frown;
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, this is fried meat with salt. So fat, this bitter gourd is so salty. How can I eat it?
【 Aunt Lan came to put down the mop and picked up the food.
Aunt Lan: Really? Aunt Lan, you are hungry. You are doing it too fast. Sorry, I'll do it again right away.
Dai Hong: One more time? I started to be hungry half an hour ago, so I have to wait a few more minutes!
[Aunt Lan is embarrassed, holding a plate, not letting go, not leaving.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, how did you become a nanny? You can't cook this dish well, and there are my classmates today! You, Ian ... LAN ... Ahem!
Zhijian: Stop it, Dai Hong.
[Zhijian suddenly stood up and interrupted Dai Hong, turning his head to Lan Yi.
Zhijian: Mom, why are you here as a nanny?
[Dai Hong pointed to the appearance of two people suddenly enlighted, LanYi sitting on the sofa trance, Chi Jian's face was full of sadness. The atmosphere was awkward for a while and everyone was silent for a long time. Zhijian choked up and spoke.
Zhijian: Mom, you have worked hard, and you are suffering! You have rheumatism, why don't you have a good rest! It's been raining repeatedly these days, and it hurts all the time not to work at home. Mom, why don't you rest for a few more days! ?
Aunt Lan: Nothing, son. It's an old habit If I don't come to work for a few days because of rheumatism, their family may have to hire another nanny. Then where can I find a job? Mom found a job next to your school, searched in the city for several days, and found a good nanny job. You need money to study, and your father needs money to treat diseases. Mom has no education and knowledge, and there is really nothing she can do. Jianzi, mom is sorry to embarrass you in front of your classmates. Don't blame mom. Mom!
[Aunt Lan sobbed ... Chi Jian couldn't help crying and looked very excited.
Zhijian: No, Mom, stop. You didn't embarrass me. You are the greatest mother in my heart! Dad has been paralyzed for so many years. Although his mother takes care of him, you do all the farm work at home by yourself. I also want to find a way to make money to buy medicine for my father and send me to school. But my health is not good! I remember that on the night of sowing last spring, it suddenly rained heavily. In order to prevent the rice seeds from being washed away by the rain, you went to the rice field to cover the agricultural film alone, got caught in the cold rain for several hours, and got sick as soon as you got home. In order to save money for my father and me, you just didn't take medicine and burned in bed for a few days before you survived. I am so scared! Mom, can I find a great mother like you in this world? Mom, whatever you do, I'm proud of you. Besides, it's not awkward to be a nanny. Please don't blame yourself. If you blame yourself again, you have no idea how sad your son will be. Mom, this is the hardest time for our family. With the efforts of our whole family, we will definitely tide over the difficulties.
[Dai Hong has burst into tears. Aunt Lan wiped her tears and nodded her head.
Aunt Lan: Jianzi, mom doesn't know the truth, but I understand that everything is on her own. Although my mother is very difficult, she lives happily and doesn't feel that she lacks anything. You too!
[Dai Hong think, mumbling. Aunt Lan turned to Dai Hong.
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, you see, I didn't study or get an education in the past. Now I can only be a nanny in your home, and the children have no good conditions to study. It's time for you to stop playing games, or you'll have a job like me, and no one wants it, so you can only work as a nanny in someone else's house. I think you should take the time to review your lessons and read more books.
Zhijian: Dai Hong, my mother is right. Yes, if you just play games and surf the Internet, you can get into college, get a job, earn money to buy a car and a house. What kind of "legend" and "rule" do you rely on? Do you want to go to space, to the deep sea? That requires real talent and practical learning, and you can't learn it by playing games in internet cafes.
Dai Hong: Boss, you have to give me a promotion. Let's go and read the article you just showed me!
Zhijian: Good! Let's go
[Dai Hong took Zhijian's hand to the right side of the study. Aunt Lan looked at the two children and shook her head and smiled. She lowered her head and glanced at the food on the table. She picked up a basin in her left hand and waved it to the study in her right hand.
Aunt Lan: Son, we haven't eaten yet!
[Three people hand in hand curtain call.
The end of the sketch—
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Campus sketch: meeting
Woman: To tell you the truth, I met a netizen on the Internet, who is still from South China University of Technology. We have an appointment to meet at the main entrance tomorrow.
He is so considerate and chic on the internet, I really want to see him. Oh, I heard that there are many perverts on the Internet, and he won't ... I'd better discuss it with a friend.
Man: I'm going to see her, so I have to get ready. Ah, who is she? She is my net friend. We are like-minded online. She is so gentle and considerate. But my roommate said there were many dinosaurs on the Internet. Although they often make bad friends, they can't help but believe it. Otherwise, why should I wait at the door with a Reader? What should I do? (knocking at the door)
Man: Who is it? Is that you? Why are you in the mood to come to South China University of Technology?
Woman: looking for you. How have you been recently? You look very proud.
M: Don't say anything nice. You are a night owl. Come on, what's going on now?
W: Since you are so frank, I won't beat around the bush. Recently, I met a net friend, who belongs to South China University of Technology, and asked him to meet me today.
M: What, a net friend of South China University of Technology? I think you'd better forget it Don't you think you're excited enough?
W: How can you belittle your alumni? However, I still want to hear your opinions.
M: My opinion is n-o-no!
W: However, we had a good chat online. He's really nice.
M: Haven't you heard of "cyber-pervert"?
W: But he is very gentle.
Man: That's a wolf in sheep's clothing!
Woman: He really cares about me.
Man: The weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken!
Woman: Can't you encourage others?
Man: Sure, I'll invite you to dinner later, and then you can go back to CUHK and let that silly boy wait at the main entrance.
Woman: No, no! How can I slip easily? This is the first time I have met a net friend.
M: It seems that you are really serious?
Woman: Of course, you always hit me!
Man: Well, don't be angry, miss.
Why don't I rehearse a meeting with you?
Woman: That's more like it. M: There are two forms for netizens to meet. W: Is meeting a formality?
Man: Of course, there is a university here!
Woman: Then tell me, and I will listen to you.
M: These two forms are graceful and unrestrained. Which one do you like?
Woman: Let's be graceful and restrained.
Male; All right. Here you are. Each of us has a book. You go there and I'll go here. Is that clear?
W: Give it a try. (Men and women walk forward from both sides, hide their faces and meet each other)
Man and woman: Yes-you? ! (All cover their faces with books and turn around)
Man and woman: I think-(then cover your face with a book and turn around)
Woman: Stop! This form is not good. What is it like?
Man: Well, be bold then. (Both sides strut)
Man: It's you. Go and have a drink with me!
Woman: Good idea, man! Where are you going? You told me that this girl will accompany you to the end! Is it beer or white wine?
M: My sisters are so frank. I'd better give up. I'll buy you XO.
Woman: XO? I'm afraid you have no money, so let's have two bottles of Erguotou!
Woman: Still no good. Some girls are so bold and unrestrained, which will definitely scare away netizens.
Man: Well, why don't we buy an ordinary one and play by ourselves?
W: Then use our ID, just like you and I are netizens?
M: That's a good idea.
W: Well, it's really good. Then come on. (Both men and women)
W: Hello, I'm Chunhua.
Hello, I'm Qiushi.
Woman: Are you Qiushi?
Man: Are you Chunhua?
Men and women: Are we-
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Exam Crazy Cloud (Campus Sketch)
People: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, teacher.
Scene: classroom
Content:
Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.
He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Three people copy.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...
Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign that says claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.
Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Iverson: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Wu: Two-too many!
Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiaowu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Wu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head. (below)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, the grass has been mowed.