2. Not every piece of information is as original as I am, and not every piece of content is so decent. Not everyone who sends messages is as beautiful as me. So after receiving my message, you have every reason to send a birthday greeting message.
Maybe I don't have the hot love like the sun, nor the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you!
4. Husband: From now on, I will bomb your mobile phone and make you faint in sweet words and vows!
5. Husband: May our love always be like quiet tea; Strong coffee; Romantic red wine; Warm vodka is so colorful and easy to remember ~ ~ ~
6. Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully, waiting for you to slowly become rice, loving you, and wanting you to eat you, before starting to grow rice.
7. A good life comes from a kind heart: do a good job with your heart, cherish your family with your heart, touch others with your love, treat your lover with your heart, enjoy life with your happiness, and bless your friends with your heart.
Think about your face and your smile every day. Your crying and your noise, my love for you is for your own good. I was deeply moved by your innocence and kindness when we met, and I will never forget it.
9: Maybe, in your life, I am just an accident, but in my life, you are the greatest miracle.
10: at night, I fall asleep with my thoughts of you; In the morning, I walked out of my dream with my attachment to you. Honey, do you know how much I love you?
The wife misses her husband's ambiguous information day and night.
Me: What are you doing? Are you up?
Husband: Get up early and watch TV. What are you doing?
Me: I am homesick.
Me: I'm hungry below.
Husband: Then buy two loaves of bread and stuff them inside.
Me: Well, it's useless. Treat the symptoms, not the root cause.
Husband: Then put a sausage and stick to it for a week.
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Me: Yes, I'm afraid it's too intense. I'll break it inside. What should I do?
Husband: Then come here and I'll suck it out for you.
Me: Well, take a bath.
Husband: Wash it, don't shed too much.
Half an hour later. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Me: It's over.
Husband: What's the hurry? Why don't you get upset before washing?
Me: How cool?
Husband: Touch it yourself!
Me: I've been touching it for two days. What should I do?
Husband: I feel dizzy. It's too serious. I can't stand spring. Once a month is fine.
Me: once a month is enough? I still want it after taking a shower, and my ass is swollen.
Husband: What you said tickles me too. If I lick you, will your sister spit water?
Me: Well, the water is running. I haven't touched it. I really want you to kiss me.
Husband: I know your sister too well. I can see clearly with my eyes closed, but I don't remember that you shed too much water and the TV will spray water. Why haven't you sprayed it yet?
Me: Most of them will not be good. No, there is too much water. The sheets are complete. I just looked at it. As soon as I opened my underwear, the one with the water pull will be changed later.
Husband: I remember once you had a lot of water, but you tied me up. Looks like you like excitement. Do something exciting next time.
Me: Wild. No, I didn't do it last time.
Husband: No chance. I also want to have sex with you in the wild. It must be cool. Open your skirt and insert it.
Me: Everyone else in the cinema has done it, and so have the stairs. Let's use it, use it, and think about it, now. Before you touched me in the park, I liked it very much and wanted to be fucked.
Husband: It's rare to go to the park. When you come and our balls (son) fall asleep, let's go downstairs and play in the pavilion.
Me: I feel it now. There was a lot of water and my pants were soaked.
Husband: Do you feel good alone? People say that people who masturbate are smart people, and stupid people can't find their own stimulating parts. You are so stupid, can you feel better? Let me lick it for you.
Me:. . . I like being kissed by you now, too. Well, I really want to.
Husband: Is it comfortable to touch or stick your fingers in? You can't find the best part of yourself.
Me: Sometimes my hands were comfortable, and sometimes I didn't feel anything. When you feel comfortable, you touch me and then put your hand in. How many times?
Husband: Hehe, you idiot, you think I touch it casually every time, including kissing your chest. I touch your ass for you to touch, you don't cooperate, you don't pretend to be cool, if you want to say it, I will be excited and you will be comfortable.
Me: Well, next time! Isn't this embarrassing? I'm afraid you think I'm slutty. I just touched it. Well, Nene is very careful. Aren't you afraid you won't have fun?
A text message to my husband
1, my love for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; My love for you is endless; My love for you is overwhelming; My love for you, the news broadcast ending is still there; My love for you will always be in your heart. Husband, I give you and myself courage. Listen carefully and you will feel my heart beating for it!
True love is bound to breed suffering, and only in suffering can great happiness be excavated. You are the only one for me. Happy Valentine's Day!
4. I will be in a daze for you quietly. I will silently remember your every word. I can't help thinking of you. I will care about everything you do. I will laugh for you and grieve for you. I will care about you all my life.
5, living space, must be set aside by cleaning and reducing; The space of the soul is expanded through thinking and enlightenment. When playing bridge, you should play the deck of cards in your hand incisively and vividly, whether it is good or bad; Life is the same.
6. Are you running around in the summer like me, working silently under pressure? Are you like me, even if you can't stand it in the heat, you should stick to your dreams and forge ahead?
7. Is the color of the horizon like your cloud or like your flowing flame? Why do I always leave time in a daze until the whole hour, and then spread my mood to the world of love bit by bit, waiting for your appearance, dear, I miss you.
8. Whether it is cloudy or sunny, remember to bring your own sunshine. Wherever you are, my heart is with you. The weather will change, but the family will never change. Rain or shine, holding an umbrella for you is my destiny!
No matter how hard you are hit, as long as life is still there, please believe that the sun is new every day.
10, I can't afford to fall in love too early and meet too late; Too little fate can't afford to hurt, too much peach blossom can't afford to love; True love is neither too early nor too late, neither too much nor too little, it is you, it is you, it is you!
1 1. Work hard, without others, only because of the young mission, only because of the desire for happiness; Struggle does not need constant encouragement, only because of the call of dreams and the motivation of youth. May 4th Youth Day is here. I wish you a happy life and all the best!
12, my left hand is engraved with me, and my right hand is written with you, and my heart is full of love. When our palms face each other, everyone will see-I love you.
13 I want to be tender with you just to give you the sweetness of love; I would like to show my thoughtfulness before your eyes, just to give you the warmth of your family; I am willing to use my life's efforts to give you a happy insurance jar! I will love you every day.
14, whose hometown, said there was a timid puppy barking, whose moon, said there was Chang 'e running when losing weight, and whose color, said there was something unique that others could not see, dear, thank you for giving it to me, the truest you.
15, peach blossoms and Xie Chunhong, do not reduce the heart of love; Catkin has gone with the wind, and there is no shortage of love clocks; Swallows dance in the alley, bringing endless love; Warm blessings are sent, revealing the voice of love: I only love Nong in this life!
16, every desperate edge, I cheer for you, every failed cliff edge, I encourage you, every extreme challenge, I bless you, every wonderful performance, I cheer for you!
17, the flame lit by the Seine lacks romance. I stopped for a moment for the Volga River behind me, but I didn't expect that you had moistened my mind.
18, you gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.
19, looking up at the sky is also confused, looking up at the water is also confused, but I sincerely wish you a better life than me! When the heart melts, it is love; When love condenses, it is hate; Hate cold, it is pain; When the pain evaporates, it is hurt. Who is the only one in reincarnation?
20, send you a flower, I wish you beautiful; Send you a diamond ring, I hope you will be happy forever; Send you a candy, which means you are happy and healthy; Send you a message to remind you to add clothes in time. Dear, it's cold, please keep warm!
2 1, the most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is the truest feelings. Even if we can't change the helplessness of reality, we can make our hearts more heroic. Look up and smile, it's no big deal, hope is ahead, as long as you work hard, your dreams will be brilliant!
22. I only know that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and after crossing the fence of the heart and the wind and snow in winter, beautiful flowers of love will bloom. Open your heart and hold your hand, I just want to walk into the most beautiful picture with you!
23, forget all the grievances, forget the abyss, forget all the deception, only believe in your tearful eyes, just want to kiss your face, believe in today's lingering, and give you an eternal promise!
24. Gong, I have already had lunch. Don't worry about me. I will try my best to eat for you and future children. Take care of yourself.
25. People who are sad and happy for you are enemies, people who are happy and happy for you are friends, people who are sad and sad for you should be kept in their hearts, and I am the one who sees through you and still likes you.
26. The weather is very cold. Warm your lovely face for me with your gentle little hand! Don't let it freeze! With my love and blessing, I will deeply ignite your cold heart! Take care of yourself! May you be happy!
27. It's good to have you, and troubles will run away; It's good to have you, and happiness will be reported automatically; It's good to have you, loneliness is no longer arbitrary harassment; It's good to have you, there is always a sweet heart to rely on! It's good to have you, you are my universal antidote!
28. Please drink another cup of Radix Isatidis before going to bed, drink plenty of water and have a good rest. I wish you a speedy recovery.
29. I really hope that the path has no end, so I have been walking hand in hand. Let's spend every Valentine's Day in our later life and wish a happy holiday!
30. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
3 1. Are you very lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!
32, my love is like a clear spring, a trickle moistens my heart; My love is like mountains and rivers, with beautiful scenery everywhere; My love is like autumn, fruitful and heavy; My love is like an old cow, and I have no regrets until I am old! Husband, I wish you happiness!
33.husband! Come on! I will always support you! I love you!
34. Because I love you, I know; Understand because you know; Because I understand, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I am willing to read you all my life. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful!
35. When did I say goodbye, like a silly lie, when did I say miss, like a beautiful deadline, like what I was looking for, like an event prepared in my last life, dear, I miss you.
36, use you to measure time, you are in the daytime, lose you, it will come to the night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.
No matter what happened yesterday, yesterday is a thing of the past and cannot be changed. Don't let yesterday's troubles affect you. Come on, honey!
38. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself. All failures, compared with the failure of losing self, are even more insignificant.
39. If one day, I quietly pack my bags and tell me that I am going to wander. Please don't be surprised, I just want to go far away until the end of the world. Stand there, shout your name like a valley, let the echo pass, I love you.
40. I have made love clear enough. Why do you keep guessing? There is no dialogue in my letter. I just want you to know my love for you. Don't let me continue to be helpless. Let's embrace beautiful happiness together!
4 1, listen, your heart is beating, this is something I can't stop thinking about. I would like to be your pet, because then I can stay with you forever and bring you infinite happiness. That is my happy blue sky!
42. I miss you! Miss your sweet smile, like a pure lyric poem; Looking back at you affectionately, like a quiet serenade; Miss your tenderness like water, splashing waves of happiness in my heart!
43. I like to sleep slowly with your perfume; Overcome inner inferiority and give you the perfection of love; Give you true love with a clear conscience, and you will never regret it; True love is never a crime, you are the most beautiful in the eyes of your lover!
44. A man should throw your heart in that bitter first love, in that eternal love, in that unforgettable love of life and death, in that absurd love, in that shameless attachment, and between career struggles!
45. Life is like a basketball game. There are always stars shining in it. I hope you shine like a star in the arena of life.
46. Because there are flowers, the world is so fragrant; Because there is water, it is naturally cool; Because of love, life is so sunny; Because of you, I am happy, so I wander. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, and hope flies!
47. I want to be with you, be close to you, and feel the seductive breath you give off, lingering in my heart bit by bit, full of happiness. I want to hold your hand and go on. Will you marry me?
48. Who blocked my view at night? Who drowned my troubles in the moonlight? Who swept my back in the cold wind? Looking at your city, I promise you silently: if you are well, I will be sunny!
49, accustomed to you around, loneliness has long gone; Accustomed to holding you tightly, you will never fade out of people's sight; Accustomed to your voice, full of magnetism. When I graduate, I feel deeper and more eager to study. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.
50. I am willing to fold the quilt for you and make the trivial life full of warmth; I would like to propose a toast to you, to romanticize the plain life; I am willing to * * * you for a lifetime, so that the love in this life is more brilliant. Love you, unchanged.
5 1, the world is quite helpless, I am a leftover woman and I am very cute; With a figure and face, men dare not love me; Be able to study both inside and outside and earn extra money in the workplace; Love life, love romance, indifferent appearance, charged heart. Love me, please be brave!
52. I miss planting buttonwood. The season of parting is flourishing. Every time I look up at the sky, there will always be a shadow to remind myself that it is painless to love and miss you. There is no difference in this life.
Please remember that there is someone who loves you and needs you forever. Happy birthday with all my love!
When you received this message, you also received a girl without sadness and lucky grass from me. No sad girl can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness.
55. Look up at the sky and you will find that I care about your face; Bow your head and taste tea, which will have passionate feelings for you; Put your hand in your heart and you will feel my infinite love; Do you know that?/You know what? Giving you happiness is my lifelong expectation!
56. When I miss you, you are by my side. When my eyes meet, my heart is spring. When I miss you, you are on the horizon, leaving a figure and thinking of you. Destined to meet you, my heart is destined to love you forever. Dear, I miss you!
Honey-whatever decision you make, I will support you! Let's go
58, like inquiring concern, like affectionate greetings, these are your charming eyes; Such as beautiful prose, such as touching poetry, this is my homesickness, and I only want to hold your hand in this life, share joys and sorrows and grow together.
59. Let my thoughts fly wildly to the sky and bring them directly to your dreams; Take away my tenderness and my love. When I am away, may sweetness always accompany you and love never leave you!
60, sweet words do not need to say a lot, it is sincere; You don't need to be too tired to do everything yourself, just be reliable; You don't need to be too romantic before and after the flowers, just hold hands; Swear to love my wife and be a happy partner!
6 1. No matter what the circumstances, I will never give up and support you silently forever.
Please open your heart's ears and listen to my love. Even if the sky falls, my love will not change. I will repeat my promise to you a thousand times and accompany you all over the world!
63. The past is like smoke. Our love can stand its dull fleeting time and boring gossip. We love each other day after day, holding hands year after year, with deep feelings and no regrets. Honey, we should be happy every day.
64. We walked through the storm hand in hand. Even if we have nothing, we forget all the sadness. Even though we have gone through a long bumpy road, today we can join hands forever. True love is the only reason for happiness!
65. Husband, whenever and wherever. Please believe that I really love you! Forever! I also hope that your love for me is equally firm!
66. Let me stay with you, cherish it in this life, and with your care and encouragement, turn it into a butterfly pair. Imagine ninety-nine, wish you good luck, feel your thoughtfulness silently, and want to meet you in the next life.
67. There is gravity, which attracts my pursuit power. You have the charm of summer, the courage to give me, the gentle resources to promote my fantasy, and your encouragement to love. I will try my best to make you sweeter.
68. I think you are like a cloud, with dense rain in your heart; I miss you like a leaf, and the passing wind will blow me; When I miss you, it is like a wave, rolling the river of thoughts; Miss you like sunshine, just want to give you warmth and happiness!
69. Heart Sutra of Leftover Women: The person I love has flown away, and the person who loves me has not arrived yet, so the word love bird is gone, leaving only one bird; In fact, I don't ask much, that is, I will appear on the same revelation of seeking love with you and hold hands with you until I am old.
70. You always accidentally break into my forbidden area; You always have no news, which affects my heart; You are always careless and disturb my thoughts. You just have this magic power, pulling my heart and making us sweet forever!
7 1, happiness, running in the sunny season, cheering in the rainy season when I threw away my umbrella, walking in the heart of a smile, pacing in the quiet night in the country, smiling and every move of my favorite person.
72. Affection needs to be cultivated, and love needs to be managed. Distance makes love mysterious and makes affection distant. Unclear love is called confused love, chilling affection is called narcissism, and a messy life is called muddling along!
73, buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!
74. If you can't forget it, help me grow; I can't forget my silent concern and touch my heart; I can't forget to encourage my mind and support me to become a useful person. Feel your love every day and fill my heart. Dear father, your affection and love are cherished in this life, and you will always feel at ease.
75. I will always be the one who silently encourages and supports you behind your back. Don't be knocked down because of the slightest difficulty.
76. Life is like a cup of coffee with sugar. There was a faint scent at first, but it was only bitter and strong to drink. The taste is really good only after many attempts! Come on, husband, I will always support you!
77. Surabaya flow, flowing water, endless thoughts in my heart; The past is empty, drifting alone in the wind, knowing each other is fate, and I only hate meeting each other in a hurry; On July 7th, I remembered the Palace of Eternal Life, and the purple maple murmured in the middle of the night, staying together for a lifetime.
78. Acquaintance is a kind of fate, which makes us have endless romantic feelings. Being together is our promise. It is the cycle of a lifetime, and it is the dust of a lifetime. Let us always remember this beautiful love, with a lifetime.
79. If you think you have failed, you will fail; If you think you are excellent, then you will be excellent. In life, the strong are not necessarily winners, and success belongs to confident people sooner or later. Honey, you will succeed!
Send an ambiguous message to your wife.
1: Your beautiful figure is always in front of my eyes; Your beautiful voice is always in my ear; Your fairy eyes twinkle in my heart. Yes, I miss you all the time.
2. If you are chilling, I am spring; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.
3: You are love, I am love, it's good to have you.
4: You are poison, which permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget, give me the antidote!
5: You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.
6: You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart!
7: You left me endless thoughts. However, even if I never see you again, having this real partner is enough.
8: Wearing petals and stepping on the spring rain all the way, your harbor is in front and your projection is behind. Goodbye, my friend, have a nice trip and have a safe life!
Honey, it's all because your charming smile distracted me. My soul is lost. You have to help me get it back! What? You still ask where to find it! Baby, your heart.
10: Honey, it's so cold today. I'm worried about whether you can stand the cold sea breeze. Facing the sea, spring warms bloom, spring is in my heart, and spring is in your heart. Feel with your heart, spring is everywhere.
1 1: How many people laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!
12: please read aloud: you can smell the flowers when you lie down, but you hate it when you lie down. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.
13: I miss you during the day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hands, and love you in my heart!
14: If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cry for your negligence.
15: If you are a fish, I would like to make a fishing net to catch you; If you are that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I would like to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.
16: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes him intoxicated and only treats dinosaurs as beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's Day, dear.
17: handsome you, beautiful me, blue moon, silly smile, like your good, like your bad, faint lake, clear lake, I decided to love you to the end!