A and b: (bow 90 degrees)
A: (asks B with a smile) Have you had soup?
B: Soup?
Well, this is a greeting from our hometown before dinner.
Oh, yes, I see it.
A: What soup would you like to drink?
B: Rice soup.
How can you drink rice soup?
Can't I drink rice soup?
A: Of course not, but drink mung bean soup.
B: Why?
A: Green.
B: Ah! Is drinking mung bean soup green?
A: That's right. The Olympic Games is coming. Aren't Beijingers going to hold a green Olympics?
B: That's right.
Therefore, drink more mung bean soup to achieve the goal of a green Olympics.
B: Is it so green? Don't care about civilized behavior?
A: Of course. Having said that, we have to mention that China people have the same uncivilized behavior.
B: Why, are uncivilized behaviors similar to * *?
A: Of course.
Is it about littering?
A: This is uncivilized behavior, but that's not what I mean.
B: What's that?
You know, in China,
B: (thumbs up) Hmm!
This is a great,
B: (thumbs up) Hmm!
Attendant: It has a long history.
B: (thumbs up) Hmm!
A: Ancient civilization!
B: (thumbs up) Hmm!
A: It's also one.
B: (thumbs up) Hmm!
A: A big spitting country.
B: (thumbs up) Hmm! Hmm? what did you say ? /Excuse me?
A: (turning to face B) You know, on the streets of Malaysia, there is a sign in Chinese that says: No spitting.
Yes, I've heard of it, too. I feel blushing. Who threw up?
A: I didn't throw up anyway.
B: Can we go?
You threw up.
I don't know where Malaysia is!
A: That's what some China people who went to Malaysia spit out. Not only foreigners are unlucky, but China people are even more unlucky.
B: (asking quickly) Did you step on it?
Oh, yes.
B: What's going on? Tell me quickly.
A: (Adjusts her clothes) It was a long time ago this morning.
B: Well, I'm sure you didn't learn Chinese well.
I'm walking happily. An uncle walked past me, tall and handsome, striding forward. Unexpectedly, when he came up to me, uncle's mouth was filled with the sound of a "cannonball", and then there was a loud bang. The "shell" flew out of the "gun chamber" and fell to the ground, and I stepped on it. Oh, it's so dirty
B: it's so uncivilized! I hope the students won't encounter such unlucky things again in the future.
Do you know that?/You know what? There is a virus called "kill him" in sputum, which mainly infects through our respiratory tract. Once you are infected, make sure that you are "G O" (say that you have fallen to the ground).
B: "go"?
The game is over.
B: Cough. Then why don't you go to the morgue?
A: (Jumping from the ground) Because I am in good health.
B: Good health and strong disease resistance.
A: Then I have to ask you, what should I do if I have phlegm now?
You should spit on the paper and then throw it into the dustbin.
What if I have gum?
B: That's the same. Wrap it in paper and throw it in the dustbin, or your feet will (refer to your own feet).
A: (patting B's head happily) You learn manners so quickly!
Gee, I can't lift my feet.
B: Gum must have stuck to your feet.
A: Why is there gum here?
B: (getting ready to run) That, that seems to be me. I threw up as soon as I got on stage.
A: (Angry) You are an uncivilized person. You really humiliated the people of China. Wait!
(End, B takes the stage curtain call)