I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
3, the big chest does not love, the small chest does not love.
4, because the secretary works when something happens, and works when nothing happens.
Every time I miss a girl, I stick a brick on my body, so there is the Great Wall.
6. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
7. One woman loves you, that is you are handsome, and two women love you, that is you.
Although money is like dirt, you can't pee anywhere.
9. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass".
10, and sometimes people are not human. Are you human?
1 1. I won't attack if people don't attack me. If you touch my bottom line, I will kill you.
12, he is the only one who can make Yao Ming look up.
13, in fact, those beautiful women are innocent, just beautiful.
14, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, but the world doesn't belong to you.
15, there is no cure for people who distort the goodwill of others forever.
16, hey, buddy, pay attention. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.
17, the following sentence is the most realistic sentence.
18, hold your hand, no matter where I am, I feel like I'm heading for heaven.
19, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
20. In today's society, all bosses want to have a secretary around them.
2 1. The man made money and wanted to divorce his wife.
22. Never leave a name when doing good deeds. I'm Liu Wenbo, a public educator in China.
23, once the spring goes to the beauty, the flowers fall and people die.
24. When I love you, you are what you say.
25, more money, less life, bless brother Zhang, this year, just earned seven or eight hundred million.
Before I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain. So there was the Great Wall.
27. You can do it. You are full of energy. If you were really awesome, maybe you wouldn't be standing here today.
28. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs; Sometimes people are not people. Are you human? I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
29. The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is a pig.
30. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action. That dream is always a dream!
3 1. The farthest journey is from one person's body to one person's heart, and from one person's heart to another.
Just think about what to eat tomorrow, and life will be full of hope.
33. All grandfathers come from grandchildren.
Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of tempering my will in life.
35. There is another sentence for those women who love me.
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.
37. This book has its own colorful childhood dreams; Books have their own simple shadow of middle age; Books have their own red days in old age.
38. I like shaking my head, and I like to shoot flat and sideways. Wechat's vows of eternal love can be deceived. You're embarrassed when you have sex.
I allow you to enter my world, but absolutely not. You walk in my world.
40, Qianshan is always full of love, plus QQ.
4 1, I think you are on the road of two, walking step by step and never getting lost.
42, hair must be short, talk must shout, big gold chain leaks, B, wait a minute, thieves have factions.
Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.
44. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!
45, smoking and drinking, more and more, roller skating cartridge guns, each take what you need, shake up.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
47. If the weather doesn't give me a way out, I'll find my own way. If the ground doesn't give me a smooth road, I'll step on it myself.
I can't give you happiness tonight, but I can make you comfortable.
49. The society is progressing, and people in today's society always like to play * * *.
50. Dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?
5 1, this sentence is for the woman I love.
52. I always stare at the sunrise, and I am homeless and sad at sunset.
53. Send the following words to the women around you and in society.
Life is a school, where misfortune is a better teacher than happiness.
55, affectionate seeds, encounter ruthless bitch.
56. Because Brother Numb always thinks that the world without opponents is the most terrible.
57. The society is progressing, and men like to play with each other.
58. "Nanjing Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.
As a man, only when he can support his family, career and love.
60. Those who give us private advice and point out our mistakes are true friends.
For thousands of years, many young girls have tried their best to make him laugh.
62, affectionate seeds, ruthless * *.
63. People who make me cry will definitely make you bleed.
64. Don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.
65. But sometimes people are not people. Are you human?
66. I wonder whose wife is lying in your bed tonight.
67. Hey, it feels good. Do some wonderful moves.
68. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
69. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.
70, what the fuck is fine? It's all settled.
7 1. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the non-retention of leaves?
72. People say that men have gold under their legs, but my brother hid the whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.
73. It is polite to smile at those self-righteous women.
You said you could wait for me. Yes, you did. You found someone to wait with you.
75. Life is really interesting. Life always fucking plays with me.
76. The headmaster said that if one day I am not in this world.
77. The teacher really wants to see your better performance in the next class!
78. If you have the ability, you will love me all your life. Can you do it?
79. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action. Dreams are always dreams.
80. I will let your name appear in my household registration book one day.
When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.
82. Men pay love for B, while women pay B for love.
I don't know whose bed your wife is in.
84. If the ground won't let me level the road, I will level it myself.
85. I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.
86. This question is so creepy, outrageous and crazy.
87. There is no despair, only desperate people.
88. At present, the standard of successful men in society is to be busy during the day and at night.
89. He was walking in the street, and many people accidentally saw him.
90. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.
9 1, the fate of dust has always been like water, and it is rare to shed tears. Why bother? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself.
92. I don't know whose wife is lying in your bed tonight. I don't know whose bed your wife is lying in.
93. Give me a girl. I can create a country.
94. If you can't dress a woman in a wedding dress, don't untie her underwear.
95. Our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night and in the morning on major holidays.
96. Recruit to the Golden Gate Sightseeing Pier near Gulangyu Island in Xiamen: illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets being swept away.
97. It snows and slides on the ground. Get up when you fall, don't blame women for being heartless. See if you're numb.
98. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business.
99. I have no culture. I am looking for bricks.
100, a person all his life, half drunk, half awake and half floating.
10 1, slide out of the ice and fire and climb out of the fascinating new world. Who gave all this, or thank the party.
102, the following words are sent to people who pretend to be B.
103, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.
104, the society is progressing, and people who are bosses always want to have a secretary around them.
105, dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?
106. Go to work earlier than "Chicken" and get off work later than "Chicken".
107, this is Tokyo 1 1 degree, 8 degrees north latitude, the world of singing and dancing, welcome to you.
108, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key.
109, men can be romantic, but not dirty, women can be romantic, but not abortion.
1 10, the mood is not high these days. Do you call young people?
1 1 1, the next sentence is for those sweet lovers.
1 12, you have your principles and I have my personality. It's not what you said, but what I did!
1 13, I can't satisfy everyone because I'm not RMB.
1 14. If you often don't eat on time, you have to take medicine on time.
1 15, if you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress.
1 16, then don't untie her underwear.
1 17, these days, you are not angry. Are you a young man?
1 18, he initiated the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.
1 19, friends who were defeated by Brother Numb, I hope you will cheer up soon.
120, over the years, my understanding of myself can be summarized as: six words, relatively hard work, relatively hard work.
12 1. If the weather doesn't give me a way out, I'll find my own way.
122, whenever I meet someone pretending to be B, I always keep my head down.
123, and many more. I feel it when I say it, but it's not very fun when I write it. Do you have anything to add?
124, there are flowers in spring, months in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth.
125, singing and dancing, gathering together, handsome men and beautiful women, trendy and surging.
126. Picking up girls is like hanging buttons. Coax him for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
127, I can't satisfy everyone because I'm not RMB. And because not everyone is human.
128, SAO to SAO. Coquettish and virtuous. Cheap to cheap. Cheap and dignified.
129, aimed at different people around and in society.
130, when everyone agrees, everyone is wrong.
13 1. What age is this? There is no sense of hooliganism at all.
132, when I think of it, the horizon is close at hand; Once I think about it, it's far away.
133, Xintiandi, what can a society do? Wolves eat meat wherever they go, and are beaten wherever they are forced.
134, there is only one "two" between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.
135, and because not everyone is human.
136, everyone's starting line is the same, the key is to use different means of transportation.
137, a good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.
138, these days, I'm not angry, so call me a young man.
139, relaxed rhythm, chic life, welcome to this different electronic music era.
140, I am still a young man, from Harbin, Heilongjiang, in the north of China, in the prime of my life.
14 1. Fashion is easy. Let the value of your decorations exceed your intrinsic value, and you will be fashionable.
142, today you pick up garbage, maybe tomorrow you will pick up garbage, come on!
143, men mix their good hair upside down, while women mix their good clothes upside down and wear less.
144, beaming, trying to help, making progress happily every day.
145, I can't make you happy tonight, but I can definitely make you comfortable.
146, the early bird catches the worm.
147, ask less whether others should or not, and ask more if you are worth it.
148, I want to tell every girl I love.
149, I want to tell the girl I like. My love for you is as loyal as RMB.