Characters: storyteller, Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Xiaobing, Cao Cao, Cao Bing 1.
Short Play: New Edition-Borrowing Arrows from Grass Boat (Draft)
The console table, mallet and folding fan are placed on the console table.
(The storyteller comes out to hand over)
Storyteller: Happy New Year to everyone. It is said that everyone knows the story of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and the clever schemes of Mr. Zhuge Liang and Kong Ming are even more fascinating. This time, Battle of Red Cliffs was an important battle in which Sun Quan and Liu Bei jointly defeated Cao Cao. What we are going to tell today is the story of Mr Zhuge borrowing an arrow from a straw boat. When Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent, he deliberately made things difficult for Zhuge Liang, making him build 65438+ 10,000 arrows in 10 days. However, Zhuge had planned to use the foggy weather and Cao Cao's suspicious weakness to borrow arrows, so that Cao Cao broke the money and even defeated Zhou Yu's spirit. Later, they conspired together and won the victory of Battle of Red Cliffs.
However, this story of a straw boat borrowing an arrow has been going on for almost 2000 years. Now Cao Cao has become a relocated household, and Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang have become two nail houses. What happens if the grass boat borrows an arrow? Let's see. ...
Zhou Yu: (Zhou Yu, pacing anxiously)
Storyteller: General, why are you so sad? Isn't it the alliance between Sun and Liu? With the courage of the general and the wisdom of Mr. Zhuge, how can you not be afraid of Cao Cao?
Zhou Yu: You don't know. This Zhuge Liang is brilliant and knowledgeable, which makes me very jealous (shaking my head and sighing) ...
Zhuge Liang: (Zhuge Liang, shaking a folding fan, wearing a warm hat, followed by a follower)
Storyteller: (also holding a folding fan) Hello, Mr. Zhuge. I've heard a lot about you. I have told your story countless times. ...
Zhuge admirer: Go, go, don't befriend. Can someone take this fan? Shake the fan in winter and you will not be afraid of catching a cold (say, take the fan away and give it to Zhuge Liang). My Lord, this fan is good. It seems better than what you have. Please accept it.
Zhuge Liang: (holding a fan and seeing Zhou Yu, he hurried to meet him) Hello, General Zhou.
Zhou Yu: (He immediately raised his fist and was about to speak, but Zhuge Liang quickly stopped him)
Zhuge Liang: General, you're welcome. Boxing is out of fashion now. It's popular to shake hands with big shots. Look, it's great. ...
Zhou Yu: Mr. Zhuge, I have always heard that you are smart. Now Cao Cao has come to tear down our house with his demolition team. Sir, you can't let Cao Cao succeed. ...
Zhuge Liang: Cao Cao came to see us. We must get Qi Xin to cooperate with him. Oh, do you know why Cao Cao chose us for demolition?
Zhou Yu: Why?
Zhuge Liang: (turns to look at the person who wants to be Zhuge Liang)
Zhuge Liang admirer: (mumbled something) I also read it in an entertainment tabloid called Nonsense. ...
Storyteller: Oh, I've heard of this kind of tabloid. It talks nonsense all day.
Zhuge Liang admirer: (I looked at Zhuge Liang, then at Zhou Yu, and then said) That day, I had loose bowels and hurriedly took a newspaper to the toilet. When I was squatting, I happened to see a message saying that Cao Cao had been drooling over the beauty of Mrs. Xiao Qiao for a long time, and that Cao Cao had been keeping in touch with the rich Xiao Qiao by phone, so this time he came here specially for demolition, just to ...
Zhou Yu: (furious) I am so angry. ...
Zhuge Liang: Calm down, General. Cao Cao always likes to steal other people's wives. It is clearly written in the history books that even for Mrs. Xiao Qiao, General, you and I should join hands to fight the nail house spirit and drive Cao Cao away.
Zhou Yu: I'm sure. Please try your best to make suggestions. I'll go back and calm down.
Zhuge Liang: General, calm down and walk slowly. (After Zhou Yu left, she smiled and turned to be a teacher. You see, Zhou Yu has developed limbs. I, with one or two tricks, can subdue him. I also took great pains. Now that foreign enemies are in sight, our own people can't fight. Forget it, let's go back and take a long-term view.
Storyteller: (Zhuge Liang said to himself when he stepped down) It turned out that this was Zhuge Liang's plan, but this Cao Cao is not a fool after all. Will Cao Cao still fail after two thousand years? Ladies and gentlemen, slowly, it seems that as the saying goes, speaking of the devil, this is faster than Liu Xiang, so the devil is here. ...
Cao Cao: I lost the battle two thousand years ago because of carelessness. This time, we can no longer be fooled by Zhuge Liang.
Storyteller: (greets him) Hello, Prime Minister. So, your Excellency has a plan in mind. However, I heard that the demolition work is not easy now.
Cao Cao: I'll see Zhou Yu first. (takes out his mobile phone and dials) Hello, General Zhou Yuzhou? I am Cao from the demolition company. I want to talk to you face to face. Oh, ok, I'll wait for you.
Storyteller: Aren't you afraid that Zhou Yu will be bad to you when you go to the meeting alone? Now the newspaper says that adults have come to rob Zhou Yu's wife. ...
Cao Cao: (Laughter) I can't ask Zhou Yu out to meet unless I catch his braid.
Zhou Yu: (beating) Shouting: Cao Cao, how dare you challenge me? ...
Cao Cao: (handing over), the general is calm, but the gentleman talks but doesn't do it. Why so angry?
Zhou Yu: How can you calm me down when you come to tear down our house? Besides, Cao Cao has a personal purpose this time. It's all in the newspaper. Don't think I don't know. ...
Cao Cao: Haha, general, calm down. I personally have a purpose, but I don't think the general dares to tell his wife about keeping a mistress outside.
Zhou Yu: Don't be a dirty lie. ...
Cao Cao: The guy who repaired the computer for the general's lover is now my assistant. The general should not deny it. Besides, I heard that the general is short of money recently.
Zhou Yu: What are you trying to do, blackmail me? You know Sun Quanfa's salary is very low, and mine has no money.
Cao Cao: General, don't be afraid. I'm here to help the general.
Zhou Yu: What do you mean?
Cao Cao: You know, society is developing. It's not the Three Kingdoms era now. It's new China now. How to build without demolition? I mean, don't go along with Zhuge Liang and others. He is a nail in the coffin, but the general is a respectable man. Besides, my people are trained. If anything happens in the future, it will be bad to hurt the general. Therefore, I hope the general can cooperate with our demolition work and make good compensation for the general in the future. Don't believe the rumors in the newspaper. The best I can do is to make a phone call and chat with Mrs. Xiao Qiao.
Zhou Yu: I'll think about it, although I don't like Zhuge Liang. ...
Storyteller: Oh, it turns out that Cao Cao has something on Zhou Yu. This requires both hard and soft measures to persuade Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang to split up. Cao Cao really has two brushes.
Cao Cao: General Zhou still has to consider? Tell you what, I will arrange an extra house for your mistress and keep it strictly confidential. How's this? The general should also consider our cost, which is our bottom line. If the general doesn't accept it, then we will have a larger foe.
Zhou Yu: (sighs and shakes his head) Is a penny a hero? I am short of breath now.
Cao Cao: Thanks to General Zhou's cooperation, I can now deal with Zhuge Liang with peace of mind. Please take your time.
(Zhou Yu and Cao Cao each take a step back, and the storyteller keeps up with Cao Cao)
Storyteller: Prime Minister, if you see someone, you will also give me a house ... (As a result, Cao Cao left without paying attention, and the storyteller returned to the console table. ) They all say that Cao Cao is treacherous. Well, I can't. I have to inform Mr. Zhuge.
(The storyteller called, Mr. Zhuge? This is not good. The thing is ...)
Zhuge Liang: (Zhuge Liang goes on stage) I didn't expect Cao Cao to use such despicable means ... No, I want to talk to Zhou Yu. (Calling Zhou Yu) Hey, General Zhou, come out and we'll discuss the plan to deal with Cao Cao. What, you're sick, then I'll go to the general. What, you don't have to go there? That won't do. The general is ill. I must go and see him. We must discuss the plan. Oh, well, then I'll wait for the general to come. This Zhou Yu is pretending to be sick with me.
Storyteller: Times are really different. Cao Cao started demolition, but Zhuge Liang became a nail house. See what Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu will say.
Zhou Yu: (Zhou Yu, shaking hands with Zhuge Liang) Speaking of which, times have really changed. I didn't expect to shake hands now, thank you, teacher.
Zhuge Liang: (Without shaking hands, Zhou Yu was embarrassed and Zhuge Liang gave up) General Zhou is really in good health. There is no difference between being sick and not being sick.
Zhou Yu: Sir, don't make fun of me. I thought about it and thought about it. I think we are no match for Cao Cao, so let's not resist. He who knows the times is a wise man.
Zhuge Liang: How can a general break his word? Although we have had some unpleasantness, it's almost 2000 years after all. Does the general still want to fight me?
Zhou Yu: My ability is limited. I don't want to fight, and I won't fight my husband. Help yourself, sir. I'd better stay with Xiao Qiao and be a good citizen.
Zhuge Liang: (turning to the person who wants to be) Go back and prepare to attack Cao Cao's office when it is dark and windy. (Let's go and step down together)
Storyteller: Look, Zhuge Liang is going to sneak attack. This time it seems different from the arrow of the grass boat, right? Let's take a closer look and see how things will develop.
Zhuge Liang: (On stage, followed by imitators) Comrades, we are serious this time. Our chariots are equipped with the most NB anti-aircraft guns. Even if Cao Cao's office is an iron wall, we should make a hole for him to let him know our determination to defend our homeland. Let's go ... (After two turns on the stage, we walk slowly, and when we get to the target, Zhuge Liang said) Wait a minute, carefully observe whether there is an ambush, and prepare to fight back (Zhuge Liang's mobile phone suddenly reminds me) Hey, what, you are Cao Cao, don't you dare provoke me. We haven't seen you since the romance of the Three Kingdoms. I know you're here this time, so I'll give you some gifts, haha.
Cao Cao: Actually, I knew you could play the trick of borrowing arrows from straw boats. Do you think I will be fooled again? Recently, I watched a movie called Let the Bullets Fly. Haha, this time I prepared a gun, not an arrow. If you borrow it, I'll give it to you. Get ready to shoot.
Zhuge Liang: Haha, you let the bullets fly, and I will let the shells fly. Let's see who's good.
Storyteller: After ten rounds, the bullet still can't beat the shell. Cao Cao took the lead in stopping the attack and temporarily calmed down. At this time, Zhuge Liang dialed the telephone of Cao Cao.
Zhuge Liang: Hey, what happened? It's also a powerful shell. If you dare, I'll tear you down first. Do what you have to do, hahaha.
(Cao Cao is pacing back and forth, please ask my general to come over quickly, and Cao Cao's little soldier will play. )
Cao Cao: There is nothing we can do to deal with Zhuge Liang as a nail house, so we have to ask you to come out. Take weapons for * * ...
(Guitar comes up and plays a song "Playing Cotton")
Cao Cao Xiaobing: Play cotton, play cotton ... (singing while playing)
Zhuge Liang: No, Cao Cao used such despicable means. In order to avoid harm, go back and think about countermeasures. Let's retreat, retreat quickly. ...
Storyteller: It is said that Cao Cao drove Zhuge Liang away with a killer weapon. Unexpectedly, the times have changed, and the clever Zhuge Liang can't beat Cao Cao, who is engaged in demolition. Actually, the story is not over yet. You should know what will happen next year and listen to our breakdown.
The actor took a curtain call and pulled out the banner (Happy New Year to everyone).
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Two-person or four-person version
Characters: storytellers, Zhuge Liang, Cao Cao, Cao Bing 1
Short Play: New Edition-Borrowing Arrows from Grass Boat (Draft)
The console table, mallet and folding fan are placed on the console table.
(The storyteller comes out to hand over)
Storyteller: Happy New Year to everyone. It is said that everyone knows the story of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and the clever schemes of Mr. Zhuge Liang and Kong Ming are even more fascinating. This time, Battle of Red Cliffs was an important battle in which Sun Quan and Liu Bei jointly defeated Cao Cao. What we are going to tell today is the story of Mr Zhuge borrowing an arrow from a straw boat. When Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent, he deliberately made things difficult for Zhuge Liang, making him build 65438+ 10,000 arrows in 10 days. However, Zhuge had planned to use the foggy weather and Cao Cao's suspicious weakness to borrow arrows, so that Cao Cao broke the money and even defeated Zhou Yu's spirit. Later, they conspired together and won the victory of Battle of Red Cliffs.
However, this story of a straw boat borrowing an arrow has been going on for almost 2000 years. Now Cao Cao has become a relocated household, and Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang have become two nail houses. What happens if the grass boat borrows an arrow? Let's see. ...
Zhuge Liang: (Zhuge Liang, shaking a folding fan and wearing a warm hat)
Storyteller: (also holding a folding fan) Hello, Mr. Zhuge. I've heard a lot about you. I have told your story countless times. ...
Zhuge Liang: Go, go, don't befriend. Can someone take this fan? Shake the fan in winter and you won't be afraid of catching a cold. This fan is nice. It seems to be better than what I have. I'll take it.
Zhuge Liang: (pacing anxiously, thinking)
Storyteller: Mr Zhuge, your plan is very clever. Why do you encounter problems today?
Zhuge Liang: As a storyteller, what do you know? Now that Cao Cao has become a real estate developer, he will come to us with his demolition team. That's what I'm worried about.
Storyteller: Isn't it a good thing to get compensation for demolition?
Zhuge Liang: Just talk about it. Cao Cao is the biggest traitor in the world, and he will compensate us. Have you seen Avatar? What he said was that Cao Cao was forced to demolish. Besides, Zhou Yu in the neighboring village has always been jealous of my talent. If he and Cao Cao turn against each other and unite against me, I will surely fail. Isn't there a saying called nail fighting indoors-it's fun to tear down a generation?
Storyteller: Yao, Zhuge Liang also said two-part allegorical sayings.
Zhuge Liang: (walking back and forth, fidgeting) No, I want to have a good talk with Zhou Yu, and I can't let him get in my way.
Storyteller: So you're going to General Zhou Yu's house?
Zhuge Liang: No, society has improved. Now use mobile phones, the fourth generation iphone, the latest products. I will call Zhou Yu.
Zhuge Liang: How do you do, General Zhou Yuzhou? I made you angry and vomited blood during the romance of the Three Kingdoms. I have been guilty for two thousand years. I'm really sorry.
What? Who am I? I am Zhuge Liang
General Zhou remembers, hehe, it's good to remember. We are neighbors now. You know, Cao Cao has become a developer and has come to tear down our house.
Yes, it's Cao Cao, who came to tear down the house. We must unite as one at this meeting. I know we were unhappy in the past, but we will ask Qi Xin to cooperate with him at this meeting.
What, you don't want to get involved. Don't think that you are no match for Cao Cao. General Zhou, you are really wronged. Do you know why Cao Cao chose us for demolition?
General Zhou, I'm not talking nonsense. I also read it in an entertainment tabloid called Nonsense. ...
Mr. Storyteller: Yes, there is such a newspaper, which is full of peach news and nonsense.
Zhuge Liang: According to the newspaper, Cao Cao has long coveted the beauty of Mrs. Xiao Qiao. He has had a crush on your wife for a long time. The newspaper also said that Cao Cao kept in touch with the rich man of Xiaoqiao by telephone, so he came here for demolition this time just to ...
Yes, it's all in the newspaper. How can it be fake? You don't believe me. I always believe in newspapers. Don't you believe in newspapers and the Internet?
The general won't be angry if he calms down. As you know, Cao Cao always likes to steal other people's wives, and it is clearly written in the history books. Even for Mrs. Joe, general, you and I should join hands to play the nail house spirit to drive Cao Cao away.
All right, general, then we have a deal. You and I will join hands to deal with Cao Cao. I'll go back and think of a plan.
Zhuge Liang: (after hanging up the phone, he turned to the storyteller with a smile) You see, Zhou Yu has developed limbs, and my two moves have brought him down.
Storyteller: Mr. Zhuge is not telling the truth. Isn't what Cao Cao did for Mrs. Xiao Qiao?
Zhuge Liang: Who knows? In short, you can't believe everything the newspaper says, and so can Zhou Yu ... hahaha.
But I also took great pains. Now that we have foreign enemies, we can't kill each other. Forget it, I'll go back and take a long-term view.
Storyteller: (Zhuge Liang said to himself when he stepped down) It turned out that this was Zhuge Liang's plan, but this Cao Cao is not a fool after all. Will Cao Cao still fail after two thousand years? Ladies and gentlemen, slowly, it seems that as the saying goes, speaking of the devil, this is faster than Liu Xiang, so the devil is here. ...
Cao Cao: I lost the battle two thousand years ago because of carelessness. This time, we can no longer be fooled by Zhuge Liang.
Storyteller: (greets him) Hello, Prime Minister. So, your Excellency has a plan in mind. However, I heard that the demolition work is not easy now.
Cao Cao: I'll see Zhou Yu first. (takes out his mobile phone and dials) Hello, General Zhou Yuzhou? This is Cao Cao from the demolition company. I want to talk to you face to face. Oh, there is no time, is there? Can we talk on the phone?
Storyteller: Prime Minister, the newspaper says that adults have come to rob Zhou Yu's wife. ...
Cao Cao: (covering his phone with a smile and telling the storyteller) I can't make a move unless I catch Zhou Yu's pig tail. (Continue talking into the phone)
General Zhou, calm down first. It's almost 2000 years. Don't be impulsive as soon as you call. Now pay attention to harmony. It's not fighting and killing in the three kingdoms anymore. In addition, irritability hurts the liver.
I know that you are not happy that we are developing here. Don't believe those words in the newspaper. It's all groundless and nonsense.
Oh, yes, yes, general, calm down. I have a personal purpose, but the general didn't dare to tell his wife about raising a mistress outside. If the tabloid reporters know about this, the consequences will be very bad.
What, you call me a dirty lie? ...
General, you don't know something The guy who repairs the computer for the general's little lover is my assistant now, don't deny it. Besides, I heard that the general is short of money recently.
Hehe, why is the general silent? I'm not threatening you. I know Zhuge Liang is a bad boy and always encourages the general to do bad things. However, general, don't be afraid. I'm here to help the general.
You know, society is developing. It's not the Three Kingdoms era anymore. Now it's New China. How to build without demolition? I mean, you shouldn't go along with Zhuge Liang. He is a nail house, but the general is a respectable man. Besides, my people are trained. If anything happens in the future, it will be bad to hurt the general. Therefore, I hope the general can cooperate with our demolition work and make good compensation for the general in the future. Don't believe the rumors in the newspaper. The best I can do is to make a phone call and chat with Mrs. Xiao Qiao.
Well, that's settled. General, thank you for your support for our cause.
Storyteller: Oh, it turns out that Cao Cao has something on Zhou Yu. This requires both hard and soft measures to persuade Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang to split up. Cao Cao really has two brushes.
Cao Cao: Oh, General Zhou still has to consider? Tell you what, I will arrange an extra house for your mistress and keep it strictly confidential. How's this? The general should also consider our cost, which is our bottom line. If the general doesn't accept it, then we will have a larger foe.
Cao Cao: Haha, ok. Now that the general has agreed, let's be gentlemen. Thank you for your cooperation. Send someone to deliver your property right away.
Cao Cao: Well, now I can deal with Zhuge Liang with peace of mind.
(Cao Cao stepped down and the storyteller followed Cao Cao)
Storyteller: Prime Minister, if you see someone, you will share a house with me ... (As a result, Cao Cao left without paying attention, and the storyteller returned to the console table. It is said that Cao Cao is treacherous, which is even more cunning for the developer Cao Cao. I can't. I have to inform Mr. Zhuge.
(The storyteller called, Mr. Zhuge? This is not good. The thing is ...)
Zhuge Liang: (Zhuge Liang goes on stage) I didn't expect Cao Cao to use such despicable means ... No, I want to talk to Zhou Yu. (Calling Zhou Yu) Hey, General Zhou, come out and we'll discuss the plan to deal with Cao Cao. What, you're sick, then I'll go to the general. What, you don't have to go there? That won't do. The general is ill. I must go and see him. We must discuss the plan. Oh, well, let's call (to the storyteller). This Zhou Yu is pretending to be sick with me.
Storyteller: Times are really different. Cao Cao started demolition, but Zhuge Liang became a nail house. See what Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu will say.
Zhuge Liang: I heard that Cao Cao looked for General Zhou? Really? I haven't looked for it. I tell you, the general promised to fight Cao Cao with me. How could he contact him privately?
What, you think about it and think that we are no match for Cao Cao, so let me not resist.
What, a smart person is a smart person?
How can the general break his word? Although we have had some unpleasantness, it's almost 2000 years after all. Does the general still want to fight me?
Where, the general is so brave, how can he say that he has limited ability and doesn't want to resist? If you don't resist Cao Cao, you won't pay compensation. If you don't resist, as the newspaper said, Cao Cao has coveted his wife for a long time. ...
What, the general still insists on not resisting? Well, I can only stand naked. He comes from a bright background, and Zhou Yu, who is traditional with Cao Cao, is also ready to step down.
Zhuge Liang: I'm going back to prepare for a sneak attack on Cao Cao's office when it's dark and windy.
Storyteller: Look, Zhuge Liang is going to sneak attack. This time it seems different from the arrow of the grass boat, right? Let's take a closer look and see how things will develop.
Zhuge Liang: Comrades, this time we are serious. Our chariots are equipped with the most NB anti-aircraft guns. Even if Cao Cao's office is an iron wall, we should make a hole for him to let him know our determination to defend our homeland. Let's go ... (After two turns on the stage, we walk slowly, and when we get to the target, Zhuge Liang said) Wait a minute, carefully observe whether there is an ambush, and prepare to fight back (Zhuge Liang's mobile phone suddenly reminds me) Hey, what, you are Cao Cao, don't you dare provoke me. We haven't seen you since the romance of the Three Kingdoms. I know you're here this time, so I'll give you some gifts, haha.
Cao Cao: Actually, I knew you could play the trick of borrowing arrows from straw boats. Do you think I will be fooled again? Recently, I watched a movie called Let the Bullets Fly. Haha, this time I prepared a gun, not an arrow. If you borrow it, I'll give it to you. Get ready to shoot.
Zhuge Liang: Haha, you let the bullets fly, and I will let the shells fly. Let's see who's good.
Storyteller: The process is so tragic that we won't broadcast it live. In short, after ten rounds, the bullet still failed to beat the shell. Cao Cao took the lead in stopping the attack and temporarily calmed down. At this time, Zhuge Liang dialed the telephone of Cao.
Zhuge Liang: Hey, what happened? It's also a powerful shell. If you dare, I'll tear you down first. Do what you have to do, hahaha.
(Cao Cao is pacing back and forth, please ask my general to come over quickly, and Cao Cao's little soldier will play. )
Cao Cao: There is nothing we can do to deal with Zhuge Liang as a nail house, so we have to ask you to come out. Take weapons for * * ...
(Guitar comes up and plays a song "Playing Cotton")
Cao Cao Xiaobing: Play cotton, play cotton ... (singing while playing)
Zhuge Liang: No, Cao Cao used such despicable means. In order to avoid harm, go back and think about countermeasures. Let's retreat, retreat quickly. ...
Storyteller: It is said that Cao Cao drove Zhuge Liang away with a killer weapon. Unexpectedly, the times have changed, and the clever Zhuge Liang can't beat Cao Cao, who is engaged in demolition. Actually, the story is not over yet. You should know what will happen next year and listen to our breakdown.