The earliest record of Su Xiaomei is in Dongpo Q&A Record, which was recorded by Chen Meigong's Secret Book of Binyantang. This book has been proved to be written by Dongpo, with the preface to September of Wanli, and probably went to Su Shi at the same time with Feng Menglong for more than 500 years.
According to Su Men's genealogy, Su Shi has a younger sister and a cousin, that is, Su Shi's second uncle, Su Xun's daughter, and Su Xun has three sons and four daughters. The names of the three sons are not deceitful, doubtful or dangerous, that is, the names of Zi Zheng, Zi Ming and Zi An. Xiao Erniang, the youngest daughter, married Liu Jinzi Liu Zhongyuan and died in Fu Yuanyuan. Su Shi's father, Mr. Lao Quan, has three men and three women. Zi Zhan and Zi You were young, two girls died early, and my brother Jingshan died in Dongpo at the age of three. The youngest sister, Da Dongpo, married Cheng (Cheng Zhicai, Dongpo's cousin) at the age of one, and Cheng 19 died. So Dongpo has no sister. Feng Menglong said that Wang (Wang Anshi, born in Tianxi for five years, when Su Xun was thirteen) wanted to marry his little sister. Wang Kan is also a versatile scholar. 65,438+09 years old, the top scholar. He'll be dead in a few days, or at least dead. Mr. Lao Quan refused to marry his sister because he didn't agree with Wang Anshi's political views and because of her disapproval. If so, my little sister was about 20 years old when she was trying to get married, so Qin Shaoyou is still young and not a scholar, so I don't need to say anything. Write it down. ). In fact, Su Xun died in 1066, when Qin Shaoyou was only seventeen years old and had not met Su Shi. Su and Qin first met in 1077, eleven years after Su Xun's death. His wife, surnamed Xu, is the daughter of Xu Chengfu, who used to be the main book of Tanzhou Ningxiang. This point is clearly written in his Book of Xu County Owners: "Xu County takes his wife as beauty." He married Xu Yu on 1067 at the age of eighteen.
Mention Dadongpo's one-year-old sister again. Since I married the Cheng family, I died soon. (Angry Lao Chun broke off contact with the Cheng family and the family moved away. Needless to say, this will be discussed in detail later. ) Sima Guang wrote "Epitaph of Mrs. Su Zhuben", "I have passed away, both my sons have been admitted to Jinshi, and I have also been admitted to Xianliang Fangzheng Branch (106 1 year, six years of happiness. At this time, Su Xun had only two sons, and the others were all dead. Su Shi is the third and the philosopher is the fourth. Since the song dynasty, although the system has been established, no one has won the first or second place. Only in the early Song Dynasty, when Feng Menglong's sister was unmarried, Sue's two brothers were college students in imperial academy, which was also a mistake) ... Mrs. Jia You finally came to the village in April of the following year (1057). In that year1February, Gengzi was buried in Li Kelong, Anzhen Township, pengshan county (now meishan county Land Commune). At the age of 48. ..... This man gave birth to six children, the eldest male Jing Xian and three females, all of whom died young. A young girl has the wind of a wife and can belong to literature. They got married and died at the age of 19. " Four years later (1057), Mrs. Cheng died of illness on April 8, and Su Xun's "Sacrifice to the Lady" said: "... I was mourning for my son alone, and my life was full of disasters. Six children, who is in the hall today? Wei Wei and Wei Nengcun. " With this, I know that when Dongpo was twenty-two years old, only his brothers were left. Let's take some time to write Su Xun's chronicle of this article completely, so that Su Dongpo's sister is even less credible!
Tiansheng five years, Ding Mao, Xun 19 years old.
That year, Su Xun married Cheng, the daughter of Meishan Dali Temple. Cheng is eighteen years old. Epitaph of Mrs. Su Zhuben: "The lady's surname is Cheng, a native of Meishan, and the daughter of Dali Temple. Born in eighteen years, he belongs to Su family. Cheng is rich, but Sue is extremely poor. ……
Tian sheng is six years old, and Xun is twenty years old.
That year, Mrs. Cheng grew up to be a daughter, but she died before she was one year old.
Tian Sheng was eight years old, and Xun was twenty-two years old (1030).
Mrs. Cheng gave birth to Jing Xian in the winter of 2008 (Sima Guang called Jing Shan).
In the second year of Ming Dow, Gui You was 25 years old (1033).
Mrs. Cheng gave birth to a second daughter.
The following year, Yi Hai, Jing You was born, but he was 27 years old (1035).
That year, Mrs. Cheng gave birth to a little daughter. Because she is the eighth among 16 brothers and sisters at home, the girl's name is Ba Niang. Ren Cailian breast-fed her.
You Jing is three years old and Bing Zi is 28 years old (1036).
Mrs. Cheng gave birth to her second son, Su Shi, on December 19th of the lunar calendar. Su Shi's small words have the same language, the words are in harmony, and the later words are deep and long, hence the name Dongpo. After Su Shi was born, her mother-in-law ordered the maid around her to pick lotus as his wet nurse and take care of Ba Niang and Shi. Since he died of old age as an adult, he has been serving the Su family. When the stone man died at the age of seventy-two, Su Shi specially wrote the epitaph of the wet nurse stone man, which was carefully engraved as a wet nurse monument. The inscription reads: "The mother of Zhan in Zhao County, a native of Meishan, was named Cailian. Father followed, mother Li. In advance, madam, there are five years in thirty years. Diligent, I will never die, and my sister and Shi will die. Raising the son of charity, stepping in the previous step, stepping in the previous step and crossing are all rewarding. From Hangzhou, Mi, Xu and Hu, he was demoted to yellow. In August of the third year of Yuanfeng, Ren Yin died of illness in Huangzhilin Gaoting at the age of 70. In December, Renwu was buried in the north of Huanggang County in eastern Huang Zhi. " Ming said, "You are born with it, you need to raise it, and you don't need children." There is no need to bury the dead. I sacrifice it and enjoy it. Its soul is everything. "
Jingyou five years, (later changed to Baoyuan first year) Wuyin, but thirty years old.
Jing Xian, the eldest son, died at the age of eight. That is, Su Xun said: "In the next five years, I lost my brother Bai He, and another year later, my eldest son died."
Baoyuan is two years old and her age is 3 1 (1039).
On February 20th, Mrs Su Zhe gave birth to her young son. The word "This is you" means "Little Shu Tong" and "Welcome" in the evening. Mrs. Cheng asked Yang Jinchan to be her mother.
, Ding Hai, Xun Seven Years 39( 1047)
It was the second female pawn.
Li Qing changed to Huang You in the first year, ugly, 4 1 year (1049).
Qin Guan was born that year. (The hero below)
When Emperor You was four, he was 44 (1502).
Eight Niang, a young girl, is eighteen years old, and married his wife and uncle Cheng Jun's son Cheng Zhicai ... See Wang Wenzhong's Summary of Su Wenzhong's Poems in Qing Dynasty, Volume I.
You Emperor for five years, 45 years old (1503)
Eight Niang, a young girl, was abused by her uncle and father-in-law in the Cheng family and helped by her cousin and husband, but she died in anger. In a rage, Su Xun and his son Shi Zhe broke off diplomatic relations with Cheng Jun and his son. Because of this, he wrote a genealogy pavilion. In a rage, Xun wrote his own poem, regretting that he shouldn't have followed the old customs and married a woman: "Your mother's brother is like an uncle, and I have come to ask for a marriage for my son. Villagers attach importance to matrilineal families in marriage, although I refuse to take an yun away? " (1095), Su Shi was demoted to Huizhou. "I miss my mother and I regret it." At this time, Cheng Zhicai raised some prison officers for Guangnan Road. Su Shi's "With Cheng Shu": "Today, my brother has not been with him for forty-two years." The death of the maiden Ba Niang is recorded in the epitaph of Mrs. Su Zhuben (former, omitted)
Four years of Jiayou, Jihai, Xun 5 1( 1059)
Mrs. Cheng passed away on April 8, 2057 on/kloc-0. In September of this year, Su Xun built a shrine of great compassion for his other wife's grave, and put it in a paradise, which he recommended without any intention of offering sacrifices. He also wrote "Creating a Bodhisattva in Paradise", which said: "When I was a teenager, my parents were there, and my brothers and wives were prepared. I didn't know life and death. It's not four or five years since the eldest daughter died, but Mrs. Ding's worries cover four years in twenty years. In the next five years, my cousin Bai Xi, another year, the eldest son died, another year, my sister died, and another year, the second woman died. As for Ding Hai's age, your late husband passed away. Six years later, he lost his young daughter. I didn't take my clothes, but I lost my elder sister. The spirit of sorrow lingers, and he lost his wife at the age of forty. (Supplement: After his wife died, father and son often drifted to the outside world and recorded stories on the way many times. But there is no mention of the fourth person, that is, there is no sister who says it is another powerful evidence! )
Five years of Jiayou, Gengzi, Xun Fifty-two. That year, Wang Anshi's reputation began to make a big noise. There is only Shi Hezhe left in the Su family, and there is no wife. Ouyang Xiu advised Xun to make friends with him. Xun said, "It's hard to harm the country and the people if it's unkind." It was written as "On Discrimination of Rape" for four years, (65438)
That year, he died of illness in the capital. Ouyang Xiu wrote a preface for the Epitaph of Su Jun, the main book of Wen 'an County, Bazhou: "You married Cheng's daughter Cheng in Dali Temple. Give birth to the third son: Yue Jingxian, who died young; Now the Stone Temple is a museum of direct history. Quote, have the right to name the government officials. Three women, all died young. Sun Yuemai (eldest son Shi) is late (eldest son Zhe).
It can be seen that no younger sister is born than Su Shi. Eight Niang who is only one year older.
How detailed Dongpo is recorded in Notes of Song Dynasty, Confucius, Chun Zhu and Wutai Poems! , Chao, Huang Tingjian, etc. Under Su Shi's family, I remember Dongpo's quotations but I don't remember my little sister. And Qin Shaoyou is Dongpo's favorite pupil. If he is my little sister's husband, wouldn't this marriage be a much-told story? (But Shao You and Li Shishi have a much-told story: Li Shishi was famous for its brothel at that time, and Song became a prostitute at this time. Li had affairs with emperors, poets Yan, Qin Guan and Zhou Bangyan. Shaoyou said to One Conghua: "It's the end of the year. See the teacher tonight, and your cheeks are full of wine. Half a roll of micro-lights outside the curtain exposed me to the flowers, and the smoke was cold and messy. I couldn't bear to snuggle up and sing new words with tears. " It can be seen that the strength of the two is strong. And Shao You also claimed to be the "Zeng's Romantic Mansion" and paid for the colorful characters on the Dongpo wall. The two crazy women were so happy! But where can I see someone recording the ghost of marriage? Don't think it over. Dongpo and Shaoyou are both romantic figures, who go in and out of romantic places. If there is a little sister, then Dongpo also takes his brother-in-law in and out of that place? Not to mention that little sister wants to make a life and death, it is not good to just play with her brother-in-law and Dongpo!
You see Qin Guan, a native of Gaoyou, was born in the first year of Youdi, and Dongpo was thirteen years younger. He died in the last years of Fu Yuan, one year earlier than Dongpo. In the last years of Xining, he paid homage to Su Shi in Pengcheng, and wrote "Huang Lou Fu" for his literary talent. At the age of fifteen, he lost his father, and Yuanfeng was a scholar in eight years and boarded the official career. In the second year of Yuanfeng, Su moved to Huzhou and visited her grandparents and uncles in Huiji. Accompany Su Shi to Xing Wu. To Wutai poetry case, Su demoted Huangzhou. He doesn't shy away from doubts, but he has many greetings. Five years later, Yuan Feng, Su advised him to enter the Korean exam, but failed. Among them, Wang Anshi was introduced by Su and appreciated by Wang, but he didn't travel in middle school until Yuan Feng was eight years old. Yuan You changed, and Empress Dowager Cixi was regent and expelled from the DPRK. On the recommendation of Fan Zhongyan, he was appointed as a librarian and went to Beijing the following year to proofread pornographic books for the secretary province. The orthography was soon left to the secretary. However, due to the opposition of Luoyang people, the Su Shi brothers criticized and were exempted from orthography. Yuan You eight years, the restoration of orthography. Later, he served as an editor and participated in the revision of the Record of Gods. Soon, the Queen Mother Gao died, Zhezong took charge of the new party, and Qin was sentenced to Hangzhou. Liu Zheng's suggestion accused him and Huang Tingjian of increasing and destroying the records of the gods and being demoted to state liquor tax. After three years in Zhangzhou, he was still convicted of writing Buddhist books and relegated to Chenzhou. Chenzhou was in charge of Hengzhou for one year and then moved to Leizhou. (Zhejiang-Hunan-Guangxi-Hainan Island) Fu Yuan of Hui Zong issued a three-year pardon. Su Shi moved to Lianzhou from Hainan and met Qin. Then Qin was released, went north to Tengzhou and died at the age of 52. Su Dongpo hangs him as a lifelong friend. So Shao You was thirty when he first met Su Shi, and Dongpo was forty-three years old. That little sister should be over thirty-five. Imagine, when her suitor is young, how can she wait until she is thirty-five? Anyway, she is a lady.
So even the ladies around Dongpo have many interesting records, such as Chaoyun. How can a smart person like Xiaomei not record it? Strange! Therefore, 500 years later, some people thought that they could also create a story about Su Xiaomei for people to talk about. This is unbelievable!
After reading the official, Feng Zhi's full text has almost no date (that is, he is afraid of counting the date and revealing the clues). Later, he said that there was a poem to prove it: "The article said that since ancient times, my sister has been smarter than her husband. It is strange to have a groom in the midst of three difficulties, but there is nothing exquisite in the world. (In fact, there is no poem as evidence, but Feng himself made it up as evidence. ).
Su Xiaomei chooses her husband by talent, and there are many talented women in Sichuan. In the Song Dynasty, there was another Su Xiaomei. It can be said that in the Song Dynasty, the spirit of Sichuan cuisine was attributed to Su Jia, his father Su Xun, and his brothers Su Shi and Su Zhe, all of whom were brilliant people. The so-called "father and son are three characters, and there are eight people in a thousand years."
Su Xiaomei is neither fat nor thin, with thin red lips, round face, dark eyes, high forehead and prominent chin. At first glance, he looks like a shrewd man. She likes to bicker with her two brothers since she was a child. She is naive, especially her eldest brother, Su Shi, who is full of cheeks and beards, paunchy and informal, is the object of her bickering, so she quarrels at home all day. One day Su Dongpo joked about his sister's appearance and described her convex forehead and concave eyes as:
Three or five steps before going out of the hall, first go to the painting hall;
I finally wiped my tears several times, leaving two springs.
Su Xiaomei ·Xi·Xi smiled and immediately retorted:
There is a clump of mourning grass between the lips, and the hair is even apricot;
The quarrel was nowhere to be found, and suddenly I heard Li Mao's voice.
This poem mocks Su Shi's unkempt beard. Girls are most afraid of being told of her physical weakness. Su Xiaomei's forehead was protruding and her eyes were a little far away, so she was caught by Su Shi to make fun of her. Su Xiaomei said that Su Shi's beard didn't seem to catch the sore spot, and she felt that she didn't use it. When she studied it again, she found that her brother's forehead was flat and there was no feeling of much trouble. The other horse's face is a foot long and his eyes are far away. The whole facial features are out of proportion, and she immediately picked up a poem happily:
Tian Ping Road is 3,000 wide, and it is very happy from afar;
Last year, a tear of acacia never reached my cheek.
Su Shi patted his sister's head with joy and smiled: The proverbs played by Su's brothers and sisters can be said to be excusable, often with puns, which make you think.
One winter, in Chuqing after the snow, Su Shi was wearing a big fur robe and sitting in the sun. The wind blew and the fur fluttered. Su Xiaomei walked by. When he saw this scene, he immediately said, "The wind is picky." After that, I looked at Su Shi with a sly smile and a smug look. There happened to be some ice and snow on the wall in the corner where she stood. At this time, under the sunlight, the melted snow water dripped down the wall. Without thinking, Su Shi said smoothly, "The water on the wall is DC." Although Su Xiaomei is still young, he is in the early stage of understanding. He blushed at once, gave his brother a hard look and ran away quickly. On another occasion, Su Xiaomei squatted by the well to cut fish. Su Dongpo came back from the outside and rode by. As soon as he saw it, he immediately said, "Sister, cut the fish, squat down and cut it in half!" " Su Xiaomei hesitated, but he couldn't help it. He raised his head slightly, half ashamed and half angry, and said to his brother, "Brother rides a horse and adds a whip when riding."
Su Dongpo has many monks' friends. Neo-Confucianism prevailed in Song and Ming Dynasties. While advocating a clear mind and seeing nature clearly, it also greatly reduces the status of women. Women's personality is suppressed. In addition to vigorously promoting women's foot binding, women are also required to shut up and laugh. They hide in the boudoir every day to learn needlework, and they have to wear a red cloth on their heads on their wedding day so that no one can see them. Su Jia is a scholar with different knowledge. In addition, the monks who associate with Su Dongpo are all empty, so when Su Dongpo talks and jokes with those monks, he doesn't interfere with his glib sister, whether she is elegant or rude.
One day, Su Dongpo went out to play with a group of monks, and Su Xiaomei followed. Suddenly, he saw a monk swimming in the river, carrying heavy goods and floating goods. In the blue waves, it rolls like a ball of light. Su Xiaomei is rare and strange, and he is full of interest. He said loudly, "The Qingjiang River washes monks and waves roll gourds." A host monk who followed her was also a joker, and immediately said to him, "There are beautiful women sitting in the green gauze tent and peony sitting in the tobacco cage." This topic is endless. Su Xiaomei is not to be outdone, but also a couplet:
"A monk sleeping in a brocade quilt is a gourd among thousands of flowers."
The host will be here soon:
"Women are bronze, and there are two cymbals in a half-acre pond."
Su Xiaomei at that time my words, helpless, looked up and saw a monk punting in jiangxin, at one point:
"Monks punted against Luohan in the middle of the river."
There are some difficulties in this regard. It starts with "shadow" and must be answered with "shadow". The host could not help but scrutinize carefully and finally said:
"The beauty draws water, and the rope leads to Guanyin at the bottom of the well."
Su Xiaomei unwilling, challenged again:
"Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of bergamots in the heart of the river."
This time, Su Xiaomei met his opponent, and the host monk quickly said:
"Beauty looks at the moon, and there are two cicadas in the sky."
Among Su Dongpo's many monk friends, Fo Yin is the closest one, and his quarrel with Su Xiaomei will be forgotten. One day, Fo Yin jokingly said to her, "I have a pair of couplets. I dare to ask the patroness to answer them." Couplets are:
"A woman sleeps alone and has three furry eyes."
Su Xiaomei is a woman, and Fo Yin knows that she is never competitive, and the couplet with others never gives up. This time, she chose such a yellow emotional appeal to force Su Xiaomei not to speak. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei has never been naughty and bold. She and her brother have a similar couplet, and she doesn't feel anything at all. Although she blushed at first, she dared to say that you were a monk, and I dared not say anything, so she was right:
"Two hate the same bed, and four bald heads are upside down."
Fo Yin shook his head again and again, admitting defeat, and even praised Su Xiaomei for his clever strategy and quick thinking. Once, Su Dongpo and monk Fo Yin meditated in the forest, and the shadow of the bamboo forest moved day by day. For a long time, Fo Yin said to Su Dongpo, "Look at a gentleman sitting like a Buddha." Su Dongpo was very happy to see Fo Yin's brown cassock hanging to the ground, and said to Fo Yin, "The master is sitting like a pile of cow dung." Monk Fo Yin just smiled. Su Dongpo thought that monk Fo Yin had suffered a YaBaKui this time, and he was secretly pleased. He couldn't help telling Su Xiaomei quietly. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei said, "Brother, you lost again. Imagine that Fo Yin looks at you with the heart of Buddha, and what kind of mood do you look at Fo Yin? "
Su Xiaomei has grown up, but he is still very naughty. Her marriage problem has increasingly become a problem that Su and his son are thinking about. Su Xiaomei is brilliant, intelligent, informal, mischievous and even cheating. She is not very outstanding. It is difficult to find a very satisfied person to be a husband.
First, Huang Tingjian introduced Wang Anshi's son Wang Kan to Su Xiaomei, and happily brought Wang Kan's masterpiece to Su Xiaomei for evaluation. Su Xiaomei looked around and finally told Huang Tingjian that Wang Kan's works were: "novelty is more than splendor, and it is difficult to achieve great things without subtlety and gracefulness." Huang Tingjian also wants to fight for it, saying that Wang Kan is extremely clever, and he can know clearly after reading it again. At this moment, Su Xun, who had been sitting there silently, said coldly, "What's so strange about this? Whose son has to read twice? " Huang Tingjian has nothing to say. In fact, Wang Pei can be compared with Su Xiaomei in family background, looks and talents, while Su Xiaomei just looks down on others.
While everyone was worrying about Su Xiaomei's marriage, Su Shi happened to meet Qin Guan and Qin Shaoyou. Qin Shaoyou is from Gaoyou, Jiangsu today. He was born in a landlord's family whose wealth has fallen, and the rural income is not enough to support himself. When I was a teenager, I also dealt with some geisha in Yangzhou and Yuezhou. "The sachet is hidden, and the ribbon is light." "I won the brothel and survived." Qin Guan didn't take the exam in Yuanfeng, Song Zhezong for five years, and Yuanfeng didn't take the exam for eight years. He stayed in Yuan You for five years and went to Beijing for the third time. Thanks to Su Shi, he was able to stay in Beijing for five years and was appointed as a university doctor. Since then, his relationship with Su Dongpo has always been a teacher-friend relationship, and he often goes in and out of Su's home. Young Qin Shaoyou slowly attracted Su Xiaomei's attention. On that day, she saw Qin Shaoyou's poems at her brother's house and admired them sincerely. Liao is rare.
As long as Su Xiaomei had no opinion, Qin Guan, one of the four bachelor's degrees in Su, naturally had nothing to say, so Huang Tingjian, one of the four bachelor's degrees in Su, became a ready-made matchmaker. Because Qin Shaoyou has no official position and Susan has become famous, this marriage is naturally presided over by Sue's family. Generally speaking, on their wedding night, brides will only wait for the groom's conquest with shyness, joy and anxiety, but Su Xiaomei, who is clever and eccentric, is unique. Taking up all the "geographical location" and "harmony with people", she actually wanted the groom to solve the three problems she gave before allowing her to enter the bridal chamber.
The first riddle is:
Copper and iron are baked, and ant powder is on the wall;
Yin and yang are ambiguous, and heaven and earth are my heart.
The first sentence "Copper and iron are put into a furnace for smelting, which means" melting ". In the second sentence, a wisp of ants climbed on the white powder wall, which means "fate" and is connected with "fate". In the third sentence, Yin and Yang have only one meaning, and that is "Tao".
In the middle of the universe, there are only "people". Together, the four sentences are "Taoist." Qin Shaoyou understood after a little thought, but he lost his voice. It turned out that when Huang Tingjian told Qin Shaoyou that Su Jia wanted to marry Su Xiaomei to him, although he immediately agreed, he thought of the legendary Su Xiaomei's protruding forehead and sunken eyes. Qin Shaoyou, a romantic teenager, is very uneasy about the appearance of his future wife. He has never seen Su Xiaomei. Because of the prevalence of Neo-Confucianism, he emphasized that men and women are not close, and they can't meet each other after engagement, and it is not easy to ask others. This heart disease is getting deeper and deeper. On that day, I finally learned that Su Xiaomei was going to make a pilgrimage to the temple. Qin Shaoyou made a plan to dress himself up as a Taoist. He waited in front of the temple first. When Su Xiaomei's sedan chair arrived, Qin Shaoyou stepped forward and asked, "Miss, may you live a long and merciful life!"
Su Xiaomei immediately refused in the sedan chair: "How dare a Taoist ask for charity?" What Qin Shaoyou wanted was Su Xiaomei's response, and immediately said, "May Miss be like a medicine tree, and all diseases will not be born!" Su Xiaomei aggressive, not to be outdone, and then said:
"Spit lotus flowers at passers-by, and don't give up." As I answered, I thought, listening to this man's accent is very pleasant. He must be young, so I don't know what he looks like. Judging from his charity language, Su Xiaomei couldn't help lifting the car curtains to see what had happened. What Qin Shaoyou wants is for Su Xiaomei to show up. How could he miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and hurry up? Suddenly, I felt that this person was the one who didn't want to go in, so I motioned the maid to turn around and leave. Qin Shaoyou chased and said, Su Xiaomei heart trouble, angrily replied:
"Madmen are greedy and stupid, so bring gold." He got up and went back to the house like a gust of wind. Qin Shaoyou finally met Su Xiaomei and thought that she was not ugly, especially because of her elegant temperament, strange behavior and aggressiveness. She was very unhappy, but when Su Xiaomei came home, she became more and more angry, so she had the first question of bridal chamber night, and she took the Qin Shaoyou exam to get back at her. As a teenager, Qin Shaoyou was mixed up in geisha farms in Yangzhou and other places. On the romantic field, his face is thicker than cowhide. After he figured out the poem riddle, he wrote back a song:
Why chemical industry urges spring, the famous garden bloom;
Tao is the original owner of Dongfeng, and no one dares to go to the flower platform.
The words at the beginning of each sentence in the poem add up to "Taoist alms", and the whole poem also implies the tone of apology. Su Xiaomei was secretly pleased when he saw her, and he was happy with her husband. When he was happy, he finally apologized to me.
A poem riddle immediately appeared, stating that the whole poem hit four historical figures, and the answers must be indicated one by one. The riddle is:
Strong grandfather wins ancestors, digs the wall and steals the night school;
Silk often thinks of her mother, and the old man leans against the door all day long.
Qin Shaoyou learned a lot and guessed without thinking: the first sentence is Sun Quan, the second sentence is Kong Ming, and the third sentence is "The thread in the hands of a loving mother makes clothes for wayward children; She sewed carefully and repaired it thoroughly, fearing that it would delay his time to go home. "
Nature is "thinking", and the fourth sentence is that the old man leans against the door all day. Nature is hope, and that is great hope. Qin Shaoyou passed the exam smoothly. For Qin Shaoyou, it's like marching to war. Every time he solves a problem, he takes a step forward At this moment, he went outside Su Xiaomei's boudoir. Sue's father, son and many guests are waiting for the last question. The window of the boudoir slowly opened a crack, revealing Su Xiaomei's delicate hand and handing out a piece of paper. Servant immediately took it and handed it to Qin Shaoyou. I saw it read:
"Open the moon window with your hands, the moon is thin, and it will definitely not rain tonight;"
Su Shi saw it, secretly laughed, stretched out a finger and pointed to the word "rain". Qin Shaoyou got the message and immediately replied:
"A stone breaks through the water, the sky is crisp, and the Ming Dynasty will be frosty."
On the surface, it will definitely not rain tonight, but it actually implies sex, and the homonym of "rain" and "language" means that I won't talk to you tonight. Qin Shaoyou replied with "It must be first frost of the Ming Dynasty". "first frost" and "Double" are homophonic. Since they are paired, they must have sex.
As soon as the note was handed in, the door opened. Su Xiaomei stood by the door with a smile and shame, and Qin Shaoyou walked in happily. Nature is a Wushan dream, making love.
It is said that shortly after the wedding, Su Xiaomei made a pilgrimage to the temple and made a wish. The monk is familiar with Sue's brother and sister. At this time, the monk deliberately asked Su Xiaomei: "How does it feel to be newly married?" Su Xiaomei just smiled, but he waved the numbers with a pen and paper, then put the note on the clock and said to the monk, I will know if I want to know. The monk had to put his bald head into the clock and saw on the paper: "This is it." Happy with Qin Shaoyou laughed.
Qin Shaoyou once "won a brothel with her impetuousness and fame" among geisha, and she has various means to arouse women's enthusiasm.
Qin Shaoyou can write lyrics, and his lyrics are good at expressing sentimental feelings through the beautiful scenery and the tone of Wan Wan. Lyrics are just like people, and Qin Shaoyou's temperament is also deeply loved by Su Xiaomei. Unfortunately, he is jealous of his fate. Su Xiaomei died within a few years of marriage. At that time, Qin Shaoyou was an official, politically frustrated and exiled. Hearing the news, he sadly wrote a poem "Chitose":
"Outside the water's edge, the wall is cold in spring, and the shadows are chaotic, and the sound of honeymoons." Drift and hydrophobic helmet, leave and take off the outer belt. Missing day after day, body and mind have been burned to ashes. Recalling yesterday's Xichi meeting, Qi Fei Seagull, let's go hand in hand. Who is here today? Ah, the ship goes around the sun and the moon, and the dream is broken, only the bronze mirror, and the rosy face is gone. Spring goes and spring comes, flying red like the sea. "
Later, I married a woman named Xu, the latter.