2. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
Everyone else, please press seven.
5. Sorry, the silent face value of the user you contacted fell into a deep sleep, and ten advantages can wake up ta.
6. I would like to contact you, but I lack an identity.
To tell you quietly, I have fallen in love with a boy, which is the fifth word in this passage.
8. I went to the universe to pick up stars. I'll be right back, o~?
9. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?
10. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you haven't replied, you are married. Thank you.
1 1. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will there be an automatic reply to reply you?
12. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.
13. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
14. Your Princess Le Yan is busy now, please contact me after nine o'clock!
15. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.
16. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.
17. If I am online, will there be an automatic reply to you?
18. Call dad and go back.
19. Read.
20. [Automatic reply] There are too many operating users at present, please try again later!
When qq leaves, you can set a nifty automatic reply (Part II) 2 1. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.
22. Please press five to continue firing.
23. Hello, I will reply automatically. Your chat partner is not in right now. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
24. Han Han is in hibernation.
25. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.
26. Hadron's mother is here.
27. If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.
28. [Automatic reply] This person lives in seclusion and replies after the robbery!
29. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!
30. [Automatic reply] I'll buy you some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.
3 1. What brings you here? Did Timis win?
32. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig
33. This is too much.
34. "Be right back after the commercial."
35. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.
36. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.
37. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.
38. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
39. I have never been the most special one.
40. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.
When qq leaves, you can set a nifty automatic reply (Chapter 3) 4 1. Wangzai QQ candy, please don't ask me if there is anything else.
42. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.
43. You will come back to chase the monster.
44. I am submerged in the ocean of learning.
45. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.
46.？ You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.
47. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp is harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.
48. [Automatic reply] Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!
49. Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.
50. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. The kindergarten is not finished yet.
5 1. Not returning messages is a common fault of beautiful women.
52. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~
53. Call for money and leave a message.
54. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
55. I want to be Yi Lang and bring an astronaut to you when I come back.
56. Life is so long, do you still want to chat with your father now? What's wrong with waiting for dad?
57. Automatic reply cannot be read back.
58. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
59. Welcome to call the customer service hotline of China Unicom. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for door-to-door chat, 4 for grass renewal, 5 for flowers renewal, 6 for qq call, 7 for other services, 8 for games, 9 for manual service and # for returning.
Humorous sentences with automatic reply when qq leaves the state are universal (60 sentences)
Humorous sentences that qq automatically replies when it leaves the state (I) 1. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the nebula tide is ups and downs because of you.
Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
I'm going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!
Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.
I can't move, but I can't get through. If you don't believe me, you are welcome to come to me.
6. Be right back after the commercial.
7. "Be right back after the commercial."
8. I went to the universe to pick up stars. I'll be right back ~
9. I'm Jackson Yi. She's asleep. I'll call you back when she wakes up.
10. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.
1 1. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
12. Press four to continue the grass.
13. No, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
14. Because there is nothing we can do, let it be. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.
15. [automatic reply] I don't even believe in punctuation.
16. Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
17. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.
18. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.
19. Restore skill cooldown.
20. I want to dance colorful feathers in red leaves and indulge in your arms.
Humorous sentences (Part II) 2 1. Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, no, no, I don't know. Bye!
22. What brings you here? Did Timis win?
23. Sorry, the silent face value of the user you contacted fell into a deep sleep, and ten advantages can wake up ta.
24. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to see you after receiving the gentleness of the world.
25. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up when you transfer money.
26. I want to be Yi Lang and bring an astronaut to you when I come back.
27. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.
28. There is a mole, and it is not convenient to reply now.
29. To tell you quietly, I like a boy, which is the fifth word in this passage.
30. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.
3 1. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
32. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~
33. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.
34. So, so, what do you want to express?
Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!
36. As long as I have read all these, I will reply to you. I will tell you that deer niches are full of depression, ponds are full of epilepsy, and steel is full of love. I am familiar with them.
37. Sleep mode has started.
38. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
39. Tell Dad to come back
40. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.
Humorous sentences that qq automatically replies when it leaves the state (3) 4 1. This is Jackson Yee. She will call you back when she wakes up.
42. Your persistence may be tangled in his eyes.
43. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play the super flash, or you can play the Want Want team. I really can't go to Ryder League. I'm not here now anyway.
44. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you won't reply when you receive it.
45. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
46. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
47. Your little baby is not here, but your father is.
48. I don't like replying to messages. I feel that I was an undisturbed person in my last life.
49. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
50. Life is so long, do you still want to chat with your father now? What's wrong with waiting for dad?
5 1. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with milk tea, potato chips, lollipops, double skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger, chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, nuts, beef jerky potatoes, chicken chops, Sprite coke, mango lime, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream.
52. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. The kindergarten is not finished yet.
53. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please chat with the machine first ~ ~
If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.
55. Hello, I'm not here now, and I won't call you back when I get back.
56. You are graceful and beautiful, and your father is on his way.
57. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.
If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.
59. If you don't return, you will be in Timis. If you come back, Timis will be finished. Speak rashly, and Timis loses. If you are gentle, Timis will win. Timi will lose in a row if he has a bad temper.
60. The second message is cooling down.
Qq Leave State Classic Sentence
1, hi! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"!
2, the owner didn't bring paper to the toilet!
3, in the shower, do not disturb, peep, please buy a ticket, 40 individuals, 20% groups, booking phone: I will not tell him the average person!
4. Hello, I am the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.
I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
6. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!
7. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.
8. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!
9. Literati are hiding in the network, waiting for beautiful women; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.
10, sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!
1 1, the host is self-checking, and the keyboard and mouse are looking forward to the opportunity to go out and cool off. I am his refrigerator, and I am slow in typing. Please speak slowly and don't worry. ...
12, I didn't see the news just now, send it again …
13, what did you send? I see how it is garbled!
14, didn't you agree to return it to me yesterday? How come nothing happened!
15. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.
16, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
17, the subscriber you dialed is streaking ... please redial later!
14, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!
19, your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!
20. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.
2 1, I went to the back hill of Montenegro to learn to eat Tang priest with the old demon, and I'll talk about it when I come back.
22. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
23. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
24, DD I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.
25. I was busy, sleepy and helpless, and decided to jump off the building.
Please wait while your hard disk is being formatted. ...
27. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press CtrlAltDel to return.
28, alas ~ you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.
29. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend ...
30. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep …
3 1. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.
32. My present posture: WC, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force. ...
33. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.
34. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.
35. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.
36. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me.
37. The above information was mistaken for a virus. Please try again later.
38. One day, a nun rang the bell, and the Buddha said: Fallen is rebirth. I'm going to fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you. ...
39. Your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send "I love you" to start the firewall, and the system will automatically kill virus for you.
40. Bajie, I'm fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll meet you in Gaolaozhuang later. ...
4 1, the subscriber you dialed is still in the toilet, please bring him toilet paper later!
42, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!
43. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
44, rob a bank … Come on, remember to put socks on your head, and you'd better buy Langsha brand …
45. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!
46. The main cause of myocardial infarction … is dying … If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!
47.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!
48. The computer is processing your information. Just a moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!
49. Be right back after the commercial!
I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.
QQ Leave State Classic Sentence
1, the host is self-checking, and the keyboard and mouse will see the opportunity to go out to cool off. I am his refrigerator, and I am slow in typing. Please speak slowly, don't worry. ...
2. hey! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"!
3.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!
4. The subscriber you called is streaking ... Please redial later!
5. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!
6. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...
7. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. thank you ...
Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
9.DD, you are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.
10, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.
1 1. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.
12, go to Heishan Houshan and learn to eat Tang Priest with the old demon. Wait till I get back.
13, taking a shower, please don't disturb, please buy a ticket for voyeurism, 40% for individuals and 20% for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!
14, hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.
15, the scholar hides in the network, waiting for the beauty; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.
16, you finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.
17, didn't we agree that you should have returned it to me yesterday? How come nothing happened!
18. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
19, hello, I'm the beauty secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.
20. The host didn't bring a paper toilet!
2 1, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
22. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.
23. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... just not telling you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. ...
24. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
25. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!
26. What did you send? I see how it is garbled!
27. The subscriber you dialed has not installed OICQ…… ... ...
28. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!
29, DD I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.