Classic lines of peach girl

1, Taomeizi: The kindergarten children disappeared this morning. The kindergarten was burned down and all the children were missing. This time, the criminal left a message at the crime scene: hand over Galo, hahahaha ~

Doctor: Hey, how can you laugh at such a miserable thing?

Sister Tao: I'm just telling the truth! (The inscription on the wall reads: Hand over Galo, hahahaha ~)

2. Peach: Here is the weather forecast. It may or may not rain tomorrow, and the report is over.

3. Peach sister: boss of light bulb, I will help you realize your dream together! Bulb boss: OK, you are responsible for the realization, and I am responsible for the dream! Doctor. H is in charge of flying the spaceship and is the technical director of this flight!

Doctor. H: technical director?

Bulb boss: Yes, you manage the technology and I manage it!

4. Sister Tao: Breaking news reported that Wilbur dug up a mysterious object while rebuilding the house. It is said that it may be an energy stone. Haunters has arrived at the scene at the first time, and the monster has also arrived at the scene at the first time. At the same time, we also saw a stranger holding a box at the scene.

A Qiang: It's too expensive to watch TV in the square, so I have to make a TV frame and pretend that I have a TV.

5. Sister Tao: Special news reports that a strong wind suddenly blew in the planet, causing chaos in the city!

Passerby A: It's so fierce. Is it a typhoon or a tornado?

Sister Tao: It's a competition!

6. Sister Tao: Extraordinary news reported that in the activity of taking out garbage in outer space of caring for the environment and beautifying the planet, the spaceship that took out garbage exploded for unknown reasons. The pilot escaped in time. Let's interview him and see what happened at that time ... Hello, pilot, I'm Sister Tao, the host of Star TV. I want to ask, what happened in space?

Pilot: When I was taking out the garbage, the spaceship suddenly lost control!

Sister Tao: What's next?

Pilot: So ... Hey! Can you help me down before the visit? !

On the other hand, two people are on the parachute, and everyone is sweating. )

7. Happy: Doctor, didn't you say Superman wouldn't give up?

Doctor. H: I'm ... not Superman.

Sister Tao: You are! Although you don't have super powers, you have a heart that cares about others like superman!