Being a good person is nothing more than reducing the cost of others' lives. -Barguet vilen
3. Be a cadre with good facial features. People's expectations of cadres: hands are not stretched out, legs are not lazy, ears are not biased, mouths are not greedy, and eyes are not spent.
From the president to the ordinary people, it seems that there are many people to face, but it is not. What we really need to deal with is just seven or eight people. Deal with these people around you, and the child will be safe. These seven or eight people are unfair and will be difficult for them. This requires all your life wisdom to deal with it. -Liu Zhenyun
5.① Scientists have failed 99 times, and once they succeed, they may win the Nobel Prize; A politician who succeeds 99 times and fails once may lose his reputation.
(2) Germans and China people love philosophy. Germans dig out problems where there are no problems, while China erases them where there are problems. The purpose of gouging out questions is to distinguish things, and erasing questions is to enter the realm of indifference.
③ When doing things in China, it is best to take only half a step: half a step earlier or half a step later. Half a step early can get the trend first, and half a step late does not take unnecessary risks. But neither too early nor too late. One step earlier, you will become a bird in the early stage of being shot, and the other step will lead you to pull out the pile; Flowers don't bloom early, melons fall late.
(4) When there are no heroes in reality, there will be more heroes in the media; When the dark side in the media has shrunk, the dark side in reality has expanded. The media is a broom. When the house is clean, it is dirty. -Wu Jiaxiang
6. Men go shopping with women, 100% women pay attention to goods, 20% men pay attention to prices, and the remaining 80% pay attention to other women.
The biggest difference between men and women is that once a woman gets married, she begins to pay attention to her husband; And once a man gets married, he begins to ignore his wife.
7. After becoming a cadre, complete the high school curriculum in one month;
After becoming a section chief, he graduated from junior college for half a year; Experience xiansheng pocket bag
After becoming a director, he got an undergraduate diploma in just one year;
When he became a director, he was crowned as a master;
Now I plan to wear a doctor's hat in two years-for the promotion of the director.
A neighbor's child said: The ideal study plan is to be an official first and then learn culture, like his father. The child also said that it can save a lot of time and tuition.
8. More and more people know "love", and fewer and fewer people know "Ai Qing";
More and more people know "Zhou Xun", and fewer and fewer people know "Lu Xun":
More and more people know about "Mark" and fewer and fewer people know about "Mark Twain".
More and more people know about Jinggangshan, and fewer and fewer people know about Jinggangshan;
More and more people know about "Bill Gates" and fewer and fewer people know about "Paul Kochakin".
More and more people know about "Rosamund Kwan", and fewer and fewer people know about "Border Zhi Lin";
More and more people know that it is about to be sent (9 18), and fewer and fewer people know about "September 18th".
9. Noble and diligent, elegant and strong.
A clever mind makes a poor life romantic,
Elegant hands paint extraordinary splendour for innocent childhood.
"In this imperfect world, mom is the most perfect."
10, people who have no sunshine in their hearts can't see the sunshine;
People who don't smile on their faces can't find the charm of smiling.
1 1, does not describe the heart, only describes endocrine.
-writer Yu Hua comments on the works of some writers now.
12, I gave my heart to you and my body to him.
-The lyrics of the song "Don't Stay" in Wang Fei's new album "Love"
13, if you want to interview me, you must sleep with me first; As long as you can use it in bed, I will give you an interview.
-A male reporter from a media in Beijing got the answer when interviewing Mu.
14, have you ever soaked? Are you drifting? Did you do it?
-Advertising for washing powder
15, will you sleep with me?
-mattress advertisement of a company
16, who can tell me how to become less famous? !
In the preface of his new book "A Journey to the United States in Yao Ming", Yao Ming complained that the fatigue of fame made him lose the comfortable lifestyle experience of ordinary people, Mr. Pocket Bag.
17, we really didn't know that buying sex was a crime in China, and we thought it could be done as easily there as in other places.
-Osaka construction company boss explained Zhuhai group whoring incident.
18, beauty is like pepper noodles, sprinkle a little in the unattractive place.
-A China city resident commented on the commercial promotion of beauty.
19. Are cows divided into male and female?
-When Miss China was in the contest, Tao asked a question, and the young lady replied: Maybe.
20. I don't want to wait, I want that position.
The middle-aged successful man, known as "Spot", is becoming a hot commodity for young women.
2 1. Never fall in love with a middle-aged man.
-a little girl's composition topic. In the author's opinion, talking about love is a waste of time, and the key is to do it.
22, at least let people know that 500 years later, "Bao * milk" is not the second grandmother of a family named Bao.
-netizens so clearly support the inclusion of "Bao * milk" in Chinese dictionaries.
23. The only safe, universal and trustworthy meaning of "Miss" today seems to be "woman".
-The conclusion reached by columnist Shen Hongfei after a wide and in-depth pragmatic analysis of the word "Miss".
24. Is it because with this tool, women can stand and urinate like men, and men and women are equal?
-Li Yinhe loved to talk about other people's opinions when he invented the "female urine deflector"
25. Excuse me, why are you sitting on his lap?
No, I just want to see the brand of his shirt.
An "unannounced visit" reporter disclosed his conversation with "Miss" in a ktv private room in his "report".
26. It is almost shameless to look at women only with erotic eyes. But as a man, it is impossible to look at women without looking at pornography at all. I can't figure out what a woman should look like in the eyes of a neutral man who filters out pornography.
-Zhou Tan looks at women's views on men.
27. People who flatter each other are officials; People who look down on each other are artists; It is the business people who don't tell the truth when they meet.
-Professional identity revealed in the dialogue
28. When you feel that keeping secrets is more valuable than spreading them, you are mature.
A father explained this to his son maturely.
29. Women without skills will ask men to have skills; Men who have no skills will complain that women hinder luck.
In a word, men just can't live without skills.
30. The traffic conditions on the roads in China clearly show that China people are essentially anarchists.
The New Zurich newspaper expressed surprise at the chaotic traffic in China. They think that if Swiss people come to China to drive, they will at least reduce traffic accidents by half.
3 1, I can meet three or four hundred girls who meet my requirements when I go to work by subway every day, but naturally I can't meet them.
-This is the sigh of an older Shanghai youth. Some media say that older white-collar youth with high education and high income encounter obstacles in marriage and love, Mr. Pocket Bag.
32. Compared with life, all performances need to be memorized.
-The Organizing Committee of the Olympic Games cancelled all the cultural performances at the closing ceremony of the Athens Paralympic Games for the death of seven high school students, and some netizens posted this news on Sina.com.
I don't want him to rise to the top in the first place. The best records can't be sold, and no one will watch acting. He won't know his father's reputation is unreliable until he is frustrated.
-Jackie Chan attended the press conference of JCE's new film "Angry House", which invested 35 million yuan. Some media mentioned that Fang Zuming's album didn't sell well, but Jackie Chan "applauded" after listening to it.
34. Please give your seat to grandpa.
A conductor in Sichuan called on the people on the bus to give up their seats to an old man, but no one paid attention to her, so she said what she said and someone responded immediately.
35. The exposed place should be exposed and the hidden place should be hidden.
-this is the way to dress, and it is also the way of husband and wife.
Learn to be in the office, not in the office.
-Chinese in the workplace with rich experience in "office politics"
37. No matter how expensive the fish is, it will become cheaper in a day or two. Whether it is a sushi restaurant or a digital industry, inventory is harmful. Speed is everything.
-Samsung CEO Zhong Long thinks sushi and mobile phones have many similarities.
It is so difficult to change a person's nose-they are all at the core: one is at the center of the face and the other is at the center of the personality.
Henry. James
39. Gossip is a wasp that keeps pestering us. We can't oppose it lightly. Unless we are sure we can kill it, it will fight back more violently than before. Experience xiansheng pocket bag
-Shang Fuer
40. A group of people crowded together to grab the football. They are Americans. A group of people crowded together and offered their seats to each other. They are British. A group of people crowded together, anxious, tearing, vying to pay the bill. They are from China.
-the landscape of "a group of people"
4 1, people live in the world and have three things to say. The first is to have a big picture, true or false. Such words can be said in public when there are many people. If you are famous, you will also say it on TV and in newspapers. The second is private chat, which is true or false, and there are many angry words that are casually said; The third is the truth, which may be suppressed in the stomach for a lifetime.
-Ke Yunlu disclosed this famous saying of Ma Renjun in his new book "Warm Ma Renjun"