When you come to a new place, you usually need to introduce yourself, and you can get recognition from others through self-introduction. How to write a personalized self-introduction The following is my humorous self-introduction, welcome to share.
Humorous self-introduction 1 My name is xx. I'm thirteen years old, and I just started the second grade. I am of medium height, 1.72, ranking tenth in my class. My face is long, my nose is short, my hands and feet are big, my eyes are not too big or too small, my eyes are particularly dazzling, and I have a big mouth that can talk for an hour. I am not tall, short, fat or thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome.
I study in Beijing xx Middle School. Our school uniform doesn't look good. They are all blue, so they are particularly easy to recognize. At first glance, it is a middle school student.
My advantage is that I am very active. Every morning, I go outside to exercise, run and play the horizontal bar.
Therefore, my physical education at school is particularly good, and there is no doubt about my study. I didn't get 90 points in the Chinese exam, and my English is good. Therefore, my face is always full of joy.
My weakness is that I can't play basketball. I don't know what basketball is, but I don't like it. I'm always distracted in class and don't pay attention to the class. So after the teacher called me, I stood up confidently, 80% was right, and the teacher was angry and laughing.
This is me. Whenever you see me, I always smile. I will greet you warmly. Come on!
Humorous self-introduction: big head, chubby face, small nose under a pair of dark and bright eyes, and small mouth that reveals the gap between front teeth when laughing, which makes me a cool Shark Wang.
My weakness is: I am a fan of games. On weekends, as long as I finish my homework, I can't wait to turn on the computer and play games. I didn't leave the computer until my mother stopped. I got a lot of criticism for this. But I also have advantages: my handwriting is beautiful, and I get an "A" every time I write. I like painting, and I can always draw some strange things. My masterpiece has a drawer! My favorite thing is reading books, especially the comic book world. Whenever I get a new issue of Comic World, I am always happy and want to read it all at once. Whenever I see something wonderful, I laugh so hard that my parents sitting by always look at me inexplicably.
My dream is to be a cartoonist. I want my work to bring more joy to fans! This is me, a little boy with shortcomings and persistent dreams. Do you like me like this?
Hello! Do you want to know my name? I can tell you, but let you guess my name first.
My last name is the same as that of a host named Orfila in Happy Camp. My name has only one word, and that is an instrument called flute. You guessed it! As for my gender! My gender is the same as the star Jane Zhang! Not long ago, I blew out nine colorful birthday candles. I am a child of Wuhou, and I have been very happy with my teachers and classmates for four years.
In class, I am the teacher's little assistant, and in school, I am a good student in the teacher's heart. Because, I usually do well in my class and grade, and I have been rated as "three good schools" many times; My composition also won the national first prize! So the teacher likes me very much. Being liked by teachers is also a kind of "sweet" trouble: for example, last week I was helping teacher Zhang hand in a receipt for this month's food expenses. As soon as I handed in the receipt and walked to the door of the teacher's office, Miss Li asked me to help her pay the money for ordering school uniforms. Just after that, Assistant Yang arranged for me to help her with her mobile phone, and I went to the teacher's office again. It's okay at last. However, I'm happy to help the teacher do something.
I usually like reading and drawing. Although I am not very good at drawing, I still like drawing. I also learned flute for a while! I usually wear a braided hair, with big eyes, a small nose and a talkative mouth. Now that you know me, will you make friends with me?
Humorous self-introduction: I am a popular girl in Jianghu, watching bloom and driving. My name is jade-faced little white dragon, pear blossom and begonia, so handsome that I am excluded!
I have no advantage. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness is to be punished, I will not be chopped to pieces; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?
I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled and secretly handed a small mirror to my deskmate. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand. It is said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, which gradually drifted from far and near to the roof of my house and became a word: handsome.
Humorous self-introduction 4 Welcome to Dalian, I am the most talented, handsome and handsome Yushu in Dalian Tourism. I am tall and powerful, and I call it landslide, wind crack, backward flow of water, ghost, sadness, beauty and wisdom. Everyone loves cars and watches cars. The master does whatever he wants to the driver and the master does whatever he wants to the guests, hehe.
Just joking with everyone to enliven the anger in our car. My name is XXX. I am your tour guide in Dalian this time. You can call me Xiao X. I'm glad to meet you in this vast sea of people. I believe this is your fate and mine. As the saying goes, in the same boat, we also build the same car. Since everyone knows me in Dalian and serves everyone, I will definitely let everyone have a good time. I hope our service can bring you the feeling that it is not difficult to stay at home for a thousand days and go out for a thousand days.
Now I start our trip with a song. Please applaud my little X drum, cactus with golden palm and silver palm. (Singing) Introduce the itinerary.
Humorous self-introduction 5 My name is Liu xx, but I am a tomboy out and out. Don't believe me, hehe ~ ~ hum ~ ~ Well, I can't help it. I am uncompromising at home. My father, mother and two brothers all spoil me. I'm really happy. But I also have likable capital. Although I just graduated from junior high school, I have actually finished my senior high school course. If I didn't want to play with my second brother for a few more years, I would never go to our middle school to attend high school. Because of my good grades, my parents are very relaxed with me (it is difficult to relax because I am busy with business outside every day)
By the way, I forgot an important question, that is my appearance. As the saying goes (I forgot), boys wear me handsome (provided that their long hair is hidden), and girls wear me beautiful (no way, even if the genes are too good, it is difficult to be beautiful).
My two brothers are definitely dragons (not phoenixes). Of course, even dragons have shortcomings. Brother Tianfeng is a workaholic. I really can't see him without looking for him. As for my second brother Tian Xixi, he is only one year older than me. He is a famous fighter in the whole school (except my parents). The reason why I want to go to school with him is because I want to have more fun with him, ask him about him and catch a few handles (hahaha ~ ~). Both of them are handsome guys. If any sisters have any love letters, notes or want their cell phone numbers, just ask me directly.
My father, who is said to be influenced by his grandfather, used to be a boss with a surname Liu (who grew up with his father). After marriage, both of them quit the underworld and became businessmen, and both of them had several pictures of the universe in different ways. Mom, that's definitely a beauty (otherwise my three brothers and sisters are so good at genes). Now that she is over forty, she is as beautiful as before.
Humorous self-introduction 6 My name is xxx. I'm thirteen years old, and I'm just in Grade Two.
I am of medium height, 1.66, ranking tenth in my class. I have a long face, a short nose, big hands and feet, a pair of eyes that are not too big or too small, and my eyes are particularly dazzling. I can talk with a big mouth. As long as I speak, I can speak for an hour. I am not tall, short, fat or thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome.
I study in Beijing. Our school uniform doesn't look good. They are all blue, so they are particularly easy to recognize. At first glance, it is a middle school student.
My advantage is that I am very active. Every morning, I go outside to exercise, run and play the horizontal bar.
Therefore, my physical education at school is particularly good, and there is no doubt about my study. I didn't get 90 points in the math exam, and my English is good. Therefore, my face is always full of joy.
My weakness is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what basketball is, I just don't like it, and besides,
I am always absent-minded in class and don't pay attention to the class. So after the teacher called me, I stood up confidently, 80% was right, and the teacher was angry and laughing.
This is me. Whenever you see me, I always smile. I will greet you warmly. Come on!
Humorous self-introduction 7 Dear leading teachers:
Good Morning, everyone!
My name is XXX, and I graduated from XXX department this year. Undergraduate course for four years, graduate student for three years, served as XX, XX, XX. These experiences have cultivated my organizational ability and learning ability and laid a good foundation for me to become a teacher. I like XX, and I got XX in the XX contest (introduce my hobbies and specialties). Being an excellent teacher has been my dream since childhood. I fell in love with this warm and lovely place when I first stepped into the gate here and saw the clean and beautiful campus of Lianguang Primary School.
I feel very honored to be a teacher in this school and to work hard for my ideal with leading teachers on such a campus. As a new teacher, inexperience is inevitable, but we have the enthusiasm and passion to enter the workplace and the determination to constantly learn and enrich ourselves!
I will be strict with myself, always bear in mind my responsibilities, consult experienced teachers with an open mind, ask questions diligently, and achieve self-improvement and perfection with a sincere, careful and patient attitude. I want to be a clam shell, treat students as sand in the clam shell, grind, soak and wash it with years of love, and turn the sand into pearls.
I will try my best to be a good teacher of my classmates, a good subordinate of my leaders and a trustworthy comrade-in-arms of my colleagues!
My speech is over, thank you!
Humorous self-introduction 8 My name is Yang Li, and Yang is an poplar tree, which means that I will be as tall and straight as an poplar tree, deeply rooted and be an indomitable person. Profit is the advantage of victory. I want to master my life, study hard, challenge myself all the time, and I must return home in triumph in the face of challenges!
We are all newcomers, and we can be in the same school or even the same classroom today. What is this? Fate, right? I hope I can make friends with you here, help each other and work together. I believe that in the future, we are the best! thank you
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