Although the emperor eats better, he is still the whole grain in the world, and the diseases that ordinary people can get are not available. For example, Liu Bei died of dysentery, Tang Shunzong had a stroke and became dumb, and Guangxu had kidney deficiency for half his life. Fortunately, these emperors' illnesses were confined to body parts, and only a few eunuchs and doctors suffered together. If an emperor has brain problems, such as mild schizophrenia, the consequences will be very different. Because in a sense, the emperor's brain is equivalent to the brain of the country. He is crazy, and there will be a big earthquake all over his body. During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, Gao Yang, the founding emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, was a little crazy. Although he was not completely out of control, his destruction was serious for an imperial master who held millions of lives in his hands.
About their senior family, Gao Yang's rogue brother Gao Cheng and stuttering nephew Gao Wei will be mentioned in the later part of this book. They are so cared for because their genes are so special. It is more difficult to find a good boy than to find a pockmarked face on a stone face. Take Comrade Gao Yang as an example. You can call him a clever boy, alcoholic, acrobat, post-ancient behaviorist, SM lover, murderer, musician, strategist, politician and schemer. When listening to Mr. Yi Zhongtian talking about Cao Cao, I think Cao Ge's human nature is complicated enough. When I read Gao Yang's story, I found that this brother Gao has changed from tangible to intangible, to the point of being superb.
I'd better start with his clever boy side. Their ancestral home was originally in the south of Jingxian County, Hebei Province. Later, his great-grandfather Gaomi was sentenced to exile in Baotou, Inner Mongolia. During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, this place belonged to Xianbei people's activities, one of the five lakes. Years of living together have made this family highly condescending. The symbolic event is that his father Gao Huan has a word of Xianbei style-He Liuhun. Gao Yang's ancestors were also bureaucratic families, belonging to the middle class. When my grandfather Gao Shusheng was in charge, he idled around all day, raising flowers and teasing birds, and his family began to decline. Gaomi's death can at least leave a decent legacy for Gao Shusheng. Gao Shu died, leaving only a spatula for Gao Huan, so Lao Gao's family fell from middle class to nothing. Gao Huan, a poor man, finally got married and got a Xianbei wife, so he had some property-a horse. But a horse eats grass. You can't expect it to pull out gold, so it is still poor. Gao Huan held his wife and children in his arms all day and called them poor in the shabby house. At that time, Gao Yang couldn't speak, and suddenly one day he said the first sentence. This is not a father, nor a mother, nor poverty, but a prophecy from heaven-live! Gao Huan was deceived for a long time, and then his luck soon changed. He was first captured in the Six Towns Uprising, and later captured by Er Zhurong, the powerful minister of the Northern Wei Dynasty, and became his own guard captain. Since then, Gao Huan has repeatedly made meritorious military service under his account, and has been promoted in rank. After his wings hardened, last stand killed Jules and became the Prime Minister of the Northern Wei Dynasty, not to mention filial piety to Emperor Wu. How accurate Gao Yang's prediction is!
After the completion of Soul Boy, Gao Yang began to enter the next role-post-ancient behaviorist. As mentioned earlier, his nephew Gao Wei also engages in behaviorism, but it is far from his behaviorism. This is because Gao Wei is out of fun, and he is out of life. Naturally, he should be extra serious and avant-garde. As far as appearance is concerned, Gao Yang is an anomaly among many sons of Gao Huan. Eldest brother Gao Cheng and younger brother Gao Zhan are notoriously handsome, but they are ugly and their bones are a little deformed. So brother Gao Cheng doesn't like him very much. I didn't take him seriously at first, until one day Gao Huan had a problem, and the content was like this:
There is a jumble of threads in front of us. How to untie it?
This is a test of IQ. If you get it right, you will definitely get dad's love and reuse. In fact, many years ago, Megatron Alexander the Great of Asia, Africa, Latin America and Europe successfully answered similar questions. If he can't solve them, he can't open them directly with a knife. Alexander thinks so, and so does Gao Yang. When he swung the knife, he cut it. When he finished cutting it, he said that those who are chaotic will cut it, and it is concise. The Southern and Northern Dynasties was an era when people fought every month and rebelled every year. No one lacks evil intentions. Civilized methods don't work at all. Only by making an example of others and scaring off thieves can the evil intentions be eliminated. Gao Yang's answer undoubtedly reflected this idea and made Dad sit up and take notice. Brother Gao Cheng is not convinced-boy, I am the eldest son, dare to rob me!
Not long after, Gao Huan raised another question, which, like last time, was a real simulation. He asked his sons to go out with the soldiers, and suddenly a robber appeared on the road, asking for money on the road. Gao Yang's brother, like him, is a child. When they saw the battle, they ran away. Only he ate bear gall and led his troops straight to solve the robbers. Afraid of pain, the bandit leader quickly took off his disguise and knelt down for mercy: Grandpa, I'm Peng Le, your father's subordinate! It was your father who asked me to test your bravery, whether it was leopard or sheep! Regardless of these, Gao Yang tied Peng Le tightly and gave it to his father. Gao Huan was even happier, and directly gave him a verbal reward: This son is too conscious of me.
Say this in front of you people, don't you understand that he should take over? Soon, Gao Yang found that his brother Gao Cheng's eyes changed, which contained these elements: jealousy, dissatisfaction and murder. Gao Yang knows that he can't compete with Gao Cheng now anyway, and the best way to save his life is to pretend to be crazy.
How to install it? People who eat poop like Sun Bin are so old-fashioned, and Judy sleeping on the street is not exciting enough. Pretend to be delicious-eat pickles. Specifically, I travel around the world with two big noses hanging all day. When my nose runs into my mouth, I lick my tongue and eat it as pickles. This was only the first move, and soon he took a more intense second move-streaking. Regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, he ran around the house with bare arms. Later, when he became an emperor, he simply took to the streets to let the whole city come to pay tribute. Of course, this is another story. There is also a third trick, playing dumb in front of your wife and not talking when you meet, as if you have autism. After such a performance, people all over Beijing know that a son of Prime Minister Gao Huan's family has dementia. Gao Cheng couldn't believe it at first, so he had an affair with his younger brother Li, but he didn't see it and asked his younger brother to cuckold himself. Although he has never studied North Film and Chinese Opera, Gao Yang's acting skills are more professional than any actor. Coupled with his long-term persistence and high IQ, he finally broke through. Gao cheng said to everyone: this person is also valuable, how to solve the problem? Gao Yang probably didn't know that thousands of years later, in order to survive, Tang Bohu successfully copied his streaking method, pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity, and successfully saved his life. If there is a patent law, Gao Yang should apply for a patent.
Pretending to be crazy for the time being is for future prestige. Gao Yang pretended for many years, and finally waited until 549 AD. In August this year, Gao Cheng was killed by a chef. The emperor, who had been bullied by him for a long time, was very happy to think that he could turn over the serfs and sing. Unexpectedly, Gao Yang, once a fool, disappeared and became more fierce. When Gao Yang arrived at the scene of the incident, he immediately blocked the news that his younger brother was killed, and announced to the public that the slave rebelled and the general was injured, and there was no great pain.
Then he warned Emperor Xiaojing, returned to Jinyang City, and began a tense and orderly regime change. In the first month of the eighth year of Wuding, Gao Yang appointed himself Prime Minister, Commander-in-Chief of Chinese and Foreign Armed Forces, King of Qi County and King of Qi. In May of this year, he came to Yecheng, the capital, lived in the Prime Minister's country, and took all the military and political power into his own hands. In less than a year, he took care of all the fierce people, cattle people, military figures and literati in China and looked at the whole country in a daze. Yuan Di had no choice but to abdicate and gave up the emperor's chair, and the Northern Qi Empire was formally established. This year, Gao Yang was only twenty years old!
Having been a lamb for so many years, Gao Yang began to get angry, revealing the nature of a wolf. At the same time, his mental illness began to attack slowly. In order to give others an intuitive impression, he was ingenious and put a huge saw and a pot on the three halls of light to discuss with the courtiers. Don't think that he has a big appetite and is always ready to chop wood and cook. These two things are actually his killing weapons. As long as you see anyone who is not pleasing to the eye, you immediately saw the saw in the hall and threw it into the pot to cook. The whole operation process is scientific and reasonable with high efficiency. It is worth mentioning that Gao Yang has an excellent memory. Even after ten years and eight years, he still remembers clearly who did what. If you are in a bad mood, kill at once. Therefore, the people who provoked him before, the people who took bribes and perverted the law, and the people who fled when they got cold feet were frightened and wrote a suicide note in advance, ordering people to do a funeral. As for those who didn't make mistakes, they also behave themselves with their tails between their legs and dare not do anything wrong.