There are many profound reasons for different occupations and their choices.
Zhao Nanhua has been engaged in this profession for eight years. He has issued at least tens of thousands of marriage certificates.
Zhao Nanhua had a bad stomach and stopped eating sugar from the beginning.
The person who came to apply for the certificate dropped a few wedding candy and lay on the desk for several days.
In order to clean up the office environment, he had to collect these "sleeping people" with drawers.
For a long time, drawers were full. He distributes it to his colleagues and eats it himself every day.
In order to complete the task, he took the lead in eating and had a stomachache. For a time, eating sugar became the main task of the office.
More and more people apply for marriage certificates, and the suffering of candy is becoming more and more serious. The drawer can't hold it, and my colleagues can't eat it. You can't throw it out as garbage.
Take it home and let the children eat it!
So his wife and children also joined the ranks of eating sugar.
With the reform and opening up, people have money, and the candy brought to him ranges from a dozen to dozens, from dozens to several kilograms, from ordinary varieties to high-grade varieties, and even exquisitely packaged candy is placed on the desk.
Suddenly one day, Zhao Nanhua finally found the trick. Isn't my wife running a grocery store? It was ... he smiled.
From then on, my wife's canteen will always have all kinds of sweets to sell, and it will be famous in that street.
Colleagues no longer have to worry about eating sugar and eating bad stomachs.
Everyone in the society knows that Zhao Nanhua loves candy.
People also know that you can't get a marriage certificate without good sugar.
Zhao Nanhua is lucky.
Later, some people said that Zhao Nanhua had made a fortune, but I didn't believe it.
Later, someone said that his "department store" was renamed "candy franchise store", so I was skeptical.
Later, it was said that that store became the best place to get a marriage certificate and buy high-grade wedding candy. This time, I believed it.
The price of toilet paper should be increased.
"I heard that toilet paper is going to increase in price."
At dinner, secretary Lu of Liqun shopping mall said to his wife.
This happened to be heard by the fat aunt who just entered the door next door.
The fat aunt had nothing to do and left in a hurry before entering the house.
"Toilet paper is going to increase in price!"
Fat aunt told Liu Ersao again.
Liu Ersao is preparing to go back to her family. On the way, she mysteriously told the news to her friend Xiao Wei.
Xiao Wei works the night shift. Hurriedly rushed to the unit, picked up the phone and asked her sister-in-law to tell her mother quickly.
……
In less than an hour, the news spread all over the streets.
"Toilet paper will double in price!"
"Toilet paper will go up in price tomorrow afternoon. I saw the red-headed document! "
"The TV has been broadcast just now, why didn't you watch it? ! "
Before midnight, all the open state-owned individual shops sold out of toilet paper.
Early the next morning, Manager Zhen of Liqun Shopping Mall just got up and went into several rooms that wholesale toilet paper. On the way to work, the motorcycle stopped riding, and a large group of people were arguing behind. An old comrade asked, "Manager Zhen, did you crash?" Let him laugh and cry.
As soon as the office door was opened, it was crowded with people. I haven't sat down yet when the phone rings again.
Throughout the morning, a flood of people came and went, and the telephone rang. The hands of those policemen were so tired that they sat down to catch their breath at eleven o'clock in the morning.
Strange, I was worried about the sales of toilet paper yesterday. Something is wrong today. Just then, the secretary Lv Xiao came in.
"I've been busy with garlic all morning, and I haven't seen your face?"
"Manager, I have good news for you. The toilet paper has been disposed of. " Secretary lu beaming said.
"What's the matter?" The manager is much gentler.
Secretary Lu revealed the secret like this.
Step 3: blind date
Nurse Zhou Liya works in the injection room.
She is still single in her thirties.
Relatives and friends were worried about her and couldn't help her, but none of them succeeded. A friend introduced her to another one the other day. I met her yesterday, and she was very satisfied. She made an appointment to go to his house tonight.
Lift your wrist and look at your watch. It's five forty-five. It's time to get off work. Patients who can come for an injection are still waiting in line.
She frowned.
"Comrade, I push the intravenous needle."
An old man in his fifties came up and handed Zhou Liya an injection card.
She glared at the old man: "intravenous injection will take a long time, come back tomorrow and get off work today!" " "
"Injection once a day, don't be afraid today ..."
"What are you afraid of? You can't die! "
"Girl, why do you talk like that?"
"Why do I talk? ! I told you you were off duty, why did you paste it? ! "
As he spoke, he pushed several patients waiting for injections out of the door with the old man.
Guanghao, the injection room is locked.
Zhou Liya walked away with the creak of high heels.
What service attitude? The old man is also full of anger. I went out to buy food this afternoon because I had something at home tonight, so I went to the hospital late.
Oh, really!
The old man walked, thinking and angry, and arrived home before he knew it.
Pushing the door open with a bang, he froze, wiped his eyes and looked again. It's her. He's even angrier.
"Why? ! Did you find a quarrel at home, nurse? "
The son hurried to see the old man.
"Dad, this is Zhou Liya nurse Chou. Zhou Xiao, this is Dad. "
Zhou Liya: "Huh? !"
4. Rumors of Director Fu Zheng
The unit has two directors.
The director's surname is Fu and the deputy director's surname is Zheng.
People's traditional habit is to address leaders only, omitting the positive and negative words, and adding surnames before titles. So everyone called the two leaders of the unit, Director Fu and Director Zheng.
People also have a habit of going to work in foreign units, that is, looking for a full-time job instead of a deputy. I can't say why.
So there is some trouble.
For the deputy director, his surname is Zheng, and everyone calls him Director Zheng. Nothing unusual. For the director, his surname is Fu, and everyone calls him Director Fu. Nothing unusual was found at first.
One day, two clerks came from a foreign unit: "Are you the director?"
Someone took them to Director Zheng's office.
After the guests left, Director Zheng reported to Director Fu's office. Obviously, these two clerks are looking for Director Fu.
another day ...
Over time, people from other units came to work in this unit to find Director Zheng. Director Zheng's popularity will gradually increase. He seems to be busy.
Fu, director of the frown all day, few words, a person in and out, without the previous laughing.
Suddenly one day, Director Zheng was transferred. Nobody knows why, but they seem to know something.
Director Fu held a staff meeting.
He smiled and said, "From today on, all you have to do is call me the director, and you don't have to take your last name. Do you understand? "
"Listen carefully!" With one voice.
"dismissed!"
Step 5 contribute
Batu and Hada are good friends. They live in the same village and are classmates in primary school, middle school and university. They get along well.
When he was a freshman, Batu was expelled from school for stealing and returned to the village.
Hada studied hard and left his resentment and incomprehension of Batu in the library. After graduating from college, he was admitted to the graduate school. After graduation, he was admitted to graduate school and became a doctor. Now the provincial academy of sciences works, and the scientific research results are frequent, which is often different from the provincial leaders and is highly respected.
Batu was sent back to the village and almost committed suicide.
With the help of the villagers and the old branch secretary, I raised my head. First I repaired shoes, then I repaired cars, and in a few years I became the director of the processing factory. Last year, a three-story management building was built in the county seat, which became a rich family.
The hometown that has been dry for years is dry again this year. Villagers who have left their homes lend a helping hand to help drought-resistant villagers resist drought, which calls for homesickness.
In the upsurge of donating money to fight drought, Dr. Hada saved money and spared no effort to donate 1000 yuan.
Batu's first shot was 20 thousand
Ten thousand to buy grass, ten thousand to buy materials, but also to rent a car to send to various pastoral points.
The villagers shed tears.
At the commendation meeting for disaster prevention and livestock protection held in the county, Batu ranked first in the county in terms of donations, and was favored by leaders, flowers, certificates and journalists, which caused a sensation in the county for a while.
Before the commendation meeting was finished, Hada stepped down from the rostrum, glanced at Batu who was speaking and left the county seat.
6. Car accident
At a less crowded intersection, the limousine the mayor was riding was hit by a heavy van.
The mayor suffered a comminuted fracture of his right leg and was admitted to the First People's Hospital.
The driver's father works in a big company in the city.
Good working ability and professional quality. But when I saw that people around me who were not as good as myself were promoted and reused, I was only a small section chief who worked hard.
Of course, he knows the mayor, and the mayor knows him, but there is no contact.
When he heard that his son had injured the mayor in the hospital, he was stunned at first, then packed up his work and went to the hospital to visit him with a gift.
He didn't say anything, but did some dirty and tired work, such as pouring water, urine and spittoon.
For the first few days, the mayor just looked at him blankly and didn't speak.
Other leaders in the city and some bureau leaders thought that he was a relative of the mayor, so they cast an approving look and said a few words from time to time, "Don't be tired."
Finally, one day, the mayor who looks good talked to him and asked him about his work unit, age and family situation. He told the truth one by one, and his expression was stiff.
Later, he met the mayor and his family.
After the mayor left the hospital and moved home, he went for a while and did what he thought he should do. Over time, he actually became a member of the mayor's family.
The mayor became more and more familiar and intimate with him, and consciously or unconsciously regarded him as a member of the family. Acquaintances and friends say that he is a dark cloud, and there is a silver lining behind it.
After more than half a year, he was promoted to the director of a large department, and his son was safe.
If someone asks him, ask him to do something.
One day he was drunk and said to an iron handle, "I don't believe I can't get promoted!" " Although my son was a little surprised, my bitter plan succeeded! "My friend was frightened, so I quickly put my hand over his mouth.
7. vaccines
Bai Yuan, a doctor of biomedicine, specializes in human language center and memory center.
He invented a vaccine, which mainly acts on the language and memory center after being injected into the human body, so that the vaccinated people can fully recall what they have done, especially on leading cadres, and let them tell all the corrupt behaviors.
When a unit that passed the inspection and assessment of the anti-corruption team and was established as an advanced model of anti-corruption was tried out, some leaders talked about their new corruption.
As a result, the superior issued a red-headed document, naming the vaccine as "anti-corruption vaccine" and taking "anti-corruption vaccine" as the standard for checking and assessing corruption. The process of anti-corruption work is very fast and has achieved practical results.
From then on, Bai Yuan became famous. He applied for a patent, set up a factory and produced a large number of "anti-corruption vaccines". He became a billionaire, promoted to a researcher, became a young and middle-aged expert with outstanding contributions who enjoyed special approval from the government, and was appointed as the vice president of the medical college.
He has everything he should have.
One day, he had a whim and injected himself with an "anti-corruption vaccine".
Just as the medicine was working, my wife came in
His wife knows about his series of corrupt behaviors. He is most interested in and can't stand the fact that a gentleman's husband has a mistress and makes the details so clear.
She started making trouble, suing and telling everyone that no one believed what he said, and no one believed that Bai Yuan had been injected with an "anti-corruption vaccine". She's still making trouble or suing. The organization had to ask the truth about Shirahara. Bai Yuan admitted that he had injected the vaccine by mistake, but denied that he was corrupt.
Some people began to suspect that there was something wrong with the vaccine and thought that the "anti-corruption vaccine" could no longer be used as a standard. They report to their superiors together.
Finally, one day, the superior stopped the production and use of the following "anti-corruption vaccine".
On the same day, Bai Yuan invented the antagonist of "anti-corruption vaccine". Unfortunately, it is too late.
8. Homework
In the west beach in May, it is cool to get up in the morning and come back late, and the sun is like fire at noon.
Under the scorching sun, two little red dot are beating in the endless wheat fields. It turned out to be Mao Mao and Light Light Blue. They were dressed in red and wore horns.
At this time, there are no working adults in the fields.
Mao Mao and light light blue are sisters, Mao Mao is a fifth-grade student, and light light blue is a second-grade student. They hung a big bamboo basket on each arm and held a small shovel in their hands. They walked all the way along the ridge to Ruger and bent down to dig food from time to time.
As the bamboo baskets become more and more full, their songs become brighter and brighter, and their footsteps become faster and faster.
When my mother came back from the field, she didn't see Mao Mao mixing noodles or making a light light fire. Two schoolbags were thrown on the kang.
"These two children, who don't cook at home, are crazy?"
"Mao-Mao!"
"Lan Lan!"
Mother shouted a few times outside the hospital, but Mao Mao Light Light Blue was still missing. She endured fatigue and low back pain and began to cook.
The meal is ready, but Mao Mao Light Light is still missing. She ate it herself first.
After waiting for a while after dinner, but still not seeing the two children, she became angry and lay down on the kang to rest.
I vaguely heard the gate ring and looked up from the window. Mao Mao and light light blue brought a burst of laughter and farce.
"Mom, look, look, what is this?" Light light blue beat us to it.
"Mom, what I dig is bitter milk, and what she digs is bitter milk." Mao Mao rob way.
"My more, my more!" Light light blue is not convinced.
"Who let you pick bitter vegetables, ah! ? "
Mao Mao light light blue was startled.
"It's too hot, adults can't stand the sun. You go home without writing or cooking. Who told you to pick bitter vegetables on a hot day? " Give everyone a slap in the face when you speak.
Mao Mao light light blue dropped a bamboo basket full of bitter herbs and began to cry.
"Say, be obedient!"
"Listen-say." Two kuqiang.
"Say, don't run around!" Everyone gave two more slaps.
"Stop running around!" Two kuqiang.
"Speak, who let you pick bitter vegetables, huh? ! "
"In the last class, Teacher Lu said that homework would be handed in in the afternoon, and each student would dig a basket of bitter vegetables." Mao Mao stopped crying and said.
"What did you say? Is it true?/You don't say. ! "
"It is our teacher Zhu who said that if you can't dig it out in the afternoon, you won't be allowed to attend class." Light light blue is still sobbing.